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[–]nakedjay 83 points84 points ago

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[–]croagunk 7 points8 points ago

Step 1) Upvote the repost police (you're doing god's work) Step 2) Downvote OP Step 3) Giggle at people e-raging over repost police.

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[–]affectus 0 points1 point ago

Whoa there. Time for a settle time hug.

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[–]catchuontherippedsid -3 points-2 points ago

yes

[–]Durpadur 36 points37 points ago

This was funnier the first two times I saw it....

[–]BlowUpTheSnails 20 points21 points ago

Repost

[–]shelldog 4 points5 points ago

But I poop from there!

[–]coreycubed 9 points10 points ago

Not right now you don't.

[–]fuckallyourself 7 points8 points ago

Oh Tesco...

[–]Cuppy_Cakes 4 points5 points ago

THAT IS DISGUSTING!! I am honestly appalled, and Tesco should be ashamed of itself... I mean two for £3, really? This is supposed to be a recession.

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

fuck you OP. you sloot.

[–]REDBULLgivesUupvotes 3 points4 points ago

♪ Santa Clause is cumming to town ♪

[–]RNRSaturday -1 points0 points ago

Mmmm. Milky.

[–]cssher 1 point2 points ago

"Aww yeah you make my pole go so north!!"

[–]Brake666 0 points1 point ago

Providing presents for bad children and that's it. You and your dirty thoughts everyone...

[–]bcfolz 0 points1 point ago

this oddly makes me want it to be christmas really badly

[–]galewgleason -1 points0 points ago

And it's all being recorded on CCTV.

[–]divester -1 points0 points ago

"I'll never tell."

[–]teetones -1 points0 points ago

Repost and you know it. I gave back one of your karma for you.

[–]r_shawshoe 0 points1 point ago

Keep quiet and don't tell anyone.

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA -1 points0 points ago

He only comes once a year.

[–]erogbass -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]bunnnnnnn -1 points0 points ago

Jesus. This was on the front page less than a week ago

[–]wiltedbouquet -1 points0 points ago

Shhh... Just... let it happen.

[–]Bossman471 -1 points0 points ago

This is my first time recognizing a repost. I feel like I'm part of something now!

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

The sheep lies!!

[–]Redvelvet_cupcake 0 points1 point ago

Man that bear looks way happy

[–]IAmManMan 0 points1 point ago

That'll teach them to put up Christmas stuff in September

[–]akuzin 0 points1 point ago

Hahahah, yeah I too hate when they mislabel "Milka" as "Milky"

[–]Armed_To_The_Teets 0 points1 point ago

Santa's coming.......

[–]Crasty 1 point2 points ago

I have to give props on this being one of the fastest reposts I've ever seen.

[–]ThisIsDystopia 0 points1 point ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]Rlyusa 0 points1 point ago

yes, very milky bears.

[–]Onlyhereforthelaughs 0 points1 point ago

That is one milky bar...

[–]augustbandit 1 point2 points ago

Well at least they're both enjoying it.

[–]HoshaZilo 1 point2 points ago

Happy cake day..

[–]augustbandit 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]JohnScribbles 0 points1 point ago

Don't let the smile deceive you...

[–]EpicNoob991 0 points1 point ago

No... My childhood...

[–]YodaBrains187 -1 points0 points ago

sigh .....downvote

[–]I_am_not_angry -2 points-1 points ago

Bite the pillow, i am going in dry!

[–]coreycubed -2 points-1 points ago

Don't tell Mrs. Claus!

[–]Its_An_Arms_Race -2 points-1 points ago

Santa knows they are being recorded...that kinky son of a bitch.

[–]Fellow51 -2 points-1 points ago

ssshh... it'll all be over soon.

[–]sweetsweetcoffee -2 points-1 points ago

Xmas chocolate already???

[–]Shaggy57 0 points1 point ago

Walmart has layaway and Kholes and Hobby Lobby have their decorations up in my town...

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 0 points1 point ago

Jeez...

[–]kirk27 -1 points0 points ago

Tis the season

[–]ConfuciusCubed -1 points0 points ago

At first, you're like "aww, some good old-fashioned bestiality. How cute." Then, you realize that Santa's about to shove a motherfucking box up his ass.