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Battle #38 - Open for Entries! | 60k users battle | New Rule, Oct 15

Battle 38

About Photoshop Battles

A subreddit for people to use photo manipulation software to create new images.

Official weekly battles are held where entries are removed for the first 24-hours to give an opportunity for more detailed submissions.

Battle winners pick the photo for the next battle (only upvotes are counted) and all entrants are given subreddit flair.


Rules for Submissions:

I. No Requests or Questions

  • Requests, such as "Please photoshop me or my friend", can be posted to /r/picrequests.

  • Questions, such as "Where else could he be?", or "What else could she be sticking in her mouth?" are not permitted.

II. Titles

  • Your title must be descriptive. Please accurately describe the subject of the photo.

  • No cliches such as "this has potential", "lets see what you guys can do", or "make this epic".

III. Image content

  • Images should be at least 500x500 pixels.
  • No technically low-quality images. Focus, framing, lighting, etc. are important.
  • No links to facebook.
  • NSFW tags must be used generously.
  • No albums or web pages, submissions must be a single image.

Submissions that do not follow the rules will be subject to removal by the moderators.

If you notice a submission that violates the rules, please report it to the mods, and send us a message letting us know why it was reported.


Commenting

Junk comments distract from this subreddit a lot more than in other subreddits that are not based on original content.

Comments that are cliché, text-only, not an original work, memes, reaction gifs, or off-topic are subject to removal by the moderators without notification.

Comments should be fully compliant with RFC 2119


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  • Please vote based on quality of work. Lazy shops shouldn't win just because they made you laugh. You can still vote funny stuff (we can't control you) but keep in mind that people spend lots of time making some really good submissions and deserve as much recognition as the next guy.

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/r/Graphic_Design

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all 136 comments

[–]Bananashop 228 points229 points ago

[–]LuxNocte 45 points46 points ago

That kid's abs are amazing! To be able to side plank like that, while dangling from a wolfs jaws...I'm impressed.

[–]raff365 88 points89 points ago

[–]magicwizardbacon 20 points21 points ago

Oh god thats so creepy. I had my headphones off and I could swear I could hear clapping.

[–]stewyman 12 points13 points ago

the song I'm listening to has a kick with the exact same rhythm as his clapping. weird as fuck

[–]dam121594 5 points6 points ago

same here. Idioteque. Weird...

[–]HarveyDent_2face -1 points0 points ago

me too haha weird

[–]ddrt 2 points3 points ago

I want him to die. Now.

[–]LuxNocte 21 points22 points ago

<nerdrage>Stark never says "Brace yourselves". That was added for the meme.</nerdrage>

[–]cumwaffles 28 points29 points ago

dang sorry about that i just came up with a better title just now: Winter is Nomming

[–]LuxNocte 16 points17 points ago

Much better! I feel the fury of a thousand geeks subsiding to a mild desire for Doritos.

[–]Hetzer 12 points13 points ago

Cool ranch please

[–]sacredcowkiller 0 points1 point ago

I feel more like this is something that Shaggydog would do.

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]StarkkOfWinterfell 0 points1 point ago

FATHER!!!

[–]ticklefights 0 points1 point ago

first thing i thought of....well played

[–]IKRyouMad 296 points297 points ago

[–]thechaserx 28 points29 points ago

And here comes the nightmares.

[–]SpicyHotPepperOil 27 points28 points ago

The preservation of the ears makes this.

[–]GeoKeo 78 points79 points ago

tastes like watermelon. With a hint of furball http://imgur.com/oCu4Q

[–]Johanasburg_Flowers 1 point2 points ago

BRAINS! What if the wolf... was a zombie wolf? I'm no photoshop master like all of you fine folk here, otherwise I'd do it myself.

[–]kraven420 666 points667 points ago

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[–]TheYellowBastard 10 points11 points ago

nice, subtle humour, better than the romney-a-thon that's going down, that's for damn sure.

[–]TurboShorts 105 points106 points ago

[–]tctony 112 points113 points ago

Congratulations. You got the reference.

[–]i_am_at_the_office 4 points5 points ago

dont forget the fried chicken

[–]daskoon 3 points4 points ago

Nice.

After the /r/explainlikeimjive bs that was funny

[–]Require_More_Mineral 2 points3 points ago

That was an amusing diversion. Thank you.

[–]daskoon 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome. Not everyone thought so. But I'm glad someone did. Reddit can be so fickle...

[–]SgtNeilDiamond 0 points1 point ago

You win. Shows over folks, pack your things!

[–]hardturdbutthurt 7 points8 points ago

[–]The_Last_Melon14 0 points1 point ago

I took one look at this and knew someone would turn it black

[–]Bananashop 267 points268 points ago

[–]cjrwil 8 points9 points ago

inspired

[–]Blunkus 97 points98 points ago

[–]CowsRTasty 1 point2 points ago

-.- I don't like oranges either

[–]CaptainTurtle 54 points55 points ago

Good, because it's a large tangerine.

[–]Jrodkin 10 points11 points ago

I don't like watermelon, oranges, or tangerines. I like turtles, captain.

[–]Magicmole 2 points3 points ago

It's a lemon

[–]decentPhotoshopGuy 227 points228 points ago

[–]dinosaurus_rectapus 17 points18 points ago

Decent photoshop done on the pick. Well done good sir.

[–]decentPhotoshopGuy 11 points12 points ago

Why thank you fellow redditor. Shame he lost half his nose during the surgery though.

[–]TheYellowBastard 11 points12 points ago

I don't particularly understand why this is so popular, I'm not discrediting your use of photo shop, just the idea as a concept, am I missing something?

[–]dinosaurus_rectapus 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god! He did lose half his nose!. That is terrible. Put it back right now.

[–]TigerRat1 4 points5 points ago

I laughed pretty hard at this. Well done.

[–]bradhunt5 2 points3 points ago

Is that a Womble?

[–]vijrox 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Christ that's scary

[–]Terrakotta 25 points26 points ago

i totaly see it, melon eyes and a giant smile. That is forever melone wolf

[–]Require_More_Mineral 7 points8 points ago

Would you say it's... very melon?

[–]humortogo 6 points7 points ago

Put the mouse down and step away

[–]smardalek 0 points1 point ago

Out of all of these...yours made me laugh. :D

[–]Inkwild 27 points28 points ago

[–]DarkRend 20 points21 points ago

Why is it eating watermelon with it's chin?

[–]Inkwild 24 points25 points ago

[–]DarkRend 21 points22 points ago

Ohhhh

[–]j0phus 66 points67 points ago

How did he cut it in half?! That's scarier than cats learning how to use guns.

[–]Scrial 25 points26 points ago

Sif? Is that you?

[–]BagatoliOnIce 51 points52 points ago

[–]technoSurrealist 8 points9 points ago

Someone should replace the sword model with a watermelon in the PC version.

[–]UmiNotsuki 3 points4 points ago

Well fuck, now I'm gonna laugh a little every time i get to that battle...

[–]IKRyouMad 0 points1 point ago

I've been thinking this earlier and can't remember a recent wolf that I saw

from a game, who has a weapon aside from Red XIII and Okami.

[–]Autistic_Buiscit 2 points3 points ago

Okami has a spinning disk on his back that kills things when he changes direction. Also he's a god in the form of a wolf. And that game is impossible to learn that 4 hit combo shit.

[–]smardalek 0 points1 point ago

Man...I don't wanna be that person, but Amaterasu is a girl-wolf...

[–]Autistic_Buiscit 0 points1 point ago

It's a god, and technically by definition genderless, but nevertheless you're right. Give me a FTFY if you feel like that guy.

[–]UmiNotsuki 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, I just closed my /r/DarkSouls tab because I needed to take a non-Souls related break and there you go sucking me right back in. Well played.

[–]Titanite_Sparkle 7 points8 points ago

Is it? Is it really?

[–]j0phus 5 points6 points ago

I think so. They will have trouble organizing to form any sort of real threat. Wolves with knives on the other hand...

[–]cousinroman 164 points165 points ago

I'll just leave this here

Funny thing is that i didnt need to erase the watermelon romneys fat head was big enough to cover the whole thing and than some

[–]Aneds 21 points22 points ago

*then

[–]TheYellowBastard 42 points43 points ago

cheers, couldn't understand that sentence at all without that guidance, legend.

[–]Autistic_Buiscit 8 points9 points ago

He has a point, cousinroman will learn in future! Besides this is reddit what were you expecting?

[–]definitely_legit 146 points147 points ago

[–]GeoKeo 30 points31 points ago

Wolfie says "Thai is to die for" http://imgur.com/XlWr0

[–]GeoKeo 20 points21 points ago

Frankly, I don't think any of these watermelon jokes are funny. http://imgur.com/ZwtsL

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes, the ones that make the least sense are the best ones

[–]Wulftastic 4 points5 points ago

This probably isn't appropriate here, but could someone render this into a wallpaper resolution/size 1920 x 1080 ? I love wolves and this is such an amazing picture!

[–]ookamiko 3 points4 points ago

I'm sure you could contact Erik Wilber, the original photographer. He may be able to.: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=430035817044573&set=a.430035773711244.94305.115798175135007&type=1&relevant_count=3

[–]ChrisMess 3 points4 points ago

"Nomming" - love that word. Will be implemented into my vocabulary.

[–]TheYellowBastard 13 points14 points ago

Seems that if you put a mit romney somewhere you win, it's a shame, it's stifling creativity.

[–]WhereAreMyDragons 4 points5 points ago

I don't mind it. There's enough submissions to cover everything from creative to funny to topical.

[–]TheYellowBastard 2 points3 points ago

I'm not against it as such, it just seems a real easy victory and requires almost zero though process, find a picture of Romney and either face swap or cut the head off and stick it in the picture somewhere, to hell with context and humour, each to their own I guess.

[–]WhereAreMyDragons 3 points4 points ago

You're right, it's funny now but becoming a bit of a circlejerk. People will start downvoting it in a week or so when they get sick of it and the problem will take care of itself :)

[–]TmanV 2 points3 points ago

Sad Keanu hits the top of the thread pretty often too.

[–]TheYellowBastard 0 points1 point ago

suppose it's somewhat different, Keanu has an internet photoshop legacy, he'll be in photoshops for years, that said I'll still always appreciate a genuine attempt at original wit over a rehash.

[–]drdausersmd -1 points0 points ago

well seeing as he's a huge douchebag it's not surprising.

[–]Joekruel01 8 points9 points ago

Am I the only one worried about the fact that a wolf knew how to use a knife to cut it down the middle???

[–]clayasaurus 4 points5 points ago

Indeed, also, the pixels look suspicious.

[–]TheYellowBastard 8 points9 points ago

Not sure how genuine/sarcastic this is, but I'm going to guess it's a wolf in captivity or at the very least the photographer has just chucked a wild wolf half a melon and hoped for the best.

[–]Anchupom 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised there hadn't been a "we need to go deeper" style edit yet.

[–]ninjasenses 0 points1 point ago

Upmeloned

[–]Xani 2 points3 points ago

so did you find this on /r/aww or did they steal this from you?

[–]andrewtheernst 1 point2 points ago

both the top comments are pretty much the same too

[–]JowlesMcGee 1 point2 points ago

The one on /r/aww was posted about 6 hours before this one, so I'm guessing he found it there, and not the other way around. I had the same thought though.

[–]Mediocre_Photoshops -3 points-2 points ago

[–]thereddaikon -4 points-3 points ago

you didn't even change the title on your repost.

[–]That_Deaf_Guy 10 points11 points ago

Its posted here for the purpose of Photoshop. Get your shit together, Tyrone.

[–]eatroffles -4 points-3 points ago

poor Colby...the watermelon is just so you cannot hear his barks...