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[–]NoRealmente 54 points55 points ago

Isn't he a recovering alcoholic?

[–]Jimmy1Sock 18 points19 points ago

Its Dublin so it doesn't really count this time.

[–]complex_reduction 3 points4 points ago

What happens in Dublin, stays in liver.

[–]DeepRoast 7 points8 points ago

That's what I thought. He mentioned quitting the sauce last year. Curious if he's off the wagon or if this is an old photo.

[–]workpuppy 28 points29 points ago

I don't think he ever said that he was quitting, just that he realized was getting out of hand, and scaled it back.

It's possible to drink too much and yet not be an alcoholic.

[–]ConorPF 8 points9 points ago

Wasn't he drunk when shooting some Harry Potter scenes?

[–]workpuppy 15 points16 points ago

A quick Google says yes, and also that he actually did say he went cold sober in 2010...Ooops?

I have sympathies. Being a child star is a total mindfuck.

[–]ConorPF 8 points9 points ago

Yeah. People don't realize the pressure of starting a huge career so young.

[–]GummiDemilo 7 points8 points ago

Or maybe he just went through the same phase as many young adults and drank heavily for a few years before easing off.

[–]PyrokineticDew 0 points1 point ago

That's what happened to me, 18 - 20, Drunk at least once a week, and usually by downing a bottle or two of something. Now, I have 2-3 beers and I'm fine.

[–]UnitedStatesGov -1 points0 points ago

Once a week? That is so cute. 18-24, drunk 5 ouf of the 7 days. In that time period I achieved my Bachelors in Physiology and make 6 figures at the age of 25. Instead of booze, now I just do a different kind of strong drug daily. MMM drugs!

[–]madcatlady 0 points1 point ago

The crew helped him out. It's a tense time, puberty. Plus stress of filming/ imminent stardom?

Got respect for him for letting his friends help him.

[–]DLXII 3 points4 points ago

[–]mushroomgirl 0 points1 point ago

Not an old photo, this was taken on saturday night!

[–]finyacluck 0 points1 point ago

It's not an old photo, its from Sunday night.

[–]sleepy_wall 47 points48 points ago

Isn't OP a recovering reposter?

[–]jolp92[S] 12 points13 points ago

Only response I have, as weak as it is, is that i uploaded it in a lecture using imgur uploader app (sounds like im advertising for it) and i used the pre-loaded reddits which the app has installed ( I assume they are the most popular ones) of which r/funny is not in. When I realized I could actually upload to r/funny on it if you just typed it in I uploaded it there as well and never deleted the first one (to r/pics). I'm sorry that I have failed you

[–]ChickenMcSandwich 2 points3 points ago

Clearly not recovering...still going. Good lad.

[–]bebederp 0 points1 point ago

Not anymore.

[–]Roached_N_Weeded -1 points0 points ago

Nope, he is a full-participation alcoholic judging by this picture.

[–]ZeusMcFly 0 points1 point ago

who gives a shit if he's an alcoholic or not, if I never had to work another day in my life, I would spend most of my days shit faced too. Good on you Daniel, just don't become a fucking Scientologist.

[–]kushiro07 24 points25 points ago

Expecto Alcoholium !!

[–]oligobop 5 points6 points ago

Evanesco Liveronium!

[–]amebix720 -3 points-2 points ago

Oh dear god this made me lol.

[–]Ottoblock 12 points13 points ago

"I don't have to take showers, I'm Harry Potter"

[–]gordonj 6 points7 points ago

Here's some others in case anybody missed them. Also more here. All x-posted from this post in /r/ireland .

[–]Rapeburger 3 points4 points ago

Jesus... I never realised how short he is.

[–]mushroomgirl 3 points4 points ago

Well you have to remember he's also standing beside/with the Dublin Minor GAA team. Those guys are freaking HUGE!!!

[–]Rapeburger 3 points4 points ago

That does put things into perspective. Still, I just googled it: he's 1.66m (5'5").

[–]mushroomgirl 2 points3 points ago

thats still taller than me...

boo.

[–]Wood-angel 0 points1 point ago

that's only 2cm taller than me. Man that's short.

[–]SKSmokes 1 point2 points ago

Jeez, are those kids even old enough to be drinking? Wait, drinking age is 18 in Ireland, right?

[–]gordonj 0 points1 point ago

Probably and yes :)

[–]finyacluck 0 points1 point ago

Technically they are underage, even in Ireland, but they have just won the all-Ireland minor county football title, so nobody, nobody is going to begrudge them having a few. Also note thsat all the up-loaded photos are from inside a house party, I am sure they didn't meet Harry in the neighbourhood, but after an achievement like like pub-landlords up and down the county would be only to willing to let the lads celebrate with the cup in their establishment.

[–]SKSmokes 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, ok. Just validating I haven't gotten really old and 25 year olds look like 16 year olds now. :P

[–]Hughcumber 0 points1 point ago

That's just us Irish. We all seem to age much slower than Americans, at least. I'm not claiming that we age any slower than other countries but come on, there's something weird about Americans and looking older than they are.

[–]Z0idberg_MD 0 points1 point ago

Did they change this? We could drink @ 16 when I went to play soccer in Ireland.

[–]gordonj 0 points1 point ago

not legal but entirely common.

[–]PWNWTFBBQ 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell is one of them in his underwear?

[–]gordonj 0 points1 point ago

he appears to have had what is referred to in Ireland as a skinfull of beer. Side effects often include partial to full nudity.

[–]kliks 5 points6 points ago

Dat hair ... has life of its own

[–]DrTango 3 points4 points ago

Here's a link to some more photos and the story behind the photos.

[–]RougeCrown 12 points13 points ago

NEW HARRY POTER BOOKS:

Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

Harry Potter and the Goblet of whiskey

[–]Narissis 7 points8 points ago

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Spirits

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Absinthe

Harry Potter and the Order of the Wasted

Harry Potter and the Half Drunk Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Halitosis

[–]W00DERS0N 5 points6 points ago

that 2nd one sounds awesome.

[–]lonjaxson 9 points10 points ago

C'mon... Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoned

[–]nasher168 3 points4 points ago

*Philosopher's Stoned.

Humph.

[–]shawncplus 0 points1 point ago

Goblet of Firewater

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit he's tiny.

[–]Trinitykill 2 points3 points ago

Erckshpelliarmush.

Fuckin...accio Guinness!

You can't tell me to shtop, I'm the choshen one!

[–]FadedAsAlways 0 points1 point ago

Harry Potter*

[–]minecraftbots 2 points3 points ago

The sam maguire can holed 32 pints

[–]mech_eng_2011 2 points3 points ago

is that sam? As far as I understood that was the trophy for the minor champions that he was partying with..

might be wrong though

[–]Lohpraks 1 point2 points ago

Watch out Harry, that Tri-Wizard Cup is a port key!!

[–]ravecow 1 point2 points ago

he was with people from MY school :D

[–]armedwithC4 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or does he look high?

[–]shanereid1 0 points1 point ago

I have Held That Exact Trophy. Worship Me.

[–]ApesApesApes 0 points1 point ago

ten pints to gryfin....floor

[–]with_explosions -2 points-1 points ago

I KNOW RIGHT?! I'M SO GLAD YOU POSTED IT AGAIN!

[–]Dandeman321 0 points1 point ago

He's just a little fella!

[–]rebelbaserec 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the bassist from The New Deal

[–]logicalrody -1 points0 points ago

Time for someone to admit they're balding.

[–]Chumpponis 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahah alcoholism!

[–]Palin_Sees_Russia 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is going on with his hair?

[–]paracog 0 points1 point ago

Now THAT is some untidy hair.

[–]mr_magpie_jmg1 0 points1 point ago

I've seen interviews of him and his friends. He's not an alcoholic, the press just blew it up.

[–]avery51 0 points1 point ago

When did Harry Potter get aids?

[–]yeathl 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or is it that as he gets older he looks more and more like the head of a white sex slave operation out of Turkey?

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

[–]cinocu 0 points1 point ago

So he's back to drinking? Good for him!

[–]nvernon123 -2 points-1 points ago

Harry couldn't manage the next book so it's called Hermione Granger and the recovering alcoholic