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[–]BCMM 559 points560 points ago

Some golden retrievers are absolutely ridiculously good-natured.

[–]Yoyo8 346 points347 points ago

Some cats are just assholes.

[–]markycapone 320 points321 points ago

All*

[–]jenus13 57 points58 points ago

I wanted to downvote you, but you might be right. My little kitten's nickname is Asshole.

[–]jbredditor 139 points140 points ago

My little asshole's nickname is Kitten.

[–]bozzwtf 49 points50 points ago

I just laughed out loud, and farted. Definitely office MVP today.

[–]Purely_coincidental 3 points4 points ago

Wait a minute! They play that game of who's got the funniest reddit post in the office in your office too?

[–]jbredditor 4 points5 points ago

I'm glad we don't have that in my office. There are plenty of redditors around here, but I don't want any of them getting my username.

[–]great_gape 5 points6 points ago

[–]namegoeswhere 2 points3 points ago

"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch."

"Why?"

"I thought it would bring closure to the relationship."

[–]OmicronPersei8 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, mine picked a fight with a beagle and I had to separate them. Grabbed the beagle, it was much easier than trying to get that damn cat.

[–]darkrom 85 points86 points ago

I am yet to see a golden retriever that isn't ridiculously good natured.

[–]ychamel 44 points45 points ago

my golden retriever has bin raised with a German Shepard so now he thinks he's a German Shepard too and keep trying to be aggressive with other dogs, but when it come to the fight he just humps.

So yeah pretty good natured

[–]PlethoPappus 22 points23 points ago

I wanna make fun of you for spelling it "bin" but I'm not clever enough to do so.

[–]bretttwarwick 21 points22 points ago

Its cool just sit down and have a cold bir.

[–]madwine 15 points16 points ago

Ich bin ein retriever.

[–]keyboard_samurai 7 points8 points ago

You should do an IAMA.

[–]shiftdnb 13 points14 points ago

Just had a golden retriever attack my pit bull yesterday while out on a walk. This dog usually sits on the front yard and usually when I pass there is someone outside with it and he'll come to the edge of the yard and bark. I always thought they had an electric fence because it never came into the road before. Yesterday was a different story as I was walking by the golden came running out, crossed the street, growling and snapping at my dog. I put myself between them and had to kick at the dog to get him away from my dog. People down the street saw the whole thing and complimented me for having a well behaved pit bull.

[–]the_red_scimitar 16 points17 points ago

Clearly this is one of those personality swap thingies seen mostly in movies.

[–]SunshinePils 2 points3 points ago

We've had a lot of goldens. Really sweet dogs.

Except one that was an absolute dick if it was somehow restrained (electric fence, leash). Otherwise it was awesome. Something about not being able to actually do anything. Then it actually got free and got its ass kicked by the neighbor dogs.

Might have been something similar.

[–]dog_hair_dinner 2 points3 points ago

I read some post from /r/dogs awhile ago where the OP's neighbor had an aggressive, unsocialized golden that behaved terribly. I was in shock. I couldn't even imagine a golden acting like that.

[–]dreadredheadzedsdead 82 points83 points ago

I fucking love those furry bastards. Just so damn wonderful.

[–]greenyellowbird 17 points18 points ago

Its like they have a permanent puppy grin on their faces.

They warm my heart every time I see one.

[–]buckX 5 points6 points ago

Well, they are one of the most neotenous large dogs.

[–]I_am_God_seriously 10 points11 points ago

Goddamnit I want a dog!

[–]slicked 4 points5 points ago

And ridiculously good looking

[–]Mysterious_Andy -5 points-4 points ago

And sometimes that same ridiculously good-natured golden retriever will suddenly flip out and try to take your hand off with no provocation.

It broke my aunt's heart when she had to put her beloved Nikki down after she pulled the world's biggest face-heel turn…

Edit: "Some cats are just assholes." gets hundreds of upvotes and this get buried. Thanks, reddit. Sorry I told the true story of my aunt's inbred dog going insane.

[–]Vranak 6 points7 points ago

I have heard this before, from someone who deals with problem dogs for a living, that the worst case they had ever seen was a golden lab. They are exceptional cases I'm sure, and they are normally the sweetest dogs in the world, but I don't know why so many people have downvoted you, do they think you're making it up or something?

[–]Nyrb 1 point2 points ago

We could learn a lot from them.

Not much useful, but a lot.

[–]LadyCog 1 point2 points ago

My aunts' golden retrievers are the nicest things I've ever met! I've also read somewhere that Goldens are one of the top 10(?) smartest breeds f dogs, and feel a lot more loyalty and empathy than other breeds :D

[–]tyceratops 750 points751 points ago

The stare at the end, "this fuckin cat, I don't even..."

[–]PST87 540 points541 points ago

With the head shake... priceless.

[–]BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET 147 points148 points ago

I had to watch this again. The dog actually did a small head shake. I then showed this to my wife, who proceeded to spit her coffee at me.

[–]AverageDude 223 points224 points ago

You have weird interactions with your wife.

[–]Abedeus 85 points86 points ago

That's how she shows affection.

[–]Viatos 59 points60 points ago

That's how she shows affection dominance.

[–]AzMoo 35 points36 points ago

The burns are symbolic of their love for each other.

[–]bretttwarwick 6 points7 points ago

If it is hot enough to burn him, she would also have burns in her mouth.

[–]Lycist 15 points16 points ago

Years of spitting scalding hot coffee at her SO's have desensitized her to the heat.

[–]LlongSchllong 3 points4 points ago

That's how it goes, he spits something in her face and she spits coffee in his face. What a loving couple <3

[–]Orange_Astronaut 20 points21 points ago

"I give you the gift of my morning beverage."

[–]Thor4269 14 points15 points ago

"I give you the gift of air from my lungs"

[–]Terraflux 6 points7 points ago

How intimate

[–]Abedeus 3 points4 points ago

That WAS a bit cheap, considering he's an intergalactic time traveler.

[–]USSChuckNorris 2 points3 points ago

While that is true you have to remember that one guys gift was spit

[–]Cptn_Hook 16 points17 points ago

He accidentally married one of those dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

[–]stanfan114 1 point2 points ago

He is married to a dilophosaurus.

[–]Cotilion 29 points30 points ago

Looks like the dog is patting him on the head, thinking down boy down

[–]theycalledhimHenry 46 points47 points ago

I love it when dogs look like they dont know what to do

[–]tor5079 -1 points0 points ago

I feel the need to post a redditing dad meme, but I'm on my phone so I can't.

[–]Magnora 0 points1 point ago

That's why I like cats, it's as if they never know what to do. Permanently uncomfortable.

[–]sup3r 17 points18 points ago

"you play too rough"

[–]lightslash53 3 points4 points ago

He looks more concerned than anything, like he has no idea what to do now.

[–]Retanaru 343 points344 points ago

Dogs using their paws like hands is probably the most adorable thing they can do.

[–]DrGnz0 66 points67 points ago

Agreed. I want more. Internet, give me MOAR!

[–]redlinezo6 7 points8 points ago

She is incredibly gorgeous...

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 35 points36 points ago

I agree. I would do dirty things to that cat.

[–]MakingLove2U 8 points9 points ago

What video is that dog playing drums from? It looks hilarious

[–]chibibeagle 2 points3 points ago

You're God, can't you just will it to be so?

[–]I_am_God_seriously 13 points14 points ago

If I had the power to do that then I'd probably rid the world of disease and suffering.

Seriously though, if god did have the power to do anything, why wouldn't he just do fun shit all the time? I dunno, like replace lava with semen and make it erupt so everyone is like "nooo a volcanooo" and then suddenly jizz is going all over the place and he'd be like "sorry guys, April fools lol" and everyone would be like "oh you" and then he'd just snap his fingers and clean it all up.

Checkmate uh, you guys.

[–]internetUser0001 2 points3 points ago

He probably does, then just undoes it whenever he wants. Crazy people just remember some of that stuff that he undid.

[–]mynameisgoose -1 points0 points ago

Oops, I replied to the wrong comment.

[–]deadymcstevejobs 4 points5 points ago

When my German shepherd/pitbull mix was a puppy he broke his leg and proceeded to use the cast as a club to bash my cocker spaniel over the head.

[–]psychicsword 3 points4 points ago

Except when they do it wearing a little hat

[–]ShahpEleven 0 points1 point ago

My chesapeake bay retriever uses her paws to catch things that are thrown to her, instead of using her mouth. She's kind of a slow learner.

[–]Aszuul 0 points1 point ago

my dog used to cross her paws to hold her bone. freakin adorable.

[–]berserker87 240 points241 points ago

I love that the dog looks at the camera like, "The fuck's his problem?"

[–]palanoid 80 points81 points ago

Talk about language barrier.

When dog waves it's tail, it signals good intentions. When cat waves it's tail, it signals bad intentions.

[–]reekoman 34 points35 points ago

When dog waves it's tail, it signals good intentions.

No, actually it doesn't. This is a myth, and a potentially dangerous one at that. The wagging of the tail is simply an emphasis of its position and a sign of excitement. In fact, most dogs will wag their tails before an aggressive attack. So even though a somewhat excited dog with good intentions will wag its tail, a wagging tail does not have to signal good intentions. To read the mood and intentions of a dog you also have to take posture, gait, facial expressions, tail position and so on into account.

Dog Language by Roger Abrantes is a good encyclopedia-style book about canine body language if you want to learn more about this. :)

When cat waves it's tail, it signals bad intentions.

Not necessarily, but this is often the case, yes. Also, when cats pull their ears back or lay on the back feet up, these are threats of aggression, but when a dog does the same, they are signs of appeasement and submission. Language barrier indeed. ;)

[–]BraveSaintStuart 4 points5 points ago

My dog just has a nervous tail. He's a small-ish hound of some sort. We're not really sure, but he has big floppy ears and a floppy tail.

<Reedy (my dog) is sleeping on the couch.>

"Hey Reedy" ::flop::flop::flop:: "What're ya doing buddy?" ::flop::flop::flop::

He has not an aggressive bone in his body (except his penis bone around little kids, apparently), but we also know that he wags his tail when he's in trouble too... 'cuz he's nervous. All the time.

[–]NightAwaiting 27 points28 points ago

I can see what you mean now and it seems to make a lot of sense. When the cat "hugs" the dog there's no tail waving but when the dog starts waving his tail the cat seems to look round and then backs down. The dog was waving his tail as he patted the cat on the head which the cat interprets as a sign of aggression and responds how it thinks is appropriate.

[–]laddergoat89 14 points15 points ago

I really hope that interaction is as complex as your describe.

[–]Atario 10 points11 points ago

We's jus' funnin', yer honor!

[–]Motafication 6 points7 points ago

"The fuck's his problem?"

He's a cat.

[–]Ajst 130 points131 points ago

pat pat ... pat pat

[–]Shippoyasha 29 points30 points ago

It was almost hover-hands. Dogs can be so gentle when they pat at things sometimes.

[–]dog_hair_dinner 3 points4 points ago

some of them. One of my dogs I have to regularly re-train, because "give-me-paw" sometimes ends up as a whack to my arm with nail-marks down my forearm. She's only 50lbs, but the way she moves herself, it's like she's a 100lb dog. I.e. she'll just plop down on your lap instead of slowly lowering herself.

This is in contrast to my other dog who is as graceful as a ballerina. He's got terrible co-ordination though. I ask for "kiss" and instead of a nose to the cheek, I get a nose to the eye.

[–]Atario 40 points41 points ago

*boop*

[–]BoyLilikoi 10 points11 points ago

Please explain this to me!

[–]madcatlady 104 points105 points ago

[–]P2000Camaro 29 points30 points ago

This pic cracks me up every single time I see it..

[–]moose_testes 12 points13 points ago

Try reading the dog's dialogue in the voice of famed baseball announcer Harry Caray.

[–]FiredFox 6 points7 points ago

Following your advice has improved my picture viewing experience by 284%

Thank you!

[–]I_am_God_seriously 7 points8 points ago

I love how it has it's tongue out. That look of sheer concentration.

[–]madcatlady 2 points3 points ago

It's the unparallelled glee that the dog exudes in the last panel...

Can't not love it!

[–]Vranak 3 points4 points ago

Shiba Inu right?

[–]Downvotes_Everybody 9 points10 points ago

I thought it was a Samoyed. It doesn't have the shiba inu tail.

[–]blantonator 7 points8 points ago

It's a Samoyed, nothing else.

[–]mechanical_bullshit 3 points4 points ago

I will never not upvote this picture.

[–]cdemps62 4 points5 points ago

It's onomatopea. It is a sound one would attribute to a soft tap on something.

[–]Annies_Boobs_ 13 points14 points ago

I wonder if the dog is emulating its owner when it pats the cat.

I don't even care if that's not the case, it's ridiculously adorable and that's what it is.

[–]Jober86 158 points159 points ago

Pat Pat Pat...Are you a ferocious kitty? Yes you are.

[–]Yoyo8 53 points54 points ago

"Awww, it's okay. You're a predator in my eyes..."

"...you believe that shit." Shakes head

[–]distopiandoormatt 3 points4 points ago

"Don't patronise me!!!"

[–]Busses 41 points42 points ago

The dog has been around too many humans with that head patting.

[–]projectiontheart 77 points78 points ago

[–]pburn883 17 points18 points ago

i love the way the cat jumps back with its nails out.... ready to go.

[–]I_am_God_seriously 6 points7 points ago

Just makes you realise how we're all so alike...

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 86 points87 points ago

But what would it look like if you combine that dog and cat into one super friendly hugger? Let's find out!

[–]MashedHair 30 points31 points ago

The Lion has Will Ferrels voice!

[–]TheRedComet 8 points9 points ago

This gif just got better (60% of the time).

[–]palandra 4 points5 points ago

This is my favourite gif. So intense.

Also, why is OP's image a Jpeg? JPEGS MOVE?!

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 4 points5 points ago

imgur doesn't care about the format, and your browser is smart enough to know it's a gif by the header inside the image.

[–]palandra 7 points8 points ago

Alas, but I obviously am not. I shall retreat back into the shadows. Never to be seen again...

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 4 points5 points ago

Hehe. I too was surprised the first time I saw a moving jpg. I had to read in the comment why as well.

So now, if you see somebody asking the same thing, you can explain... And the cycle of learning goes on.

[–]Fallhemor09 28 points29 points ago

That is a smart dog!

[–]BraveSaintStuart 3 points4 points ago

If he was smart, he'd eat that damn cat and be done with it.

[–]Gogo_McSprinkles 20 points21 points ago

This is how my sexual advances towards my hubby always end up. :-/

[–]Buraktionman 8 points9 points ago

Watch the dog wag its tail - it's adorable how happy it is when patting the cat.

[–]lulumcleod 22 points23 points ago

Heh, animals acting like people.

[–]Taisen91 46 points47 points ago

Omg the dog shook his head at the end lol

[–]PixelatedCheese 6 points7 points ago

Let me show you how condescension works...

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 8 points9 points ago

Notice how the water gathers on the outside of the glass of iced beverage on a warm day?

[–]dog_hair_dinner 3 points4 points ago

that's condensation

[–]Aeronniell 8 points9 points ago

Awwww, i love goldens! I wish mine would do cute stuff like that xD

[–]Platty27 4 points5 points ago

there, there!

[–]r0bski2 4 points5 points ago

This is how my dog is, except shes shit scared of the cat and just stands frozen whenever he walks past. You should see how smug the cat looks now when he prowls the house.

[–]nicholasferber 8 points9 points ago

i LOVE the dog!!! HUG!

[–]Phaque1285 2 points3 points ago

That cat was officially friendzoned

[–]Annarr 3 points4 points ago

This is kind of line the story of the "friendzone"

Cat really loves the dog. Dog does not reciprocate, though offers to just be friends. Cat get angry, attacks dog. The relationship is officially over.

[–]norse1977 6 points7 points ago

This is why you get a dog. Cats are assholes.

[–]captainotto 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate friendzone!

[–]SUXLECOX 2 points3 points ago

The head shake at the end, ''fuckin cats dude''.

[–]cheeza51percent 2 points3 points ago

Does anybody have a video link?

[–]goodtimekid 2 points3 points ago

Cat's suck. There, I said it.

[–]I_will_fix_this 6 points7 points ago

fucking cats...

[–]mirshafie 1 point2 points ago

This defines my day!

[–]Jimbodogg -1 points0 points ago

Lol he looks at the camera at the end: "Well fine then....asshole"

[–]OmegaVince 0 points1 point ago

Also belongs to r/aww :D

[–]IAMAfecaleater -1 points0 points ago

Just like girls at the dance clubs.

[–]HigherPrimate 1 point2 points ago

He went for the neck. Lol.

[–]le_Maitre 0 points1 point ago

Animals are beautiful people.

[–]WisestMissile 1 point2 points ago

What kind of dog is that?

[–]madcatlady 6 points7 points ago

Golden retriever. Most fantastic dog in the world for a family pet.

[–]Meagann16 0 points1 point ago

pat pat ahh yeah... Thanks cat...

[–]Lore86 0 points1 point ago

It seems more like a "friendzoned" to me.

[–]epvdude 0 points1 point ago

This is so human.

[–]OuroborosBeast 1 point2 points ago

dog pats cat on the head warily There, there... Weirdo.

[–]ViolaPurpurea 0 points1 point ago

The cat was just trying to play... Dogs fault he didn't get it.

[–]angelcake893 0 points1 point ago

Sir, I believe that is the story of my life.

[–]burghswag 0 points1 point ago

Even cats get friend-zoned.

[–]Gizmoseph 0 points1 point ago

Cute

[–]RP_Thead 0 points1 point ago

I am going to show this video to my cats.

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

that there ever waaas

[–]random314 0 points1 point ago

"That fucking guy..."

[–]Nilliak 0 points1 point ago

You desired my attention/ but denied my affection

[–]Factitiously_Real 1 point2 points ago

Dog: This cat... just unbelievable! <Shakes head>

[–]Dr_dumbfries 0 points1 point ago

My chihuahua used to do the exact same thing to my pittbull, but she always got what she wanted

[–]Ronnie_Soak 0 points1 point ago

I love how he pats him on the head like "Good try buddy, you'll tear my throat out next time for sure!" :)

[–]desithug 0 points1 point ago

cats are such dicks

[–]Titties 0 points1 point ago

Poor kitty. :(

[–]kittenkat4u 0 points1 point ago

that was freakin adorable.

[–]SorryIfImlate 0 points1 point ago

This looks like every relationship I have ever had!

[–]Deathmelody -1 points0 points ago

friend-zoned.

[–]sgntpepper03 1 point2 points ago

Did I actually just see a dog literally pet a cat?

[–]hooliganking 0 points1 point ago

What a beautiful dog!

[–]Backstyck 0 points1 point ago

"That's cute... Kitty thinks it's people." pat pat

[–]kellgot 0 points1 point ago

It's settled. Dogs.

[–]ilaughaturxpense 0 points1 point ago

I CANT STOP TYPING IN CAPS, CUTENESS OVERLOAD

[–]linkinpark18280 0 points1 point ago

cat-zoned

[–]theace01 0 points1 point ago

Overly attached girlfriend: level cat.

[–]Motafication 0 points1 point ago

A .gif that sums up why I hate cats.

[–]ciggy622 0 points1 point ago

Dog as he walks away: "There is no playing nice with this fucking thing.."

[–]Chynkinese -1 points0 points ago

Friendzoned!

[–]MagnoliaDance 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Woofles there just straight up shakes his head at the camera - what a great piece of hound!

[–]reesesandkisses 0 points1 point ago

overly attached cat

[–]Lithex 0 points1 point ago

Ahaha, I love the petting in the head part.

[–]mrducky78 0 points1 point ago

This is why I am a dog person, look at the dog's tail wag the entire time.

[–]Wavey1287 0 points1 point ago

"Desperate Housecats."

[–]Panda_Undies 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that cat just got friend-zoned.

[–]AshyBooRawrs 0 points1 point ago

This made me very happy.

[–]blackLe 0 points1 point ago

i love how the cat's going for the throat

[–]BraveSaintStuart 0 points1 point ago

The dog is clearly too good for the cat anyway.

[–]heycourts 0 points1 point ago

The dog shakes his head in dissapointment at the end

[–]Pointedcoast78 -1 points0 points ago

Friend zoned!

[–]DesigNer_d 1 point2 points ago

Our cat hated our golden the second he showed up in the house. As a puppy he was smaller than her and would take head smacks, hissing and spitting constantly. As he got bigger he would try to play with the cat and continue to get hit in the face. One day he gets her cornered and she is doing the same routine. She smacks him in his now huge nose and he raises his paw and smacks her half way down the hall. The cat did not see it coming and she ran so quick that he just stopped and looked at me confused. Its impossible to explain to a golden that not everyone wants to play with you.

tl;dr - golden puppy gets beat on by cat, grown golden smacks him back thinking its a game.

[–]stylezDWhite 1 point2 points ago

Dog to cat: At least you tried

[–]Bixby66 0 points1 point ago

"DON'T PATRONIZE ME!"

[–]mcesh 0 points1 point ago

Aw, looks like the cat is getting a taste of his own medicine

[–]jmmkk 0 points1 point ago

This gif is a good example of how dogs and cats often miscommunicate. Notice how both the dog and the cat are moving their tails a lot and have their ears lowered. This does not mean the same for the cat as it does for the dog.

That benig said, these two domesticated beasts seem to have a level of mutual respect for not going full Battle Royale on their master's home.

[–]gamer_chik 0 points1 point ago

That pat on the head, it gets me every time...... Cat: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I SWEAR I WILL BITE YOUR NECK OFF! Dog: oh cat, even though you hate me, I still love you pat pat cat:DON'T TOUCH ME!!! Dog: oh... Okay

[–]ProllyAtWork 0 points1 point ago

I love the little head-shake the dog does at the end.

"What the hell, man?"

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point ago

Last week at work, I saw a golden retriever trotting around a customer's yard, so I yelled "Yo, what's up, dog?" He sprinted to me, spastically received as much attention as he could, and then sprinted away to leap through some hedges separating the property from the neighbors.

My boss, who was standing there at the time, could only manage to ask, "Do you know him?"

[–]dat_wud_be_gud 0 points1 point ago

At the end the dog looks at the camera like "Fuck it, I'm out."

[–]JoeInTheBean 0 points1 point ago

I love when he walks away from the cat, he gives a look that says, "she s all yours man."

[–]Brutalchris 0 points1 point ago

"I'm getting the f outta here"

[–]Shortythecat 0 points1 point ago

GO FOR THE EYES! THE EYES!

[–]cyjoe1023 1 point2 points ago

Give them a little attention and the next thing you know..... No, Shit, get off of me chick... Oh well Okay.

[–]darkleemar 0 points1 point ago

i love how th dog shakes his head at the camera when it walks away

[–]AShavedApe -1 points0 points ago

Friendzone isn't just a human thing I guess.

[–]callusforgotten 1 point2 points ago

anyone else notice the dog shake his head in the end like "fuck this guy"

[–]Spencer94 1 point2 points ago

That dog is ridiculously adorable!

[–]ThankGodForInnernets 1 point2 points ago

"I just, I... Mwah mwah mwah"

"I don't like you like that... There, there..."

"Fuhhhck eeyyouuu DECK!!!"

"I'm gonna go, now, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just... Girls, man... Girls..."

[–]Chris153 1 point2 points ago

How I feel walking girls home who are too drunk for their own good.

[–]Thoveler 1 point2 points ago

I. Love. Dogs.

[–]asspills 0 points1 point ago

Oh great, my love life is in gif format now

[–]full_of_stars -1 points0 points ago

Friendzoned, hard!