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[–]GundamWang 14 points15 points ago

This is sort of mean.

[–]kroxldyphivian 4 points5 points ago

Also sort of funny.

[–]anonymauz 3 points4 points ago

This is fucked up. Shame on you, OP.

[–]Westlund[S] 1 point2 points ago

It's stance clearly demonstrates that its the alpha

[–]Isparian 4 points5 points ago

Your post clearly demonstrates that you're an asshole.

[–]Westlund[S] 4 points5 points ago

Or that you don't know how to take a joke.

[–]Isparian 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, what a great joke. It's literally just calling a (not particularly large) woman fat. That's the joke. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's just shit.

Sorry your posting sucks and some people are mean to you.

[–]nomadfoy -1 points0 points ago

Its more of a joke about the circumstance, fat girls covered in mud coming out the water looking like she about to rush a girl she could kick the shit out of. alpha hippo joke works. I love fat girls, but you gotta admit it was funny.

[–]snakeseare 0 points1 point ago

The hippo kills more people than any other animal in Africa.

[–]Controlled01 4 points5 points ago

Hippos in general, or this one specifically?

[–]OvidPerl -1 points0 points ago

I ... should not have laughed at that, but I did.

[–]kushiro07 -2 points-1 points ago

Release THEEEEEEEE KRAKEN !!!!!!

[–]iwillthinkaboutit -1 points0 points ago

I'd rather do the fat girl than the thin one, meh

[–]mooimabear 0 points1 point ago

hugs

[–]Dark_Shroud -4 points-3 points ago

Rosie O'Donnel

[–]Rab_Legend -2 points-1 points ago

ERRYBODY GETTING FUCKED!

[–]cashiimo -3 points-2 points ago

DUUN DUN.. dun dun... dun dun dundundundun......