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[–]urk870515 54 points55 points ago

[–]slightlymadd[S] 9 points10 points ago

I love this!

[–]urk870515 4 points5 points ago

So, what did you smear on the window to get it to do this? I have a 3rd floor apartment, but I won't give up hope.

[–]slightlymadd[S] 5 points6 points ago

Haha, I was just at the Erie zoo one day! Maybe they put something on the window... it definitely made for some great pictures and videos.

[–]TimingIsntEverything 3 points4 points ago

Littering and.... littering and.... littering and..... littering and.....

[–]ezbreezybeautifulme 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, but I did. Thank you for that!

[–]reddit_chick[!] 1 point2 points ago

I clicked comments expecting to see someone write this joke. You took it to the next level and for that I commend you :D

[–]isthatmyex 2 points3 points ago

That moment on reddit when you think of something funny knowing you will have been beaten to it.

[–]lngjohnslvr -4 points-3 points ago

ERMERGHERD! SNERZBEHRRYYZZ

[–]invictus515 27 points28 points ago

[–]slightlymadd[S] 1 point2 points ago

Was this also at the Erie Zoo?

[–]CrazedRedditor 6 points7 points ago

Nice job.

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[–]SonicSlice 5 points6 points ago

I hope you know that we think you're an asshole, and for like 2 bucks you could have gotten an ad here and way more profit. Asshole.

[–]jagwaguar 1 point2 points ago

you're everywhere.

[–]watyousay 18 points19 points ago

[–]Magrias 9 points10 points ago

WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!

[–]thatshellguy 2 points3 points ago

WAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]TheChosenOne013[!] 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of Stitch

[–]TheChosenOne013[!] 2 points3 points ago

Exactly!

[–]Beaner_schnitzel 0 points1 point ago

OMG! is that likitoung?

[–]Capitan_Amazing 17 points18 points ago

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

So cute!

[–]Unqualified_Opinion 6 points7 points ago

[–]DELTATKG 5 points6 points ago

Paging /u/otterfacts.

[–]drunk_otter 4 points5 points ago

fuck that guy

[–]CrazedRedditor -3 points-2 points ago

this. this 1000 time over

[–]Smellyhobo101 4 points5 points ago

Theres no glass. Hes a mime otter.

[–]yamanotaka 4 points5 points ago

Read that as 'Otter loves ass.' Still applies.

[–]WhyYuRead 23 points24 points ago

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries!

[–]urk870515 30 points31 points ago

But...but I already... Oh, well.

[–]jwhaler17 13 points14 points ago

Just let him go... We all know the truth...

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[–]6times9is42 -1 points0 points ago

fuck you.

[–]ink_scribbles 5 points6 points ago

CANDY BARS!

[–]Drunk_Off_Pancakes 2 points3 points ago

This made my day. Absolutely adorable.

[–]Feathers_ 2 points3 points ago

He just looks so fucking happy.

[–]chad1312 2 points3 points ago

Or he's drunk.

[–]drunk_otter 4 points5 points ago

nah.

[–]seawied 2 points3 points ago

Go home, Otter! You're drunk!

[–]drunk_otter 1 point2 points ago

[–]JohnScribbles 3 points4 points ago

As someone who has been drunk, I can confirm that otter is DEFINITELY drunk.

[–]drunk_otter 3 points4 points ago

You think?

[–]TheShittyBeatles 2 points3 points ago

[–]Bigfloppy 2 points3 points ago

I thought of this when I saw it.

http://i.imgur.com/noAcr.png

[–]daonemanshow 1 point2 points ago

Must lick glass.

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

he is showing you how he likes to make out

[–]Sl3dgehammer 0 points1 point ago

Humans!

[–]CityWithoutMen 0 points1 point ago

We have to domesticate these otters. They make cats look like opossums.

[–]CrazedRedditor 0 points1 point ago

So cute!!!

[–]Stygimoloch 1 point2 points ago

I love otters.

[–]drunk_otter 2 points3 points ago

We're not so big on you.

[–]holyice7 2 points3 points ago

Geoff, you don't speak for all otters.

And don't you have work in...like an hour?

[–]Ghooble 1 point2 points ago

Why are otters so fucking awesome?

[–]no_no_NO_okay 0 points1 point ago

fucking otters man.

they're so god damn cute.

[–]natarobot 1 point2 points ago

Seriously. This is the most adorable thing I've seen all day.

[–]KGlitz 1 point2 points ago

All I could think of was "I love lamp."

[–]caseyboycasey 1 point2 points ago

Do you really love the glass, Otter?

[–]edubyah 1 point2 points ago

Dat glass

[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

Dat glass

wee-oo-wee-oo

.

[–]UrbanForest 1 point2 points ago

And then we started kissing, like this!

[–]Gamer4379 0 points1 point ago

Next he'll be pretending to pull a rope or fly a balloon or some such nonsense and ask for money.

[–]here_for_the_lols 1 point2 points ago

This otter worked really hard on his mime impression and you go and shove that all out the window by saying he's against some glass!

[–]johnleehookah -1 points0 points ago

I don't get what makes this funny...

[–]massaikosis 0 points1 point ago

funny, thats my bass face

[–]mzmush 1 point2 points ago

wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup!

[–]Aperture_Lab_Tech 0 points1 point ago

That otter is high as fuck

[–]drunk_otter 1 point2 points ago

[7]

[–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

Aww it's so cute

[–]Sparxx25 1 point2 points ago

Why do I always imagine those funny picture's comments section being crammed with puns. I am otterly disappointed.

[–]ebenhaim 0 points1 point ago

Aliens

[–]xine302 -1 points0 points ago

isn't licking like that a sign of anxiety?

[–]13oot 1 point2 points ago

This is now the lock screen on my phone. Awesome picture.

[–]velociraptorpikachu 0 points1 point ago

ERMAHGERD!!! GLERS!!!!

[–]SaViOrSeLpH 0 points1 point ago

I otter be having this much fun...

[–]pikuoff 0 points1 point ago

Is that Anton Jackson? His laugh goes well with this pic.

[–]cinocu 0 points1 point ago

"Bitch pleeeease!" (-Otter)

"An otter's den is called a holt or couch. A male otter is a dog, a female a bitch, and a baby a whelp, kit, or pup." - Wikipedia

[–]Attach 0 points1 point ago

Well he otter!

[–]Humping_a_cheesecake 0 points1 point ago

Give that otter some glass. Otters love glass.

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

to train them is my caaause

[–]Frank4010 0 points1 point ago

This otter is drunk and it needs a drunk otter meme

[–]nihilite 0 points1 point ago

This makes me happy.

[–]DayumCake 0 points1 point ago

They didn't include the glory hole in the picture

[–]hedcraft 0 points1 point ago

The snozberries taste like shattered clams, dripping down my belly!

[–]monsterfeind 0 points1 point ago

window licker.

[–]blueberryDott 0 points1 point ago

This otter is clearly a registered sex offender...

[–]jetsniper 0 points1 point ago

All I can hear in my head when I look at that is Nigel Thornberry blarghing away.

[–]hwaltman 0 points1 point ago

The snozberries taste like snozberries

[–]CapKirkTooMuchLSD 0 points1 point ago

I don't like glass as much as I do otter things.

[–]clark-kent-55 -1 points0 points ago

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

[–]BMighty 1 point2 points ago

Is This Picture Taken in Erie, PA?

[–]slightlymadd[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes!

[–]rismail 0 points1 point ago

Looks like some gesture that Tom would do from OG Tom and Jerry before getting bopped by the dog.

[–]scottydoesntknow9 0 points1 point ago

Brick loves lamp.

[–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

"Yewwww sour candy!"

[–]browniebud 0 points1 point ago

mmmm. shnozberries.

[–]Lykoaster 0 points1 point ago

I miss watching Bear in the Big Blue House...

[–]Ds2x 0 points1 point ago

Otter, do you really love glass, or are you just molesting random things in the room and saying you love them?

[–]Daigoth 0 points1 point ago

Dat glass!!

[–]sigma6deltaalpha 1 point2 points ago

Was this at the Zoo in Erie Pennsylvania? I remember this otter! I have a video of him!

[–]slightlymadd[S] 0 points1 point ago

It is! I also have a video!

[–]sigma6deltaalpha 1 point2 points ago

That otter was fucking hilarious!!!

[–]slightlymadd[S] 0 points1 point ago

Right?? We kept coming back to see if he was still licking the glass... and sure enough he was!

[–]BebopBebop 0 points1 point ago

Do you really love the glass, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

Windowlicker.

[–]Tree-Fingers 0 points1 point ago

Glass loves otter... because otter is otter.

[–]72hamilton 0 points1 point ago

the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

[–]Honestly_ 0 points1 point ago

Nice. The ones at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium have learned that the glass is better at breaking stuff than their bellies.

[–]booyahboo 0 points1 point ago

These snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

[–]TomHardon 0 points1 point ago

I had to do a double take because initially i saw i an otter SKYDIVING from a helicopter in to a wooded forest far below....

I chose not to do the doubletake, instead i will take this image to the grave.

[–]ninjaiwarrior 0 points1 point ago

"And den we made out like dis."

[–]throwthis2 0 points1 point ago

that is otterly ridiculous

[–]whatacad 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Stitch

[–]HungerGamesLady 0 points1 point ago

Yachter Otter loves class.

[–]Murph56 1 point2 points ago

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A CARTOON!!!! AWESOME!!

[–]AbrahamFK -2 points-1 points ago

How about no!

[–]cnted -2 points-1 points ago

wew, otter says...Deliciousoh...