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[–]TeeNahh 14 points15 points ago

What do the other sizes say?!

[–]notwist 39 points40 points ago

size "L" for "look at this fat fuck".

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 23 points24 points ago

S for sorry ladies but I'm too small to keep you satisfied.

[–]dozenrozen 6 points7 points ago

While XS just sat quietly in a corner...

[–]RepostThatShit 14 points15 points ago

The size code XS actually comes from the face girls make when a guy that size asks them out.

[–]mongolrainbows 18 points19 points ago

I think EG machine is an excellent player

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 53 points54 points ago

This humor wears on me.

[–]espenso 11 points12 points ago

Tears me up

[–]bopoqod 17 points18 points ago

Left me in stitches.

[–]YHofSuburbia 20 points21 points ago

THIS STOPS HERE

[–]bopoqod 14 points15 points ago

No-one pulls the wool over your eyes, eh?

[–]Calathas 2 points3 points ago

The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther!

[–]jaaja 5 points6 points ago

Right? It's shear madness.

[–]WildBaeR 5 points6 points ago

My laughter was tapered

[–]jaaja 4 points5 points ago

Guess it's just not the right fit for some.

[–]lenaxia 5 points6 points ago

I guess it makes some people itch all over.

[–]SonofSniglet 4 points5 points ago

Oh, wool you just stop!

[–]Taviiiiii 3 points4 points ago

I'm sweating from all the laughter

[–]NotaMethAddict 13 points14 points ago

I got hurt feelings,

I got hurt feelings.

I’m not going to wear a small t-shirt, I’m a man.

I got hurt feelings,

I got hurt feelings,

Get me a small men’s t-shirt, please.

[–]bigheavyshoe 3 points4 points ago

That's great but it's not the version he was referring to

[–]dirtmerchant1980 0 points1 point ago

theyll call you gingerballs

[–]thelovepirate 2 points3 points ago

I call my friends, say 'let's go into town',

But they're all too busy, to go into town,

So I go by myself, I go into town,

Then I see all my friends, they're all in town.

[–]iamleighanne 0 points1 point ago

Rappers have feelings too!

[–]Haydenk13 22 points23 points ago

Wow sweaters are soo polyesterday

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 2 points3 points ago

It think you just tore through the fabric of space-time with that pun.

[–]comradexkcd 1 point2 points ago

He definitely sewed that one up!

[–]shyguy95 4 points5 points ago

I didn't know Old Spice started selling sweaters.

[–]Capitan_Amazing 8 points9 points ago

Why are sweaters such catty bitches all of a sudden?

[–]so_carelessly_here -1 points0 points ago

Well. You were busy that day.

[–]dobuwitz 4 points5 points ago

Toddland is known for "humor" on their products. They've made moustache cardigans, shirts with cats all over them, and even 5lb gummy bears. Gotta love it.

[–]JordyC4 2 points3 points ago

I think I was just insulated by my sweater.

[–]khdutton 6 points7 points ago

My XXL means that I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

...or that I'm a lardass.

[–]jdenk 2 points3 points ago

What would the world be without urbandictiorany. Lardass..

[–]AzMoo 2 points3 points ago

We would just use our brains for a moment and think about the meaning of the word from the way it is constructed.

[–]jdenk 2 points3 points ago

Right, my bad. What would the world be for people who do not have English as their native language and do no hear the word lard that often be without urbandictionary.

[–]AzMoo 3 points4 points ago

Good point, sorry mate.

[–]jdenk 0 points1 point ago

Thats okay

[–]fadedseaside 3 points4 points ago

[Humorous reference to Weezer's "Undone (the Sweater Song.)"]

[–]dirtmerchant1980 0 points1 point ago

i tried

[–]InstinctiveBeast 2 points3 points ago

A real man would show that sweater who is boss by flexing and ripping it to shreds...

[–]CrimsonCoast 2 points3 points ago

Toddland is funny as crap!!

[–]pgouw 2 points3 points ago

Haha i think every toddland product has its own easter egg

[–]googlehymen 0 points1 point ago

I was just amused by a sweater :)

[–]Sparxx25 1 point2 points ago

size "s" for scrawny, like try to build up you string bean

[–]miraitrunks 1 point2 points ago

size "s" for stout. just like the balls you wish to have someday...

[–]renny7 0 points1 point ago

That reminded me of this.

[–]BatXDude 0 points1 point ago

Let's see them come up with something for XL

[–]bradmobile 1 point2 points ago

Those pants are badass I want a pair

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

gotta be the best there ever waaas

[–]zerokra 0 points1 point ago

don't sweat the sweater, man.

[–]muayguy 0 points1 point ago

still beats size 's' for 'sobbing little bitch'

[–]dekonstruktr 0 points1 point ago

Size M for Manlets

[–]TheRealMikeT 0 points1 point ago

Aw yissss, mother fuckin toddland.com

State Sharks of the World is awesome.

[–]dirtmerchant1980 1 point2 points ago

If you want to destroy my sweater,

go ahead he's being kind of a dick

[–]Stingerfreak 0 points1 point ago

Twist: It's a woman's sweater.

[–]Bojanglez03 0 points1 point ago

I want to know who wear smalls, I am literally the smallest person ever and medium is usually tight

[–]Snowblinded303 1 point2 points ago

Is that from the Toddland brand? I can tell by the "t".

[–]exko 0 points1 point ago

Or it is giving you some harsh encouragement. Think about it.

[–]sophiemisfit 1 point2 points ago

I wonder what the small, large, and even extra-large tags say..

[–]whileyouwereliving -2 points-1 points ago

"s" for sissy, "l" for loner

[–]hughtankman 0 points1 point ago

Right in the manhood

[–]FuzzyBlumpkinz -5 points-4 points ago

Stop buying sweaters, then you'll be manly.

[–]prettymuchdrunk 9 points10 points ago

[–]dirtmerchant1980 3 points4 points ago

fucking right. mcqueen invented the turtleneck to hide your moms lovemarks.

[–]FuzzyBlumpkinz 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to point out that his name is Steve McQueen. Steve as in Adam & Steve, and McQueen as in...Queen. Not manly at all.

[–]ThePhenix -1 points0 points ago

So M - the standard size for men, the norm, and somehow it's not manly? Oh I'm sorry we're not all whale size.

[–]renny7 5 points6 points ago

Maybe it's an Abercrombie 'muscle fit' size medium. In real life that would mean it's really size extra small.

[–]joayo -1 points0 points ago

I'm 6'2'' 205lbs of manly manly manliness. Hardly a whale.

You're making the same generalization that the sweater is making.

Edit: Looks like I was down-voted by a guy who wears a small.

[–]mapkinase[!] -5 points-4 points ago

by a sweater

... by a label designer, by a Bangladeshi kid who sewed it to the sweater, by the retailer, by your mother who bought it for you and brought it to you downstairs.

[–]Flantastic185 -3 points-2 points ago

If you're wearing a sweater chances are you aren't manly

[–]Flantastic185 0 points1 point ago

Why would you apologize for linking me to squirrels of doom???

But still that is a sweater vest not a sweater.

[–]madnickhahaha -5 points-4 points ago

Not as insulting as this one.