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[–]BlueCarpet1 59 points60 points ago

Fly you fool!

[–]Tendoi 46 points47 points ago

Fly you fowl.

[–]scapeplan 75 points76 points ago

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 13 points14 points ago

I would recommend blowing on it. That usually works.

[–]lnenad -3 points-2 points ago

That gives me a bsod, fucking Vista, i should have upgraded to Seven.

[–]thematt924 1 point2 points ago

they're having a laugh

[–]frankiefresco 40 points41 points ago

Where the hell did so many tigers appear from?

[–]Hobbycoder[!] 88 points89 points ago

There has to be a spawn point

[–]frankiefresco 17 points18 points ago

Some sort of glitch, perhaps?

[–]doombunny0 9 points10 points ago

Better blame DICE.

[–]yellowcoward 3 points4 points ago

Hackers dropping tigers into Cherno again. Damn script kiddies.

[–]dkotes 0 points1 point ago

It's a zoo in China where they throw in little animals and let tourists watch them being ripped to shreds and all the tigers fight over them. There is a graphic video on the internet/liveleak of a goat being thrown into a tiger pen. If you search for it I'm sure you'll find it.

[–]amumusad 20 points21 points ago

In case anyone was wondering, that would be a guineafowl. They're basically African chickens and they can fly, but only for short distances. Furthest I've seen one fly was maybe 30 yards.

[–]captainburnz 18 points19 points ago

Tigers in Africa?

[–]RapeTentacles 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I recognized the bird and that only confused me more.

[–]Ohforfsake 0 points1 point ago

Must have escaped from a zoo.

[–]ajdickson1208 6 points7 points ago

sooo does that mean that one in OP's pic died? :<

[–]ukstubbs 25 points26 points ago

No he flew away and found a beutifull wife, where he lived a long happy life raising a perfect family. Totally didnt spend the next 30 mins being gorged on.

[–]deubski 3 points4 points ago

Seven or so tigers and one fowl. I would estimate closer to 2min

[–]ersatzgaucho 2 points3 points ago

he started a foundation to help future fowls from being fed to felines

[–]redkey42 4 points5 points ago

And the wings are often broken before feeding. No sense in the food actually getting away.

[–]trilobot 6 points7 points ago

We had guinea fowl loose in the zoo I used to work at, and then one flew into the otter pond. Otters are mean little fuckers so they eviscerated it while children were watching. Guts and blood and feathers everywhere. We tried to lock the otters in so we could retrieve it, but they wouldn't leave the carcass. We switched to using a pool skimmer, but the bastards stashed the carcass by wedging it between two rocks underwater, and then attacked and tore up the pool skimmer. The water got really gross...

[–]misstyke 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit. I feel like I should have expected that somehow. The haphazard nature of zoos really scare me sometimes.

[–]n808ive 10 points11 points ago

Is it normal for so many tigers to be in the same place?

[–]Cpl_ThunderDouche 18 points19 points ago

Looks like the Harbin Tiger Park in Heilongjiang Province, China. You basically buy live animals to feed to the tigers. It's morbidly entertaining...

[–]BoyLilikoi 4 points5 points ago

Video

55 seconds for Air Jordan.

[–]newbie81093 0 points1 point ago

Holy cow. Is it wrong if I find that jump beautiful to watch?

[–]RafaelNo 0 points1 point ago

I can't say if this park is one, but many Tiger parks in china are actually TigerFarms where they are breeding them for slaughter, A big reason is the Large demand for Tiger Bone Wine!!! Saw a documentary on this the other day can't remember source.

[–]xrelaht 0 points1 point ago

On the one hand, that's pretty horrid. On the other hand, livestock tend not to go extinct.

[–]RafaelNo 0 points1 point ago

On the same hand this is the reason that they are becoming so rare in the wild, and when they are only in farms the wild tiger will become extinct for all intents and purposes , eventually we will be left with only bovine like domesticated Tigers. The Wild varieties of cows are largely extinct.

[–]xrelaht 0 points1 point ago

That's not the reason they're becoming extinct. They're hunted for their pelts and for the sheer 'thrill' of hunting something dangerous, but their biggest threat is habitat destruction.

[–]GaMe_PTY 7 points8 points ago

it's actually sad...

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

OOLLLLDDD!!!!

[–]I_will_fix_this -1 points0 points ago

Red Bull never said it could make you fly with them..

[–]XCJacobs 0 points1 point ago

Did you tell them to work the shaft?

[–]Lionzlove 0 points1 point ago

I'm more worried about the photographer than the bird in this picture

[–]thunderer18 0 points1 point ago

I laughed....but then I became sad because of what happens next

[–]fintorro 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this pic many times. I really need to know if he made it.

[–]omlettehead 0 points1 point ago

[–]jeffdaddy 1 point2 points ago

Interesting vanguard documentary on currentTV about the deplorable conditions of these tiger parks in China and how they are essentially 'tiger farms' and are slaughtered for parts which are in high demand.

http://current.com/shows/vanguard/episodes/season-five/tiger-farms/

[–]pdcgimpy 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was a metaphor for bain capital

[–]bladefinor 1 point2 points ago

wings fly! tigers... it's unfair! tigers... STAHP

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

If it lay perfectly still they'll lose interest since they are just oversized cats

[–]mask2697 0 points1 point ago

tigers only eat lying down though, so that wont end well...

[–]Protipsqt 0 points1 point ago

Fly zaboo fly

[–]Lucho420 0 points1 point ago

Flightless birds yo! Always hustlin mad hard.

[–]SheffboyRD 0 points1 point ago

Damn I really want to know what happened.

[–]ObsidianWarrior 1 point2 points ago

This is sad, he probably died shortly after these pictures were taken.

[–]neoreader626 0 points1 point ago

This could just be that tiger sanctuary where people can pay to feed the tigers a chicken, sheep, or cow.

[–]mask2697 0 points1 point ago

Da fuck? Aren't tigers a solitary animal? (Most cats (except lions) will only hunt alone and will act aggressive to others, the exception is usually with either females, or with juvinile males and a female.

[–]shaggyjames 1 point2 points ago

i wish i could upvote more then once this just made my day :)

[–]8-l 0 points1 point ago

that's a lot of tigers

[–]Bil28 1 point2 points ago

TIGERS STAHP.

[–]Soro_Hanosh -1 points0 points ago

if you actually think about it, that bird has been dead for a while....

[–]DeceptiFob 0 points1 point ago

This is quite sad to see..Damn Chinese.. They have a zoo of dozens of Tigers for a tourist attraction in horrible conditions. Quite sad.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhv6rR780w28mP7Pru

[–]marlinspike 0 points1 point ago

That's a guinea fowl, and they're the dumbest birds you've ever seen. I've seen a group vocalize nervously near a pride of lions before the brightest of the lot decided to just fly over them. This took over 15 minutes.

[–]JesseCuster40 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but the lack of any punctuation on that last line made me howl laughing. It wouldn't work for me with a ? or a ! at the end.

Edit: That and there's eleven twelve tigers chasing one bird. Poor guy. I wonder if the calories he would provide one tiger (assuming one caught him and ate him whole before the others had a chance at a nibble) would make up for the energy expended in chasing him.

Maybe there's a bunch of unaware guinea fowl sitting around, and the tigers are grinding.

[–]TakethatBobaFett 1 point2 points ago

I actually Laughed my ass off, have an upvote.

[–]BruceRogers 1 point2 points ago

What happens when you disagree with the popular opinion on reddit.

[–]Lord_Vinton 0 points1 point ago

Wings. What r u doin. Wings. Stahp.

[–]miraitrunks -3 points-2 points ago

such a repost... gets me every time...

[–]mcai8rw2 0 points1 point ago

i know right! me too! i seen this loads, but still lol for real when i see it.

[–]jizzspring -2 points-1 points ago

why didn't the people who took this photo offer the bird a can of red bull?

[–]Mikuro 0 points1 point ago

Something tells me that chicken will not be enough to feed 7 tigers.

Are those tigers starved to the point of hunting such small game, or so well-fed that they can spend their energy hunting for fun?

[–]archaevist 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has worked with animals, I'd like tob say that guinea fowl are some of the stupidest animals on the planet

[–]misstyke 0 points1 point ago

dumber than chickens?

[–]Qumulus -1 points0 points ago

Tigers... wut r u doin?

[–]crackhappy 0 points1 point ago

Tyger STAHP