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[–]Oneover 114 points115 points ago

I like how this gives no credit to SMBC for the original image.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 34 points35 points ago

I like how the extra caption does nothing for the joke.

[–]CotST 20 points21 points ago

If anything it detracts from it

[–]TheSoapyJew 0 points1 point ago


Up votes for everyone above this line.

Edit: except for OP.

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[–]iamyourdad 2 points3 points ago

Spamming like a motherfucker.

[–]Illum503 1 point2 points ago

I actually thought it was the funniest part.

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[–]RyoxSinfar 9 points10 points ago

Never forget Weiner.

Also p. s. to others he sells it on a t-shirt and the never forget was not part of the original I believe.

Also check out "the most dangerous game" image, good stuff

[–]Canadave 2 points3 points ago

I don't think he's ever managed to top the most dangerous game. It's still my favourite of his comics.

[–]wazoheat 5 points6 points ago

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 2 points3 points ago

Weiner's the man. If you send him hatemail, he'll reply. And quickly, too!

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[–]ANUS_ODOR_INHALER 1 point2 points ago

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

[–]DangerBag 8 points9 points ago

They stripped out the original bottom text as well. original

[–]smity_smiter 1 point2 points ago

so, Avatar story was ripped off of this comic? (tree-data-storage)

[–]jfrosty42[S] -3 points-2 points ago

In my defence, I saw it on facebook and wanted to share it. I pretty much only am a regular on /r/discgolf. I don't watch every picture that comes through the internet and know exactly where it came from. I just share what I like.

Get over it.

[–]Oneover 0 points1 point ago

I didn't say you were at fault. But whoever created the image didn't give any credit to the original author of the image and joke. I don't even know how you could have known that. Still it's frustrating for me as a long time follower to see no credit given to Mr. Weiner.

[–]Dingobloo 63 points64 points ago

PBF Tells it thusly.

http://pbfcomics.com/55/

Edit: this guy is totally right. sorry.

[–]Glucuronolactone 14 points15 points ago

Hotlinking an image from the creators site is a bad thing to do. You are sucking up bandwidth that the creator has to pay for, and denying them any advertising revenue for their work.

http://pbfcomics.com/55/

Edit - OP is a cool dude

[–]jfrosty42[S] 2 points3 points ago

In my defence, I saw it on facebook and wanted to share it. I pretty much only am a regular on /r/discgolf. I don't watch every picture that comes through the internet and know exactly where it came from. I just share what I like.

[–]Glucuronolactone 0 points1 point ago

I don't really mind that much about images rehosted on imgur. It's not ideal, but it's a big step up from hotlinking.

And also, not really blaming you for the inclusion of lame memes, I know as these images move around the net they pick up all these memes like barnacles.

[–]CompanionCubeLovesMe 2 points3 points ago

Commenting to come back for this later. Im on a phone, don't have RES

[–]Dracomantis 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure it loved you right up until you slung it into the fire.

[–]FaggotusRex 2 points3 points ago

Came to find this. Was not disappointed.

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[–]slycurgus 0 points1 point ago

I believe you answered your own question there, really.

[–]TerrorByte 20 points21 points ago

[–]PogOtter 16 points17 points ago

The demotivational black backdrop with the extra text never adds to the humor of the picture, this one is a prime example

[–]Glucuronolactone 2 points3 points ago

In this case, adding the demotivational poster and "never forget" memes probably consumed less mental energy than adding two single-digit numbers together.

[–]bhmnscmm 9 points10 points ago

Thug life.

[–]gamelizard 0 points1 point ago

what the hell is that thing with the match

[–]skytro 8 points9 points ago

If I had to guess... now follow me here... it could possibly be.... a dinosaur

[–]SetPhasersToCum 0 points1 point ago

WOAH....

[–]Infamously_Unknown 5 points6 points ago

That's his hand.

[–]tyvanius 0 points1 point ago

One of the many duck-billed dinosaurs.

[–]CelestialBrony 0 points1 point ago

They call them dinosaurs.

[–]stevejFTW 1 point2 points ago

[–]let217 18 points19 points ago

Well I was looking through reddit with a friend who is currently experiencing her time of month plus has been drinking a bit and suddenly she sees this and breaks down crying saying how the dinosaurs were so brave and it just wasnt fair.

[–]JupitersClock 4 points5 points ago

I like the Mass Effect version of this comic.

[–]Lord_Vinton 1 point2 points ago

That's what I immediately thought.

[–]limbic00 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you for not linking to www.smbc-comics.com and giving no attribution.

[–]robbykooch 3 points4 points ago

I still get goose bumps every time I see a dinosaur truck with a Pangea flag.

[–]fed_express93 20 points21 points ago

[–]nizzleh 4 points5 points ago

Ah yes, "Reapers".

[–]slurred_bird 0 points1 point ago

9gag.com

ಠ_ಠ

[–]shamrocker124 3 points4 points ago

2012

Linking to pic in reddit with 9gag watermark

shiggery diggery doodly doo

[–]JustHereToDerp -1 points0 points ago

A 9gag image getting upvoted. Hivemind, you never cease to amaze me.

[–]theeace -2 points-1 points ago

We must downvote it before people begin to think it's alright.

[–]LOLJ-dent 2 points3 points ago

I almost went throughout my whole front page without seeing a repost. Then I see this shit I hardly get mad over this shit, but if you can find this on Facebook it kinda pisses me off.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 5 points6 points ago

[–]Therianthrope 0 points1 point ago

"Hey guys, let's post SMBC comics from a year ago and get a bunch of free karma just because we put a date on the bottom!"

[–]lousyshot55 0 points1 point ago

I'm wearing this shirt right now. How should I feel?

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

Who's going to take the bullet for us this time? We still have brown people to harass. These god damned interruptions.

[–]Hypponaut 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the mammal is just casually strolling away though

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing they were able to pin an exact day, the winter solstice to be exact, that the dinosaurs did this for us.

[–]PastafarianProposals 1 point2 points ago

Wow I've never seen this picture before bro

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

Those meteors... they obviously caused the extinction of the dinosaurs because everyone knows that meteors hate dinosaur freedoms!

[–]shikza 0 points1 point ago

Not so cold blooded after all. <3

[–]Dinosaurmageddon 0 points1 point ago

Why, you terrible, beautiful lizards, WHY?!

[–]alpacapatrol 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else inexplicably read that in Optimus Prime's voice?

[–]RocketRedRocket 0 points1 point ago

The date made me laugh harder than the picture.

[–]dustinhossman 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha made my day thanks for this.

[–]yamehameha 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait for the movie

[–]ragequit57 0 points1 point ago

This made me cry.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

and that's how the dinosaurs became extinct

[–]DeadWade 0 points1 point ago

If I went blind right now, I would be content knowing this was the last thing that I ever got to see. Also, for some reason I hear Randy Marsh as the voice of the T-Rex.

[–]Organs 1 point2 points ago

I can't upvote a pic that took a comic by Zach Weiner and turned it into their own joke. It's not even that I do or don't like the original joke so much as I can't see it as anything more than taking someone else's idea and taking credit for it.

Or am I missing the point?

[–]kizzbizz 0 points1 point ago

Provided there really was a mass-extinction event such as an asteroid impact, its kind of crazy to think that there really is an "anniversary" of the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.

That is, if you counted back all of the rotations of the earth from today to the day of impact (certainly a "moment" in which an asteroid impacted with earth), you would have a certain date in a certain year B.C. that would represent the actual "anniversary" of when the Dinosaurs were wiped out.

[–]zulutbs182 0 points1 point ago

If shit goes down on December 21 this year, I'll gladly risk my life to save a lizard in return

[–]BlackAsHell 0 points1 point ago

Raptor Jesus died for our sins!

[–]cinnamonandgravy 0 points1 point ago

most of the honorable are long dead and gone.

its likely the unsung heroes have done the most good.

that i cant even pay the proper respect makes me a bit upset.

[–]bighandxyz 0 points1 point ago

saw this on /a/ a very long time ago

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

this is the first time I laughed in /r/funny in a while, thank you!

[–]muteki_maigo 0 points1 point ago

Omg brilliant! :D

[–]kmacky8 0 points1 point ago

i can only imagine the trex pointlessly swatting at the meteorites

[–]CleanBill 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate christians.

[–]RedditorJoker 2 points3 points ago

12/21/65000000 B.C.E.

FTFY

[–]ElMoog 0 points1 point ago

No, no. They had 21 months back then.

[–]daonemanshow 0 points1 point ago

Gary Larson told me it was smoking.

[–]_male_man 1 point2 points ago

Alright, is it just me or are these 9/11 jokes just a tad distasteful? I don't know if you people are so young that you didn't experience the events, or maybe you just weren't close enough to understand the impact those events had on the people involved. In any case, I remember the footage of people leaping from windows because they'd rather die instantly than burn alive. The smell of burned flesh and body parts littered the streets. People lost fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers to a terrorist attack and the best you do is make jokes about it? We still have American soldiers dying in a war spawned by 9/11 and somehow it's humorous?

Go ahead and downvote this to hell. My point is I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes. They're poor taste. If any of you lost someone to any sort of accident, I doubt you would be too thrilled to hear others joking about the death of your family. I'm sure 98% of you will probably see this as encouragement to your ignorance, but this is just me and my two cents.

[–]DeadWade 3 points4 points ago

I'm a veteran myself, and I do find these jokes funny. I'm 25, I was a freshman in high school when it happened. Sometimes the only way to get over things is to laugh at them. Sounds horrible, might be horrible, don't care either way. We will always remember and honor your sacrifice, Mr. Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[–]DeadWade 1 point2 points ago

Ignorance has nothing to do with it. Some of us like what is called "dark humor" or "blue humor". What is considered offensive to some isn't to us. Don't like it? Maybe you shouldn't be shaking your finger at us when all you had to do was look at the picture, decide you didn't like it, and move on to the next post.

[–]DeadWade 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote for lumping us all together.

[–]alizaman 0 points1 point ago

wait, someone made a 9/11 joke? (no, seriously.)

[–]nwsreddit 0 points1 point ago

They thought we where fools for digging in the dirt... THEY WHERE THE FOOLS!

[–]casey5191 0 points1 point ago

Poor guy can't even protect his face.

[–]thedeadllama 0 points1 point ago

12/21... i get it

[–]LerithXanatos -2 points-1 points ago

FYI there's a huge story to this and this is one of the last panels.

Here is a blue link to get your attention.

[–]Lokil 0 points1 point ago

Said in the voice of the Arbiter from Halo.