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[–]RICH_LITTLE 17 points18 points ago

The back legs are priceless.

[–]kengelman 2 points3 points ago

repost

[–]MindlessDreamer 1 point2 points ago

It's so cool they can retract their heads. I wish I could retract my penis,

[–]Manler 11 points12 points ago

Don't worry, it won't be falling into anything anytime soon.

[–]MindlessDreamer 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's not really falling anyway, but nice try at a joke :)

[–]Thryck 1 point2 points ago

Get really fat then.

[–]bikkebakke 1 point2 points ago

go to a very cold place, problem solved.

[–]The_HalfBlood_Prince 0 points1 point ago

[–]ishkabibbel2000 1 point2 points ago

I love how the little fella just keeps jumping backwards onto the tree to try again.

[–]Cherokeefatty66 1 point2 points ago

repooosttttt

[–]Spiritjump 2 points3 points ago

.gif, you're a repost...

[–]irishbandnerd 2 points3 points ago

is it bad that I laughed

[–]razorcollector 3 points4 points ago

Repost

[–]SBDD -1 points0 points ago

me too, tortoise; me too.

[–]pantyraider9000 1 point2 points ago

Wonder pets assemble!

[–]TheRuneMeister 0 points1 point ago

Solo funny. Can't stop looking and laughing.

[–]Karl-L 0 points1 point ago

This .gif gets me every time.

[–]adamJOESKI 0 points1 point ago

Hi Im shelley, and welcome to jackass

[–]dno_bot 0 points1 point ago

I believe the proper meme phrase is, "Go home, Turtle. You're drunk."

[–]subcarrier 0 points1 point ago

And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'M ON DRUGS!

[–]DatBanana1 1 point2 points ago

"...Fuck"

[–]kyle_the_jew 0 points1 point ago

While were on the subject of over-used phrases. This kills the tortoise.

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

Sad because someone probably put it up there and it was probably confused and frightened.

[–]Jacks_Grin 0 points1 point ago

He's gonna have a headache in the morning!

[–]shurtagul 0 points1 point ago

whose gonna post that karma decay thing?

[–]pazimpanet -1 points0 points ago

This was in here last week y'all....

[–]Canhanrah 0 points1 point ago

Hey look! He's already home!

[–]Krazygamer24 -3 points-2 points ago

Quickly! To /r/notamethaddict while the mods are still sleeping!

[–]eldovaking -5 points-4 points ago

Stahp and get inside your home.