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[–]tafwiw 1551 points1552 points ago

If you don't give your girlfriend a kiss after she goes down on you, you are an ass.

[–]LetKeepItSimple 372 points373 points ago

Yeah I never give a damn. Many times a girl will clean the pussy juice off your fingers. So I say fuck it it's not like she is trying to snowball me.

[–]ArisesSpontaneously 335 points336 points ago

I lick my girlfriends juices off my fingers after I'm done and I make out with her after she goes down on me. We both enjoy it and life is good. I dont understand the fear people have.

[–]lhk91 424 points425 points ago

Great thing to read whilst eating my breakfast porridge

[–]johat 106 points107 points ago

I want to give you more upvotes for using "whilst" this early in the morning.

[–]coleosis1414 38 points39 points ago

"whilst" and "porridge." As an American, you British redditors are delightful.

[–]ZedFish 2 points3 points ago

It's goes one level further for Aussies: we use "ridgey didge" (which normally means "genuine") as rhyming slang for porridge oh-so-occasionally.

The worse of an Australian impression you do, the better it sounds.

(I should add: I'm yet to hear anyone under the age of 40 use it as slang for porridge)

[–]digitag 35 points36 points ago

If breakfast was being consumed at this time I would assume he was British, in which case 'whilst' is very much a part of the everyday vernacular. Whilst it reads normally to me I get the impression it reads as quite archaic in American English, no?

[–]lemonadegame 30 points31 points ago

The word is perfectly apt

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[–]necropoli 16 points17 points ago

quite

[–]potted 3 points4 points ago

Indubitably.

[–]PericlesATX 7 points8 points ago

*cromulent

[–]ben120 3 points4 points ago

Sadly I think whilst is 'almost' as uncommon in England as it is in any other English speaking country, I never hear it unless I say it... to myself... sob

[–]toodrunktofuck 2 points3 points ago

I'd take pussy juices over porridge any day. Yuck.

[–]cgdiaz 23 points24 points ago

My ex was a prude on our juices exchanging, had to brush my teeth after going down on her, etc.

I was able to insert some kink and break that habit of hers, but it took time.

[–]kumason 14 points15 points ago

go on...

[–]cgdiaz 1 point2 points ago

How to make someone kinky? Mostly experimenting and getting told no a lot until eventually she either doesn't care or is too excited to say no.

[–]Gnet20 0 points1 point ago

As a girl I don't understand this. I can't really say more than, get over it! i would never pause the sexy time for you to brush your teeth I AIN'T GOT THAT KINDA TIME! Kiss me! And while you're at throw me against stuff.. Boring sex, I dunno how people have it.

[–]FluentinLies 23 points24 points ago

If sperm goes in your mouth it makes you gay

[–]RockyMtnBlaze 76 points77 points ago

Yeah but strangely(at least to me), a lot of girls actually enjoy licking your fingers/member/whatever. I don't know if it's a taste thing or just the sensuality of it, but I've never had a girl be grossed out by the idea of tasting her own juices. On the other hand plenty of guys are genuinely bothered by the idea of tasting their own semen.

If a chick was bothered by me kissing her after going down on her I sure as hell wouldn't force the issue, so why are men assholes if they don't want to be kissed after oral?

[–]turnonthesirens 53 points54 points ago

I don't really mind if a guy doesn't want to kiss me immediately after, but if giving him a bj means that he won't kiss me for the rest of the night/sex session (this has happened) then yes, he's an ass. If we're going to put in all the effort to give you a great bj and you then treat us like our mouths have become these disgusting places that're off limits, we're going to be upset.

[–]kawanami 254 points255 points ago

when you give a blow job you will understand. giving a blow job is hard; very physically and mentally straining. you do it so you can make your guy happy. if he fucking avoids a kiss after i spent 20 minutes going through suffocation, slobber, semen, and more in my mouth and face, you better believe i'm going to want to feel loved and appreciated after. at least some cuddling, and a kiss is a given.

[–]feared_rear_admiral 38 points39 points ago

at least some cuddling, and a kiss is a given.

10/10 would blow again

[–]JesterAzazel 89 points90 points ago

Wow, if my SO ever described a blowjob like that, I'd just tell her she doesn't have to do it. Some girls seem to enjoy it for some reason.

[–]jmarita1 121 points122 points ago

Here's the truth about blow jobs, from a girl who thoroughly enjoys and gets off on going down on a guy.

We've got to worry about teeth, about gag reflex, about breathing, our jaws going slack/hurting, providing saliva to make it slippery and dear god do I worry about my teeth on your precious, so all the while, I'm trying to keep my lips around my teeth.

On top of that, we're trying to keep a good rhythm, and gauging your response to what we're doing so we can continue or enhance if needed. Add in a hand to help out, a swirling/licking tongue and last but not least, keeping alert as to when you're getting close to climax--because then I have to be ready for it to hit my throat or tongue; if I'm not, that could also have consequences.

In the words of Samantha Jones--they don't call it a job for nothing!

For me at least, it's all worth it. It feels so erotic and what a huge turn on to be so hands on in getting you off and being able to make it last longer if I want, just to intensify.

So yeah. Fucking kiss me after.

[–]gizza 59 points60 points ago

You say that as if eating a girl out is any easier. You talk about keeping a good rhythm, it's nothing compared to trying to get a girl off with oral. You stop doing the exact same thing for half a second and BAM, you're back to square one. It's amazing how fast women can go from about to cum to not even started.

[–]ProfChaos 4 points5 points ago

My experience exactly. Especially if they start squirming right before they cum. You have to move with them or else it's back to square one. I never really understood why... As a guy you'd have to do some pretty fucked up shit for me to immediately go back to square one.

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

Very descriptive. I'm going to go take a cold shower now.

There was one girl that it wasn't much of a job for. I don't know how the hell she did it so well and so fast, but she should write an article in one of those magazines girls read.

I kiss after, out of affection and appreciation, but I'm always a bit worried I'm going to taste my own spunk.

[–]GreenPresident 3 points4 points ago

"100 ways to please your man", written by some lady.

[–]jmarita1 2 points3 points ago

Haha ;) My whole point, maybe I didn't do a good job of making it, was that even though there is work involved, and you should understand that, that a lot of girls willing to do it will get a little something out of it too!

As far as doing it well and fast, the only thing I can think is lots of practice--the hardest part for me is the jaw getting tired! But I don't love going fast anyway, I've always gotten much more praise after a slow buildup.

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

Well thanks for your point of view. I've heard a couple different answers that make a lot of sense. I just hope no one is doing it because they feel obligated.

[–]Leo-D 72 points73 points ago

My girlfriend likes giving me bjs because she likes watching/making me squirm in pleasure. It's a power thing for her and I'm okay with that. ;)

[–]alison_bee 140 points141 points ago

the wink at the end just made it all ...creepy.

[–]Leo-D 19 points20 points ago

I'll blame the slight high I'm on. What I should've done is did a line break then do a smiley, that way you can still do a smiley minus the creepy.

:P

[–]alison_bee 26 points27 points ago

wow...someone on reddit who takes criticism (albeit fake), admits the problem, AND comes up with a solution?!

if i had money, i'd buy you a month of reddit gold. or some weed.

[–]Leo-D 18 points19 points ago

Well I already have reddit gold but I ran out of weed a few hours ago. Hint hint, wink wink.

[–]lemonadegame 0 points1 point ago

'And then I have to unnecessarily fill a 5 second silence with "How about I give you the ole lickaroo". I swear I even winked a little'. Reminded me of some 4chan. Thanks for making me giggle on a crowded national express

[–]HarQ22 5 points6 points ago

For me it's because I like being submissive.

[–]JesterAzazel 7 points8 points ago

I once dated a girl that had never given a blowjob in her life. I told her I was fine with that, and I didn't expect her to.

One day out of the blue she starts doing it. Eventually (not during the BJ) I asked about it she said she likes doing it. Best I could figure, she liked the idea of making me feel good.

[–]AlkarinValkari 16 points17 points ago

Or maybe shes just BEEN BLOWING A BUNCH OF OTHER DUDES.

[–]JesterAzazel 11 points12 points ago

Yea, totally. Why are you shouting?

[–]gammaburn 1 point2 points ago

36 other dudes, to be precise.

[–]carryXon 6 points7 points ago

My girlfriend just really likes to taste my cum. I'm alright with it.

[–]VILLIAMZATNER 0 points1 point ago

The way this comment is worded adds some high quality humor.

[–]lilbert 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I love giving my boyfriend bjs. Knowing that I am in total control of pleasing him and making him feel great is exhilarating. Girls who dislike it just haven't gotten the right reaction out of the receiver.

[–]skulledredditor 3 points4 points ago

This is how I always thought of it in past relationships, thus I never even considered to ask for one or imagine that a girl would give me a blowjob.

My ex however always said she loved giving them to me. Similar to as Leo-D said, she loved seeing me squirm and tried different things to see my reactions. After the first few times she even said she loved the taste.

[–]no_springs 19 points20 points ago

You sure as hell do deserve to feel loved and appreciated after, and get a bunch of cuddling and kissing. But most girls I've been with love giving head, if I felt like they were enduring some miserable ordeal I would never even want a blowjob. If you aren't doing it because you love it then why even do it? If you feel like you have to then you're not with the right guy. Every part of sex should be about pleasure for both partners. Giving pleasure should make you happy, if you're feeling otherwise then something's not right. Maybe your partner's cock is uncomfortably large or he's too demanding? This is stuff you should be able to discuss as a couple.

[–]kishhyy 5 points6 points ago

Just gonna throw this in, even though this wasn't towards me.. I enjoy it, it is pleasurable, but IS still work if a girl wants do it right (which i do) So yes, I would be a bit annoyed if a guy didn't want to kiss me afterward. It also seems slightly immature, much like girls who don't give bj's because "gross, i don't want a penis in my mouth" (i've known these)

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 6 points7 points ago

you better believe i'm going to want to feel loved and appreciated after

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS GIVE A HIGH FIVE OR A FIST BUMP, AND MAYBE A LITTLE CHEER, BEFORE I TELL HER TO GO CLEAN UP.

[–]tcgito 5 points6 points ago

I'll concede that giving a blowjob is much more physically demanding than going down on a girl, but they are both equal in terms of mental strain.

[–]SituationalHumor 0 points1 point ago

20 minutes? slow clap

[–]JesterAzazel 2 points3 points ago

I've never known a girl that does that. Weird..

[–]space_monster 1 point2 points ago

that's because your spooge is disgusting.

[–]AintNeverGonnaStop 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but strangely(at least to me), a lot of girls actually enjoy licking your fingers/member/whatever. I don't know if it's a taste thing or just the sensuality of it, but I've never had a girl be grossed out by the idea of tasting her own juices. On the other hand plenty of guys are genuinely bothered by the idea of tasting their own semen.

It's culture. Women are trained to be pleasers and men are trained to be disgusted at anything that could be even close to gay.

[–]HelmSplitter 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind the taste of my own dick. Probably in the same way that I don't mind hawking up a loogie into my own mouth. Genital flavor should be treated like snot or saliva (something most people don't get grossed out if it's theirs) and not like poop or vomit (something people avoid regardless of origin).

Personally, I treat semen like poop or vomit. Just my personal taste.

[–]ohgodmypreciouskarma 1 point2 points ago

but I've never had a girl be grossed out by the idea of tasting her own juices

Well that is certainly not universal. I've only met one chick that wasn't grossed out by the idea.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 24 points25 points ago

When I was young and first started doing sexual acts I wouldn't kiss my girlfriend until she had a sip of water (which we always had a glass of next to the bed). Then I got older and realized how fucking stupid that was and just kiss her.
She'll kiss me or suck my dick after I go down on her or inside her. I think it's only fair I give her a kiss after she lets me blow a load in her mouth and swallows it instead of spitting it everywhere like I would.

[–]canadathejazzman 34 points35 points ago

No kidding. It's your own dick and her mouth, for fucks sakes.

[–]budpickens 69 points70 points ago

Exactly! It's my dick! Hell I'd suck it myself if I could. No work, no home, no clothes, no food, no friends...just me inside a box in an alley sucking my own dick.

[–]Yalce 78 points79 points ago

yeah seriously it's no big deal. we'd all suck our own dicks if we could

[–]grammar_test 30 points31 points ago

there's a reddit for that

edit: sorry, NSFW

[–]nomroflcaek 13 points14 points ago

Okay. That's enough reddit for tonight..

[–]TITTIES_AND_ASS 34 points35 points ago

What in the fuck....................

..... you could do that?!

[–]my_real_account_ 7 points8 points ago

why do you think guys do yoga?

[–]iamMotherfuckerJones 26 points27 points ago

pretty sure most guys go there to see girls in yoga pants not to suck their own dick

[–]meatywood 3 points4 points ago

Dammit! I wish I would have gotten pictures while I was still flexible enough!

[–]Italian07 8 points9 points ago

I could honestly say I wouldn't

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

ಠ_ಠ.....no, no we wouldn't.

[–]riptaway 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't. Even if it's yours, you still have a cock in your mouth

[–]ryanraptor 8 points9 points ago

[–]DrLeonSisk 18 points19 points ago

Yep, I have no problem kissing her.

[–]Cranky_Mcbitch_pants 10 points11 points ago

Im so glad I'm not the only one

[–]kjw87 86 points87 points ago

I rarely blow my load from bjs. This one time I did though, and I instantly made out with her before she could swallow. Sounds weird, but actually found it to be quite hot. I think part of it was the super surprised look on her face. It was cute, and it was a spontaneous new experience.

[–]HittingSmoke 69 points70 points ago

I spent my time reading through this thread thinking "Damn, most guys need to lighten the fuck up..." until right here...

this guy...

[–]3rd_degree_burn 1 point2 points ago

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NOW

[–]notwithstupid 101 points102 points ago

wut

[–]32koala 21 points22 points ago

TRY IT!

[–]Millertyme2069 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]cropperocks 0 points1 point ago

Ok, props on the bravery, but in all seriousness the only requirement for me to kiss you after a BJ is that there is no cum left in your mouth... Spit, swallow, do what you need to do but don't make me taste my own essence.

[–]CotST 6 points7 points ago

No shit, she just sucked your dick the least you could do is kiss her

[–]R3volte 0 points1 point ago

I'd suck my own dick if could, so kissing her after she does isn't s big deal.

[–]Bekaloha 0 points1 point ago

Glad to see this is the top comment. A man who won't kiss his lady after a BJ is not a man and a lady who won't kiss her man after going down on her is not a lady.

[–]Teiresias666 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, she just put your whole dick down her throat for you, and you won't let her give you a kiss? Massive hypocrisy.

[–]gravytown -1 points0 points ago

If I could give you all the karma in the world, I would

[–]TheDaggle 221 points222 points ago

There are children in Africa who don't get kisses OR blowjobs. Stop being so ungrateful.

[–]Rfvthn 52 points53 points ago

There are more people on reddit that don't get kisses or blowjobs

[–]Dimicacksix 19 points20 points ago

[–]thejameffect 6 points7 points ago

I don't live in Africa...sad face

[–]Boobiesmakesiteasier 48 points49 points ago

Is that Cat from Victorious?

[–]jreppa 136 points137 points ago

No, but the girl is.

[–]jantzn 57 points58 points ago

You're kitten me.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 15 points16 points ago

He's given me a paws for thought.

[–]jantzn 14 points15 points ago

Me too. I want to marry her. I would do anything to whisker away.

[–]PurpleSfinx 7 points8 points ago

This. Thought it was a hugely upvoted post from /r/ArianaGrande for a second.

[–]hAxehead 4 points5 points ago

I'm very surprised that nobody has made a creepy comment about her subreddit yet.

[–]etherteeth 457 points458 points ago

I've never understood what the big deal is about post-bj kissing. Getting freaked out by it has always seemed a bit petty to me. She just sucked your dick for fuck's sake, the least you can do is kiss her!

EDIT: For clarification, I'm a guy.

[–]turnonthesirens 67 points68 points ago

Thank you! It's awful when a guy absolutely refuses to kiss me after a bj, it takes all the fun out of it. I feel like I have to pick between making him happy and not getting kissed for the rest of the night or refusing to go down on him so that he'll be willing to kiss me. Neither option is good. Man up and kiss the girl who just swallowed your penis, think of it as a security deposit on future bjs.

[–]iLOVEdux 34 points35 points ago

I kiss her after, but it's usually on her... other lips. You know, returning the favor and all.

[–]dwblind22 13 points14 points ago

I always feel bad getting a bj without going down on her first.

[–]iLOVEdux 27 points28 points ago

Before, after, either way, she'll just be happy you did! I know tons of guys that would never go down on a girl, and it's a damn shame for the ladies.

[–]dwblind22 5 points6 points ago

It is a damn shame.

[–]OneTormentedFetus 7 points8 points ago

i dont know why, there is nothing better than going down on a woman

Edit: Clean woman

[–]kinless33 2 points3 points ago

It's a damn shame for the fellas, too. Don't know what they're missing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I always make sure to do the bj first, it's physically demanding so afterwards I can lay back and enjoy it, plus by the end of it I'm all revved up and extremely ready for my turn. If he goes first on me, then I have to take a break and regain some feeling in my limbs before he gets any.

[–]dwblind22 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I always enjoyed giving more than receiving. When I was dating my ex I didn't mind not getting anything in return and it drove her up the wall.

[–]KRSFive 16 points17 points ago

Especially considering its really clean and I know exactly where its been, as opposed to my hands which I use to shove food in my mouth. If a girl is down to suck my dick, I have no problem making out with her afterwards. I wouldn't snowball though, thats where I draw the line.

[–]Gankstar 18 points19 points ago

has more to do with cum lips than the BJ

[–]Blackmar 21 points22 points ago

Then don't cum in her mouth.

[–]Gankstar 51 points52 points ago

Hard to do with a mouth on your dick.

[–]Addicted47 18 points19 points ago

This guy ... He knows the feels

[–]MmmVomit 35 points36 points ago

If she is willing to have your cum on her lips, then so should you.

[–]swirk 22 points23 points ago

Honestly I don't think that's how that works. My girlfriend doesn't like tasting herself, who the fuck am I to say "well too fucking bad for you."

If you are in a relationship you should have some respect for your partners preferences and boundaries, Jesus Christ.

[–]Aeokus 41 points42 points ago

Guys don't like the taste of their own dick, big surprise

[–]kycube 457 points458 points ago

Gay person/Dick sucker extraordinaire here: Dicks shouldn't have a taste.

Scrub that shit.

[–]BecklesVT 184 points185 points ago

If I just spent 15 minutes trying to get the cum out of you, I sure as hell am not going to spit it back in!

[–]anne_frank_porno 76 points77 points ago

That's reassuring

[–]Pranzatelli 30 points31 points ago

What a unique username.

[–]effyochicken 2 points3 points ago

I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what the Anne Frank porno would be called, only to scrap the whole effort as being too horrible.

[–]HittingSmoke 30 points31 points ago

I love how you think of the cum as something you've worked for, a prize perhaps, for a job well done.

[–]Wrongchoicechooser 182 points183 points ago

My boyfriend gives me full kisses right after a bj, he is really very sweet!

[–]authentic_apocrypha 44 points45 points ago

Mine too. My bf drags me up face level, kisses me thoroughly, then snuggles me into his chest afterwards. I love it.

I also love kissing him after he has gone down on me. I find it very erotic.

[–]celesteyay 15 points16 points ago

And now I'm turned on.

[–]Luxray 6 points7 points ago

My bf will sometimes stop me in the middle of one to kiss me, especially if he knows my jaw is achin'.

[–]sometypeofperson 0 points1 point ago

You guys aren't making /nofap easy.

[–]authentic_apocrypha 0 points1 point ago

Baseball baseball baseball!

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 231 points232 points ago

[–]Attycakes 67 points68 points ago

Cruel Intentions, if anyone is wanting to know. Such a great movie.

[–]JayPetey 41 points42 points ago

I actually thought it was terrible... but that's also kind of why I liked it...

[–]xlaxplaya 9 points10 points ago

It helps if you keep in mind that it's based on a really old play, which in turn was based on a really old french novel.

[–]Attycakes 13 points14 points ago

I think that's exactly it too. Looking back, it really wasn't a very good movie. But I just got sucked into the plot and the drama behind it all, I couldn't help but like it in the end.

plus: sarah michelle gellar's, boobies. oh yes.

[–]JayPetey 24 points25 points ago

Weird incest plot-line to the tune of The Verve. Oddly enough, can't hate it.

[–]umfk 0 points1 point ago

I recommend the original "Dangerous Liasons" with John Malkovich, a young Keanu Reeves and many more. Cruel Intentions is basically a modern remake.

[–]setadoon177 26 points27 points ago

You should stop letting people give him BJ's

[–]wesman212 23 points24 points ago

husband dat.

[–]Rapejelly 9 points10 points ago

I don't mind it, kind of enjoy it realy.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

I don't know, If you are that disgusted by your own body, then why would you let your girl do it? that just seems disrespectful and ungrateful toward her, like you can suck because you are dirty, but ain't even smelling that, fuck them, they'd probably suck their own dicks if they could in secret.

EDIT : TIL SOME disturbing portion of reddit male neckbeards are really misogynists and it isn't just a joke...... I love being a guy who loves girls, maybe you are this way because you don't know what a girl is like outside of porn.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

I'm a dude, and would be sucking my dick right now if it was possible. Do any of you really feel like you'd have gotten through puberty without trying it? It's not like you have to swallow or anything. Just finish on your face, duh.

[–]UnawareItsaJoke 20 points21 points ago

I read somewhere on here like 6 months ago a guy said he could auto-felate, and he said it felt a lot more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

The thought of sucking a dick doesn't turn me off, just the idea of sucking somebody else's dick.

[–]jantzn 36 points37 points ago

[–]jantzn 16 points17 points ago

[–]UOUPv2 17 points18 points ago

I do it too, after what she just did it's really the least I can do.

[–]fletch71 70 points71 points ago

If she goes right from the BJ to trying to kiss the pussy, you're clearly doing something wrong...

[–]PapaKilo 9 points10 points ago

Or something very right

[–]Andrew9mb 124 points125 points ago

Am I the only totally straight guy that makes out with my girlfriend after BJ's?

[–]justadude23 377 points378 points ago

No, we all make out with her after she gives us a BJ.

[–]dat1kid 14 points15 points ago

Ah the ol' reddit fuck you. Oh almost forgot

[–]Super_Model_Citizen 24 points25 points ago

You're the only totally straight male on here who has a girlfriend.

[–]pastense 20 points21 points ago

Nah.

[–]rarkai 15 points16 points ago

Nah, it's what adults do.

[–]iCEEMAN 4 points5 points ago

nope... we all make out with your girlfriend after she has given you a Bj..

[–]imthefooI 3 points4 points ago

I.. wait what?

[–]Morfolk 9 points10 points ago

Nope. Keep it that way :)

[–]SoFuzzy 32 points33 points ago

I always get what I can only interpret as the "thank you, that was amazing" kiss right after giving him a bj... he brings me in and kisses me immediately, even if I wasn't going in for a kiss in the first place.

[–]johnbeeharvard 41 points42 points ago

As guy who also does this, I can confirm that you are interpreting it correctly.

Plus, and I can only speak for myself here, in that moment, I like make the point that it's not all about me. I love the BJs but sometimes it's almost a lonely and selfish feeling that your partner is so far away, in a position that doesn't really allow you to reciprocate, so an expression of gratitude and a sense of togetherness just need to happen.

[–]ipackheat 30 points31 points ago

Holy fuck this girl is attractive

[–]crunchygreat 3 points4 points ago

/r/ArianaGrande

You're welcome.

[–]PissUpaRope 150 points151 points ago

"OMG that is disgusting, She better take a shower, brush her teeth, mouth wash, Change her clothes, Make me a sammich AND THEN she can kiss me on the lips" -virgins

[–]bbarry24 19 points20 points ago

[–]Xandirrmuff 1 point2 points ago

Relevant and quite humourous

[–]solabayaje 10 points11 points ago

Most guys would suck their own dick if they could. Amirite?

[–]2muffins 18 points19 points ago

I hear it feels more like giving a BJ than getting a BJ.

[–]MistaTom 0 points1 point ago

ಠ.ಠ

[–]Xeonj 28 points29 points ago

No

[–]MilesColtrane 58 points59 points ago

what kind of faggot doesnt kiss their girl after a beeg

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[–]imthefooI 8 points9 points ago

That's a website.

[–]reallygood 4 points5 points ago

You just opened my eyes as to why its called that :|

[–]yeathl 2 points3 points ago

No, that's not it... The most awkward moment after a BJ is when you find a picture of your cum-covered face on r/Hey!That'sMyCumCoveredFaceOnReddit!WTF!

[–]owlbynature 13 points14 points ago

Kissing a girl post BJ; no problem.

Kissing a girl with semen on her lips; problem.

I'm calling bullshit on many of you. I don't want my semen (or any semen for that matter) on my face. Apparently that's a huge reddit faux pas? Get real. It has nothing to do with appreciating or not appreciating the blowjob, it's a matter of preference. Personally, I'd be uncomfortable with it. Pardon me if that makes me "unworthy of a blowjob" or "probably a virgin" or "not a real man". There's an awful lot of hate directed at this viewpoint right now, but outside of the hive mind, I would consider it the majority. That's why people understand the gif in the first place and find it amusing.

[–]AndrewJohansen 4 points5 points ago

so brave

[–]ProfChaos 0 points1 point ago

You put into words what I couldn't. Too bad no one will see this post :-/ Evidently the collective hive mind will use their open mindedness to down vote this to hell. In fact, when I checked the comments, the top comment was

If you don't give your girlfriend a kiss after she goes down on you, you are an ass.

Pretty much sums up the general viewpoint in this post. Better be open minded and not have a different opinion.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 18 points19 points ago

[–]juanmb2[S] 6 points7 points ago

thank-you sir

[–]blueboybob 8 points9 points ago

She looks familiar. Is she famous?

[–]Mandee430 22 points23 points ago

Ariana Grande from Nickelodeon's Victorious.

[–]sharkbait_oohaha 15 points16 points ago

The one show I was okay with watching when babysitting.

[–]meee_owth 11 points12 points ago

For the plot, right?

[–]sharkbait_oohaha 14 points15 points ago

Yeah. Plot. That's it.

[–]blueboybob 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen that show. She must be in something. Thanks for the name.

[–]lastacct 16 points17 points ago

Everyone's sexual boundaries should be respected. Unless it is a dude who is grossed out by his own cum. That is unforgivable, and they are undeserving of sex and/or respect.

[–]Tezerel 13 points14 points ago

Yep. I have a feeling these are the same people who say if a guy wants to try anal sex with a girl she gets to ram him with a dildo. If someone doesn't want to do something, don't try to punish them for it. Some people are so vindictive.

[–]Vardok 14 points15 points ago

If you're grossed out by kissing your girlfriend after she gave you a blowjob, you don't deserve her in the first place...

[–]TrueShotHaze 1 point2 points ago

Are we to imply that the girl gave the pussy a blowjob? :o Inception!

Beastiality FTW!

btw, she's hot, would fuck. xD

[–]DaPurpleCobra 1 point2 points ago

sauce?

[–]beezybreezy 0 points1 point ago

the title seems like an excellent excuse to post this wonderful gif. I must approve.

[–]ryanraptor 0 points1 point ago

[–]BankerWhoLeavesAt420 0 points1 point ago

TIL people on reddit only get blowjobs from their girlfriends.

[–]TheGreenKillShirt 0 points1 point ago

Shit, with a girl like that I'd probably be anxious to kiss her after....

[–]Raffi604 0 points1 point ago

All i know is i would kiss her after a bj all daaaaay.......after she brushes those teeth

[–]joebbowers 0 points1 point ago

This girl is so incredibly beautiful.

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

Bro, she sucked your cock. If she kisses you on the mouth, you better kiss her back you motherfucker.

[–]NatorGator 0 points1 point ago

The girl is arianna grande

[–]Davepen 0 points1 point ago

I bet that girl isn't used to being denied a kiss.

[–]GaugeFOREVER 0 points1 point ago

On a side note, that girl is breathtakingly beautiful.

[–]project_asshole 0 points1 point ago

I think the more awkward moment is blowing the cat in the first place.

[–]Ensivion 0 points1 point ago

Small things that makes being gay that much more fun.