Cop car hurdle fail... x/post from r/funny

stiverino · 2012-09-25T22:34:42+00:00

This week on QWOPS...

Wellz96 · 2012-09-25T22:44:16+00:00

Makes way too much sense to try and run around it

badbillsvc · 2012-09-25T22:34:03+00:00

That cop was running around 60 mph.

N3WJ4CK · 2012-09-25T22:35:21+00:00

Found a source

ChooseInsanity · 2012-09-25T22:25:02+00:00

You know a few seconds after this clip the one cop turned to other and said, "Nice wax job rook!" -ST

yooossshhii · 2012-09-25T22:59:40+00:00

And the refs call pass interference on the criminal. Really?

SpottieOttie · 2012-09-25T22:55:21+00:00

Those Teflon bumpers are paying for themselves already...

lilstumpz · 2012-09-25T23:27:55+00:00

Full video, for your viewing pleasure.

ZyrxilToo · 2012-09-26T00:00:54+00:00

Need an ever more slo-mo version set to Chariots of Fire.

prettymuchanasshole · 2012-09-25T22:26:14+00:00

hell of a tackle

Speculater · 2012-09-25T21:55:24+00:00

Now do it in slow mo with flashing lights.

army_economist · 2012-09-26T04:15:13+00:00

I want to know why the fuck he attempted it. Did he intend to get onto the car and stay up there like the cops couldn't reach him?

dallastx_anon · 2012-09-26T04:22:09+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUxbDx7ahhU

meatywood · 2012-09-26T05:22:57+00:00

I liked the part where he smacked the pavement.

VinceAtLSU · 2012-09-25T23:09:57+00:00

"Nice wax job, Rook."

dstson · 2012-09-25T23:30:45+00:00

Their faces hit together so hard...

FatBoxers · 2012-09-25T23:45:56+00:00

Looked like a Linebacker hitting someone at full speed. Yeouch.

renernavilez · 2012-09-25T23:55:18+00:00

This is what happens when your pants are too low. You forget about them, and then you get fucked

Slowhand8824 · 2012-09-26T00:20:03+00:00

if somebody could put the beginning of this to the chariots of fire song it would be fantastic

webhead311 · 2012-09-26T00:55:22+00:00

someone should edit an upvote on top of the cop car.

no-game · 2012-09-26T01:11:14+00:00

Man, that cop has gusto.

brosefnumberone · 2012-09-26T01:53:24+00:00

oh man that tackle fucking hurt me watching it

wrathFULL44MAG · 2012-09-26T02:30:11+00:00

That cop is the marshawn lynch of the local police academy

Gamion · 2012-09-26T03:07:17+00:00

Why didn't he just run around the car?

smonz3 · 2012-09-26T04:10:33+00:00

should have worn a belt...

N1MBL3 · 2012-09-26T04:16:59+00:00

Is this the NFL everybody is talking about lately?

BaronVonSlapNuts · 2012-09-26T04:19:10+00:00

Couldn't help myself..

artooken · 2012-09-26T04:22:53+00:00

Tackle in FAST MOTION!

you-kie · 2012-09-26T04:44:49+00:00

Nice wax-job rook.

OoRI0T_P0LICEoO · 2012-09-26T04:50:02+00:00

that cop has super speed

jeriswetlookcrazy · 2012-09-26T05:24:14+00:00

he's already dead!

xxX5UPR3M3N00B10RDXx · 2012-09-26T05:31:32+00:00

Everything is cooler in slo-mo

Panda_Poop · 2012-09-26T05:36:32+00:00

Shame, a headache, and jail. The high life.

Wesleyvisser15 · 2012-09-26T06:57:57+00:00

He was caught voor stealing Candy

freakzilla149 · 2012-09-26T00:12:56+00:00

I did not enjoy that one bit. Head traumas make me sad.

ChooseInsanity · 2012-09-25T22:13:52+00:00

AhHAahAH. He had a brief vision of him in an action movie, then reality bitch slapped him in the face.

Camerongilly · 2012-09-26T01:25:32+00:00

I always wonder with the average police officer's tackling form if any have ever had a suspect pull a Kermit Washington and obliterate their face.

To save the googles.

bubblescivic · 2012-09-26T05:04:14+00:00

That cop missed his calling. Somewhere out there, there's a football team missing its linebacker.

TheTalkingFist · 2012-09-25T22:33:07+00:00

"I will just jump their car, they will never get m... That didn't go quite as planned"

FuTRoN · 2012-09-26T02:45:22+00:00

what a retard everyone knows to run AROUND a car when being chased by police

delorean4me · 2012-09-26T00:02:03+00:00

Smart people live in Arizona...

OhSnappitySnap · 2012-09-26T02:32:46+00:00

Every time I see this posted I always think of how hard that kid hit his head on the ground when he was tackled. Major concussion.

Johnnyash · 2012-09-25T22:50:05+00:00

His flow of consciousness must've been brilliant

"I'm gonna pull off some parkor shit....Fuck! How can my life be any worse right now? What am I gonna d...ouch"

deja-vu-comment · 2012-09-25T22:30:19+00:00

Should be titled:

"F*ck,  the Police!"

.

wildfyr · 2012-09-25T23:51:16+00:00

please stop reposting this everyone

shiv4m · 2012-09-25T23:25:39+00:00

I hope he rammed that mother fuckers head into the pavement.

nastyn8g · 2012-09-26T02:52:56+00:00

This is a repost...

nebu7777 · 2012-09-26T04:25:45+00:00

Repost

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
So close...	78^coms	1078^pts	20^hrs	funny
Chariots of failure	0^coms	7^pts	3^hrs	GifSound
F*ck the Police!	76^coms	769^pts	4^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

stealthismatt · 2012-09-26T02:26:31+00:00

As someone who has outran cops before, you gotta know how to hurdle.

BeastAP23 · 2012-09-26T03:19:47+00:00

This belongs in /r/funny not here.

Think about the word Justice. This guy could be innocent, or a murderer. Him falling like this while running from the cops wouldn't be real justice in either situation.

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