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[–]bheklilr 77 points78 points ago

[–]RedditMakesYouSmart 30 points31 points ago

The first time it was funny. In reverse it was fucking hilarious

[–]darklyfallen 20 points21 points ago

this is basically a porn version of Prometheus :l

[–]madzaman 9 points10 points ago

Don't you mean pornetheus!!!

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

That robot just can't keep his fingers out of anything!

[–]namanama101 7 points8 points ago

Gahaaaaaaa!

[–]chollenb 5 points6 points ago

Who the fuck are the two people who liked it on facebook... I don't even...what?

[–]the_oskie_woskie 5 points6 points ago

looks like japan porn-ified, like from a movie about purple snakes flying up thick women's holes and no one can stop it. it'll start coming out of their mouths and shit

[–]webtwopointno 1 point2 points ago

o god thats much worse

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

Even more fascinating!

[–]mysmellysausage 0 points1 point ago

Came here for this

[–]Obsidian777 211 points212 points ago

Why the fuck did I click this thinking it had something to do with Metal Gear Solid?

[–]quierotacos 90 points91 points ago

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

[–]iparga 27 points28 points ago

ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS! ASS? ASS!

[–]YouShallNotPassDifEq 23 points24 points ago

Here comes another Chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

[–]DrStudMuffin 11 points12 points ago

John Madden is king of the moons

[–]the_baron -4 points-3 points ago

DILDO! DILDO!

[–]Alchemist_92 4 points5 points ago

[–]TheForceWithin 0 points1 point ago

sake

[–]elbruce 9 points10 points ago

Who says it doesn't?

[–]Uzbecka 12 points13 points ago

I JUST DID THE SAME FUCKING THING! ARGH!

[–]chimpan-A 21 points22 points ago

Liquid.... Snake?

[–]PuroMichoacan 2 points3 points ago

Great! Fucking great!

[–]eKtoR 0 points1 point ago

Plastic snake

[–]nbrennan 4 points5 points ago

You just shit a two-foot purple dildo?

[–]SuperBeast4721 4 points5 points ago

Liquid snake?

[–]MetalGearFlaccid 0 points1 point ago

Same here. Was disappointed.

[–]AgentNipples 0 points1 point ago

now that you've said that, everything is Moonbase Alpha

[–]skoolhouserock 138 points139 points ago

"Oh no, there's gonna be a snake coming out of there. That poor creature.

Oh. Its a dildo.

Ok then."

[–]SexualPie 24 points25 points ago

Makes me think of that 2 foot strap on the chick fucked the guy with that was on the front page a few weeks ago. I looked but I cant find it :(

[–]skoolhouserock 15 points16 points ago

I did not see that, and I shall take your word for it.

Edit: Welp, tasteslikeawesome posted it below. I'm troubled by it, but I feel like she's getting revenge on all those douchey porn guys. I like that.

[–]tasteslikeawesome 28 points29 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/CY2kY.gif Don't ask why I still had that..

[–]JagTror 24 points25 points ago

Oh my jesus fuck.

[–]ThatJesterJeff 0 points1 point ago

[–]skittles762 13 points14 points ago

I failed to read the "fucked the guy with" part before I clicked.

[–]Zammin 8 points9 points ago

How...does that... even... fit....

[–]TyleReddit 7 points8 points ago

But then who was anus?

[–]TractorBeamTuesdays 3 points4 points ago

Now I hurt.

Everywhere.

[–]Azimutha 1 point2 points ago

I just forgot...

[–]ptboi42 -5 points-4 points ago

This reminds me of this

[–]Luminescence9 53 points54 points ago

Goodness! How many are in there? I count 7 so far.

[–]injekted 22 points23 points ago

Keep watching. I'm up to 23.

[–]ProxyMuncher 35 points36 points ago

It.. it loops perfectly...

[–]PreggoCat 9 points10 points ago

Almost seems like there is a never ending supply inside her.

[–]q66 60 points61 points ago

badger badger badger badger badger

[–]wirette 31 points32 points ago

mushroom mushroom

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 17 points18 points ago

badger badger badger badger badger badger

[–]BigFatChewie 20 points21 points ago

Ah snaaake ah snaaake oh its a snake

[–]prince_odd 0 points1 point ago

BORK BORK BORK BORK

[–]Ultrastuby 5 points6 points ago

Asshole asshole asshole asshole. Dildo! Dildo!

[–]Liberando 4 points5 points ago

Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans

[–]polly_morf 0 points1 point ago

Not to be that guy, but it's: badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[–]godthrilla -1 points0 points ago

Buffalo. Etc.

[–]Quicksdraw -4 points-3 points ago

beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver

[–]CaptPikel 30 points31 points ago

[–]desenagrator 12 points13 points ago

You really had to put NSFW on that?

[–]CaptPikel 20 points21 points ago

I like to look out for the people that mindlessly click things at work. Even if it says Source...in a post about porn. Like I do at work.

[–]desenagrator 6 points7 points ago

Better question: Who browses /r/WTF at work?

[–]The_SNL_Encyclopedia 14 points15 points ago

People who browse /r/all or the frontpage

[–]gcso 7 points8 points ago

I am. Right now. At a police station.

[–]camnui 0 points1 point ago

Yes indeed... who in their right mind would?

[–]sentopi955 1 point2 points ago

a lot of people, apparently

[–]jay76 3 points4 points ago

It's the polite thing to do.

[–]WhyYouLetRomneyWin 0 points1 point ago

What is he/she wearing.

I was hoping for a larger context... for research purposes only.

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Alien.

[–]fenney 13 points14 points ago

Was that milk?

[–]WarAndRuin 5 points6 points ago

Lube I believe, if it is milk then, 2 fetishes in 1.

[–]DarkestPassenger 1 point2 points ago

Curious to see what kind of lube that is... You know, for science...

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

I guess they're just covering all the bases.

[–]Shady_Love 0 points1 point ago

I think some people do enemas with milk or plain yogurt or something, instead of water.

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

If it was milk, they'd be draining it into a cup to drink, you never waste milk!

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

Ass milk.

[–]Alpha45 13 points14 points ago

Even Indiana Jones would be down with that asp.

[–]jesuslovesmeee 5 points6 points ago

He would ride that fridge right out of the nuclear blast to safety!

[–]SodGod 6 points7 points ago

Is it bad that I want to see the whole video of this?

[–]Kendo16 1 point2 points ago

Yea.

[–]dirt_and_wind 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Clark92t9 4 points5 points ago

I think Im going to fap.

[–]TjMct 13 points14 points ago

my legit response to this was "What the actual fuck"

[–]redonculous[S] 19 points20 points ago

Then my work here is done!

[–]reagan2016 2 points3 points ago

You did good. Real good. Much better than all the gore that tarnishes the NSFW tag these days.

[–]hziegler11 2 points3 points ago

Mine was " Oh dear sweet Jesus what the fuck?!"

[–]basedgodsnephew 4 points5 points ago

someone poured a liter of milk in this persons ass but how did it not become chocolate milk? /askscience

[–]jay76 3 points4 points ago

Dildo afterbirth looks exactly how I imagined it would.

[–]basedgodsnephew 6 points7 points ago

& that is how we get milk.

[–]Tristania 3 points4 points ago

Well, good night everyone..

[–]ledzep4life 2 points3 points ago

There's a snake in my butt.

[–]get_down_to_it 1 point2 points ago

Somebody poisoned the doo doo hole.

[–]SimilarImage 12 points13 points ago

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4 months Estatus You accidentally the whole WHAT? /r/NSFW_GIF 18 65
6 months terdferguson55 Da Fuq? here 39 110
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[–]SaKage96 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit! There's a bot. Yes!

[–]mrdoink20 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting something to be Metal Gear Related.

[–]youre_ugly 0 points1 point ago

no one has asked for sauce yet? i am dissappoint

so.... sauce?

[–]dirt_and_wind 2 points3 points ago

Why ask for the source when it was posted an hour before your comment?

[–]ZeDragoon 0 points1 point ago

I think that's a dude....

[–]complete_asshole_ 13 points14 points ago

[–]Whomping_Willow 6 points7 points ago

Well then, if that's a dude he has a really nice ass.

[–]Snuggadillo 3 points4 points ago

Just cause someone's being an anal whore doesn't mean it's a dude. Still, probably a dude.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

That seems a lot more disturbing

[–]lamorsa92 0 points1 point ago

All I can do is look in disbelief and laugh my ass off...

[–]lenaxia 0 points1 point ago

It just keeps cumming!

[–]gooch9000 0 points1 point ago

Came here hoping for a reverse gif, was disappoint.

[–]bheklilr 6 points7 points ago

[–]Chachoregard 2 points3 points ago

Well you killed my appetite for the cookies I was eating.

[–]Fap-Rater 1 point2 points ago

6/10 Anal Snakes rule!

[–]Desinvolture 0 points1 point ago

saaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeee

[–]FAP_BOT 1 point2 points ago

Annddd this is where I draw the line.

[–]Krysta-Khaos 0 points1 point ago

I upvote this for the sole reason that it is the only thing that actually made me say, what the fuck? O.o in a long time

[–]nostalgicecho 1 point2 points ago

Please someone edit this to make it look like it's hesitantly going in and out.

[–]Mr_Ibericus 0 points1 point ago

Was anyone else disappointed a living snake didn't come out of there?

[–]eumoria 0 points1 point ago

..it just keeps going

[–]PhishMax 1 point2 points ago

dead bitch

[–]metalgeargreed 1 point2 points ago

Of all the NSFW/NSFL posts I've seen, this one made me want to vomit.

[–]nevergiveinx -1 points0 points ago

Of all the NSFW/NSFL posts, this one did make me vomit. Lovely :/

[–]herbenmint 0 points1 point ago

You can't unsee that man. You just cant.

[–]DukeDownvote 1 point2 points ago

God dammit the Internet's over for tonight. Gotta smash my router and bleach my eyes now.

[–]shuaiw96 0 points1 point ago

in california gerbils are illegal...

[–]badong_swank 0 points1 point ago

I give this a solid 7 for dismount.

[–]Steadyeddy25 0 points1 point ago

I was NOT expecting that

[–]flowgod 0 points1 point ago

i threw up in my mouth a little bit

[–]pizzafaceee 0 points1 point ago

Great. I love watching girls take impossibly large purple shits.

[–]pizzafaceee 1 point2 points ago

The white liquid reminds me of when they kill Ash in Alien

[–]annie75 0 points1 point ago

I knew I should have posted this first, but no, I had to reconsider.

[–]Themattycakes 1 point2 points ago

That is the second .gif I've seen within five minutes with that contained a woman pooping out an object. Done for the night

[–]tomsfoolery 1 point2 points ago

isnt that bad for your colon, large intestine?

[–]heresmyusername 0 points1 point ago

Assmilk

[–]xPasas 0 points1 point ago

Why are my pants growing through the front?

[–]iimlefthanded 0 points1 point ago

any scientists out there to claim if this is possible?

[–]pensaint11 1 point2 points ago

Has WTF so run out of material that we are now falling back on butt stuff?!

[–]spoonman12 0 points1 point ago

It loops so well.

[–]fireawesome 0 points1 point ago

I imagine the dildo gasping for air as it comes out.

[–]ug2215 0 points1 point ago

old sauce is old

[–]thephatpandaman 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I shouldn't of clicked on this one

[–]xdrunkagainx 0 points1 point ago

By the way that's a guy's ass.

[–]Bk7 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me of something from Aliens.

[–]hardincl2 1 point2 points ago

I watched this whole thing without reacting. What have I become?

[–]posamobile 0 points1 point ago

At first, I forgot that GIFs loop so I thought more than one dildo came out O.O

[–]Blade4u22 1 point2 points ago

i have the weirdest boner right now

[–]zolaesque 0 points1 point ago

now THiS is bringing WTF back to its roots!

[–]Chuckaluffagus 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else expecting a shit to come out of there?

[–]samanthakm9 -1 points0 points ago

I was hoping it was going to stop half way out and then get sucked right back in.

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

Needs a snake charmer sitting in the background playing a flute.

[–]Wundergeist 0 points1 point ago

It just...kept going.

[–]nicholasalexander 0 points1 point ago

who the fuck upvotes this?