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[–]deffun 632 points633 points ago

Here is the link to the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWSw5odsFrw

From the history of the uploader it seems he was part of the crew who filmed (shitty) russian series called Morskiye dyavoly.

Also, comment with the answer from the uploader can be roughly translated to:

dig3r: Vitaly is alive?

igor1968l (uploader): All alive. Minor concussions, leg injuries...

Unfortunately I couldn't find this episode in the series. Never watched it and it has 5 seasons..

[–]Jaspymon 234 points235 points ago

Bump this to the top. No one died.

[–]TigerGoddess 18 points19 points ago

Thanks for that. Appreciated.. ;) Whew!

[–]BassheadPanda 24 points25 points ago

Whew!

I'm kind of disappointed. What if they breed?

[–]TigerGoddess 2 points3 points ago

Ah well true.. and WTF were they doing with live grenades anyway? And why not pitch them far away? That I don't understand. Was it faked? Didn't look like it,, :\

[–]ForgettableUsername 22 points23 points ago

Did they think it would sink faster and not hurt them somehow? Or were they ok with a grenade going off right there?

[–]Rankulus 77 points78 points ago

Russians.

[–]ForgettableUsername 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, I guess.

[–]P1h3r1e3d13 6 points7 points ago

I think they usually have more like a five second delay. Perhaps it went off sooner than expected.

If it's really a movie set, I have a hard time believing they'd use a real grenade. It would probably just be a smaller charge or air cannon or something already under the water.

[–]ForgettableUsername 25 points26 points ago

If they're really Russians, I wouldn't be surprised if it was an ordinary, unaltered grenade. The Russian people have a peculiar sense of fatalism about that sort of thing.

[–]hippiewench 5 points6 points ago

Most Russians I know are in the process of slowly drinking themselves to death, they have a death wish.

[–]opl3sa 20 points21 points ago

Most americans i know are in the process of slowly eating themselves to death, they have a death wish.

[–]SgtMac02 11 points12 points ago

Most humans I know are in the process of slowly aging to death, they have a death wish.

[–]CauseItsTrue 5 points6 points ago

Went to see the original video, ending up seeing america's got talent Russian flexible archer...no regrets

[–]Triassic_Bark 1 point2 points ago

I imagine everyone in this thread knew that these were Russians. It's really quite amazing.

[–]Castigar2000 383 points384 points ago

That's about the stupidest thing I've ever seen someone do. If that was really a frag grenade, there's probably shrapnel all in those dudes.

[–]mcb1985 169 points170 points ago

That's why you're supposed to throw it.

[–]sethboy67 115 points116 points ago

Wait... Throw? I thought it said row. Our engine went out and we didn't have any oars...

[–]irawwwr 31 points32 points ago

Whatever floats your boat, dude.

[–]dailyplano 6 points7 points ago

oar you guys making play on words again...

[–]mentho 18 points19 points ago

I want no port of this

[–]irawwwr 16 points17 points ago

I sincerely hope this pun thread won't go overboard.

[–]MyPasswordIs_Taco 11 points12 points ago

Water you talking about, it already has.

[–]insaneturbo13 9 points10 points ago

its not so bad in the wake of things

[–]MinkBass 57 points58 points ago

Russian speaker here, this is definitely a movie set but still questioning the thought process behind the procedure.

[–]ed1380 21 points22 points ago

It sounded like a movie set

[–]drethedog 57 points58 points ago

"The parents of a stuntman killed during filming of The Expendables 2 are seeking unspecified damages from the film-makers as a result of their son's death. 26-year-old Kun Liu was killed while performing on an inflatable boat on the Ognyanovo dam in Bulgaria. He died from wounds he suffered from an on-set explosion nearby. His parents have filed a case of wrongful death against Millennium Films and the movie's stunt coordinator."

[–]deffun 55 points56 points ago

26-year-old Kun Liu was killed

Russian here. When explosion is over, someone behind the scenes asking: "Там Виталик-то жив?" which means "Is Vitaly alive?". Vitaly is a common russian name so I guess it was different accident. Though it's still happened during a movie set obviously.

[–]kstarks17 8 points9 points ago

was it said seriously or jokingly? the other guy seems to get up quickly and I think I heard laughing in the background also.

[–]Qender 15 points16 points ago

No one on that boat looks like a "Kun Liu"

[–]Tony_AbbottPBUH 3 points4 points ago

This isnt from The Expendables 2.

[–]Porn_talent_scout 6 points7 points ago

I saw this gif months and months ago on here so I doubt it was on the expendable a 2 set

[–]diametric 1 point2 points ago

Expendables 2 has been out two months almost. Likely this was filmed months and months ago.

[–]magister0 6 points7 points ago

Where is this quote from? How do you know this is the same incident?

[–]magister0 14 points15 points ago

How do you know this is the same incident?

[–]vlad003 5 points6 points ago

Where is this quote from?

I was answering the first question. I have no clue about the second. I'm not the person who quoted the article.

[–]stunash01 16 points17 points ago

YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT. I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POPPING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER

[–]brubakerp 11 points12 points ago

I don't know if you noticed, but one dude's head disappeared...

[–]Castigar2000 4 points5 points ago

My internet is so shitty (satellite, 54 Mbps) that when it loaded the first time, I could see frame-by-frame that his coat just blew over his head a little bit and he was hunching over; he still has a head.

You can see some bald head sticking out of that collar here.

Yeah, it probably is a movie set, that pontoon took no damage whatsoever.

[–]guyinyourattic37 14 points15 points ago

54 Mbps

That's like the opposite of shitty...

[–]PromaneX 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like that is his WiFi connection speed

[–]otiswrath 0 points1 point ago

The fragments from a M67 or an F1 would not travel fast enough nor far enough to do any damage in that situation. But yes, stupid none the less.

[–]Ihazareddit 49 points50 points ago

Myth confirmed

[–]mwolfe 156 points157 points ago

WHERE DID HIS HEAD GO‽

[–]jlxn 40 points41 points ago

GIFs never show the aftermath...

[–]bcool111 111 points112 points ago

Of course they're fucking russian, why wouldnt they be?

[–]RedditMakesYouSmart 30 points31 points ago

"After finishing several bottles of vodka two Russian fishermen decided to creatively speed up the fishing process, with predictably hilarious results." I had figured they were Russian before even reading the comments... Stereotyping? Yes. Correct? Also yes.

[–]Journalisto 16 points17 points ago

Wow. I checked out that channel's videos and this one is pretty WTF worthy

[–]Netegexi 8 points9 points ago

It's a shame he didn't star in the boat video.

[–]karmaghost 5 points6 points ago

Into his jacket, it would seem. It's cool.

[–]arasmussen 9 points10 points ago

it's still there, the blast wave blew his jacket up and it looks like his limbs disappeared

[–]Cyprusg 57 points58 points ago

This is NOT a scene from Expendables 2 people. What's the scene supposed to be "2 idiots drop a grenade next to their boat and hurt themselves"... Yeah sweet action scene they have there guys. The evidence it not being from the Expendables 2 movie is that 1.) It doesn't match a scene from the movie 2.) It doesn't make any sense in a movie context 3.) The setup would be EXTREMELY unprofessional for a Hollywood movie 4.) The supposed stuntmen were not in costume

But the most damning evidence of all is the fact that the person that died in Expendables 2 was ASIAN as he was Jet Li's stunt double. Neither person in the video is Asian. It is so easy to spread rumors over the internet when so few have the facts.

[–]Jestercakes 108 points109 points ago

http://qkme.me/3r2s30 my feelings on the subject

[–]NothingCleverAtAll 20 points21 points ago

Those aren't mutually exclusive.

[–]cablewire 13 points14 points ago

I don't know, I think sometimes theres a limit to morbid being funny.

Like I said, I don't think there is a limit to what you can try to make fun of... but sometimes (at least for me) it's just not funny. Like watching people die.

That could be somebodies father, uncle, son or brother - and we're just laughing at how he did something foolish that killed him.

[–]Voids 2 points3 points ago

Why not both?

[–]AWFULJACKASS 11 points12 points ago

stupid is a terminal disease

[–]fullsufferage 28 points29 points ago

Next on redneck fish'n.... horrible horrible death

[–]mheat 3 points4 points ago

You know those Russian rednecks... bunch of crazies I tell ya.

[–]ImWithHitler 10 points11 points ago

Obviously the most logical thing to do when you have a grenade and a boat.

[–]IAbuseRentals 11 points12 points ago

[–]contraryexample 10 points11 points ago

I've watched this over and over and it looks like both guys live.

[–]andreas940 5 points6 points ago

Why does it say warning: death? they did not die.

[–]pooveyfarms 4 points5 points ago

It's an efficient way of going deaf.

[–]Zazzerpan 3 points4 points ago

Isn't that a inflatable boat? (or at at least the sides are) I would think doing anything that could possibly pop it would be a terrible idea.

[–]ed1380 1 point2 points ago

possibly kevlar reinforced

[–]letthemswim 2 points3 points ago

It is a RHIB (Rigid hulled inflatable boat), from wikipedia the tubes are most commonly made from hypalon, PVC, or polyurethane. They are generally fairly robust, and have varied uses, from dinghies to coast guard and military vessels.

[–]doubleyoshi 2 points3 points ago

There are many other reasons why this is a terrible idea too

[–]bathoryduck 3 points4 points ago

Important Safety Tip: Do NOT cook off any grenades when you are using them for "Dupont Lures". That is all...

[–]sheburns 1 point2 points ago

That guy's head came off.

[–]qidlo 3 points4 points ago

This is from a Russian movie set. If you watch the video, you can hear the director over a megaphone yell action in Russian, then both stunt men get up after it, there's some laughter in the background. Also, note that in the video, both men are holding their positions and the man in front is acting like he's being held captive by the gentleman in the back.

[–]The_Roz 4 points5 points ago

I learned in the Marines that grenades will fuck you up. That's what they are designed to do. Whoever thought this was a good idea was exceedingly stupid.

[–]pinkeyedwookiee 2 points3 points ago

I mean really, what did they think was going to happen?

[–]theOptimusPrimeRib 2 points3 points ago

This is what happens after all the rum is gone.

[–]Steffi_van_Essen 3 points4 points ago

Silly sods

[–]Dissent- 1 point2 points ago

Did he died?

[–]Baroliche 5 points6 points ago

Because water does not compress.

[–]GeoGeoGeoGeo 14 points15 points ago

Actually that's entirely incorrect. The reciprocal of the bulk modulus is called the compressibility of the substance, where the compressibility is the fractional change in volume per unit increase in pressure. Water has a compressibility (k) of 46.4 which means that for each atmosphere increase in pressure, the volume of water would decrease 46.4 parts per million. At the bottom of the Pacific Ocean at a depth of about 4000 meters, the pressure is about 4 x 107 N/m2 which leads to a fractional volume compression of about 1.8%.

Furthermore, the compressibility of water, gas bubble size, and pump startup are all studied for their effect on the peak pressure reached during a water hammer event

[–]anonymousjon 15 points16 points ago

So at the bottom of the Pacific the volume is decreased by 1.8%? Is it safe to say that water mostly doesn't compress?

[–]equatorbit 5 points6 points ago

almost entirely incorrect

[–]GeoGeoGeoGeo 7 points8 points ago

Yes, the volume is compressed by 1.8% at 4km depth and more so the deeper one goes as hydrostatic pressure increases. I tend to stay away from ambiguous terms such as mostly (how much is mostly?), and sayings such as, such and such does not compress, as it denies the existence of a particular physical property. Although I tend to think of these properties as important in understanding the physical nature of objects, most people would find this to be somewhat pedantic. All that being said, for the majority of every day scenarios one could get away with saying that water mostly does not compress.

[–]daviator88 7 points8 points ago

As a fluid engineer, we never bother to figure in the compressibility of water because it is almost entirely negligible. We do very much factor in the compressibility of oil/synthetic fluids as they are far more compressible then water.

[–]gnorty 13 points14 points ago

All that being said, for the majority of every day scenarios one could get away with saying that water mostly does not compress

Well thank FUCK we got there in the end.

[–]Redebo 6 points7 points ago

Good thing we're not being pedantic with this discussion then...

[–]gech 2 points3 points ago

Does it kill the guy or not?

[–]cardiffman 0 points1 point ago

Good thing I am dividing my attention between this and a rerun of Big Bang Theory, because Sheldon Cooper's easy-going, cheerful tolerance of average folk takes the edge off this.

[–]BlackBeastOfAhg 2 points3 points ago

Always good to see the stupid people of the world are finding new and creative ways to kill themselves.

[–]lacrease 1 point2 points ago

That was a really smart decision.

[–]Bump424 1 point2 points ago

It looks like this could've been worse because the cans in the front look like they have CAUTION symbols on them. Maybe more grenades in there to test out other scenarios?

[–]rprpr -1 points0 points ago

It's true, that's what occurred.

[–]ophello 0 points1 point ago

...WHY??!!!

[–]Abnmlguru 1 point2 points ago

Water = incompressible

Boat/people = compressible

Let hilarity ensue

[–]secrethater -1 points0 points ago

GTA has been lying to me the whole time

[–]jesse_h 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did they expect to happen?

[–]Stair_Car 0 points1 point ago

Here's what I don't understand: why did the grenade not have a delay? Even if they threw this grenade, it went off so soon it would have hurt them either way.

[–]MrXaero 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought that it was the Mythbusters, but sadly I was mistaken.

[–]mkhopper 0 points1 point ago

Seeing things like this makes me question how the hell the human race ever advanced beyond simple grunts and pointed sticks.

[–]ViewSonik 0 points1 point ago

They hand out grenades in Russia?

[–]wontpassme 1 point2 points ago

That seemed like an abnormally short fuse for a hand grenade.

[–]Neurokeen 0 points1 point ago

They forgot to hold out the net to catch the frogs.

[–]Derpeh 2 points3 points ago

So, after watching this .gif, I estimate that I have seen approximately 26 people die on reddit

[–]doseone 0 points1 point ago

that is the best idea i saw all day.

[–]ojay93 0 points1 point ago

Where did that one guys head go?

[–]doneandone 1 point2 points ago

...did...did the guy in the front loose his head? because it looks like he was beheaded!!

[–]captainzigzag 1 point2 points ago

After watching that I can hear that high-pitched "iiiiiiiiingggggggg" noise you hear in Half-Life 2 when someting explodes near you.

[–]Culoomista -1 points0 points ago

So... Why the short fuse?

[–]Llonio 0 points1 point ago

Surre it's not just pure sodium?

[–]IAmA_Kitty_AMA 0 points1 point ago

This is not what It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has lead me to believe...

[–]RussianNarwhals 1 point2 points ago

WHERE DID HIS HEAD GO?!?!

[–]Monster-_- 1 point2 points ago

That grenade exploded WAY too soon after letting go. I'm thinking it was either a faulty grenade, or it was a dud and there were explosives under the water that were supposed to go off in place of the grenade but were planted too close to the boat.

[–]southern_cross 1 point2 points ago

After watching it loop through several times, I think you're probably right about it being a dud. The explosion isn't centered where the grenade was dropped, and it's too big and has too much flame to match other grenade explosions I've seen, especially those in water.

[–]allyourrickroll 0 points1 point ago

The closest guy's head fucking disappears after it explodes. This is either clever film trickery or what in the actual fuck.

[–]HenryHomicide 0 points1 point ago

DAMN!!!

[–]Aleksander73 1 point2 points ago

How stupid are you people to think this is the Asian stunt guy from the Expendables?

[–]ethanbonin 0 points1 point ago

"That was so much fun. Let's never do that again!"

[–]JustMakesItAllUp 1 point2 points ago

Dearie me, that was silly

[–]13thmurder -1 points0 points ago

anyone else notice that all of their limbs suddenly disappeared? i mean sure it might blow off a limb, but all of them from both?

[–]trlkidd 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Russia...

[–]gon_zoh 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]ACE_C0ND0R 0 points1 point ago

Dumb asses.

[–]ACE_C0ND0R 0 points1 point ago

Natural selection at work.

[–]cwill2251 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]rothgnar 0 points1 point ago

the last thing the redneck said, "WATCH THIS"

[–]kbeef2 0 points1 point ago

Man, The Deadliest Catch just ups the stakes every season!

[–]naruto015 -1 points0 points ago

His head blew off right? Im no going crazy right?

[–]zippeh 0 points1 point ago

Did that guy lose his head?

[–]wtfmuffinz 2 points3 points ago

.....and boom goes the dynamite

[–]WonderWheeler 0 points1 point ago

In Russia, grenade throw man!

[–]DarkEndzor 0 points1 point ago

Did they died?

But seriously, that looked painful.

[–]therocketlawnchair 0 points1 point ago

myth busted! I dont know why this reminds me of mythbusters :/

[–]GreenCanada 0 points1 point ago

Nice repost...

[–]dangoodspeed 1 point2 points ago

[–]danielslament 0 points1 point ago

What's the end result of this?

[–]massrabbler 1 point2 points ago

I just saw this on a Fail Compilation on YouTube last night, although in much shittier quality

[–]What_is_this_1990 0 points1 point ago

Boom.

[–]badasimo 0 points1 point ago

My great grandfather used to fish like this. He had one arm.

[–]turdburgler42 1 point2 points ago

The guy looks like he pulled an obi wan kenobi since his body disappears but his jacket is still visible for a second

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure why I'd want to do that.

[–]fluhdunk 0 points1 point ago

fucking retards

[–]BobertBilliam 0 points1 point ago

What did I even fucking expect?

[–]TerraRyan11 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS NOT THE EXPENDABLES STUNT MAN. THESE TWO SURVIVED, IT IS A SEPERATE STORY. LOOK UP YOUR SHIT PEOPLE.

[–]shartmobile 0 points1 point ago

Why? ಠ_ಠ

[–]aelfric 0 points1 point ago

That's a Darwin Award right there.

[–]turbo_loadstone 0 points1 point ago

Where is Kevin Bacon when you need him?

[–]Dalisca 0 points1 point ago

Neither of these guys died.

[–]pablothe 0 points1 point ago

Why?!

[–]49blower 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice the guy in the front disappears when the grenade explodes?...

[–]zandisme 0 points1 point ago

Just like GTA IV!

[–]RussianRocket10 0 points1 point ago

Someone stole that guys face!

[–]polynomials 0 points1 point ago

Just...why? I can't imagine how this could be considered a good idea, or who would consider it a good idea.

[–]Pornkilledbeta 0 points1 point ago

Natural selection at its best.

[–]IriquoisP 0 points1 point ago

Did that guy pull an Obi-wan and vaporize just as his life should have ended?

[–]ScrappyDoo998 0 points1 point ago

Someone was watching Wile E. Coyote and decided to go fishing.

[–]ryanadanderson 1 point2 points ago

Is...is there actually a death here?

[–]louroot 0 points1 point ago

so who lost what?

[–]epic_awesome 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

Why would you do this? What would make a person think any part of this was a good idea?

[–]cookoverfireslowly 1 point2 points ago

yeahh... i got blown up by a frag grenade while deployed a while back. No sleep for me tonight after seing this gif.

[–]khotch 0 points1 point ago

This is shot for a movie in Russia, saw this about 3 years ago on youtube.

[–]jish92 0 points1 point ago

That man's head comes completely off

[–]retrojoe 0 points1 point ago

There is no death. Go to this comment for the video. You can see one curva pick the other one up off the floor of the boat.

[–]alcapwn1010 0 points1 point ago

What happened to that guys face? it seems to have just disappeared.

[–]gJonny 3 points4 points ago

I would draw your attention to the explosion immediately preceding the disappearance of the said mans face/entire head.

[–]sepherraziel 0 points1 point ago

And that's natural selection at its finest.

[–]The_Blackest_Man 0 points1 point ago

I did this in GTA IV all the time of top of really tall buildings, and that is NOT what happens at all.

[–]hungdailou 0 points1 point ago

and the Darwin award goes to...

[–]whostolemypancake 0 points1 point ago

Russian water polo.

[–]bluemirror 0 points1 point ago

why does it look like they all just vanish

[–]GamerBum 0 points1 point ago

why is the other guy holding his hand out?

[–]MasterBolus 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the guy in front had his head blown clean off.

[–]vinunleaded0301 0 points1 point ago

Why:(

[–]goeasyonme 1 point2 points ago

I have thrown real grenades, and it's an amazing blast from them. You can feel a great shockwave even from a good thrown distance. I can't even imagine what they were thinking.

"Vlaadooomiiir, uuuhh!! this was bad idea!"

"I need more vodka!!"

[–]wolfen66 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck did he do that??? weird ppl

[–]compubomb 0 points1 point ago

I thought for sure the guy closest to the water lost his head, literally.

[–]spidy_mds 0 points1 point ago

Don't grenades have a time delay of few seconds ? This looks like it exploded almost immediately (or the .gif is speeded up and looks that way).

[–]trollinby 0 points1 point ago

Why? Because using a rod is for pussies.

[–]Father_of_God 0 points1 point ago

Did... His head fly off?

[–]trust_the_corps 0 points1 point ago

Too soon?

[–]Veothrosh 0 points1 point ago

Death? but... nobody died.

[–]squirrelballs 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, grenade throws you.

[–]jeoncs 0 points1 point ago

wait a month... repost... karma... ffs

[–]daveythegent 0 points1 point ago

What did they honestly expect to happen?

[–]honglath 0 points1 point ago

The head disappearing trick explained as i see it:
You know how a chicken's head stays in the same position even if you move its body around? Same thing here. The blast pushed the boat up and with it, the bodies of the two men. However, the head is connected to the body by the neck and moved a bit later, like a whip.

It looks like the head disappeared, but it's only tucked in as it couldn't 'keep up' with the movement of everything else.

[–]whileyouwereliving 0 points1 point ago

Uh...why? What did they try to accomplish with that?

[–]rahmspinat 0 points1 point ago

I guess these guys play soccer in their free time.

[–]beanmosheen -2 points-1 points ago

The words drop and grenade never belong in the same sentence. You throw a grenade.

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

Jackass XXII: Bam Still Trying Too Hard

[–]Razorray21 0 points1 point ago

natural selection in action

[–]SpArTiCu5 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused, what did they think was gonna happen?

Was this a way of testing their hypothesis that grenades don't explode underwater? Or something along those lines?

[–]Gullyvuhr 1 point2 points ago

I'm curious what exactly they thought was going to happen.

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

There's an old joke about a guy who was fishing by tossing dynamite into his local lake. News spread. The local ranger pulled up next to him in his boat and asked, "Hey Mister, what on earth are you doing?"

Than man replied, "Fishing."

"Well, you have some serious explaining to do!" said the ranger. "It is absolutely illegal to harvest fish with explosives and there are serious penalties for anyone who refuses to follow all local and state-wide fishing regulations. I shall now read you the appropriate portion of from our book of rules and regulations.."

As the ranger talked, the man calmly lit the fuse on another stick of dynamite. When the ranger paused, the man tossed the sputtering stick of dynamite into the ranger's boat and said,

"So do you want to TALK or FISH?"

[–]Concrow 0 points1 point ago

Here comes the BOOM!

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

Apparently cooking a nade was an unfamiliar concept

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant idea.