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[–]theo313 364 points365 points ago

Um, Ironic much?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 111 points112 points ago

Incredibly:

title comnts points age /r/
Ironic, innit? 17coms 63pts 1yr reddit.com
This is how reposts and the front page works. 339coms 1773pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]AlRubyx 7 points8 points ago

"Age 1yr"

Get off your high horse.

[–]Cletus_VanDamme[!] 0 points1 point ago

It's still a fucking repost criticizing repostsn.
He said its how he sees it. I was wondering if this was originally made my OP, and surprise, its not.

[–]AlRubyx 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware two people could have the same view on things.

[–]Gorrrn -1 points0 points ago

If the last time it was posted was a year ago, is it acceptable?

[–]tian_arg 2 points3 points ago

It would generally. But OP is explicitly criticizing reposts, so...

[–]Gorrrn 0 points1 point ago

Fair point

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

I'd say so, but it doesn't make it less ironic.

[–]IronOxide42 0 points1 point ago

I find it so amusing that this is considered similar to this picture.

[–]Mnawab 1 point2 points ago

[–]seconddealer 42 points43 points ago

[–]matt01ss 4 points5 points ago

Beautiful

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

This GIF is reposted too much.

ರ_ರ

[–]UndeadStormtroopers 0 points1 point ago

Yep, still bothers the fuck outta me to see navy ships get destroyed. I couldn't tell you why, considering it's from a movie, but it does.

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[–]chubowu 4 points5 points ago

Is it just me or are the pupils not present in those eyes

[–]here_for_the_lols 44 points45 points ago

It turns out OP is the greatest troll since this guy

[–]faultydesign 1 point2 points ago

My spidey senses tell me that's the joke.

[–]_Spider-man_ 4 points5 points ago

Bitch, you have no spider-senses.

[–]faultydesign 2 points3 points ago

Fuck off spiderman.

[–]_Spider-man_ 4 points5 points ago

swings away

[–]Tureralf 0 points1 point ago

How often is your name relevant?

[–]_Spider-man_ 7 points8 points ago

Everyday. If I wanted to I could make every thread a spider-man thread but I use my power responsibly.

[–]CodyGriffin 0 points1 point ago

Did someone say...

No no no, I should be more responsible than that.

[–]matari 0 points1 point ago

karma whore? or hipster douchebag?

NO ONE KNOWS!!!

[–]DrHasnoCash 0 points1 point ago

You say that like its a bad thing

[–]Chapeaux 49 points50 points ago

Complaining about reposting while reposting.

[–]here_for_the_lols 12 points13 points ago

I will but only if you..

[–]here_for_the_lols 9 points10 points ago

I swear I'm doing my best to

[–]library_of_babel 12 points13 points ago

Right after you

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[–]long_live_king_melon 0 points1 point ago

Only Jack Nicholson can give so few fucks.

[–]major_sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Well pointing this out is highly unoriginal.

[–]fingertrollin 39 points40 points ago

Well this should hit the front page no problem.

[–]D0WNV0TIST 15 points16 points ago

I hate you.

[–]Tengushee 22 points23 points ago

Epic door raid method.

[–]CeeBmata 15 points16 points ago

You become a smaller target. They are going to be aiming at chest level.

[–]leet_hacksaw 20 points21 points ago

The military are taking tips from Ender Wiggin.

The enemy gate is down!

[–]Drhobbes 3 points4 points ago

They should listen to Bean instead

[–]dirice87 1 point2 points ago

Feeling like a badass as you matrix under the bullets

[–]langstore8228 1 point2 points ago

Curl up in a pseudo-fetal position while being shot at. Military genious.

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

I know! He could land straight on his back, gun pointing in, ready to shoot the first fucker that he sees.

[–]snortz 8 points9 points ago

Its funnier because this is a repost

[–]AngelRicky 12 points13 points ago

You know people, OP probably used this on purpose even though it is a repost just to prove the point that reposts often make it to the front page.

Or I could be overestimating the fellow. I dunno. Just my two cents.

[–]08cameron 5 points6 points ago

[–]Alexnader- 0 points1 point ago

Thanks.

[–]Finaltidus 5 points6 points ago

it's because most OC fucking sucks.

[–]PotatoBased 5 points6 points ago

Could someone tell me what OC stands for?

[–]WendelHammersmith 3 points4 points ago

Orange County, it's a region of California. Have you never seen the TV series?

[–]Gaysnake69 4 points5 points ago

Original Content

[–]brettyrocks 0 points1 point ago

Orange Cats.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 1 point2 points ago

Ostrich Chili.

[–]Weakest_Asshat -1 points0 points ago

Orgasm Clan

[–]raginghamster -1 points0 points ago

OBTUSE CUNTSCREAM

[–]oct6 -1 points0 points ago

Orange Concentrate

[–]thechikinguy 2 points3 points ago

Everybody out of the pool.

[–]nerd217 4 points5 points ago

This is a FUCKING repost! I don't find the irony funny at all. Fuck you sir.

[–]MarquisDeSomething 1 point2 points ago

Good to see you back at it, lulzcakes.

[–]sexytoasty 1 point2 points ago

I haven't seen you in a long time.

[–]Brutalitarian 1 point2 points ago

I just posted OC yesterday, it got 7 upvotes and 8 downvotes...

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 1 point2 points ago

The guy in the back is standing in front of the window of the room they're entering to clear it of hostiles. How is that a good idea?

[–]blitzedjesus 3 points4 points ago

It's probably just training and for a funny video.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 1 point2 points ago

Funny I could get, but people shouldn't train half-assed.

[–]blitzedjesus 2 points3 points ago

I only said training to point out that they're not actually clearing a building, not that they're doing that as legitimate training.

[–]giantrubberduckofdoo 1 point2 points ago

It is training, and this is Texas. My ex-roommate's ex-boyfriend is the one flying through the air then landing on his back and rolling around like a turtle. The officers put a bar behind the door, so they used alternative methods. Not that anyone is EVER going to believe me, since I have no proof.

[–]hiii -1 points0 points ago

youre a geek

[–]newone99 0 points1 point ago

you are on my friends for some reason. I wonder why now !!!!

[–]Maverik45 0 points1 point ago

Falcon kick?

[–]kungfukai 1 point2 points ago

I see this as:

"How Everyone see's their website these days, and I don't give a shit"

Seriously, every content related website has people complaining about the same thing and I'm sick of it.

You may have seen it, but some other people probably hasn't.

[–]PrimeTime123 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell do I have OP tagged as "Is fucking his sister all the time?!"?

[–]okame 1 point2 points ago

For what it's worth, I have him tagged as "Used to masturbate with his sister."

I honestly don't remember why.

[–]BaronLaladedo 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck did he drop kick it in the first place.

[–]red_rocks 1 point2 points ago

It's a joke.

[–]BaronLaladedo -1 points0 points ago

still, hes gonna regret it in the morning.

[–]red_rocks 0 points1 point ago

Not really.

[–]Nikkasted 0 points1 point ago

I was afraid this would happen with all the people that joined when Obama did his AMA.

[–]jake239 1 point2 points ago

Prepare the breach! Aaaaaaaaa! (kick)

[–]WorkSucksiKnow2007 1 point2 points ago

Hmm for some reason I have you tagged as "Dumbass" ...

[–]FoxBattalion79 0 points1 point ago

this is true.

[–]yamaha2k11 1 point2 points ago

Open the door, get on the floor.
Every kill that Taliban.

[–]Metallicpoop 0 points1 point ago

Under the disguise of "This is still my favorite ______."

[–]DuhAsianGuy 0 points1 point ago

Sorta new to reddit...anyone want to tell me what are some special Abbreviations you guys use?

[–]MenWhoStareAtG0ATSE 1 point2 points ago

OC in this case is original content.

[–]YuenglingDrinker 0 points1 point ago

Had to watch it twice to get it

[–]hooblin 0 points1 point ago

At least he was a gentlemen to open the door for the lads.

[–]mrjoshua06 -1 points0 points ago

Problem is reposts dont seem to be getting down voted.

[–]jsnyderows 0 points1 point ago

Interesting how you probably got this from FunnyJunk...

[–]elpez124 0 points1 point ago

I downvoted you for saying these days when its really all days

[–]mygoodfriendbaxter 0 points1 point ago

And yet you're still here...

[–]mojorisin2592 0 points1 point ago

You're not subscribed to the right subreddits.

[–]ManFishSam 0 points1 point ago

One of the most epic yet horrible ways iv ever seen a room breached. hahaha still made me giggle.

[–]matt420therose 0 points1 point ago

I remember the days when it was OC every day. Sigh...

[–]PurpleWaffle 0 points1 point ago

Just because its a repost doesn't mean its not still good...

[–]stevenette 0 points1 point ago

Well there are 2 bear verticals that are identical on the front page or funny right meow...

[–]Fresh_Pillows_Rock 0 points1 point ago

9 times out of ten, OC fucking sucks.

[–]matlick 0 points1 point ago

I like the analogy - we're all on the same team

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

These days?

[–]pole9847 0 points1 point ago

[–]ElGatoTheManCat 0 points1 point ago

I posted oc yesterday and made front page. Check. Mate.

[–]hattedhater 0 points1 point ago

fuckin irony

[–]danaofdoom 0 points1 point ago

I'm not normally one to call people out for reposts...but god its just so ironic!

[–]torreng 0 points1 point ago

the irony

[–]Ultimate117 0 points1 point ago

Can someone define 'OG' for me an perhaps others?

[–]DeadWade 0 points1 point ago

That is OC. Original Content.

[–]shadowray 0 points1 point ago

Karma is a bitch.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point ago

I hate this subreddit so much.

[–]Zee_n1 0 points1 point ago

I have you RES tagged as "roach in pubes" and that's how I'll always remember you.

[–]Pyrotechnic_Popcorn 0 points1 point ago

It's an entry designed so that they bust down the door and aren't vulnerable to oncoming enemy fire from inside. Notice how he rolls out of the way when he's on the ground.

[–]peesinpools 0 points1 point ago

These days..

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 1 point2 points ago

I've given up!!!!!!!!!!!! All the shit I draw never makes it!!!! Example: http://i.imgur.com/T4eKU.png It was downvoted because they said it was a repost. It's not! I made it myself!!! So what's the point! They'll think you're a reposter no mater what!

[–]brettyrocks 4 points5 points ago

there are 7 billion people on this planet. nothing is original. life is a repost.

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 0 points1 point ago

That's a repost. :P

[–]forbiddendoughnut 1 point2 points ago

Reddit: Enthusiastic conversations about favorite songs you've listened to a thousand times, movies you've watched a hundred times, foods you eat regularly and death wishes to re-posters. I like seeing funny shit more than once. Oh, wait, but they're getting KARMA! Ooooooooooooohhhhh.

[–]Jzadek -3 points-2 points ago

Can we stop whining about this for once? If this is how you see reddit, then get out more. When you come back, all the reposts will be new!

[–]Duraace 2 points3 points ago

That doesn't make sense.

[–]Jzadek -2 points-1 points ago

Yes it does. Stuff that was posted while you were away will seem new to you when it gets posted again.

The constant complaining about reposts is getting older than the reposts themselves. If you've seen it, someone else hasn't. Just ignore it and move on, or try to create your own original content.

[–]Brutalitarian 0 points1 point ago

I posted original content yesterday. It's now at 7 up and 8 down. I posted a funny gif from a few months back and got 830 upvotes.