In the unisex bathroom at work

corran23 · 22 days

Toilets should have a pedal like on some trashcans that temporarily lifts the seat when you step on it.

Bunze · 22 days

My wife and I have separate toilets in the house.

I had a urinal installed in mine. It's pro as fuck.

TheArtofXan · 22 days

Well this is a good enough place for this rant: What the hell is with the pee splatter under the front of the seat? When I lived alone the bottom of the seat was always clean, but when cohabitating with women, there is always pee spray on the bottom of the seat. Is it blow back? Is it some sort of revenge knowing that lifting the seat could mean grabbing it by the bottom of the seat, right where this secret pee trap is located?

shadowofthe · 22 days

This is why I pee in the sink

jonnichols · 22 days

I have always argued this with every woman that brings up the topic of toilet seats and men. Are we the only ones who bother to check the position of the seat or lid before we sit down? I've never once sat on the toilet rim by accident.

Jesus_In_Drag · 22 days

Every so often my wife gets mad at me because she fell into the toilet... how in the world do you not look at what you are going to sit on?

thegregbradley · 22 days

I'm of the mind that everyone should shut the fuck up and move the seat as needed.

streeter5000 · 22 days

This is precisely how WWII broke out.

_she_said_that_ · 22 days

As a woman, I've never quite understood why men were expected to put the seat down. I don't lift the seat for my boyfriend (or when I lived at home, for my dad/brothers) after I use the toilet. Why should they put it down after they use it?

aoeui-dhtns · 22 days

I for one make it into the bowl and don't spray on the floor. But I'm less than 100% reliable when the seat is down, so I always put the seat up if it isn't already.

If the goal is to minimize seat-touching, then we should make no unnecessary seat adjustments. In other words, change it when you need to and otherwise leave it how you used it.

Seat position should be read-through cached with a most-recently-used policy.

equatorbit · 22 days

I think we should have a social contract. I will call it the one touch rule.

-If it is down when I need to pee, I will touch it once and put it up and leave it up.

-If a lady needs to pee, she can touch it once, put it down and leave it down.

-If it is up when I need to pee, no touch.

-If it is down when a lady needs to pee, no touch.

Equal for all.

7echoalpha · 22 days

In full disclosure women should be informed of the fact that men often hit the seat with their stream and that they should actually lobby for the seat to be up at all times.

jsnoots · 22 days

Would a woman just walk into a restaurant, assume a chair is behind them and just sit and fall on the ground?

That being said, after I stand and piss I close the toilet lid, otherwise the dog will come strolling out with a smile and a wet beard.

McFeely_Smackup · 22 days

Falling into the toilet because you didn't look before you sat down to shit is basically Darwin trying to kill you before you reproduce your stupid genes...but unfortunately modern toilets aren't venous snakes or cliffs and it's only mildly annoying instead of lethal.

andrewsmith1986 · 22 days

I close the lid after I am done. (if there is one)

The rest of you are heathens.

PonyPunch · 22 days

Not to sell out my fellow women here, but am I the only one who just puts the seat down when I find it up? Eh, I just don't care. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really knock me down a peg as a person to put the seat down.

When my boyfriend comes over and uses the toilet, he usually puts the seat back down when he's done peeing because its my house. When I visit him, I put his toilet seat back up because that's his house.

Ah whatever. This'll get buried.

Hewgag · 22 days

I've always believed YOU should put the seat in whatever goddamned position YOU need it in.... Don't expect others too.

/end rant

StupidFatHobbit · 22 days

It's just women trying to justify never having to move the seat themselves. If it wasn't for men, it would always be down, therefore we're at fault.

Zebba_Odirnapal · 22 days

If you're unable to look before sitting, you deserve what you get. You'd think a lifetime of falling into toilets would convince some women to look before sitting, but nooooo

interneteer · 22 days

The fact that both parties were able to use "you're" correctly is astonishing.

turnipstealer · 22 days

I thought everyone just lifted it/closed it with their foot like I do. Apparently not.

Skaevola · 22 days

Wait, the reason that women want the seat put down in the bathroom because they don't want to touch it?

Mindblown

Popcom · 22 days

Nobody should have to leave the seat up OR down. I am 28 years old, and not ONCE have I EVER fell in the toilet. I don't pull my pants down and put my bare ass on anything without looking first. If you do, then you deserve to fall in. If you only want the seat put back up because you're to lazy to lift it, then you hardly have an argument anyway

Mandon · 22 days

Women fought for equal rights for a reason... we piss with the seat up. Most times we have to lift the seat up. So put the seat down when you have to use it. Its not like we sit on the rim when we have to shit. Look before you sit. However, yes, some men need to learn to stand closer to the toilet when they piss. It is gross.

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