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[–]grinr 182 points183 points ago

I have a husband bulge.

[–]skilior 31 points32 points ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT READ THE LATIN

[–]Travis_Was_Taken 18 points19 points ago

"I'm drawing a fucking line in the fucking sand. DO NOT READ THE LATIN!"

[–]corennf 6 points7 points ago

It had to be the Merman.

[–]MattSerj 17 points18 points ago

Unreal movie.

[–]HeyYouAndroid 6 points7 points ago

I freely believe everyone is open to their opinion, and I'm not a Movie Douche that says 'you didn't like the movie? WTF!?' but when I hear/read people that say it was average or a minor spin on the teen horror movie, I say 'You didn't like the movie? WTF?'

[–]Oneironaut2 21 points22 points ago

I don't even like horror movies, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Also, because I hate when people talk about a movie without naming it, the movie is The Cabin in The Woods.

[–]Bmitchem 777 points778 points ago

Is it odd that I find this more arousing than anything on /r/gonewild?

[–]InconvenientBoner 424 points425 points ago

sorry I'm late. did I miss anything?

[–]Fuentidos 150 points151 points ago

You might want to change your username to "WorkingAsIntendedBoner"

[–]WorkingAsIntendedBon 181 points182 points ago

Some one call?

[–]Fuentidos 137 points138 points ago

Motherfucker.

[–]Beasty_Billy 68 points69 points ago

Redditor for zero days

I expected so much..

[–]YouPickMyName 23 points24 points ago

I would have been pretty amazed if it wasn't.

[–]VeryAppropriateName 17 points18 points ago

[–]RedAero 18 points19 points ago

Not really. Subtlety is to sexy what salt is to food.

[–]thehero29 93 points94 points ago

Not at all. And the more I look at it, the more I feel like a dirty old man at 30.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 34 points35 points ago

Yeah.....39 here, infinitely more dirty.

[–]Robby712 28 points29 points ago

I'm 34, Split the dirty difference.

[–]soupsoundsgood 15 points16 points ago

[–]abom420 68 points69 points ago

Probably because we are depersonalized. If you knew the gonewild girl it would be much hotter. OAG is Reddit's girlfriend so you feel like you know her.

[–]AmberCutie 20 points21 points ago

That's exactly what I was going to say. She's adored, therefore anything even mildly sexy of her is all that much more intriguing.

[–]HeyYouAndroid 1 point2 points ago

Well said.

[–]Circlejerk_Conductor 481 points482 points ago

No. /r/gonewild is pretty disgusting most of the time

[–]desquibnt 556 points557 points ago

and creepy. those comments are so, so creepy.

[–]WiiNotFit 70 points71 points ago

"Cool underwear, but your room is dirty. I'd totally sniff your butthole."

TOP COMMENT.

[–]ZZZrp 311 points312 points ago

Play with usssssss

[–]looseleafer 271 points272 points ago

holy shit, those tits and that smooth pussy. Would love to rub up on that body

[–]Battletooth 266 points267 points ago

I would love to sit in a corner and masturbate as I watch you eat peanut butter off my dog's penis.

I mean nice tits.

[–]karma_trained 166 points167 points ago

Dude, Colby is gone.

[–]Beetrain 101 points102 points ago

NEVER FORGET

[–]Travis_T_OJustice 89 points90 points ago

COLBY 2012

[–]wert5000 6 points7 points ago

Every thread.

[–]MarkTravisPsiU 8 points9 points ago

who's Colby? Someone's gotta fill me in

[–]poptart2nd 6 points7 points ago

the guy got him back after he bit the guy's son. the wife realized how out-of-character it was for him to attack someone and that the son had to have been hurting him.

[–]AIM-9enema 5 points6 points ago

Too soon...

[–]GobblesJollyRanchers 14 points15 points ago

That's nasty I won't do it for anything less than nutella

[–]CummingEverywhere 29 points30 points ago

I stupidly decided to take a look at the comments of one post...

What I would not do to have those perky voluptuous breasts sitting across from me in the meeting I am in right now... I could watch the nipples harden through your shirt and bra as you feel the heat of my gaze on them...

Creepy is the right word.

[–]looseleafer 9 points10 points ago

yeah mine was a real comment from the top post

[–]ddfitz 3 points4 points ago

So was his. Also his name is CummingEverywhere that does not help his case.

[–]wimmyjales 15 points16 points ago

Yummy.

[–]GiefDownvotesPlox 37 points38 points ago

Oh god. Don't get me fucking started. "Just want to eat those delicious beef curtains ;)"

[–]EpicJ 22 points23 points ago

I just want to lay you down and stab you with a kni...I mean make love to you.

[–]IncognitoDopeAccount 19 points20 points ago

"It's good mood fooood!"

[–]tha_dood 13 points14 points ago

My gonewild posts usually go something like "That is a nice vagina."

[–]lasercow 28 points29 points ago

dont go to the comments dude. what do you think this is?

[–]I_smell_awesome 20 points21 points ago

He probably thinks it's a game.

[–]niceypoo 60 points61 points ago

why are you even reading the comments..

[–]deadlywoodlouse 73 points74 points ago

To find more pics.

[–]feministpizza 15 points16 points ago

There are comments?

[–]Tommassive 6 points7 points ago

your words hurt us

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 251 points252 points ago

I'm shy, here's a photo of my gaping butt hole.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 38 points39 points ago

It crosses over into /r/wtf territory depending on your state of arousal.

[–]duz32 33 points34 points ago

It crosses over into /r/wtf[1] territory depending on how gaping the butt hole is.

FTFY

[–]raptora 8 points9 points ago

[–]wisdumb 47 points48 points ago

Someone should tell Tyrione Lannister that /r/gonewild is where whores go.

[–]mypetlion 53 points54 points ago

Say that word one more time and I'll shoot you in the belly.

[–]DCMFDOOM 18 points19 points ago

Whores?

[–]raptore 20 points21 points ago

where?

[–]ostermei 8 points9 points ago

What you did there... I see it.

[–]ALaPigeon 26 points27 points ago

I read that as Tyrone Lannister, holy shit is he black?

[–]Wabbstarful 25 points26 points ago

That place has gone down hill last I checked... (Funny, OAG is more attractive than naked chicks.........)

[–]Verteros 34 points35 points ago

I wish /r/gonewild would do more stuff like this, I don't want to see your gapping vagina.

[–]heyitsmikey128 2 points3 points ago

Alright, everyone seems to be saying it's because shes "familiar". I'm going to offer a different perspective.

I think it is because this is a truely hot gif. You can see her inhale as she puts her hand on her chest and then hold her breath and then spread her hand as it glides over her breast, and exhale as her hand goes lower.

This is arousing because it is real (or at least looks real).

Also, I feel creepy now...

[–]ozymand1as 156 points157 points ago

BREAKING NEWS: OAG HAS TITS

[–]maruraba 119 points120 points ago

THEY ARE NICE. FULL STORY AT 7.

[–]soundsjustlike 22 points23 points ago

THEY ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE ITS A PUSH UP BRA DOING MOST THE WORK. WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS, THIS IS NOT A BROADCAST.

[–]dabockster 17 points18 points ago

[–]goddamntraffic 36 points37 points ago

[–]wiithepiiple 97 points98 points ago

O that I were a glove upon that hand...

[–]SolusLoqui 24 points25 points ago

You mean like a Muppet?

[–]mnnmnmnnm 25 points26 points ago

No he means like a human skin glove. He wants his hand skinned and put as a gove on her hand and she touches herself while he masturbates with his boney remains of his hands. I know, a weird fetish, but it is. Let him have it.

[–]the_duhhh 13 points14 points ago

Kudos on the Shakespeare quote.

[–]pigasshead 839 points840 points ago

It was hot, and she is hot.

[–]VIRGIN_ALARM 1738 points1739 points ago

*** BWOOP BWOOP ***

[–]Ronkerjake 420 points421 points ago

"It's designed to go off before you do!"

[–]SpaceballsCorrection 906 points907 points ago

"It's programmed to go off before you do!"

[–]Eaglicious 219 points220 points ago

I don't understand how you found enough false references to warrant this account FOR TWO YEARS.

[–]CLSmith15 67 points68 points ago

Fuck it, better upvote him now, might not get another chance for 6 months

[–]_xyzzy_ 7 points8 points ago

Or just wait for their other novelty account of VIRGIN_ALARM to make a post and then pounce!

[–]GaryDebussy 28 points29 points ago

"We ain't found shit!"

[–]TwoLetters 200 points201 points ago

My new favorite novelty account

[–]bigdawg83 9 points10 points ago

No!! Reddit was the last safe place!

[–]fingertrollin 26 points27 points ago

Flantastic.

[–]Flantastic185 168 points169 points ago

Flantastic

[–]mesquirrel 33 points34 points ago

And the award for lowest novelty account usage goes to...

[–]walczyk 4 points5 points ago

Awesome

[–]WombatDominator 103 points104 points ago

If she ever posted in /r/gonewild reddit would explode. Together.

[–]Dailynator 18 points19 points ago

What if she has posted in /r/gonewild and we just don't know it?

[–]blackout353 13 points14 points ago

So... the search is on...

[–]scubaguybill 10 points11 points ago

If she posted to /r/gonewild, reddit would explode.

If Emma Watson posted to /r/gonewild, reddit would implode, fuse, and a small star would be born wherever reddit's server banks are located.

[–]COMplex_ 444 points445 points ago

[–]leonardicus 45 points46 points ago

What is that from? Bob's Burgers?

[–]wichitagnome 15 points16 points ago

Yeah

[–]TheAmazingXemo 5 points6 points ago

Yep. Da ding ding. (Sorry for shitty quality)

[–]wtfOP 113 points114 points ago

wife so hard

[–]publiclibraries 91 points92 points ago

motherfuckers wanna fine you?

[–]COMplex_ 39 points40 points ago

That bitch cray!

[–]FuturamaSucksBalls 30 points31 points ago

I would respect the fuck out of her. Then I'd introduce her to my parents so hard.

[–]Joshua8195 9 points10 points ago

I would respect you. But, your username..... Makes me cringe.

[–]almonsin 251 points252 points ago

[–]Stevenutz 338 points339 points ago

This isn't my proudest boner.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 29 points30 points ago

I am ashamed of most of my boners. They usually lie to me.

[–]skyman724 116 points117 points ago

I'd still wife that.

ರ◡ರ

[–]uptwolait 33 points34 points ago

That is crazy, and I'd stick my dick in it.

[–]xenoph2 12 points13 points ago

In a gif? C'mon now...

[–]Gaproman123 12 points13 points ago

You can see her nipple through her shirt. No problem guys no need to thank me.

[–]burek_japrak 136 points137 points ago

I have been watching this for 10 minutes straight.

help.

penis pls.

[–]doomboy1000 392 points393 points ago

penis.

what are you doing.

penis.

stahp.

[–]pervs_friend 55 points56 points ago

People always want to see skin skin skin. Women can be sexy in clothes too. You gotta leave something to the imagination! /r/SexyButNotPorn NSFW

[–]Terry_Pratchett 181 points182 points ago

SexyButNotPorn is pretty much all skin. It's just "tasteful" skin, you know, so you can fap proudly with the whole family there cheering you on.

[–]poptart2nd 50 points51 points ago

lol wut

[–]ASlyGuy 19 points20 points ago

^ Obviously comes from a broken home.

[–]1UnitOfPost 3 points4 points ago

Haha now my mind is full of images like this, except replace the boardgame with a laptop showing sexybutnotporn...

[–]jcroucher56 27 points28 points ago

What is this from?

[–]BitJit 9 points10 points ago

Is this edited or is he derpy eyes.

[–]SonicSlice 14 points15 points ago

That's him

[–]97bluelights 90 points91 points ago

[–]manbearpig1204 15 points16 points ago

And he could have at least went with the back and forth version, damn.

[–]andrewsmith1986 472 points473 points ago

Overly attached reddit.

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 16 points17 points ago

Now that this is in context, it's pretty weird.

[–]sherbetfountain[S] 199 points200 points ago

I got bored after I had a wank.

[–]Fuglypump 119 points120 points ago

That's when you're supposed to have another wank.

[–]EnderDom 50 points51 points ago

Wait what....!?

.....brrrrr......brrrrrrrr......

"Derek, is that you?"

"Yeah, It's me, listen, just heard"

"Apparently we're going back to wank"

"Yeah, I know I told the boys to use 'fap' from now on."

"Well I'm sorry! But the internets done a u-turn"

"No it's not just one guy.... It's like, at least two whole other guys"

" ....Cancel the t-shirts..."

[–]oftenlygetscatraped 18 points19 points ago

I have never, and will never use the word "fap" to me it makes you sound like a standard COD player.

[–]vladislove 187 points188 points ago

this gif is why we can't have nice things

[–]zuperxtreme 250 points251 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is a nice thing.

[–]Seithin 95 points96 points ago

As a penis, I can confirm this.

[–]StewieBanana 33 points34 points ago

This is so mildly sexy.

[–]cephalic666 26 points27 points ago

You guys need to get out more.

[–]thecrownprince 18 points19 points ago

You guys are lame.

[–]HungryTaco 31 points32 points ago

wtf, reddit

[–]pigfatbenis 4 points5 points ago

I don't know if it's already been posted, but here's some sauce for y'all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg6iMDfOl9E&feature=g-all-u

[–]levirules 391 points392 points ago

This is creepy and you are creepy.

[–]sherbetfountain[S] 1163 points1164 points ago

I think creepy is the wrong word here. If I was to go out and buy identical clothes, wear them with a mask of her face and then jizz on myself to this gif, then that's creepy.

[–]SprechenSieDich 96 points97 points ago

'If'

[–]Hrodrik 55 points56 points ago

when

[–]wanderso24 401 points402 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]oozles 428 points429 points ago

Well he has a point.

[–]optimusprimus 91 points92 points ago

and quite a good rebuttal.

[–]whatthefuckerik 28 points29 points ago

He's not wrong.

[–]creepyeyes 53 points54 points ago

◉‿◉

[–]A_Blind_Pilot 27 points28 points ago

ರ_ರ

[–]Droidaphone 59 points60 points ago

Pro tip: the internet may have distorted your sense of "CREEPY" vs "NOT-CREEPY." Keep this in mind if and when you find yourself in public, social settings.

[–]sherbetfountain[S] 95 points96 points ago

public and social? HA HA! I'm the kind of guy who has a hermit crab as his best friend.

[–]mynamejesse1334 84 points85 points ago

too bad the feeling isn't mutual

[–]groglisterine 43 points44 points ago

Ouch. I think even his sunblock felt that burn.

[–]Nutwagon 3 points4 points ago

Mine is a betta fish.. but I think he likes the aquarium frogs more than me anyway..

[–]Cluster_One 5 points6 points ago

We are waiting...

[–]heres-a-downvote 5 points6 points ago

defensive posting.

[–]HittySkibbles 0 points1 point ago

We call that the sherbet fountain

[–]ZombieKingKong 2 points3 points ago

Go on...

[–]Akronica 0 points1 point ago

Wow, well um - nicely put. I always love a good "that's not a knife, this is a knife" kind of comeback.

Anyway... nice gif, watched it through like 10 cycles... memorized.

[–]CummingEverywhere 2 points3 points ago

That is creepy. This is also creepy.

[–]Robby5566 6 points7 points ago

Right, what could possibly be creepy about first masturbating to an unsuspecting woman who uploaded a nonsexual video, then creating a loop of it so you can just masturbate to "the money shot" over and over, and then sharing it so other people can masturbate to what you masturbate to. Not creepy at all. I bet if someone told her they did something like this, she'd be flattered

[–]iluvgoodburger 3 points4 points ago

"anything i do isn't creepy, anything creepier than what i do is." turns out you're not at all the midpoint on that scale

[–]pointsandlaughs 3 points4 points ago

unzips trousers quietly

[–]cdizl 2 points3 points ago

ZZIIIIPPPPPPPPP

shhh keep it down!

[–]UncleCreep 5 points6 points ago

I've seen worse.

[–]root88 16 points17 points ago

How is this different than any other sexy gif of a "celebrity"?

[–]watho 12 points13 points ago

Reddit doesn't consider celebrities as human beings.

[–]longboardluv 19 points20 points ago

[–]REthanH09 11 points12 points ago

Post pictures of her with a funny face and caption and it's hilarious. Make it the slightest but sexual and OP is Creepy McCreeperson.

[–]thearsenal14 5 points6 points ago

AMA Request: OAG's boyfriend.

[–]The137 2 points3 points ago

I think he started the thread

[–]Capncorky 15 points16 points ago

Why? Because solid colored t-shirt, that's why.

[–]StopIMAHipster 14 points15 points ago

this is a fucking creepy post

[–]AdamMcFly 14 points15 points ago

PLEASE STOP!

[–]Terry_Pratchett 11 points12 points ago

More like Overly Attractive Girlfriend.

[–]Kruse 9 points10 points ago

And this is why I'm really starting to hate Reddit.

[–]Ossentjuk 0 points1 point ago

My knuckles.. they hurt.

[–]tylerwho 0 points1 point ago

Glad I'm not the only creep

[–]Wheniod 1 point2 points ago

Why was that so arousing? She's turned on the engine, I must leave now.

[–]ropshubop 1 point2 points ago

She'll do porn. You'll see.

[–]Armisael 5 points6 points ago

Well, this is refreshingly forthright objectification.

[–]screwed124816 130 points131 points ago

You unoriginal fuck. This is even the exact same URL as the other guys link, meaning you HAD to have seen that comment.

[–]mainsworth 90 points91 points ago

Internet is serious business, yeesh.

[–]JustHadToSaySumptin 34 points35 points ago

Unoriginal? Look who's talking! Something like 99% of posts on Reddit have at least one comment like yours!

[–]JoshuaQuail 18 points19 points ago

it was originally posted in /r/laina, a much smaller sub. there's nothing wrong with putting it in another subreddit. it's when it get reposted to the same sub that shit gets annoying.

[–]bishopanonymous 6 points7 points ago

WHY IS THIS SO SEXY!??!?! She controls us so effortlessly.

[–]AnotherBlackPerson 12 points13 points ago

Can we ask for nude pics instead of AMA?

[–]SuperSaiyanNoob 1 point2 points ago

I'm now convinced Reddit is overly attached to her.

[–]yuckmouth619 5 points6 points ago

I've always thought she was hot. She can be overly attached to me anyday...

[–]fnordal 12 points13 points ago

come on, it's boobs. Girls tend to have them.

[–]dustinjt 32 points33 points ago

This doesn't negate the fact that they are awesome.

[–]MrShittyFatTits 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, aren't you just sick of boobs? I know I am. The shape, the weight, the jiggle, big ones, small ones, cleavage, nipples, to hell with all of it.

[–]swimtwobird 8 points9 points ago

if you are tired of boobs my friend, you are tired of life.

[–]Fuhdawin 0 points1 point ago

DAT BODY.

[–]ShawnDawn 0 points1 point ago

eject!! EJECT!! annnnnd my pant are off!

[–]messymike 2 points3 points ago

[–]Gunner71 2 points3 points ago

This comment thread is really creepy.

[–]locotx 0 points1 point ago

She's Crazy Beautiful

[–]driftsc -1 points0 points ago

we need to get her naked. Fuck science.