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[–]jew_king 4 points5 points ago

it mustard her on

[–]highasdick 2 points3 points ago

I keep re-reading this and I can't determine what exactly you're trying to get at with the pronunciation, here is an upvote anyway.

[–]Trick920 5 points6 points ago

"It must turn her on" is what he's trying to say.

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 5 points6 points ago

Being dyslexic as I am I read it as "I must turd on her."

[–]ArthurCurry41 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to back up on that face. Get some nom nom on my poot poot. Am I right?

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

Whatever smokes your sausage.

[–]RICH_LITTLE -1 points0 points ago

I've got bad news for you, that's not music, and you're a bad person for listening to that.

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[–]FaultyTowerz 1 point2 points ago

Do not go down this road. Turn back now.

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[–]FaultyTowerz 1 point2 points ago

Yup. Cable companies need to learn that informed customers will be less and less likely to purchase programming that a) has commercials, and b) contains much more content that the consumer doesn't want to see than content we do.

[–]phillyphan94 0 points1 point ago

at a loss of words. this is just fantastic

[–]turtlesayhey 0 points1 point ago

She wants to eat that mustard out. Hardcore.