Accidental Anal

carlsagen · 2012-09-25T17:53:16+00:00

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

funnywhennecessary · 2012-09-25T19:17:52+00:00

That...........pain, I felt it by watching this.

gpto · 2012-09-25T20:34:20+00:00

Track and field gone wild... featuring the Hole Vault. Next event, Dildoic Relays!

In attempting to come up with some clever comments for this, I have now discovered that there is not an online thesaurus that lists any synonyms for either sodomy or dildo. In my humble opinion, that is a bunch of bullshit.

letxtc · 2012-09-25T19:38:04+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLmqLDQAD0

Classic

SeaLeggs · 2012-09-25T22:10:39+00:00

I bet that didn't just make his day, I bet it made his hole weak!

logathion · 2012-09-25T22:46:42+00:00

Hey, VMI.

Rah Va Mil

InternetExplorer8 · 2012-09-25T19:22:30+00:00

And here is what I saw, which looked far more WTF.

http://imgur.com/lVcNN

moshbeard · 2012-09-25T20:11:32+00:00

I can never understand how any one ever thought pole vault was a good idea. Not only are you throwing yourself into the air, a situation where you could easily miss the mat and hit the floor but you take a massive stick with you which is desperate to impale you.

scrubtechRush · 2012-09-25T19:58:15+00:00

he vladimir'd himself

ujussab · 2012-09-25T21:07:39+00:00

This should be in /r/funny there was no WTF about that

PrinceWilliam13 · 2012-09-25T19:56:59+00:00

I used to pole vault in high school and this was always my biggest fear.

Geronimo23 · 2012-09-25T22:33:14+00:00

When At Virginia Military Institute.......

ExcelLogitechNestea · 2012-09-25T19:21:06+00:00

Wow reminds me of that video on strangeland... think it was called holy poop on a stick... fuck me that video was fucked...

sex_on_wheels · 2012-09-25T20:08:32+00:00

One of those rare explanations that ER docs actually believe.

monkeypoopz · 2012-09-25T20:30:43+00:00

Out loud: "OUCH!" Then LOL'd.

holyeffingpoo · 2012-09-25T21:28:46+00:00

Goin in dry!

computerwiz908 · 2012-09-26T02:23:06+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
And older song but now relevant again	0^coms	1^pt	1^hr	GifSound
rape vault.	26^coms	135^pts	1^yr	funny
Nice pole vau... Oh! MY!	66^coms	211^pts	1^yr	funny

source: karmadecay

malektewaus · 2012-09-25T19:31:05+00:00

Doesn't matter; had sex.

SomeToxicPooder · 2012-09-25T18:39:41+00:00

Suprise buttsecks

Clit_Commander · 2012-09-25T20:34:38+00:00

Once you go black...

bobrocks · 2012-09-25T19:29:14+00:00

He stuck that landing.

BrawnyBarney · 2012-09-25T20:35:26+00:00

Regardless of the vaulting results, he lost that day. Or won... hey, I'm not here to judge.

grimamour · 2012-09-25T20:50:46+00:00

I always said that this sport would much more exciting if u had in anyway to catch the poll befor landing.

pinkpanthersays · 2012-09-25T20:58:34+00:00

Er. . This isn't quite cricket.

FlyBiShooter23 · 2012-09-25T20:58:48+00:00

He almost missed the mat too. A little more spring from the pole in his hole and he would've lawn-chaired on the ground and/or track.

TAC0001 · 2012-09-25T21:10:31+00:00

Oh God... when the pole bent... no words.

pacman_johns · 2012-09-25T21:12:07+00:00

doesn't matter; cleared it.

Playboy_x3 · 2012-09-25T21:20:24+00:00

He likes it

GSkyblue · 2012-09-25T21:32:51+00:00

best gif i've ever seen!

chill-out · 2012-09-25T21:38:11+00:00

Good thing gif's load slowly at work so that I managed to click 'back' before having to cringe.

chaotic_phoenix · 2012-09-25T21:38:40+00:00

There are no accidents.

lperdahl · 2012-09-25T21:42:44+00:00

At least he cleared the height!

YoureMyBoyBloo · 2012-09-25T21:45:56+00:00

It is my experience that anal is never an "accident."

Mamacatt · 2012-09-25T21:47:43+00:00

At least it was over (out) quick

colonial_cylon · 2012-09-25T22:04:18+00:00

Still clinching...

Mikokang · 2012-09-25T22:14:13+00:00

Pole: "hey bro" Jumper: "ya?" Pole: "OIL CHECK!"

critercat · 2012-09-25T22:14:14+00:00

Lost in this is the fact that the bar miraculously stays up.

Casual_Rape_Tuesday · 2012-09-25T22:19:51+00:00

This was most unexpected

BananNutCreampie · 2012-09-25T22:21:46+00:00

Doesn't matter; Cleared the bar.

ProbablyFaded · 2012-09-25T22:30:05+00:00

....is the best kind.

duckwallet · 2012-09-25T22:34:45+00:00

Clicks link accidental anal, sees man with pole vault. NOPE.

Skeetzen · 2012-09-25T22:36:17+00:00

On the up side, he had good form.

Vasco3 · 2012-09-25T22:45:21+00:00

He meant to do it... What a show off!!!

njbrave08 · 2012-09-25T22:45:22+00:00

Well on the bright side he did clear it...

sugarg0624 · 2012-09-25T22:58:11+00:00

Lol right in the asshole haha

XAMOTA · 2012-09-25T22:59:11+00:00

Surprise buttsecks' little known but equally devastating cousin.

Wildfyre101 · 2012-09-25T22:59:33+00:00

Now why did i click this link?

Qball1966 · 2012-09-25T23:01:52+00:00

Accidental self anal. Usually only guys from Nantucket can pull that off.

HighInAK · 2012-09-25T23:04:26+00:00

I serious case of accidanal if I've ever seen one.

freakzilla149 · 2012-09-25T23:04:35+00:00

At least it wasn't his dick.

Cookie · 2012-09-25T23:06:12+00:00

I used to work for a company who formed staff usernames from the first up-to-six letters of your surname followed by the first two letters of your first name.

One of the members of staff was named Alan An.

That was another case of accidental anal.

GettinMoney · 2012-09-25T23:10:00+00:00

Read the title, saw him running with the pole.

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/misc-nothing-to-do-here-l.png

the1nonlyevilelmo · 2012-09-25T23:11:59+00:00

Seems like that was the pole's vault.

36009955 · 2012-09-25T23:14:21+00:00

Achievement unlocked: Be sodomized by an inanimate object

Keydet · 2012-09-25T23:15:28+00:00

Rah virginia mil...this is...my school

dirk_anger · 2012-09-25T23:16:19+00:00

OW OW OW OW OW

imkindofimpressed · 2012-09-25T23:18:59+00:00

The one thing about Anal is that it's never accidental. NEVER.

PrescientPoster · 2012-09-25T23:19:01+00:00

Involuntary clench!

Tenacious_Badger · 2012-09-25T23:26:48+00:00

Would someone PLEASE transform this into another downvote GIF? You shall have my undying gratitude.

calrebsofgix · 2012-09-25T23:30:08+00:00

Gaddafi'd!

mbreeny · 2012-09-25T23:30:41+00:00

As a pole vaulter, all I'm wondering is how high was the bar set at... looks like about 17ft.

Shadowmaker16 · 2012-09-25T23:32:13+00:00

as a high school pole vaulter, this was my worst fear

Diploctomus · 2012-09-25T23:32:36+00:00

Accidental vasectomy.

pdmcmahon · 2012-09-25T23:36:24+00:00

All anal is "accidental", right guys (wink)

spartacusses · 2012-09-25T23:37:05+00:00

He attempted to reach for Jupiter's cock, only to have it rammed up his arse!

int3rwebz3 · 2012-09-25T23:40:43+00:00

Surprise butt sex!

AverageSteve · 2012-09-25T23:43:07+00:00

I believe you mean surprise buttsecks

ivievine · 2012-09-25T23:43:36+00:00

Classic

showme_yourmoves · 2012-09-25T23:45:08+00:00

Did anyone else notice that he hit the top bar and it didn't fall off?

mrlazysmurf · 2012-09-25T23:45:32+00:00

I saw the the dude running with the pole, remembered the title. Pushed the f**king back button before the accident.
Suppressing my fart before i go home, watching this would've blown it for me.

habor1111 · 2012-09-25T23:58:17+00:00

Sauce

vonmon2 · 2012-09-26T00:08:33+00:00

This kills the anus.

KoGJazz · 2012-09-26T00:49:28+00:00

At least the bar stayed

surferchic741 · 2012-09-26T00:53:44+00:00

AND HE STILL MAKES IT! over one pole and onto another

NightmanSC · 2012-09-26T00:55:42+00:00

ouch...

THE_BOSS93 · 2012-09-26T00:56:42+00:00

Just the tip world champ right there!

apowsawce · 2012-09-26T01:03:32+00:00

My reaction was pretty much: "No, no, no, please no, n- goddammit..."

Kashima · 2012-09-26T01:14:24+00:00

i always wondered, why something like that isn't happening much more often in this sport...

FieryFurnace · 2012-09-26T01:25:48+00:00

Rape.

anusdestroyer2 · 2012-09-26T01:27:12+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Tz5Rr.gif

xakeridi · 2012-09-26T01:27:23+00:00

We call that Accidental Jihad where I come from.

McFelterSnatch · 2012-09-26T01:38:12+00:00

doesn't matter had sex

the_aristocracy · 2012-09-26T01:38:15+00:00

Anal is never an accident.

thehayter · 2012-09-26T01:39:51+00:00

http://katawa-shoujo.com/res/char/char_emi.png. Relevant.

ksl1 · 2012-09-26T01:58:43+00:00

My biggest fear as a daydreamer.

RageJJ · 2012-09-26T02:05:45+00:00

Surprise butt sex?

N8CCRG · 2012-09-26T02:10:09+00:00

You say accidental, I say exploring new territory in carnal experiences.

Breezy01230 · 2012-09-26T02:11:27+00:00

Surprise sodomy

ShoutsObscenely · 2012-09-26T02:13:22+00:00

One does not simply.....erm I stand corrected

roboticinsides · 2012-09-26T02:29:54+00:00

acually is Polan

ohmysocks · 2012-09-26T02:33:47+00:00

Clicked link, saw pole vault, immediately clicked back.

halfmetalalchemist · 2012-09-26T02:43:53+00:00

And so the age old question of "is it possible to rape yourself" is finally answered

Celebreth · 2012-09-26T02:45:52+00:00

...How is this /r/wtf worthy? I laughed, but there's no WTF in there.

Jrook · 2012-09-26T02:48:11+00:00

shittiest wtf sub ive ever seen

desquibnt · 2012-09-26T02:51:11+00:00

My gf had a friend who did that in high school. He ended up losing a testicle.

MrGreenBeanz · 2012-09-26T02:51:13+00:00

This isn't WTF, this is funny.

robler · 2012-09-26T02:53:35+00:00

A girl from another school popped her cherry doing this at one of our track meets. She had to hobble around with ice and paper towel shoved in between her legs.

thomn8r · 2012-09-26T02:56:36+00:00

jimmykingpin · 2012-09-26T02:59:30+00:00

x-post to r/funny ?

Doomdoomkittydoom · 2012-09-26T03:04:57+00:00

I wish that gif was another sec or two longer. I can't tell if he's about to walk it off like it ain't no thang, or if he's writhing in pain.

avoiding_his_peers · 2012-09-26T03:05:32+00:00

I was expecting more...

skullbeats · 2012-09-26T03:10:06+00:00

Good thing he wasn't naked

jamaicanmefap · 2012-09-26T03:15:11+00:00

Isn't that the best kind?

mermaidrampage · 2012-09-26T03:15:15+00:00

Sometimes you vault the pole...and sometimes the pole vaults you

queuedUp · 2012-09-26T03:29:15+00:00

Can someone please explain to me where the wtf is?

It's another sad day for /r/wtf

sneezylee · 2012-09-26T03:39:56+00:00

Jimmy, that wasnt what I meant when I told you to "put some ass into it this time".

Sk8er69 · 2012-09-26T03:43:38+00:00

I find it funny how no one reacted at all.

ZealousVisionary · 2012-09-26T03:57:33+00:00

More like 'Almost Impaling'

jmacman12 · 2012-09-26T04:15:19+00:00

can somebody link me to this gif with the word "in." on it? I seem to have misplaced the link...

soccerplaya71 · 2012-09-26T04:31:22+00:00

am I the only one impressed he actually cleared that height? good thing someone filmed it... now he can say he worked his ass off to make that height

SlenderTroll · 2012-09-26T04:39:19+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59at0pJWojA&feature=youtube_gdata_player i think this is relevant

baantdeys · 2012-09-26T04:49:41+00:00

High school pole vaulter here- and that's why coach tells you to push the pole...

Gubablue · 2012-09-26T05:32:36+00:00

Dude, it fucking launched his ass.

Pedantic_Me · 2012-09-26T06:19:18+00:00

Accidental Anal is going to be my next band's name.

Dildeauxs · 2012-09-25T17:32:00+00:00

Surprise butt sex

zeug666 · 2012-09-25T20:18:37+00:00

It was a one in a million shot Doc.

Michichael · 2012-09-25T22:47:45+00:00

If this was legitimate anal the man's body would have just shut the whole thing down.

Reggaejunkiejew31 · 2012-09-25T23:50:11+00:00

That was a risky click...

hurdur1 · 2012-09-25T17:36:17+00:00

Going to need therapy for that.

pop_can_richard · 2012-09-25T19:43:56+00:00

You mean accidanal? It wasn't intentional, but it was intentanal.

holyvinyl · 2012-09-25T20:26:43+00:00

Did you know that the rubber end on a pole vaulting pole is actually called a butt plug?

Evantron · 2012-09-25T21:33:09+00:00

How did the top bar not fall? Is it connected to the other poles?

P0RN_TITLE_RATER · 2012-09-25T21:44:02+00:00

9/10

rgeguypic · 2012-09-25T22:36:17+00:00

It was one in a million, doc.

humorsenser · 2012-09-25T23:49:16+00:00

Accident my ass

sharkpunch850 · 2012-09-25T23:57:04+00:00

Accidental Anal is the name of my death metal band. YOU'VE STOLEN THIS AND I'm PISSED

Jestercakes · 2012-09-26T00:02:47+00:00

Who said it was accidental?

Gadsden · 2012-09-26T00:18:38+00:00

That's nothing. You should have seen what happened when got to the showers.

EmperorKira · 2012-09-26T00:22:08+00:00

Well...at least he cleared it..

horganic · 2012-09-26T00:28:00+00:00

NOBODY REACTS.

Critical_Miss · 2012-09-26T00:30:28+00:00

Now when he walks down the street you can hear an eerie whistling always following him.

crack-a-lacking · 2012-09-25T20:05:11+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L84YXKr1hzI

PotatoesAreUs · 2012-09-25T21:57:16+00:00

First thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w

SNikou21 · 2012-09-25T22:20:32+00:00

That's not accidental if you're atheist. Homos.

fapberto · 2012-09-26T00:04:11+00:00

This has got to be one of the most captivating titles I've ever stumbled upon. I had no idea what to expect

WTF

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