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The carved skull was cool, but I prefer the crystal geode skull. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]shawncplus 76 points77 points ago

They're minerals!

[–]MrIAnderson 58 points59 points ago

Jesus christ Marie

[–]elbruce 32 points33 points ago

I clearly said Cheetos, not Fritos.

[–]Imnolongerlurking 13 points14 points ago

Ch-ch-ch

[–]mbzdkc 2 points3 points ago

Chia....there's even a tree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY7qQFij_M

[–]JBenzy670 8 points9 points ago

I'm never disappointed when I look for a certain joke.

[–]deja-vu-comment 108 points109 points ago

fleshlights have gotten weird.

.

[–]Tobi_Addams 21 points22 points ago

This one has teeth.

[–]ohlawdno 12 points13 points ago

So does this fleshlight

Warning: NSFW

[–]Jubeii 20 points21 points ago

Not Safe For Wang

[–]skyman724 4 points5 points ago

Just what any redneck was hoping for: a beer can you can fap into.

[–]malphonso 1 point2 points ago

Hell, the hospital I'm at filters the free guest wifi.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

Where's my beer bottle vibrator? Women are perverted alcoholics too, you know.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

Ew. That's creepy. I'd go for something more conservative.. (NSFW Obviously!)

[–]LAWLstudent_ 1 point2 points ago

Great, I'm on yet another government database now.

[–]mynameistrain 1 point2 points ago

vagina dentata!

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Actually modelled from a dead porn starlet's skull.

[–]vijrox 0 points1 point ago

Skull fucking special edition

[–]lettheflowgo -2 points-1 points ago

dude

[–]gold09 16 points17 points ago

"I do believe in crystal skulls."

[–]pillowsandblankets 7 points8 points ago

How could you possibly make one of these except by some type of magic?

[–]StuffHobbes 9 points10 points ago

Nice...

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[–]Cleev 6 points7 points ago

$1500? I was planning on using my excess financial aid for frivolous things like rent and food, but now I'm in the process of rethinking that decision...

[–]pokie6 1 point2 points ago

This particular one is sold out. There are a bunch of them for ~$100 though.

[–]Cocaine-Biceps 1 point2 points ago

link?

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[–]saivode -3 points-2 points ago

I know it was a joke, but there's a LOT of people on /r/personalfinance and /r/frugal trying to get help because they owe way more than they should for student loans. Do you really need to take out loans for more than tuition? Working part time to pay for living expenses and even some tuition can make a huge difference in the amount you owe after college.

Don't take out more loans than you absolutely have to to get yourself that piece of paper and a decent job. Unless, of course, you need to in order to afford a crystal geode skull.

[–]shadowwolf7j 2 points3 points ago

Well now I want one of those

[–]Off3nsiveB1as 1 point2 points ago

ThisIsWhyImBroke has listed it before. It's available for around $1,500 US, as I remember. If more, well, whatever.

[–]mattrva 1 point2 points ago

If you're ever in NYC, my work sells a nice selection of them: http://theevolutionstore.com/store/one-of-a-kind---mineral/page/1

[–]SkyHawkMkIV 1 point2 points ago

Wow, some of those are a decent price given the size/material.

[–]mattrva 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, man. We have various sizes carved from various materials like moose antler, jet, Amazonite, Pyrite, Jade, etc. The online store doesn't do it justice. Also, 3D printed ones!

Here is a small one carved from antler (left) and one carved from (jet) - hand carved in Bali. PM your address and I'll send 'em your way!

[–]Anus_Farter 2 points3 points ago

HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA SEE THIS STUPID THING ON THE FRONT PAGE

[–]PEILAM 6 points7 points ago

wtf is this i want, i lose.com shit?

[–]RhombusArkadia 7 points8 points ago

Its some shitty site spamming reddit. I've seen a ton of this today where they up the watermarked image to imgur, and then some new accountt has a "found it!" post with a link to the listing.

[–]damontoo 1 point2 points ago

They really need to do something about this. I feel like I can't even report it to RTS.. but some of the accounts have submitted like 50 imgur links and all are watermarked. The content is all stolen as well.

[–]RhombusArkadia 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Its a lot harder since they're subbing to imgur and not just directly to the site though.

[–]h_word 2 points3 points ago

Looks like it'd be hard to clean when you're done. I'll pass

[–]AtomicKaiser 1 point2 points ago

OH MAH GAWD, NOT EVEN MODERN MACHINERY COULD DO THAT IT MUST BE ANCIENT AZTEC ALIENS.

[–]misanthr0p1c 1 point2 points ago

Those are some really odd teeth.

[–]yotz 2 points3 points ago

Greetings, fellow geodologist!

[–]Topazornottopaz 1 point2 points ago

Behold the magnificent geode!

[–]_CitizenSnips_ 0 points1 point ago

Greetings fellow geodologist!

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[–]porwit 1 point2 points ago

this is honestly one of the coolest looking things ive ever seen

[–]j9d2 -1 points0 points ago

Aw, shit. It's deleted. porwit, you have been commissioned to describe in glorious detail the deleted post. Ready... go!

[–]porwit 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/kaTNx.jpg challenge completed

[–]porwit 4 points5 points ago

ah i thought you meant the parent. no it was just a coment sayint woa dis shit tight or something to that effect

[–]j9d2 -1 points0 points ago

Good man.

[–]quoth_missraven 0 points1 point ago

so incredible!

[–]Omofo 0 points1 point ago

So awesome!

[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 0 points1 point ago

Disappointed in the lack of crystal geodudes, and my lack of ability to read.

[–]Dalek-SEC 1 point2 points ago

The one skull you don't want to fuck.

[–]Melnorme 0 points1 point ago

I would acknowledge that geode.

[–]biesterd1 1 point2 points ago

Wait no one made an Indiana Jones joke yet? Oh gosh ok. My time to shine. Uhm. Uhm. Uhm.. Refrigerator!

[–]tyguy105 0 points1 point ago

Those aren't "geodes" Dave Hester. Thats a mineral called "Amethyst" which is most prevalent in Northwestern Ontario, around the city of Thunder Bay.

[–]ezfrag 2 points3 points ago

Amethyst Geodes are not uncommon. Also Dave Hester is an ass, amirite? YUUUUUUUP!

[–]kyleska 1 point2 points ago

You can actually buy skulls like this at skullis.com.

[–]suspiciously_calm 1 point2 points ago

If you touch it, you can walk through walls.

[–]ironhorsemtb 0 points1 point ago

I'm fairly positive that's amethyst.

[–]elbruce 2 points3 points ago

No, it'sa not ayouthyst. Mebbe it's ahimthyst. .

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

Okay, Chico, go sell your peanuts now.

[–]CthulhuCompanionCube 0 points1 point ago

That's a ridiculous overbite. They should probably get to a dentist.

[–]randyrectem 0 points1 point ago

inb4 indiana jones

[–]SmushyFace 0 points1 point ago

WANT

[–]duckmurderer 0 points1 point ago

So, I guess this is what happens after the brainbug gets you.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

Dude has one hell of an overbite.

[–]KazMcDemon 0 points1 point ago

You know you can easily buy one, right?

[–]niggadatass 2 points3 points ago

easily

silly poor people

[–]KazMcDemon 0 points1 point ago

Yeah :\

[–]SeedyOne 0 points1 point ago

I do now. Thanks.

[–]countzerozero 0 points1 point ago

This is your brain on CRYSTAL meth.

[–]boomandvibe 0 points1 point ago

What kind of ethnicity has skull like that? Maybe Africans?

[–]RaveRaptor 1 point2 points ago

Now I know what they mean by sticking your dick in crazy.

[–]AgaLee 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god what a crack head.

[–]MrE134 0 points1 point ago

I assume if you look it right in the eyes you will teleport to giant aliens...?

[–]rezlax 0 points1 point ago

complete with the most painful fleshlight!

[–]AdrianBrony 0 points1 point ago

The worlds worst fleshlight

[–]skydivingninja 1 point2 points ago

INTO THE BLACK HOLE SEARCHING FOR CRYYYYSTAAAAL

[–]ForeverJimRome 1 point2 points ago

MAKING THE VEEEEINS BLEEED

[–]patt1s 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought it said: "crystal geodude skull"

[–]johndeer89 0 points1 point ago

I'd be more impressed if it was carved against the grain. I would also be Indiana Jones.

[–]heath185 0 points1 point ago

yep, definitely want to stick my wang in that.

[–]chabanais 0 points1 point ago

It's like the skull's vagina.

[–]liverpoop 0 points1 point ago

"Damn it Marie."

[–]liverpoop 0 points1 point ago

Seems like such a breaking bad promo item.

[–]fauxman 0 points1 point ago

I'm dumb... I read this as The carved skull was cool, but I prefer the crystal geodude skull. And then I clicked on the link and went "That ain't no geodude."

[–]telestrial 0 points1 point ago

The newest fleshlight.

[–]niggadatass 1 point2 points ago

I prefer a platinum cast of an human skull encrusted with 8,601 flawless diamonds.

[–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

this is so cool and amazing.

[–]Doznutz 0 points1 point ago

thought the title said crystal geodude skull........

[–]Applebuddha 0 points1 point ago

Flesh light hardmode

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

Where's AndrewSmith1986? The one thread he's relevant as a geologist in!

[–]geologist_here 0 points1 point ago

Geologist here. I like to see a good geode skull.

[–]shrimants 0 points1 point ago

reminded me of The Phantom

[–]PurpleWaffle 1 point2 points ago

Warning, NOT A SEX TOY

[–]kingdingus53 0 points1 point ago

What? You haven't been to Mt. Shasta, home of the 13th crystal skull?

[–]Bearmaster9013 0 points1 point ago

Oh god what did they do to Geodude!?

[–]awild321 0 points1 point ago

You realize they are te same one from different angles

[–]fireuzer 0 points1 point ago

Gotye?

[–]topazsparrow -1 points0 points ago

isn't there some sort of legend revolving around these crystal skulls?

Edit: Ah yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_skull

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona -1 points0 points ago

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for not making your title "I see your carved skull and raise you a crystal geode skull"

[–]Iamadinocopter 1 point2 points ago

unfortunately it is a repost

[–]Iamadinocopter -3 points-2 points ago

nice repost shit head.

[–]fulvous -1 points0 points ago

The first time I saw this here, it didn't have the watermark.

[–]Iamadinocopter 0 points1 point ago

you don't bother searching before posting?

you are a karma whore.

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Congratulations, you've perfected commenting! Now you can just ctrl+v that phrase into every reddit thread ever, and save yourself hours and hours of quality leisure time that you can spend with your family and many friends!

[–]Iamadinocopter 0 points1 point ago

oh look you've mastered sarcastic stupidity. you will fit in quite well here on reddit.

[–]Rotidder81 -2 points-1 points ago

How are you supposed to fuck it?

[–]secretsafe -2 points-1 points ago

how original.

[–]HamproOne 4 points5 points ago

WHAT'S IN THE SAAFE?!?!

[–]secretsafe 0 points1 point ago

i dont know

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[–]secretsafe 0 points1 point ago

I DONT KNOW

[–]SerialKillerCat 2 points3 points ago

TELL US WHAT'S IN THE SAFE!!!!

[–]secretsafe 0 points1 point ago

I DONT KNOW

[–]jmdxsvhs15 0 points1 point ago

dick loofah?

[–]soparamens -1 points0 points ago

that's obviously made in china

[–]xChaosPWNSx -2 points-1 points ago

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

[–]fwylo -4 points-3 points ago

Crystal vagina.

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