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[–]Mikokang 560 points561 points ago

Ouch, better put some ice on that

[–]Twitchh 338 points339 points ago

Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]nustyruts 168 points169 points ago

Head on

[–]mhzx6 138 points139 points ago

Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]SChavles 119 points120 points ago

Head on

[–]thegingest 105 points106 points ago

Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]ilmalocchio 50 points51 points ago

Oh no! Where's this guy? This was his moment! And you all took it from him!

[–]laela_says 14 points15 points ago

Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]lasrith 6 points7 points ago

Head on

[–]JesseReddit100 1 point2 points ago

Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]Ironcymru 23 points24 points ago

Argh! The circlejerk has gone into an infinte loop. Someone throw in a kitten!

[–]CosmicEngender 12 points13 points ago

Mouth On. Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]zeomox 8 points9 points ago

Head on

[–]Turkey459 2 points3 points ago

Her career is heading in the right direction.

[–]A_Hippie 0 points1 point ago

Lisa needs braces!

[–]porkchameleon 8 points9 points ago

Aw... that's cold, man! :-/

[–]baik69 45 points46 points ago

It's icy to dull the pain.

[–]alm16h7y1 35 points36 points ago

and hot to relax it away.

[–]idknox 3 points4 points ago

Hot Ice: I heat up the ice cubes. It's the best of both worlds.

[–]sayrith 2 points3 points ago

is she 0k?

[–]oldibreakinbad 0 points1 point ago

blood on the dance floor.

[–]Nebride 232 points233 points ago

This is Dorthe Skappel, a famous Norwegian television-host and previously a model. This fall happened in 2007 during rehersal for a television-show and she was badly injured, but recovered quickly.

[–]kinglewy00 177 points178 points ago

When I read badly injured, I expected worse. Relieved though. I guess.

[–]CarlFromAccounting 107 points108 points ago

It was a horrible, horrible black eye. Crippling black eye.

[–]jakemyers7 45 points46 points ago

Psht my ex wife had a worst one

[–]anthonyri 1 point2 points ago

worse*

[–]cats_are_people_too 11 points12 points ago

*wurst. He hit her with a sausage.

[–]jakemyers7 4 points5 points ago

its nice having a grammar bitch, go get my coffee.

[–]anthonyri 3 points4 points ago

Don't hate. Your coffee's on the table sir :)

[–]ape_cage 104 points105 points ago

I think we all expected her in a wheelchair.

[–]mildirritation 94 points95 points ago

A wheelchair at the morgue.

[–]TheAristrocrats 10 points11 points ago

Identifying a body.

[–]pliskie 10 points11 points ago

That was herself.

[–]kinglewy00 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what I expected. And on a drip or something.

[–]nskuse79 18 points19 points ago

Probably would have been worse if she wasn't able to ice the injury so quickly.

[–]kinglewy00 5 points6 points ago

That was a bit cold.

[–]YaksOnFire 2 points3 points ago

Chill out on the puns, guys.

[–]leveraction1970 5 points6 points ago

I was thinking wheelchair or maybe coffin.

[–]123comeonBaby 3 points4 points ago

I expected they rebuilt her robocop-like.

[–]Pufflehuffy 30 points31 points ago

Yeah, I thought her neck snapped.

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 3 points4 points ago

I'm honestly pleasantly amazed that in all the "fell on their head" videos I've seen on the internet over the years, only one ended with a wheelchair.

[–]XaroXhoanDucksauce 2 points3 points ago

Which one?

[–]Nebride 7 points8 points ago

This was after she had healed up a bit, though, sorry if it's misleading :)

[–]LuckJury 15 points16 points ago

I read "badly injured" as "broken neck and nose/fractured jaw/crushed orbit/3 teeth remaining in skull" and expected the picture to be Jared-Leto-from-fight-club-esque. Needless to say I was relieved.

[–]gerken 11 points12 points ago

relieved and let down.

[–]yesukai 18 points19 points ago

Badly injured is a snapped neck, a fractured eye socket, something like that.

[–]jzzanthapuss 9 points10 points ago

man! i thought i had just witnessed a woman become a quadraplegic

[–]ckelly323 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Suzanne Sommers. Sp?

[–]Ezili 4 points5 points ago

Previously a model.

Until this moment.

[–]ArPak 1 point2 points ago

That 2nd link was a risky click, my friend...

[–]Tramagust 1 point2 points ago

People sure are resilient.

[–]Shannonigans -1 points0 points ago

That second picture looks like Rita from Dexter.

[–]DLG_Pilot 86 points87 points ago

Zangief vs. Cammy

[–]Goo_Back 18 points19 points ago

I always snicker when Zangief gives Cammy the spinning piledriver.

[–]albequirky 6 points7 points ago

360° + Strong Kick

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 1 point2 points ago

This move shall be known as the Ice Breaker

[–]InternetCeleb 22 points23 points ago

[–]fangsby 6 points7 points ago

Wake her up before you go-go.

[–]Craptain 0 points1 point ago

That video has the most annoying annotations I've ever seen.

[–]LessLikeYou 67 points68 points ago

Sub-Zero Wins.

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[–]thelastpuf 5 points6 points ago

The original design for sub zero's costume is not very good.

[–]SwirlingUnicorn 43 points44 points ago

This is actually my coach who lost her. Poor chap was devistated for a long time after. He's an x pair skater from Poland, and was my coach for several years. These things happen in figurskating, and specially when you are dealing with amateurs. My coaches strategy in the show was to try and lift her as much as possible to let him do most of the work. In the end it became to much, and this happend. I remember his face even to this day after that accident.

tl;dr: my coach introduced celeb to the ice.

edit: i can provide proof if needed.

[–]TataTutu 6 points7 points ago

Whatcha got?

[–]kiriyama_27 8 points9 points ago

You make it sound like a tale of star-crossed lovers

[–]SwirlingUnicorn 15 points16 points ago

Actually it is. Dorthe, the celeb is married and has kids, but my coach always had a secret crush on her. Since they got to be pretty intimate because of all the lifting, tossing, and falling they bonded pretty well together. My coach really wanted her for himself, but this never happed. A sad story of a man who loved a woman, but never was loved back.

[–]ShitON 1 point2 points ago

did you write for Skyrim?

[–]TataTutu 3 points4 points ago

Amazing. So you rock the ice? And, thanks, because you were not obligated To anything. I was simply curious.

[–]SwirlingUnicorn 4 points5 points ago

I did rock the ice, until i broke my leg. Had a metal plate in there since, and can't put my foot back in the boot.

[–]freejumps 7 points8 points ago

BAH GAWD WHAT A BRUTAL VERTABREAKER

[–]ben120 564 points565 points ago

This is actually really terrible. :(

EDIT: How could I have gotten down voted for this? It's a GIF of a person landing face first, in what looks like a position that could easily end her ability to walk, or move her arms.

[–]Thomas_Granger 241 points242 points ago

She only got a concussion and was back on the ice days later. But rest assured you will see somebody die on Reddit yet today.

[–]sunkid 47 points48 points ago

But rest assured you will see somebody die on Reddit yet today.

in /r/funny?

According to RES this is the 6th submission of OP I have downvoted for being terrible or a mean spirited prank that I don't find funny.

[–]jarlton_banks 84 points85 points ago

According to my calculations I take the internet 21.3% too seriously.

[–]ThatAwkwardPerson 48 points49 points ago

21.33..repeating of course

[–]DeaderPool 31 points32 points ago

LLLLEEEEEERRROOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENKINS!

[–]fractalife 20 points21 points ago

I think you should have waited for a couple more references before jumping right to the end.

[–]DeaderPool 24 points25 points ago

My bad guys...Atleast I have chicken.

[–]iceschade 12 points13 points ago

This comment thread was executed exactly as Leroy would have done it. Upvotes for everyone!

[–]DeaderPool 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, jumping the gun is kind of his "thing".

[–]themadfool 4 points5 points ago

you salvaged the upvote i didnt give your first post with this.

[–]spacecadet06 2 points3 points ago

These eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past.

[–]thedarklordkyp 3 points4 points ago

He has -3 from me, and I only downvote reposts.

So he's clearly not a gentleman of high standards.

[–]sunkid 0 points1 point ago

I am not into the generalization there... I liked his/her other submission with the guy sitting in the rear window of the car.

[–]yaqueeah 20 points21 points ago

agreed, i don't find human injury funny at all, and I am creeped out by people who do.

[–]Sparklelord_ 26 points27 points ago

yeah well that's just, like, your opinion man

[–]willies_hat 1 point2 points ago

Then you'll want to avoid this at all costs.

[–]SpruceCaboose 1 point2 points ago

Depends on the injury/severity for me. Kick to the groin? Probably funny. Person landing on their neck and possibly not walking again? Probably not funny.

[–]theBMXbandit 13 points14 points ago

According to RES this is the 6th submission of OP I have downvoted for being terrible or a mean spirited prank that I don't find funny.

I share your appreciation of RES. I just tagged you as having no sense of humor.

[–]Lokikong -5 points-4 points ago

Who cares?

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[–]Mixed-Signals 2 points3 points ago

Standards, people.

Gotta have standards.

[–]Tovora 7 points8 points ago

She only got a concussion

Only? Have you ever had a concussion? They're not fun.

[–]Throwawaychica 0 points1 point ago

/r/MorbidReality

Lots of people die there!

[–]Ass_Dragon 10 points11 points ago

It's beyond me why people actually want to see that stuff.

[–]MANPANDA1 5 points6 points ago

i need something to masterbate to, jeeeez!

[–]devastatingwoundchan 2 points3 points ago

I've dealt with some horrifying personal tragedies in my life, and realizing that suffering is part of the human condition - that I am not alone in that - helps me remain compassionate rather than bitter.

[–]I_SNORT_CUM 0 points1 point ago

theres a difference between want to see and are interested by

[–]Mekkakat 28 points29 points ago

there's literally no difference at all.

[–]Dupshflayh 5 points6 points ago

literally, there is a difference.

[–]joemangle 7 points8 points ago

I think I_SNORT_CUM probably meant there's a difference between desiring to see something or taking pleasure from it, and being interested by it.

[–]I_SNORT_CUM 2 points3 points ago

then why did people watch 2 girls one cup?

[–]lydocia 13 points14 points ago

My neck hurts from just thinking about how doing that could break my neck.

Does anyone have any follow-up about what happened to that woman?

[–]zlap 3 points4 points ago

Yes, I cannot imagine in what universe this is "funny".

[–]Capn_Puddinhed 6 points7 points ago

I agree with your original sentiment...but why the fuck are you worried about downvotes? When I saw your post it was at +269.

[–]riggsinator 3 points4 points ago

It's actually safer to land this way than if she were to land on the top of her head with her spine in a straight line. Spine/neck is flexible, but when it gets compacted that's when things get really dangerous.

This a reason why it seems like there is more stories of players being paralyzed in football. Technique for tackling has gone down as more and more players try to tackle with the crown of their helmet and with their helmet down instead of the proper technique of having your head up when you tackle.

[–]MrWoohoo 2 points3 points ago

I remember "tackle with your head up" being drilled into us in HS football. Not the same these days?

[–]Sheen-o 18 points19 points ago

It's ok, her face broke the fall.

[–]funfungiguy 4 points5 points ago

Schadenfreude? Why do people watch America's Home Videos? It's not for the cutesy marriage proposals. It's to watch someone else get hit in the balls with sports equipment...

[–]sordidlyspeaking -1 points0 points ago

Have an upvote for being honest.

[–]madumimike -5 points-4 points ago

it was probably the dumb bastards who actually thought this was funny.

[–]I_Glow 2 points3 points ago

Calling me a dumb bastard? Unacceptable. I challenge you to a duel.

[–]infeKteDx 1 point2 points ago

End her ability to Arms?

[–]TBurgularEIGHT 18 points19 points ago

Walk it off.

[–]BetaRayRyan 12 points13 points ago

ECW! ECW! ECW!

[–]brimley 10 points11 points ago

E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

[–]VLR 5 points6 points ago

Oh my God!

[–]Frankelmedico 3 points4 points ago

original vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKsMnH92ibQ

damn, she's kind of hot....

[–]DarkHavenX75 0 points1 point ago

Dat a... holy shit!

[–]thefreedude 0 points1 point ago

NSFW funny dude.

[–]yellodello1221 2 points3 points ago

She's bending all sort of wrongs ways...

[–]atlaslugged 0 points1 point ago

r/funny? Yeah. Hilarious. :rolleyes:

[–]Grezzz 2 points3 points ago

This is not funny, that was horrible :(

[–]TheScoop06 2 points3 points ago

VERTEBREAKER!

[–]Probasaur 5 points6 points ago

I laughed really hard at first. For the first 10+ loops. Then I started to realize what a sick fuck I am and tried to repent by feeling enough empathy to stop my incessant chuckling.

Now I just feel like I ruined a perfectly good high.

[–]cbear013 3 points4 points ago

Same, except for the second part, and the high is doin fine.

[–]SpiderDan1990 3 points4 points ago

REVERSE PILEDRIVER!

[–]kyle_the_jew 3 points4 points ago

This kills the ice skater.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 3 points4 points ago

Is the ice okay?

[–]Pacificfighter 3 points4 points ago

fatality!

[–]owlranch 3 points4 points ago

Ok.. Now that I know she didn't die, it's a little funny.

[–]bannana 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, why is this in /r/funny???!!

[–]CiD7707 2 points3 points ago

BAH GAWD!!! SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!

[–]StickFlick 2 points3 points ago

BAH GAWD KING, SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

[–]chriszimort 1 point2 points ago

I bet that dude felt pretty bad.

After he falls he just puts his head down looking at her... probably a lot going through his mind at that point.

[–]Grbuechler14 -1 points0 points ago

and... skorpion.

[–]smartasshipstername -1 points0 points ago

now get it!

[–]TAC0001 0 points1 point ago

What about that one time the dude dropped the chick flat on the front of her body? It was like a reverse power bomb or something.

[–]NOT_A_COCONUT 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't she use her hands to break her fall?

[–]janosaudron -1 points0 points ago

Reverse pile driver!

[–]Bishopkilljoy -1 points0 points ago

That means two things

[–]foofighterfan 0 points1 point ago

Broken neck!

[–]idunnothis -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to hell for laughing :/. I hope she is okay.

[–]Mongolor -1 points0 points ago

That isn't funny.

Add some effects, maybe the Mortal Kombat logo, then we might talk.

[–]Xxtastyxx 1 point2 points ago

Ouch that's gotta hurt :-/

[–]R2Lowber -1 points0 points ago

Ah, the classic pile driver.

[–]SunsetSilhouette -1 points0 points ago

Quick way to kill someone.. Hmm CSI has nothing on that maneuver

[–]richiewww 1 point2 points ago

Christ, the noise I made as she hit the ice is something I've never heard before..

[–]Meatwad555 0 points1 point ago

That would make an awesome wrestling finisher.

[–]sto0pid 0 points1 point ago

i love his reaction

[–]Quality_Inspector 0 points1 point ago

I don't find this funny. = /

[–]blackdiary 0 points1 point ago

Oowa oowa oowa... YOU WIN!

[–]Simerio 0 points1 point ago

Daaaaamn.

[–]Apotheosis420 0 points1 point ago

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[–]PhishGreenLantern 1 point2 points ago

This kills the skater...

[–]BananaF4p 0 points1 point ago

most awesome pro wrestling move ever.

[–]brandinb -1 points0 points ago

This is entirely her fault for falling like that. Why did she grab onto him forcing him to pile drive her? She could have fallen on her side brusing her hip if she did it right.

[–]FaDexCrimson 0 points1 point ago

Gawd i remember when this happened. way to much media coverage about it.

[–]Motoxrcer 1 point2 points ago

He's playing that card where he pretends he is hurt too, but is actually not so he doesn't look like a dick.... we've all done it. haha

[–]hoopdeloop 0 points1 point ago

Watched this in class during a video about poor conditions in Africa, couldn't stop laughing, feel like a dick.

[–]TheSuperKN 0 points1 point ago

Lmao!!

[–]NFL_Replacement_Ref 0 points1 point ago

"Personal Foul! Roughing the Zamboni man. 15 yard penalty. Still first Down."

[–]davesfakeaccount 0 points1 point ago

You made me laugh out loud at work and now I have some very difficult explaining to do.

[–]rushingfox 0 points1 point ago

The awkward part about stuff like that is that he has to fake an injury so it doesn't seem so awkward.

[–]stevencage 0 points1 point ago

So did she die or...

[–]realfinkployd 0 points1 point ago

It HAS been a while since a reddit gif made me ask "did I just watch someone die?"

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like screaming "Holy Shit" in a quite office. I just told them I saw a huge spider. He's a bro, so it's cool.

[–]snoooof 0 points1 point ago

I laughed because of the caption then realised how much I hate watching footage of people seriously injuring themselves

[–]Paravail 1 point2 points ago

She even looks like Sonya Blade

[–]ElVacaDiablo 0 points1 point ago

He should have pinned her, he definitely would've gotten the 3 count after that spectacular suplex.

[–]Ghilly-guy777 0 points1 point ago

Did she die?? O_o

[–]alewar 1 point2 points ago

What would Brian Boitano do?

[–]dillanh -1 points0 points ago

Fuck.

[–]RockFerrit 0 points1 point ago

I saved this cuz of its title.

[–]Ramtor 0 points1 point ago

Did she die?

[–]redditormadness1233 0 points1 point ago

What show was this?

[–]supercali45 0 points1 point ago

nice tits tho

[–]Vivovix 1 point2 points ago

A moving .jpg? What is this sorcery?!

[–]plasticmouse 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck. How is that funny?

[–]Legio_X 0 points1 point ago

Sub-Zero wins!

Fatality!

Flawless victory!

[–]systemcode2 -1 points0 points ago

The title made me laugh so hard when I watched this. FINISH HER!

[–]Coolbreezy 0 points1 point ago

Did she died?

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 0 points1 point ago

I hate seeing things like these. This is how you become paralyzed. When you fall head first towards the ground, your instinct is to look up. DO NOT do that, the impact will bend your head backwards and snap your neck. The proper thing to do is the tuck your chin and take the impact on your upper back.

Cringing so hard just seeing this.

[–]Hotsuma 1 point2 points ago

Johnny Cage - 1 | Sonya - 0

[–]Billy_Blaze 0 points1 point ago

It's almost too coincidental that she looks so similar to Sonia

[–]Civicz -1 points0 points ago

dat ass

[–]boobsmcgraw 0 points1 point ago

Oh jesus. I'm clearly not as bad a person as I thought, because I just cringed. That looked fatal (I know it wasn't).

[–]RevvyDesu 0 points1 point ago

I cringe every fucking time.

[–]maddiehammy 0 points1 point ago

I did this in gymnastics... But I wasn't dropped I just landed like that. I'm fine. Brain is 8mm bigger tho so....

[–]fluxaxion -1 points0 points ago

It was the title that made this.

[–]MonstrousVoices 0 points1 point ago

And he connects with a devastating over the shoulder piledriver!

[–]RaynebowAcid 0 points1 point ago

Oh goodness. She looks like she broke her neck....literally.

[–]mhdozier -1 points0 points ago

NSFL

[–]paradox8 0 points1 point ago

Awesome title choice. I can hear it over and over in my head as the video loops.

[–]Mighell 1 point2 points ago

Fatality! Flawless Victory!

[–]lolo9421 0 points1 point ago

trying not to laugh to hard... in class

[–]kushiro07 0 points1 point ago

Icetality !!!

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else read the title in the Mortal Kombat voice in their head while watching?