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[–]ClankyInk 246 points247 points ago

We can see the 9GAG watermark...

[–]Jorgemeister 177 points178 points ago

Call the lawyers

[–]JohnAbruzzi 57 points58 points ago

Even worse, get reddit's 9gag police.

[–]MeowNeko 70 points71 points ago

[–]GoodMotherfucker 17 points18 points ago

gestapo

[–]sneakygingertroll 10 points11 points ago

*gagstapo

[–]highasdick 0 points1 point ago

gestapo baby bitches

Ftfy

[–]mouschi 15 points16 points ago

I don't think the one on the right actually has long enough arms to clear his head on the downward swing. This picture is a lie.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 5 points6 points ago

Sorry, I've been on vacation.

[–]Flantastic185 1 point2 points ago

are you going to refresh him to death?

[–]Jorgemeister 3 points4 points ago

The 9gag busters

[–]redeyeNL -2 points-1 points ago

Better, DOWNVOTE IT TO OBLIVION

[–]SkylineGTR112 0 points1 point ago

Well, according to Doc Brown.... we only have 3 more years.

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[–]DesertEvil 23 points24 points ago

You should fill them with cats, then it is the real Reddit version.

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[–]cainine9 10 points11 points ago

More like FTFM

[–]Ethanolica 10 points11 points ago

Fixed That For Meow?

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[–]tombot18 18 points19 points ago

[–]NegroNinja 9 points10 points ago

[–]MufasaJesus 5 points6 points ago

Needs more boobs.

[–]PeFoHe -4 points-3 points ago

Huh?

[–]droodyrooster 2 points3 points ago

Oh buddy Christ you're the best!

[–]LoopyLine 0 points1 point ago

Someone get some AA up in this bitch

[–]3rdAccoCuzIforgotPW 12 points13 points ago

Content from random sites get reposted to reddit and then reposted to 9gag and then modified slightly and reposted to sites and then to reddit.

[–]awkwardsheepskins 4 points5 points ago

then again to reddit, and again and again and again and again...

[–]Ethanolica -1 points0 points ago

Solved it! And your work here is done.

[–]Pykoh -1 points0 points ago

And funnyjunk

[–]yusernametaken 2 points3 points ago

There is a 9gag and a memebase watermark!!!

[–]lunachick72 1 point2 points ago

And the memebase banner at the bottom. smh

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

It's Memebase, but it still ruined it for me.

[–]tuore 1 point2 points ago

But hey, at least we're not claiming this as our OC.

[–]the-nub 1 point2 points ago

reddit: the front page of the internet

Other content comes to Reddit. That's how Reddit works. There's no claim of this being original content by the poster.

[–]SeriousShirt 342 points343 points ago

9gag and memebase. What a pro

Edit: Most successful comment I've made in months YEARS. :/

[–]LlongSchllong 43 points44 points ago

HE REGRETS NOTHING.

[–]nuxeon 9 points10 points ago

Just post and don't look back.

[–]deletecode 4 points5 points ago

Also make sure there's an explosion behind you.

[–]pretzelninja2 4 points5 points ago

Keyboard solo.... JJ Abrams!

[–]ARedFez 10 points11 points ago

If you don't look back, you're a cool guy.

[–]gulljack -3 points-2 points ago

Not with all the karma he's receiving.

[–]dahockeymasta12 11 points12 points ago

Bravery level: SO

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

Significant other

[–]HatesAllRedditors 2 points3 points ago

Yes, those plebs at 9gag and memebase cannot compare to out brilliant minds at reddit. Now excuse me, I need to shit out some more adviceanimals and rage comics.

[–]Apollo64 1 point2 points ago

The thing about reddit is that it concists of more than /r/AdviceAnimals and /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fiction8 -1 points0 points ago

Excuse me. You have a mistake in your grammar, good redditor. It's "LE rage comics."

[–]Tabdelineated 1 point2 points ago

Good guy redditor:
Steals content from 9gag and memebase
Doesn't photoshop off water marks.
 
Either that, or lazy.

[–]Graphic-J -2 points-1 points ago

golf clap

[–]abenton -1 points0 points ago

needs moar pinterest

[–]MELSU -5 points-4 points ago

I thought this looked rather stupid. Who the fuck upvotes this shit? It doesnt even make sense.

[–]Akhalyndra 90 points91 points ago

What kind of botched mess is this? 9gag... memebase...? You combined the two and posted it to Reddit? What in the fuck is going on here?

[–]digitalpencil 7 points8 points ago

eternal summer

[–]shays 10 points11 points ago

[–]angrylawyer 7 points8 points ago

[–]VJamz -5 points-4 points ago

If you don't like what you see in /r/funny, you can just hide the posts or you know... unsub from it and find subreddits to your liking. Making a post complaining about the posts you see on this subreddit is not going to change anything.

[–]teekayfourtwoone 5 points6 points ago

If you don't like the comments you see in /r/funny, you can just hide the posts or you know... unsub from it and find subreddits to your liking. Making a post complaining about the posts complaining about the comments you see on this subreddit is not going to change anything.

[–]VJamz -3 points-2 points ago

If you don't like my comments that you see on Reddit, you can just hide the posts or you know... don't read them. Making a comment complaining about someone complaining about posts about comments is not going to change anything.

[–]SpelingTroll 2 points3 points ago

I like turtles

[–]tian_arg -3 points-2 points ago

chill out guys, it's still funny. I don't remember the last time I visited 9gag, and I never was on memebase, So I don't see any fucking problem, let's just have a laugh...

[–]MrFalconGarcia -1 points0 points ago

Is it funny? Are you sure? Cuz i don't see it.

[–]tian_arg 2 points3 points ago

Well, as funny as expected here.

[–]DutchmanDavid 1 point2 points ago

Make a video of it, post it on ebaumsworld (that still exists, right?) then make a .gif of it and post it on funnyjunk, with extra watermarks and all.

[–]Parthide 61 points62 points ago

It doesnt slide to unlock, it slides to open

[–]scratchfury 8 points9 points ago

I thought that only applies to mobile devices. A van isn't... oh, wait...

[–]JohnAbruzzi 7 points8 points ago

The locking mechanism slides to unlock.

[–]rmorrison78 50 points51 points ago

You know what's not funny? These jokes.

[–]MySexAndDrugsAccount 8 points9 points ago

You mean they don't get funny after the first hundred times?

[–]MemeBot420 -2 points-1 points ago

Its all cheap easy laughs. let us go to r/4chan where those jokes actually make us laugh.

[–]435645687645 2 points3 points ago

or just 4chan if you are man enough

[–]MemeBot420 3 points4 points ago

going to 4chan is easy, going to 9gag takes finesse. so much cancer on that website i need chemo therapy if i browse it for over 5 minutes.

[–]RagAndBoneMan3 -1 points0 points ago

Not being a jerk but I think you were going for finesse. I've never been to 9gag though so I don't know what you mean.

[–]MemeBot420 0 points1 point ago

ye, miss spelt that. i thought i spelt it wrong but i didn't see a red underline

[–]CthulhuCompanionCube 1 point2 points ago

I am not.

[–]Fyreswing 0 points1 point ago

What? But my favorite part of jokes is hearing them until my ears bleed!

[–]Fallingdamage 16 points17 points ago

They forgot the gas pedal feature "Tap to zoom"

[–]BostonGraver 6 points7 points ago

That only works if it's a Mazda.

[–]SgtQuack 0 points1 point ago

I hear Toyota has the macro option. You know, like the ones from Wal-Mart used on 3rd party game controllers that never turn off.

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

This is 100x funnier than the post itself.

[–]themauwinator 3 points4 points ago

You shitheads complain about other websites and a post with memebase AND 9gag watermarks fucking get upvoted to the front page. Fuck this.

[–]electrolemon 13 points14 points ago

I'm having a hearty laugh over all of the people freaking out about the 9gag and Memebase watermarks here. As if this suddenly becomes funny when those are both gone, and as if /r/funny isn't 90% shit from those sites anyways.

[–]Sproutykins 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was funny, anyway. It's not like people are posting toilet jokes or something.

[–]gigitrix 1 point2 points ago

Hehe, poop

[–]gary88 12 points13 points ago

[–]laddergoat89 5 points6 points ago

This is the least funny thing posted on Reddit today.

[–]jusaskinaquestion 0 points1 point ago

You've just described the gap artificial intelligence has been trying to bridge since the beginning.

[–]bobbycalamari 0 points1 point ago

So how many people commenting on the apple/samsung saga have any actual knowledge of intellectual property rights in the US? That's what I fucking thought. Take a class.

[–]nallvf 2 points3 points ago

Man where do you think you are? This is Reddit, you don't need to "learn" or "know" anything to be an expert around here.

[–]vSaUCE 2 points3 points ago

Reddit: "Where members hate Apple so much, they're willing to re-post 9Gag content..."

Bravo.

[–]Yoda_RULZ 0 points1 point ago

And Memebase.

[–]RzK 6 points7 points ago

Memebase.... you thought you could get away with this OP? We have 5 heavily armed cats surrounding your house, come out slowly or they'll open fire

[–]CthulhuCompanionCube 5 points6 points ago

Yes. This is still funny.

/sarcasm

[–]romans122 5 points6 points ago

Is that supposed to be an advice animal on the bottom?

Is this what we're doing now? Putting uncropped pictures onto a background so it can be a le meme?

Kids these days.

[–]VictoryTongue 1 point2 points ago

You don't slide to unlock a door. You pull the handle. I tried. I felt like I was molesting the door

[–]haywards5000 -1 points0 points ago

now I have no option but to buy Samsung Galaxy 3

[–]BrosephDudeson 0 points1 point ago

I actually saw this on Facebook before Reddit, and it has 9gag and memebase watermarks. I'd expect this to be downvoted into the depths of hell.

[–]Wiener_Nuggets -1 points0 points ago

You don't slide to unlock. You slide to open.

[–]victordavion 1 point2 points ago

The analogy actually works, because the truth of it is that you're sliding to access functionality.

[–]djlewt 0 points1 point ago

You sure that door doesn't use a slide lock?

[–]another_masshole -1 points0 points ago

still not clever

[–]not_aNinja -1 points0 points ago

Probably has a better GPS in there though

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

The first perv to see that van must've been like:

... allriiiight.

[–]gtr053 0 points1 point ago

I consider that more of an irregular trapezoid than a rectangle.

[–]BobbyMcPrescott 0 points1 point ago

Somebody call da cahhhhps.

[–]Unusableid 0 points1 point ago

That's funny cause I just saw that on the Colbert report

[–]loomb -1 points0 points ago

You pretty much took my post an crammed it into one product. I'm calling my lawyers.

[–]Dukes1320 1 point2 points ago

That's not a rectangle.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

Circle jerk heard round the world...

[–]toadwarrior 0 points1 point ago

It's not rectangular and it's not slide to unlock. One door is slide to open. It still requires the key to unlock before any sliding.

I'm not surprised it's stupid given it's recycled crap from memebase.

[–]OCTynes413 0 points1 point ago

stolen from...9gag... HOW COULD YOU!!!!

[–]runealex007 0 points1 point ago

9gag!

[–]Fuck_Arcade_Fire 0 points1 point ago

Pull handle and slide door to open.

FTFY Pretty sure you turn the key in the lock to unlock it.

[–]mbluhm36420 0 points1 point ago

False you unlock it to unlock it, not slide. Sliding it would imply that it's unlocked.

[–]burritovanx462 0 points1 point ago

9gag watermark, and a now a downvote

[–]marioluigi344 0 points1 point ago

Taken from memebase? Call the lawyers!

[–]dudeface_man 1 point2 points ago

What exactly is funny here?, the fact you visit 9gag and memebase, or your miss-understanding of patent law?

[–]EVSAUCE -1 points0 points ago

9gag watermark, bastards

[–]3russians 0 points1 point ago

Omg 9gagger

[–]blackop 0 points1 point ago

Shit I thought it was a Galaxy tablet. There so damn hard to tell apart.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

9gag!!! Report!!!

[–]Skitten1203 0 points1 point ago

uhh... just sayin > http://i.imgur.com/B43yW.jpg

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[–]x_x_x_x_x 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, Samsung totally stole the usb interface from Apple.

[–]DemDude 0 points1 point ago

They went to great lenghts to copy the 30-pin connector, which was already so outdated at that point that apple themselves replaced it only a year or two later, despite tons of legacy accessories (even cars!) having the old connector on them.

So clearly, Samsung never had the intention to copy anything from Apple...

[–]LFKhael 2 points3 points ago

But, but, the front-facing cameras are on opposite sides!

[–]Kittykatman 0 points1 point ago

Obama Pacman is just too sexy.

[–]YvanS 1 point2 points ago

and this gets downvoted , why ?

whether you like apple or not , one cannot deny this is basically a copy .

[–]thecosmicpope 1 point2 points ago

It gets downvoted because the hivemind hates Apple, so it's not cool to defend them, even if it's correct.

[–]Time_Loop -1 points0 points ago

[–]romans122 -1 points0 points ago

The most upsetting thing about this post is the person who set that landscape-orientation picture as their background on a phone.

[–]SedentaryLotus 0 points1 point ago

This post gave cancer to the world.

[–]playharpua 1 point2 points ago

it can't be, it has windows

[–]duchovny -1 points0 points ago

ITT: Angry nerds angry about 9gag and memebase. Yet the submission still gets over 10,000 upvotes.

[–]DoctorVeneno -3 points-2 points ago

RELEASE The Lawyers!

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes -4 points-3 points ago

That's so fucking le lol that I squirted milk through my nose, and all over my 'droid.

[–]Jaded_Box -1 points0 points ago

Is this supposed to make me laugh or humour me in any way?

[–]Sproutykins 0 points1 point ago

You must be pretty intelligent if you're above this kind of humor, man. You must be from my MIT class; are you Pete?

[–]Vee_Vee -1 points0 points ago

r/funny has completely gone to shit. Seriously, let's just nuke this piece of shit sub from orbit.

[–]DerangedPigfucker -1 points0 points ago

first of all its an unfunny joke and second its from 9fag , jump off a bridge will ya op

[–]Joeljahboi -1 points0 points ago

[–]usedtowork -3 points-2 points ago

remember when /r/funny was funny?

yeah me neither

[–]leshake -4 points-3 points ago

It's a fucking design patent. They are supposed to protect the ornamental design and nothing else.

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[–]djm19 2 points3 points ago

Oh no?

Even using a key could be considered sliding as the key is just sliding the lock part out.

How about a battery cover?

[–]orange_kevin 0 points1 point ago

Reaching new levels of pedantry.

[–]djm19 0 points1 point ago

exactly the problem with a slide to unlock patent.

[–]thecosmicpope 0 points1 point ago

But Samsungs patents include "A button which switches between camera and gallery" - which all DSLRs will violate, and "A way of packaging and sending data more efficiently" - which zips and rars will fall under.

Both sides here at fault. But it's easier to have a go at Apple than Samsung, and it reaps more karma. What this really shows is how broken the patent system is, and every tech company is guilty of it. But again, it isn't as karma worthy to have a go at Google.

[–]djm19 -1 points0 points ago

Well I don't approve of any obvious patents. But Apple has been the most aggressive in this, so I have the least sympathy for them.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

So is Apple...

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[–]Lord_Bumberchute 1 point2 points ago

It's a shit sandwich.

[–]mooktard -2 points-1 points ago

Sue all the people!

[–]K0x4B7511301001011 0 points1 point ago

Should have airbrushed out the 9gag

[–]I_am_hacked 0 points1 point ago

LOL apple sues for no reason!! Lets make this joke for the thousandth time and make a meme!!

[–]wyre2 0 points1 point ago

posted by Samsung

[–]makopolo2001 -1 points0 points ago

You forget the terrible navigation abilities.

[–]squirrelboy56 -1 points0 points ago

It's the iPhone 200, they have turned phones into a method of transportation.

[–]victordavion 0 points1 point ago

When they said "there's an app for that," they weren't kidding.

[–]TheBaconMistress -4 points-3 points ago

Philosophy class.

[–]clawgoose -2 points-1 points ago

They don't even call the lawyers anymore. The Apple Shahman summons the ghost of Steve Jobs to haunt them for fifty years.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Jesus, enough is enough! We get it, apple files frivolous lawsuits. Cant you contribute something worthwhile for a change instead of beating this dead horse into the ground for the umpteenth time? It's been done, it's not funny, it's not clever, it's just a waste of everybody's time.