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[–]say_whuuuut 377 points378 points ago

[–]James_LeFleur 149 points150 points ago

"At what point did it stop being about the picnic baskets, and it start being about the desperate need for approval from your father?"

[–]AcesCharles2 35 points36 points ago

"You see Oprah. It was in 2009. I just got to the point where I needed to be remembered again. And then I did my movie."

[–]westonci 21 points22 points ago

"Is that when the drinking started?"

[–]fora-mejora 5 points6 points ago

"Indeed. The drinking and the meltdowns that ensued followed soon after."

"I'm sorry, in retrospect, you refer to going to a soup kitchen, strapping a homeless man to a chair by your belt, and pouring scalding hot soup on him one spoonful at a time a "meltdown"?"

[–]astronoob 10 points11 points ago

Justin Timberlake was amazing as Boo Boo and I seriously believe there's nothing that man can't do.

[–]SelectaRx 3 points4 points ago

I still wish they would have went with the original ending, though.

[–]esmortaz 2 points3 points ago

While this movie came out while I was an adult I think you just broke my childhood.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

We need a pic of the bear jumping on the couch professing his love for a the best candidate for marriage, as deemed proper by the religion of bearology. GIS was worthless.

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 19 points20 points ago

[–]arcooke 5 points6 points ago

Fixed the colors, sharpness, other things. I should have been doing laundry.

http://i.imgur.com/J4Wxk.jpg

[–]ATownStomp 0 points1 point ago

Well Done!

[–]Edwardnese 20 points21 points ago

[–]Call_of_DOODY -1 points0 points ago

I know not why thou hath been downvoteth. For, alas, my Olde Funnie Bones went HOGwild if I do say so mine own self.

[–]chipNdaleface 0 points1 point ago

Oprah? I thought he was talking to obama.

[–]fe3o4 1 point2 points ago

"So, how difficult was it to tell your friends and family that you wanted to come out of the closet ?"

[–]OcifferWiggles 1 point2 points ago

"You say you felt 'pressure' from seeing perfect bears like Winnie the Pooh and Yogi-Bear on Television... tell us more about that."

[–]spazmodic- 1 point2 points ago

Do you still have the original? You should make some tweaks and this would be perfect!

[–]say_whuuuut 5 points6 points ago

I do. Not sure if I have time though. I agree her legs and butt look terrible.

[–]say_whuuuut 1 point2 points ago

Ah that's excellent!

[–]morganmarz 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly what i was thinking! Only issue is her lower pant leg needs some careful blurring around the edges.

[–]Call_of_DOODY -1 points0 points ago

MEGA-ASS

[–]leedorham 150 points151 points ago

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 12 points13 points ago

[–]LlongSchllong 42 points43 points ago

It's almost like looking into the mirror.

[–]pmjm 3 points4 points ago

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 5 points6 points ago

flick, flick, flick...

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[–]Leshow -1 points0 points ago

he really likes to beat that thing up

[–]MrConfucius 2 points3 points ago

"YA WANT SOME OF DEES!?"

[–]nuxeon 10 points11 points ago

This place will do. It will do nicely.

[–]so_carelessly_here 37 points38 points ago

[–]TEHkaga 8 points9 points ago

[–]iamNebula 3 points4 points ago

Solid drop shadow, not outlined.

shudder

[–]TEHkaga 24 points25 points ago

[–]bultonic 1 point2 points ago

Now make it comic sans.

No, Papyrus.

[–]TEHkaga 2 points3 points ago

[–]Picksie 3 points4 points ago

Has anyone seen the remote?

[–]metropolisprime 0 points1 point ago

Or like he's hosting a talk show.

[–]SChavles 0 points1 point ago

[–]sorryiforgotabouthis -1 points0 points ago

At first glace I thought it read: Maybe I should get some house pants...

[–]Narmer 52 points53 points ago

Look at this couch. Somebody threw out a whole couch and its in great shape.

Yeah, you put a little febreeze on that, scrub it out a little bit, and it'd look great in your apartment.

You know what? I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.

[–]relevantfamilyguy 10 points11 points ago

[–]MatterMass 7 points8 points ago

8 months, I'll allow it.

[–]swagless 1 point2 points ago

Who throws out half a pizza?

[–]joethebob 71 points72 points ago

Frame1: That couch looks perfectly fine to me. Why would they throw it out?

Frame2: Yep, just as I thought. But it seems familiar somehow.

Frame3: Wait a minute, is this the casting couch?

[–]fiction8 20 points21 points ago

How would you like to make between 3000 and 5000 jars of honey per day?

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

They threw it out because it was infested. With bears.

[–]robotech420[S] 29 points30 points ago

Taken in Haliburton, ON at a dump. Don't know who the photographer is, but i'm asking around. These were forwarded to me. Edit: This is dumbbutterfly's OC

[–]POWERFUCKER 7 points8 points ago

I want to murder those kids talking in the video.

[–]robotech420[S] 4 points5 points ago

It looks like there is more garbage surrounding the couch in the video than the pictures. This must mean multiple bear sittings, possibly leading to increased bear obesity rates.

[–]fe3o4 2 points3 points ago

"Damn you! Here I am trying to straighten up this place and all you ever do is lay around on the couch. Mother told me I shouldn't have married you.. you good for nothing bum !! Get off your ass, this place looks like a dump !"

[–]DHK83 11 points12 points ago

Are you 100% certain that this wasn't taken in Springfield?

[–]briguy182182 5 points6 points ago

It's like a freakin' country bear jamberoo around here.

[–]robotech420[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm honestly not sure where it was taken. A cottager in the Haliburton area forwarded it to me stating it was taken locally.

[–]KUZCGG 4 points5 points ago

Bears at dumps are sad.

[–]jhulbe 15 points16 points ago

it's what happens when you flush your kids bear down the toilet.

[–]MorallyStarved 8 points9 points ago

He doesn't look sad to me. He just sees free food and a free couch.

[–]thoriginal 0 points1 point ago

Bears being in dumps is sad, I think you mean. I doubt the bears are sad...

[–]soapboxstandoff 3 points4 points ago

My Aunt sent these to me a few weeks ago and said her friend took them at the dump in Armstong, BC

[–]Breaking_bread 2 points3 points ago

It was taken in Shamattawa, Manitoba! My neighbor posted it on Facebook after her co-worker took it. Crazy small world of reddit!

[–]trigg 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, TIL there's a town called "Shamattawa" in Manitoba. I need to start exploring my own province a little more...

[–]Breaking_bread 1 point2 points ago

It's the WORST reserve. Very notorious for incest, rape, and alcohol/drug abuse. They get high on duct tape!

[–]trigg 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I googled it and was directed to a Youtube video of drunk, high native teenagers filming themselves. Fun stuff.

[–]trigg 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, TIL there's a town called "Shamattawa" in Manitoba. I need to start exploring my own province a little more...

[–]fingers 1 point2 points ago

In Weld, ME the best thing to do when we were kids was get ice cream and go to the dump to watch the bears.

Good times.

[–]Rather_Dashing -1 points0 points ago

I think they were originally posted to reddit.

[–]ThisUsernameDoesntFi 11 points12 points ago

Bear Chylls?

[–]ADifferentMachine 12 points13 points ago

One man's junk is another bear's treasure.

[–]Qured 19 points20 points ago

Just like in the gay community.

[–]itsme_timd 7 points8 points ago

Holy shit that's funny.

[–]pilsner407 17 points18 points ago

is anybody else kind of sad to see him in a dump like that?

[–]LazinCajun 29 points30 points ago

He probably considers it a buffet of epic proportions.

[–]Haacker45 7 points8 points ago

No i have seen people throw away a half a pizza that was still fresh. I'm sure there is plenty of good eats in there for a bear.

[–]Keitaro_Urashima 8 points9 points ago

Hey man, it may be a dump to you but that's his home. He worked hard for a place to call his own.

[–]astronoob 6 points7 points ago

Actually, the running theory is that dogs split from wolves by scavenging in dump sites. The dogs who had a shorter flight distance from humans dramatically increased their survival rate and breeding between individuals with shorter flight distances caused their offspring to have similar traits. Our trash is most likely the sole reason we have dogs, who've enabled us to do really remarkable things such as create civilizations in the arctic circle and herd sheep.

[–]thepulloutmethod 13 points14 points ago

God, how awesome would be if it had been BEARS instead of dogs that did that stuff? We could have had pet GRIZZLY BEARS AND POLAR BEARS!!! I'M SO EXCITED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!

[–]grte 2 points3 points ago

Until you had to feed the bastard.

[–]fingers -1 points0 points ago

In Weld, ME the best thing to do when we were kids was get ice cream and go to the dump to watch the bears.

Good times.

[–]deck65 1 point2 points ago

Do you not see how happy he is?

[–]Bigsneakysnake 9 points10 points ago

I always thought bears would be cool to chill with if, you know, they weren't blood thirsty territorial killers.

[–]Canucklehead99 1 point2 points ago

Black bears are not blood thirsty territorial killers.

[–]Bigsneakysnake 1 point2 points ago

Right you are, I still wouldn't wanna fuck with one though.

[–]lowlyworm 0 points1 point ago

Most bears aren't.

[–]bluequail 0 points1 point ago

The last square needed to be the bear wave.

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

"Got my bag of trash, my comfy couch. Now all I need is a beer to make this complete"

[–]CertifiableNorris 0 points1 point ago

[–]IndigoMoss 0 points1 point ago

Bears would make an awesome pet if they weren't godless killing machines.

[–]stelliferous 6 points7 points ago

Wildlife meets Human trash landscape. It's beautiful. How far we've come.

[–]zimm3rmann 3 points4 points ago

That bear is just chillin in Andy's pit.

[–]slackeyed 4 points5 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Just chillin' 1com 11pts 1mo pics
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baby 1com 10pts 11dys funny
Sudden Realization Bear 0coms 1pt 1hr funny

[–]CarlFromAccounting -5 points-4 points ago

Wow. A month ago. OP is full of shit.

[–]slackeyed 12 points13 points ago

OP claims it was 'forwarded' to him, so he may not be lying. He's likely just an ignorant unintentional reposter.

[–]Longwayfromcali 7 points8 points ago

How could he even repost from reddit when none of the originals have over 15 points?

[–]chiropter 1 point2 points ago

That is the real question...Posters got karma gypped three different times, this is A-plus content.

[–]CarlFromAccounting 1 point2 points ago

Let's wait and see.

[–]Urethra 4 points5 points ago

Chill bear is alright but he's no...

[–]albequirky 0 points1 point ago

Ready!

[–]timkobayashi -1 points0 points ago

You disappoint me with your ZERO Xplanation of the context.

[–]pornomonst3r 0 points1 point ago

Thats tight...that bear is chillin...

[–]CJJ001 1 point2 points ago

I wanna chill with that bear for sure.

[–]LutzExpertTera 3 points4 points ago

This reminds me of the Wire.

[–]Tagard_McStone 0 points1 point ago

He's Wallace's replacement.

[–]Left-Hand-Path 2 points3 points ago

La-Z-Bear?

[–]Mcpix 3 points4 points ago

Why do bears always just look like humans in fake bear suits?

[–]fingers 2 points3 points ago

Why do humans look like naked bears?

[–]stargrazing 1 point2 points ago

The best is giant pandas'

I swear whenever I take my daughter to the zoo they all look like shitty mascots.

[–]well_thats_that -1 points0 points ago

"Damn, forgot my snacks."

[–]witnessingthebadger -1 points0 points ago

The noble bear swatting salmon out of a rushing river is diminished by these sort of "garbage bears" eating used diapers and otherwise living like a vagrant.

[–]973-eht-namuh-973 -1 points0 points ago

It's cool bear! Hey cool beeeaaarr!

[–]fingers 0 points1 point ago

Almost a chair bear.

[–]PipPipCheerio 0 points1 point ago

I can't not see this as a person in a bear suit.

[–]pritam_moodbidri -1 points0 points ago

The last pic really reminds me of Homer Simpson.

[–]parsimonious -1 points0 points ago

I've always loved crashing out on the couch with a yummy bag of trash and tons of fur all over my body.

[–]littlecyn -1 points0 points ago

I think I owned that couch.

[–]Blu3j4y -1 points0 points ago

In that last pic, he's thinking "I think I'll buy an X-Box."

[–]spacepilotblastoff -1 points0 points ago

I think I have the same model of couch in my living room...

[–]DrTomPigy -1 points0 points ago

All he needs is a box of Kleenex and lotion to set the perfect bachelor scene.

[–]Lonelyguy1 -1 points0 points ago

Poor guy, he just wants to watch some nascar with someone. The loneliest bear in the world.

[–]No_Easy_Buckets 0 points1 point ago

D'Angelo Barksdale runnin them low rises

[–]dookieface -1 points0 points ago

What the hell is a bear doing in a landfill?

[–]Unicyclehippie -1 points0 points ago

This reminded me of the couch the dudes would post up on on The Wire.

[–]eyecite -1 points0 points ago

I should buy a garbage truck

[–]sonic_stig -1 points0 points ago

Probably wondering why he does not have a tv.

[–]LazursGoPewPew -1 points0 points ago

If these guys couldn't tear my insides out and maul me, I'd want one as a pet.

[–]A_Lurker_Appears -1 points0 points ago

hah gets a bag of garbage, sits on the couch to chill. Couch potato bear

[–]TheGoatee -1 points0 points ago

At quick glance, he looks like he has human nipples in the third picture

[–]ChiefSittingBowl -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone else find this kind of sad?

[–]a_doh_ban -1 points0 points ago

that third picture looks exactly like a guy in a bear costume. that's wild

[–]deck65 -1 points0 points ago

Evolution

[–]sgt_P -1 points0 points ago

Are those bear nipples, bare nipples?

[–]i8wg -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a fat cat from behind

[–]Leshow -1 points0 points ago

bear is chill brah

[–]random314 -1 points0 points ago

The garbage makes me sad.

[–]lilfiney -1 points0 points ago

Damn! I thought we took care of Lot 48!

[–]dcknight93 0 points1 point ago

Does a bear sit in the woods?

[–]iseetrolledpeople 0 points1 point ago

I don't know man but somethings up with these bears acting like humans. I'm scared. And stoned.

[–]SorryHat 0 points1 point ago

What else can I say? Top billin.

[–]moose_540 0 points1 point ago

Not a single fuck was given.

[–]Drutarg 0 points1 point ago

The casting couch knows no bounds. It also appears to pretty banged up.

[–]everythingZero 0 points1 point ago

Who needs a zoo!?

[–]adw00t 0 points1 point ago

Chill bear is also pondering....might have a wank later.

[–]gorillamann 0 points1 point ago

Downvote for corny unoriginal title of "x y is x"... Put more creative thought into it next time you tool.

[–]galileofan 1 point2 points ago

Split it with me?

[–]riconoir28 0 points1 point ago

She is waiting for her partner for Her first "couch interview".

[–]PrancinBranson 0 points1 point ago

The pit, the bear fell into the pit! I fell into the pit! We all fell into the pi-ee-eh-ee-it! - Mouserat

[–]runnin_drummin 0 points1 point ago

Is this Foresthill?

[–]ScreamingBinturong 0 points1 point ago

This is terribly sad, seeing a bear scavenging in a fucking dump...

[–]tadm123 0 points1 point ago

Bear is dissapointed. Was evicted from house today by some douchebag redditor.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/10gg0f/so_we_evicted_a_tenant_the_other_day/

[–]Rustyfist 0 points1 point ago

[–]AvaddonRa 0 points1 point ago

all of life's greatest complexities.. solved by a nice afternoon on a couch.

[–]OhNoIssGodzirra 0 points1 point ago

Im a pretty avid hunter, but I would never hunt bears, they're too sick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdeNz4ybF34

[–]victorinox295 0 points1 point ago

i can already see this becoming another popular bear meme

[–]ltceda 0 points1 point ago

I recognize that couch

[–]steverngallo 0 points1 point ago

Instantly reminded of this.

[–]mrmerrbs 0 points1 point ago

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen. And I've seen a cat or two in my life, mind you.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

Nice one, La-Z-Boy representative.

[–]Gummy4 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing how quickly bears are becoming civilized. Who knows, maybe the next world hegemony will be the bear nation.

[–]HelpMeImmigrate 0 points1 point ago

anyone else find this sad?

[–]Blargame 0 points1 point ago

A meme has been born.

[–]Pelinor 0 points1 point ago

He deserves a nice house.

[–]gryllbears 0 points1 point ago

gryll bear is gryllin

[–]Chanman0424 0 points1 point ago

Seems like a Beary relaxing time drum snare

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

Man, all we need is an x-box 360, a tv, and a copy of call of duty, and that bear's ready for college.

[–]FatCashin 1 point2 points ago

This is going to be big.

[–]Sneets 1 point2 points ago

He must have had an unbearable day.

I'll see myself out.

[–]razzark666 1 point2 points ago

Man, I miss dump bears.

As a kid I used to go to the dump as often as possible and find large objects to throw at any thing that had glass on it. I'd always have to keep my eye on the dump bears, but they usually didn't want no trouble from nobody.

[–]ballstein 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, that does look fucking comfortable.

[–]itsme_timd 0 points1 point ago

Really? That beat down, torn up, mud and general filth covered couch in the middle of a dump actually looks comfortable to you?

[–]grte 0 points1 point ago

Well judging from his name he usually sits on a cup, so I guess it's all relative.

[–]jadeycakes 1 point2 points ago

I'm concerned about the number of redditors who, after seeing black bears on the front page twice today, will go attempt to hangout with one in the wild.

[–]Bob223 -3 points-2 points ago

This should be a meme!

[–]Digg1 -1 points0 points ago

Brazzers

[–]overused-meme-alert 1 point2 points ago

Brazzers

AWUGAH

.

[–]barnhartj -1 points0 points ago

Beary comfortable...

[–]work0utn3rd -1 points0 points ago

"If I fits, I sits..."

[–]Randompaul -1 points0 points ago

That's a guy in a bear suit.

[–]havestronaut -3 points-2 points ago

Somebody better meme this motherfucker.

[–]LAboiii 0 points1 point ago

Fuck care bears.. chair bears.. ay, ay.. anyone?

I know its a sofa.. fuck you!

[–]tdotgoat 0 points1 point ago

Bears! They're just like us!

[–]CarlFromAccounting 0 points1 point ago

Get the water bottle. He's on the couch again.

[–]DrVonWad -2 points-1 points ago

[–]mmmtreats -2 points-1 points ago

ewwww! sex couch.

[–]warulv -2 points-1 points ago

This is my kingdom, of shit !!

[–]shanebob20 -2 points-1 points ago

is that ethanallen? very nice bear very nice.

[–]unicornsfartgliter -2 points-1 points ago

Aww... It thinks it's people...

[–]yusefdoodie -2 points-1 points ago

'YE IS CHILLIN. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

[–]heeheehee45 -2 points-1 points ago

For some reason I read that as, "Chill beer is chillin" and was still mildly excited and clicked on the link.

[–]MUCHinCREDible -2 points-1 points ago

Garbage Kills Bears

[–]MUCHinCREDible -2 points-1 points ago

[–]soykommander 0 points1 point ago

I'm digging all the bears today

[–]UltraSpankA 1 point2 points ago

Bear week? LOL