Who says cats can't be trained?

andshewas_45 · 2012-09-25T13:08:35+00:00

Why does everyone in reddit have the smartest most lovable cats? I have one cat who hates everyone in the house and looks at us with disdain unless he's hungry. Then he's all friendly. My other cat is as dumb as a box of rocks. Go figure.

LaxeCas · 2012-09-25T14:48:51+00:00

he stole it and wont bring it to owners..

have seen few thieving cats who will steal random crap from neighbors

sirtokeston · 2012-09-25T12:59:54+00:00

ha.

fuck you. it's my mail.

milkasaurous · 2012-09-25T16:39:33+00:00

That is not training...That cat it haulin' ass to a dark corner to shit on that mail and then promptly tear it to pieces. It was also a notice that you had won the lottery.

Charana · 2012-09-25T15:27:20+00:00

He seems like he is looking for a hiding place for it.

marminatoror · 2012-09-25T17:37:11+00:00

There's no place like 127.0.0.1 doormat. Nerd alert!

Smokratez · 2012-09-25T17:43:04+00:00

He rips it up after that.

trullard · 2012-09-25T17:46:33+00:00

"First give my balls back."

thereallawnmower · 2012-09-25T16:49:13+00:00

Dogs will smell for drugs or cancer, or help blind people. Cats can be taught to run away with your mail.

heracleides · 2012-09-25T17:32:09+00:00

AREA SECURE BRING DOCUMENT TO HOOMAWN

YellowMagicMarker · 2012-09-25T17:56:59+00:00

i like how he just has no idea what to do after he's gotten it

Goofyface · 2012-09-25T18:33:29+00:00

Yeah, 1 cat.........The 1 cat in the history of the world to actually do something helpful, and even then it's questionable what happened to the mail once he left the shot.

kidsareNSFL · 2012-09-25T18:38:14+00:00

NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!!

0tt0man · 2012-09-25T18:42:07+00:00

Upvotes purely because of Rock Band drums. That game is fun as FUCK!

Vexsin · 2012-09-25T18:42:28+00:00

Where's the part where the cat tears it to shreds?

Pog2k12 · 2012-09-25T18:46:37+00:00

sweet, they have Rock Band.

wordsaroundme · 2012-09-25T19:37:55+00:00

My cat can play fetch (with bobby pins only),catch a treat using two paws, and enjoys to ride on a small rug as I drag it around on the floor.

itlnheat · 2012-09-25T19:55:47+00:00

Yea that welcome mat is pretty sweet!

tinnman01 · 2012-09-25T19:56:29+00:00

i couldn't do that if you trained me. that's talent right there

orimathath · 2012-09-25T20:01:44+00:00

Who says he was trained to do that and that he took it somewhere his master wanted it?

wintercast · 2012-09-25T20:02:58+00:00

they order everything from think geek and ikea

dirkman42 · 2012-09-25T20:07:03+00:00

As a former newspaper delivery person, It would always scare the shit out of me, when the newspaper got ripped out of my hands by an unseen force on the other side of the door (dog or cat usually).

jimmypark · 2012-09-25T20:09:51+00:00

Yeah good luck getting that letter back in one piece.

LvL87BalloonWizard · 2012-09-25T20:20:24+00:00

Who says cats can't be trained?

Most dog owners and other people who've never had a cat, apparently.

Zmegolaz · 2012-09-25T20:25:50+00:00

I have one of those door mats too!

gryphonlord · 2012-09-25T20:42:17+00:00

Does he have special orders to bring bills and junkmail to his litterbox?

PleaseDontStalkMe · 2012-09-25T21:02:27+00:00

That cat just wanted to slay and eat the mail man/woman.

META_FUCKING_POD · 2012-09-25T21:08:28+00:00

And it was never seen again

dcxkelevra · 2012-09-25T21:25:46+00:00

Loving the geek doormat, "there's no place like 127.0.0.1"

EOverM · 2012-09-25T21:47:47+00:00

The cat then proceeds to take the letter out the back, run off across six gardens with it, rip it to shreds and cough up a furball on the remains. Just because it hates you.

guimontag · 2012-09-25T21:53:01+00:00

If I was the mailman I would probably have man-screamed

cXs808 · 2012-09-25T21:56:33+00:00

This is considered trained? HAH!

epicandrew · 2012-09-25T22:07:10+00:00

what you don't see is that the cat promptly shreds the mail and hides the remains.

matari · 2012-09-25T22:23:30+00:00

was hit in the head w/ a baseball.

Now poor FlufferNutters thinks he's a dog.

albatross49 · 2012-09-25T22:29:36+00:00

But who says that the cat's going to give that back?

online222222 · 2012-09-25T23:01:41+00:00

we trained our cat to give us high fives...

seekaterun · 2012-09-25T23:20:26+00:00

Can one of you crazy kids find the video for this and link it?

indiscretus · 2012-09-25T23:20:43+00:00

My cat will retrive sticks, never trained her for it.

CannaCaster · 2012-09-26T00:22:38+00:00

He's just taking it around the corner so he can shit on it.

russiangn · 2012-09-26T02:06:47+00:00

When my friends come over and buzz the door my kitten sometimes will come to the door and wait for them

theophanos · 2012-09-26T02:18:14+00:00

If by trained you mean he will fuck your mail up whenever he feels like it then yes.

LDHegemon · 2012-09-26T02:33:08+00:00

At which point the cat runs away with the mail and destroys it. Why? Because he's a cat and he can.

blackop · 2012-09-26T03:31:57+00:00

what we don't get to see is the cat take the mail to his litter box and shit on it while you watch.

VETTE_50_TH · 2012-09-25T16:18:57+00:00

HAHA. Fuckin cats are so funny. They do all the funny cute shit that dogs stop doing after its no longer a puppy.

karmashmoo · 2012-09-25T17:31:01+00:00

Why is he smart for this? He took the mail and walked away. He didn't bring it to the owner. The owner was standing there with the video camera.

UncleTedGenneric · 2012-09-25T20:28:59+00:00

This guy?

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