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WE LITERALLY COULDN'T HAVE GONE TO SPACE WITHOUT ATHEISM (i.imgur.com)

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[–]logged_n_2_say 54 points55 points ago

Tom Hanks said it best in Apollo 13:

"Religion is dumb. Now let's get this hunk of science back to oppressionville."

[–]TheHairyManrilla 26 points27 points ago

Then Kevin Bacon said "MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!"

And Bill Paxton said "DORITOS!!!!11!"

[–]DryvBy 16 points17 points ago

Tom Sizemore kissed Tom Hanks when he landed. They got married and lived happily together with 3 beautiful children.

[–]catsbaconronpaul 36 points37 points ago

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A THEIST SCIENTIST

[–]treedick2011 24 points25 points ago

I propose a solution, a final solution. We go on a journey, a crusade if you will, to remove all fundie involvement in le science. Any fundie science achievement will be rewritten, or stricken from the history books.

Any still living theist scientist should be rounded up, and forced into a re thinking camp, a concentration I suppose, and kept there indefinitely until they see the truth.

[–]twentyone_21The Bravest Atheist 16 points17 points ago

Notice how atheists are scientists.

[–]McDarling 4 points5 points ago

\ooc Is this even real? This doesn't even make any sense. What's halfway between theist and atheist? That's some Boolean shit right there. What's halfway between agnostic an gnostic? "I'm think it's kinda impossible to answer the question, but I also kinda think this is definitely the answer."

[–]twentyone_21The Bravest Atheist 7 points8 points ago

This is the original from /r/atheism's CSS. It has been changed since, per my suggestion to their moderator /u/jij (who is doing a great job, considering the top mod that believes no rules is best), to something more accurate.

I just made that old pic braver for faith smashers.

[–]this_is_a_sign 16 points17 points ago

THERE LITERALLY HAS NEVER BEEN A THEIST SCIENTIST

FTFY

[–]SantiGE 1 point2 points ago

THERE [LE]TERALLY HAS NEVER BEEN A THEIST SCIENTIST

FTFTFYFY

[–]jshimmyProud Saganite[!] 34 points35 points ago

I brought this nation into the space age -- you're welcome

[–]toggaf69 14 points15 points ago

the holy logical grail of neckbeards

[–]snooow 10 points11 points ago

holy scientific grail

Let's not say anything offensive and oppressive here, okay?

Reported to /r/antiatheismwatch, BTW

[–]Champion_of_ReasonAtheist used Logic! It's super effective! 26 points27 points ago

As an atheist, I am a scientist. AMA.

[–]filletsack 22 points23 points ago

RELIGION OR SPACE EXPLORATION. PICK ONE.

[–]nnotserPx#BASEDTHEISM #LOGIC 5 points6 points ago

rocket science, then kill.

[–]Carl_DePaul_DawkinsFUCK gOD 17 points18 points ago

"Fuck gOD" - Buzz "Literally an Atheist" Aldrin.

[–]EnlightenedYouthbutthurt fundie bigot/concern troll 16 points17 points ago

"Houston, this is Tranquility Base. It has been confirmed that there is no gOD up here." -Buzz Aldrin

[–]Geotic 16 points17 points ago

I laughed so hard at this. yes, because Christians hate space exploration and science.

[–]RipStudly 12 points13 points ago

Without atheism, we'd literally be cavemen throwing rocks at each other. Now look at us - we're throwing rockets at the moon!!!

THANK YOU ATHEISM!

[–]MuldartheGreat 10 points11 points ago

Strong, then space.

[–]uututhrwa 1 point2 points ago

More like, get adopted by Norwegians... after killing your parents.

[–]ariah 9 points10 points ago

Spacetheism

[–]Mack488 16 points17 points ago

No we couldn't have gone into space without the rocket.

[–]oopsmachete 32 points33 points ago

Rockets = Engineering = Science = Bill Nye = Doritos = Atheism

[–]LowlifePiano 10 points11 points ago

That checkmate was braver than Braveheart

[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUpTHIS FLAIR WAS EARNED THROUGH HARD WORK, NOT PRAYER 11 points12 points ago

STILL MORE ACCURATE THAN THE lieBLE too!

[–]tanzm3tall 6 points7 points ago

I need to know what font this is so that I can be at least as brave.

[–]ch00f 5 points6 points ago

Nothing that NASA has ever done was ever attributed to luck.

[–]EnlightenedYouthbutthurt fundie bigot/concern troll 4 points5 points ago

"The mission of the Apollo program is to prove there is no gOD."

~NASA scientist and Lutheran ATHEIST Dr. Wernher von Braun

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[–]twentyone_21The Bravest Atheist[M] 0 points1 point ago

Your post was removed because it contained slurs. Please adhere to the rules and guidelines.

[–]09112001 0 points1 point ago

And when they did Communion on the Moon, that was just mocking fundiegeese.

[–]StudentRadicalInvisible Pink Unicorn impregnated me 3 points4 points ago

Space is above every heaven... And atheism led us there!

Science works fundies, QED½!

[–]ENoviYou can't say skeptic without dick 3 points4 points ago

This DIRECTLY refutes Jesus's famous saying of "You don't need science, you can just pray shit into space!" I am so FUCKING glad someone else caught this passage in the LIEble! How do fundies not know that prayer is about moving shit into space?! Man, they're lucky to have us to interpret their bronze aged myth book on genocide!

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