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[–]weedmonkey 0 points1 point ago

also: FUCK CHUCK

[–]Jizac 1 point2 points ago

[–]KANYE_HATES_REPOSTS -2 points-1 points ago

YO OP, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH... BUT THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN REPOSTED 4 TIMES! 4 TIMES! HERE A FEW OF THOSE:

164Finding out that I have more karma than my son after only 9 days as a Redditor

33Cool story Bro.

When I up vote something at 0 and it makes the #1 spot on the front page

[–]Inky69 -2 points-1 points ago

That's why you don't get laid

[–]IBoldlySayTheObvious[S] -1 points0 points ago

Actually if you must know, I haven't gotten laid because unlike some people I actually have a busy life. In the last 3 months I've had 2 family deaths, got fired from a job, started a new job, am soon going to start another job on top of that, moved out of my parents' house (I'm 19), and am attending college. THAT's why I don't get laid.