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I made you a mixtape [NSFW] (imgur.com)

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[–]amt1776 46 points47 points ago

Did anyone else notice the abnormally huge nutsack?

[–]ooo_shiny 8 points9 points ago

I'm guessing either saline or vacuum inflated.

[–]Sketchetic 10 points11 points ago

His genitals resemble a vacuum cleaner.

[–]strongcoffee 7 points8 points ago

Do you know that because you've been on /r/wtf too long? Or because of reasons we don't want to know?

[–]ooo_shiny 2 points3 points ago

For some reason on /r/wtf there has been a lot of balls this year.

[–]At_an_angle 1 point2 points ago

Vacuum inflated?

[–]ooo_shiny 0 points1 point ago

Using something like a penis pump that as you increase the pressure by sucking the air out of it it causes fluid to be drawn into the scrotum. Is slower than using saline injected into the scrotum but is easier.

[–]thekintnerboy 1 point2 points ago

Only now that you say it. Dayum.

[–]LegendaryRav 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry I was a bit distracted by the cassette tape halfway in his penis hole.

[–]dhicock 9 points10 points ago

that's his foreskin thankfully

[–]Michal26 26 points27 points ago

Only 90's kids remember that

[–]Frase 23 points24 points ago

Only yeah, the ol' "who-can-pull-their-dick-over-the-audio-cassette?" game... Those were the days before the internet. Simpler times.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

Could people please stop putting stuff in their foreskin? You're making us all look bad.

[–]ZosaCloud 23 points24 points ago

I always wondered how to play cassettes.

[–]grahampositive 0 points1 point ago

Yeah the 80's were an uncomfortable time to say the least.

[–]KittyCanScratch 12 points13 points ago

Day 2: The turtle turned into a cassette tape.

[–]thekintnerboy 3 points4 points ago

Went to WebMD. Could be anything, they say.

[–]cr1spybacon 10 points11 points ago

Thats a lot of foreskin. You could make some foreskin boots.

[–]Frase 9 points10 points ago

They would look great with the scrote-coat..

[–]Linkzor24 2 points3 points ago

Scrote-CoatTM

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

My dick just buried its head in the dirt like an ostrich.

[–]Amplitude 5 points6 points ago

As a girl, can you guys explain to me if it's hard to do that?
Like, how much effort would go into this? Is it the equivalent of putting a beer bottle in a vagina, or putting a bowling pin in a vagina, or what?

[–]Izicata 16 points17 points ago

This isn't the equivalent of a beer bottle, because beer bottles are round. This is like fitting a paperback book in your vagina.

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 1 point2 points ago

More like putting a dictionary in your vagina

[–]firefae83 5 points6 points ago

Not a guy, but I'm going to guess it's about the equivalent of giving birth.

[–]doyduhdoh 4 points5 points ago

This would take many many stretching, tearing and healing nights and days to accomplish. Many.

[–]cr1spybacon 0 points1 point ago

Can you fit a bowling pin in your vag?

[–]Tridian 1 point2 points ago

Let me just say that there should not be a way to make it go that wide under normal circumstances.

[–]thekintnerboy -5 points-4 points ago

The foreskin has almost no nerve endings and can be stretched to a surprising degree without any pain to speak of — but this is extreme.

[–]epicflyman 7 points8 points ago

actually it has a fuckton of nerve endings. I read it on the internet.

[–]thekintnerboy 4 points5 points ago

You're right.

[–]thekintnerboy 6 points7 points ago

That's how they treated phimosis before there were CDs.

[–]Attackofthecats 6 points7 points ago

Www.stuffinmydick.tumblr.com

[–]SerialKillerCat 3 points4 points ago

Oh god, it's real.

[–]Attackofthecats 0 points1 point ago

There's not enough Internet for the both of us...

[–]kaleilubov 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD O.O

[–]leet_hacksaw 4 points5 points ago

This isn't my stereo..?

[–]RebelWithoutAClue 3 points4 points ago

I hates it when Mr. Snuffleupagus DJs with my gear.

[–]raspvidy 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with people!

[–]bissen_mich 2 points3 points ago

Are his balls smoking a cig?

[–]Mannzutier 2 points3 points ago

How bored or socially screwed up do you have to be to figure that one out

[–]tormarod 2 points3 points ago

I'm always grateful for having such short foreskin in case I'm fucked up enough I want to do this or hide a turtle.

[–]simonsayspoop 1 point2 points ago

Well, I never thought of that before. Can't unthink it now though...

[–]dropkickninja 1 point2 points ago

so what was on it?

[–]kozdrasm 0 points1 point ago

I birthed this mix tape from my pee hole.

[–]Hector_Albongo 0 points1 point ago

well I did not expect that when I clicked on that link

[–]firefae83 1 point2 points ago

You shouldn't have. Really.

[–]Sharain 0 points1 point ago

Well, it seems the foreskin can be used for quite a lot, these days. New trend showing up here, or?

[–]lazylandtied 0 points1 point ago

meh - foreskin stretches but maaaaaan his balls are huge!

[–]unsoundguy 0 points1 point ago

Well done!! made my jaw drop!

real WTF!!

[–]timechuck 0 points1 point ago

Dude got confused. Its dick DOCKING, not dick tape decking

[–]schticky_buddy 1 point2 points ago

you cant do THAT with mp3

[–]uhrovaltter 1 point2 points ago

This takes docking to a new level.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

One of the few photos that has made me mutter "Oh Christ" out loud.

Who would even think to ram a cassette tape into their dick?

[–]loopdigga420 1 point2 points ago

Spacedicks soundtrack

[–]kryptic_bullfrog -1 points0 points ago

what in the actual fuck.

[–]rethrow 0 points1 point ago

"excuse me while i do some hooverin`"

[–]elesdee 0 points1 point ago

I see you've played tapey-dickey before.

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

I am genuinely impressed. With vague feelings of inadequacy...

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 0 points1 point ago

Oh how I wish I would have gotten some sense of foreshadowing before viewing this picture..

[–]Demented-n-Detroit 0 points1 point ago

So that's what happened to my Nelson tape.

[–]Pkm_Trainer_Noah 0 points1 point ago

You know you've been on r/WTF too long when this doesn't disturb you.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize it was his foreskin. I thought it was his dick hole for Christ's sake.

[–]Fap-Rater 0 points1 point ago

0/10 My penis just shriveled up inside of my body

[–]dailythought 0 points1 point ago

NSFL.

[–]verychow 0 points1 point ago

I made you a mix tape, but my penis ate it..

[–]ProudAtheist2012 0 points1 point ago

That's enough Internet for one day.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 0 points1 point ago

And this is why we have circumcision.

[–]fatcap07 1 point2 points ago

Haha I can totally do this!

[–]thealessandroshow -1 points0 points ago

http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1816723/dry-heave-o.gif

[–]Little_Narwhal -2 points-1 points ago

Repost, this was on spacedicks about two weeks ago.

[–]Dwykaka -2 points-1 points ago

Foreskin 1 - Mutilation 0