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[–]coffee_guy 52 points53 points ago

Not going to happen with that repost with the exact same title.

[–]wikiprofessors 65 points66 points ago

fuckin' happened.

[–]flclreddit 3 points4 points ago

Haha, got 'im.

[–]leisuretown 11 points12 points ago

Hah, I wish. But this is reddit, where this old recycled gif has made it to the front page with pretty much the same old tired caption. Yawn.

[–]waxx 1 point2 points ago

Legends say that reddit is not a closed group where everyone refreshes the main page daily.

[–]Satafly 5 points6 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking everyone that read your comment decided to upvote this post just to spite you.

[–]MrPractical1 0 points1 point ago

I hadn't seen this before...

This is now my favorite SFW gif

[–]RagingHippo97 8 points9 points ago

Am I the only one here that would rather have that cookie than the frontage? Anyone?

[–]Brrrtje 3 points4 points ago

Well, speaking as someone who did make a #1 post one day long in the past, I would say that hitting the front page was nowhere near the awesomeness level expressed by mr. C. Monster here.

[–]HooptyDooDooMeister 1 point2 points ago

As someone who hit the front page 2 days ago for the first time, I made that exact face. Well, it was more like this.

[–]_Mattman_ 10 points11 points ago

I just... I hate you so much.

[–]M1CR0B3L0V3R 2 points3 points ago

I clicked on this figuring it was porn. Very disappointed.

[–]Always_smooth 1 point2 points ago

part of me wants to downvote you seeing you so close..

[–]Merigo 2 points3 points ago

I seen this exact post with the same gif a while ago. It makes me sad.

[–]SomeTeenDirtbag 7 points8 points ago

A feeling which you will never truly know.

[–]karpenterskids 2 points3 points ago

Hipster Redditors like it when their posts get buried. It's more underground that way.

[–]Machii 1 point2 points ago

Except that posts that don't hit the front page are greater in number than posts that do.

[–]StrangeArrangement 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but at least they don't have all the conformists ogling over them.

[–]Dudeiszack 3 points4 points ago

A feeling he may soon know. Ftfy

[–]poopashardasrock 2 points3 points ago

he's made mine!

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Not with that attitude

[–]stachen 3 points4 points ago

Not with these shitty posts you wont

[–]fiftyfifth 4 points5 points ago

Karma! NOM NOM NOM

[–]SerendiPetey 0 points1 point ago

Aziz's reaction is similar

[–]Nubies 3 points4 points ago

Beat me to it. Upvote

[–]IMeltStuff 1 point2 points ago

Haha even the camera movement is similar to Parks and Rec.

[–]cuppincayk 1 point2 points ago

It appears I am not allowed to see what you linked :(

[–]Crusty40oz 1 point2 points ago

Front page is overrated. Though I have been ready to die ever since.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

You know who's the monster? All the people in this gif for enabling an addict.

[–]Cloud7654 0 points1 point ago

So, OP, does it feel exactly like you imagined?

[–]EvilSockPuppet 1 point2 points ago

I don't even care what your title says. Thanks for posting one of my all time favorite gifs.

[–]Aleril_Antarai 0 points1 point ago

Those cookies represent upvotes. And just like how cookie monster will never be able to eat those cookies, you will never be able to use those upvotes.

[–]insert-name-here 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations!

[–]Evanderson 0 points1 point ago

I just got my first top comment in the Seth Macfarlane video. That's exactly how I feel right now.

[–]cant_stop_beleiving 1 point2 points ago

It's from Cake Boss. Carlos' Bakery creates a cake for Sesame Street and includes a special gift for Cookie Monster... a whole batch of cookies.

[–]mags87 0 points1 point ago

pure happiness

[–]ManOfTheInBetween 0 points1 point ago

Oh I hear ya! If you can believe it, I posted authentic video of a drunk Canadian squirrel, and I got nuthin' !!! You can see it here.

;D

[–]Saaan 0 points1 point ago

CM has become mind-blown-catatonic.

[–]_emptypond 0 points1 point ago

Just made the front page over the weekend. My life is complete now.

[–]Qubhed 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part of that gif is the desperate hesitation of the woman who was seemingly compelled by deeply seeded desires to stroke Cookiemonster. It was like she knew it was wrong to have such feelings but couldn't contain them any longer.

[–]BigMoney7 0 points1 point ago

Oooooo, Hi-def!

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 0 points1 point ago

If you get that feeling from this meta gifspam, God bless you.

[–]steve2166 0 points1 point ago

glad I'm not yet a person that seen everything twice

[–]ProjectSalvo 0 points1 point ago

you no longer need to imagine... enjoy your massive cookie, you monster.

[–]Patchy_Burrito 0 points1 point ago

It feels exactly like that.

[–]scottoh 0 points1 point ago

What is up with that creepy stroke at the end of the gif?

[–]CGStaples 0 points1 point ago

This has to be better than a turtle eating a strawberry.

[–]Hellothereawesome 0 points1 point ago

Except you wont actually get cookies.

[–]guitarguy109 0 points1 point ago

And you're so close!

[–]tobyramsey_itsrawww 0 points1 point ago

I can watch this over and over and my smile will never cease to exist.

[–]Animystic 1 point2 points ago

I downvoted you because I hate you. I also tagged you as a karma slut.

[–]IAteCookieM 0 points1 point ago

I want those cookies, specifically the biggest one. With out HIM in my way anymore; getting what I want should be easy.

[–]mynameisbacon 0 points1 point ago

depends on the persons' front page...you were on my fourth!

[–]bwilliams2119 0 points1 point ago

My all time fav gif.

[–]ringadu 0 points1 point ago

It does feel like that.

[–]Asophis 0 points1 point ago

wow gay

[–]Noxdus 0 points1 point ago

Screw the front page, i want those cookies.

[–]Grimalkin 0 points1 point ago

Sure, but you can't eat karma like you do cookies.

[–]asianmags 0 points1 point ago

And now you know.

[–]cruemelmonster 0 points1 point ago

For me it is.

[–]with_explosions 1 point2 points ago

OH BOY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE AGAIN ALREADY?!

[–]Papi_Queso 0 points1 point ago

WHAT ABOUT AGREEING ERNIE?

[–]OcifferWiggles 0 points1 point ago

Like a stroke?

[–]Khellendos 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has been there three times, I can confirm this is an accurate representation.

[–]LEO_TROLLSTOY 0 points1 point ago

Well this has certainly been on the frontpage enough times to guarantee karma...

[–]midsprat123 0 points1 point ago

Even though it be a repost, this is exactly how it feels to hit the front page

[–]CaptainFayski 0 points1 point ago

and yet, its on the second page

[–]Superskion 0 points1 point ago

Awkward stroke of the shoulder.

[–]LogicallyFallacious 0 points1 point ago

I think that is way better than hitting the front page.

[–]Mighty_Trip 0 points1 point ago

Its a lot better than that. I hit it Saturday and invited all my friends over and we celebrated and hit the town haha

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

You need a hobby.

[–]jas1290 -1 points0 points ago

ive been on the internet for a few years now, and this is easily in my top 10 most seen, most reposted .gifs. please stop.

[–]andy_the_roo 0 points1 point ago

and does it?

[–]Wildebeast1 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm.

But it's not quite the same feeling as getting a follow on Twitter from a famous person.

[–]gon_zoh 0 points1 point ago

For some reason this gif gives me a tremendous amount of joy.

[–]Zapp_Brannigan69 0 points1 point ago

Though I saw it before, I still peed myself laughing. This gif is magic.

[–]Lothens 0 points1 point ago

I imagine shut the fuck up.

[–]IStoleYourCar 0 points1 point ago

I will always upvote the gif.

[–]OverlyAttachedBacon -2 points-1 points ago

I lol'd.

[–]bombshellblonde27 -3 points-2 points ago

It's a truly beautiful feeling :')

[–]d1sun 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't know.

[–]Yelnik 0 points1 point ago

I just noticed how awkward that woman's hand is at the end

[–]viralace 0 points1 point ago

Can we at least wait 48 hours before we repost something? Please?

[–]Clit_Commander 0 points1 point ago

Naaah, it's pretty much like this

[–]intensely_human -5 points-4 points ago

I think this is my favorit gif

[–]Donzi42 -4 points-3 points ago

COOKIE!!!!