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[–]ferdjuan 1443 points1444 points ago

His legs aren't qwoperating

[–]HailfireXV 279 points280 points ago

No other pun can accommodate this comment.

[–]I-hate-pun-threads 470 points471 points ago

Good.

[–]Haruhi_Fujioka 128 points129 points ago

Looks like nobody can qw Fuck it.

[–]ShijouTakane 20 points21 points ago

Ouran. Have an upvote.

[–]darthjammer224 10 points11 points ago

The username

[–]CreativeRedditName 20 points21 points ago

You waited patiently for 4 years to bust out the best pun of all time. You should feel amazingly proud of yourself.

[–]girlheartsfett 28 points29 points ago

You pretty much win the pun award for the week.

[–]CUpeckingorder 5 points6 points ago

pundaymonday

[–]ContentEnt 452 points453 points ago

Qwopqwopqwopqwopqwop

[–]fweepa 44 points45 points ago

Is there a TRICK to that game?! Haven't played in forever and I just spent the last 20 minutes getting frustrated as CRAP.

[–]doubleyoshi 100 points101 points ago

Only way to win is not to play. Or shuffle endlessly.

[–]pat0307 70 points71 points ago

You never win, you just do a little better every time

[–]xLuky 56 points57 points ago

Not really.

[–]moondizzlepie 14 points15 points ago

like life

[–]Hazlzz 19 points20 points ago

Not really that either.

[–]blakkheart67 16 points17 points ago

[–]Koe-Rah-See 24 points25 points ago

ITS LONGJUMP?! NOT SPRINTING?! my life is a lie.

[–]ransomnator 8 points9 points ago

Just like thermonuclear warfare!

[–]royal-tenenbong 3 points4 points ago

Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

[–]OccupyDemonoid 6 points7 points ago

Defcon?

[–]postive_scripting 16 points17 points ago

Start by tapping O to start him leaning forward. When he's got a bit of forward momentum, hold P and Q together to make him take his first step. When his front foot is coming down, change to pressing O and W together to make him take his second step. Keep repeating, but try to time it so he stays leaning slightly forward.

[–]Rsrulesusuk 16 points17 points ago

So today I did a backflip on QWOP.

[–]ragem411 8 points9 points ago

There is. Look up the YouTube tutorials.

[–]jtisch 6 points7 points ago

ive never been more jelly in my entire life.

[–]newaccounta 2 points3 points ago

I've been dying to know the trick for the last 10mins!

[–]YoungSerious 10 points11 points ago

It's pretty easy, you should just google it like any 15 year old would. You basically just lean forward, then alternate between the legs.

[–]JeSuisNerd 22 points23 points ago

You mean like...running??

[–]YoungSerious 7 points8 points ago

Almost exactly like running.

[–]FAHQRudy 3 points4 points ago

Q, W, O, and P.

C, R, A, & P don't get the job done.

Sorry, pal.

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 2 points3 points ago

Q+P, O+W, Q+P, O+W etc

[–]bobsmith93 5 points6 points ago

q+p, w+o, q+p, w+o, repeat.

[–]MattieF 6 points7 points ago

It's a little more complex than that but thats the jist.

[–]shadowwolf7j 57 points58 points ago

Is that a qwop? Haha I just saw the guy with the keyboard in the background

[–]xaka[S] 16 points17 points ago

Lol, didin't notice that, and its a woman

[–]titsforfuck 18 points19 points ago

Look closer. thats a dude

[–]nerdgetsfriendly 24 points25 points ago

Look closer. That's a compression artifact.

[–]Look_Im_On_Reddit 16 points17 points ago

Enhance...

[–]Secrete_Persona 2 points3 points ago

I backtraced through their firewall. click click click.......

edit: that was me typing at 387 wpm at the end.

[–]Bachmed 14 points15 points ago

Now look back at me.

[–]redditor3000 173 points174 points ago

Most people on reddit don't know that feel

[–]bitcheslovedroids 70 points71 points ago

They need to do more squats bro

[–]poptart2nd 62 points63 points ago

SQUATS SQUATS SQUATS SQUATSQUATSQUATS SQUATS SQUATS SQUATS SQUATS... EVERYBODAY

[–]Mistyranch 17 points18 points ago

If you ain't doing squats, get the fuck out the gym!

(oh lord that was bad...)

[–]Jay12341235 25 points26 points ago

squats and oats bitch!

[–]fulvous 8 points9 points ago

Squats and oats

[–]aeobeo 6 points7 points ago

Do you even lift?

[–]redditor3000 4 points5 points ago

Amen brother

[–]Fanntastic 37 points38 points ago

Do they even lift?

[–]redditor3000 22 points23 points ago

Assuming the 200,000 subscribers on /r/fitness lift. Divided by the 2.5 million redditors on /r/funny. About 8.5% of redditors lift. That's probably being generous.

213,178/2,485,259 * 100% = 8.5%

edit: This poll indicates 15% of the population weight lift 3X per week, 27% do it every now and again. Not bad.

Approximately 6 in 10 Americans indicate they regularly engage in moderate exercise (59% in 2007); about half as many regularly engage in vigorous exercise (32%); and about half as many as that report doing regular weight training (15%).

The rates of physical activity broaden when considering the percentage of Americans participating in each type of exercise at least once a week. On that basis, 83% of Americans sometimes engage in moderate exercise, 51% in vigorous exercise, and 27% in weight training.

[–]meliaesc 18 points19 points ago

A lot of people unsubscribe from /r/funny, and there are estimated millions of people who never make an account. And also people who occasionally lurk /r/fitness. And those who lift but don't know about /r/fitness. And then there's the people on /r/fitness who don't even lift. So really, we're looking at a 5% margin of error here, which I quote from the depths of my ass.

And to your edit: Reddit is by no means made of average people.

[–]redditor3000 4 points5 points ago

Yeah. My methods were pretty unscientific to say the least. 5% margin of error sounds probable

[–]ponimaju 6 points7 points ago

i know that feel, but it's more numbness/nirvana by the time i walk out of the gym. the gif describes how i feel immediately after the last set of certain exercises sometimes

[–]redditor3000 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I think a better title would be how you feel the day after

[–]pacoliketaco 37 points38 points ago

Your repost inspired me: 100.9m

[–]AufurNitro 11 points12 points ago

hacks

[–]RICH_LITTLE 92 points93 points ago

Holy shit. That's spot fucking on.

[–]Bbri06 10 points11 points ago

The best is waking up the next morning, trying to stand, and ending up sitting right back down.

[–]no_no_NO_okay 9 points10 points ago

the worst is trying to sit on the toilet

[–]trixter192 51 points52 points ago

Whats the backstory on this gif?

[–]raging_asshole 76 points77 points ago

[–]mswench 48 points49 points ago

-0.8 metres. I did good.

[–]reallivenerd 11 points12 points ago

1.5 meters. It appears I am the chosen one.

[–]Provenzer0 17 points18 points ago

You get 1.5 just by falling on your face.

Source: i just fell on my facr

[–]ShadowsOfDoubt 6 points7 points ago

got to 2.4, then afterwards I kept getting around -0.7. It appears I angered the internet gods with such a transgression

[–]SLICK_EDITOR 6 points7 points ago

I just reached 23 meters :)

The trick is to get it to do a split, essentially making it able to stay upright on its own, then shuffle forwards... sloowly

[–]boydrh 3 points4 points ago

I got 8.9 on my second try with the q+p, w+o, repeat technique and then couldn't get past 1m

[–]Binkleberry 2 points3 points ago

5.3 meters. Eat the particulates produced from my awkwardly articulated gait.

[–]RoyallyTenenbaumed 12 points13 points ago

ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

[–]drawesome27 9 points10 points ago

[–]ZincTrumpetHarris 8 points9 points ago

THERE'S A FUCKING HURDLE AT THE 50m MARK!?

I had to crawl on my knees to get there, and then that takes me out... How the fuck do you "jump"?

[–]blakkheart67 4 points5 points ago

Spoiler alert, jerk.

[–]Early93rd 5 points6 points ago

Damnit, how the fuck do I make this... screw it. Fuck you, game.

[–]killer_seal 4 points5 points ago

At first it was funny. Now I am angry.

[–]MrJoehobo 7 points8 points ago

Someone made a movie trailer for QWOP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LhrKE2Z9so

[–]cbdckr 1 point2 points ago

Didn't see this in that trailer once.

Edit: Yes I know it's a different video for the same concept I was merely pointing out this video is not the source trixter192 asked for

[–]MrJoehobo 0 points1 point ago

Probably the wrong vid then same concept tho.

[–]Crespy 7 points8 points ago

That's I walk when I'm high as hell

[–]oBEASTity45 7 points8 points ago

Tryouts for the ministry of silly walks

[–]DesuNinja 5 points6 points ago

Just noticed the guy in the back controlling him with the keyboard. I'm slow at these things...

[–]xLuMisx 8 points9 points ago

Legs? I always think I'm flying.

[–]poppycaulk 10 points11 points ago

You should try walking up a flight of stairs after a leg workout.

[–]Probably-Lying 28 points29 points ago

or walking down. ugh.

[–]blondiee_x17 6 points7 points ago

I have to walk down a flight of stairs to get out of my gym... if I park underground that's another flight. And then drive stick shift home. And walk up my porch steps to get inside. Ughhhhh.

[–]EminGH 5 points6 points ago

Best feeling is getting into your bed after a shower on a leg day and stretching your legs. Ahhhhhhhhh.

[–]blondiee_x17 3 points4 points ago

Unless your hamstring starts cramping up on itself causing you to roll around in agony while you try to stretch it out.

[–]EminGH 3 points4 points ago

The worst is when a small area at the arch of your foot starts to hurt. Hard to explain the pain, you know what I'm saying?

[–]no_no_NO_okay 2 points3 points ago

haha the parking lot outside my gym goes straight downhill, i feel like i'm retarded whenever i walk out after leg day.

[–]angrytortilla 3 points4 points ago

Just fall man it'll hurt less.

[–]Ackmar 3 points4 points ago

Definitely accurate. That's also how I looked after running my first 400M dash.

[–]Melairia 3 points4 points ago

His fingers aren't even on the QWOP keys

[–]toad2711 6 points7 points ago

walking after a leg workout is the reason I dont do legs as much or dread them more than anything. i can live with non functioning arms, but if my legs arent functioning i feel worthless.

[–]homelessapien 13 points14 points ago

Wasn't the back story that the guy was a recovering vet who had been in a wheelchair for 6 months or something?

[–]no_no_NO_okay 8 points9 points ago

yeah it was

edit: looked for the link (barely) didn't find it, but this dude was hit by an IED or something, and had to be in a wheelchair for a while, still worked out his upper body though.

[–]MoreWeight 3 points4 points ago

Never seen this, thank you.

[–]cirocinmycup 5 points6 points ago

Im always extra paranoid about getting robbed after a leg workout. I would stand no chance of fleeing, like fuck bro, you got me just did 400 squats.

[–]annaluu 1 point2 points ago

What The hell is The girl trying to do with that keyboard.. Control him dying?

[–]calebhall 8 points9 points ago

Qwop

[–]wookiebread 3 points4 points ago

After redditing on toilet for too long

[–]CanadaRULEZ1765 0 points1 point ago

QWOP

[–]parrycm 0 points1 point ago

QWOP IRL

[–]SontaRab 2 points3 points ago

Quit Whining OP!

[–]scottishhusky 0 points1 point ago

Real life QWOP.

[–]BlazeX344 2 points3 points ago

QWOP! :D

[–]Pharcical 2 points3 points ago

For being part of the few that trains legs sir/madam, please take all my upvotes.

[–]Woman_AMA 0 points1 point ago

After wild sex

[–]factionleader -1 points0 points ago

Qwop

[–]atalvarez -1 points0 points ago

Ministry of silly walks, qwop version

[–]treefiddi 2 points3 points ago

Can I please get a reverse gif?

[–]hdizzydawg 1 point2 points ago

i beat qwop, im kind of a big deal.

[–]renny7 0 points1 point ago

This one gym I used to workout at had it's weight area up stairs. On the way down the railing saved me from eating shit on multiple occasions.

[–]nickpik72 0 points1 point ago

You guys are right, this is like the life like version of Qwop, as soon as he hits the ground, he passes out.

[–]jdubd 0 points1 point ago

What was the guy doing with the key board?

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel after 4 hours of racquetball

[–]thingperson02 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling that this guy would make a really good stunt double

[–]Kalean 1 point2 points ago

So much qwop.

[–]johnsween 0 points1 point ago

What's that lady doing with the key board?

[–]1nf4m0uz 0 points1 point ago

I just came out from the gym a couple of hours ago... Exactly how I walked after my workout...

[–]dikGrAYson 0 points1 point ago

before I opened this , I was hoping you were going to use that gif

[–]PL_BandAid 0 points1 point ago

Why is that person controlling him with a keyboard

[–]octoberr31st 0 points1 point ago

I feel like a horrible person for laughing at this.

[–]LB24 0 points1 point ago

I was looking more at the girl in the background in blue with dark hair (right before qwop fell down-and not keyboard person).

[–]indigo_fish_sticks 0 points1 point ago

LOL this is hilarious.

[–]bmores8 0 points1 point ago

Wow I've seen this gif before but just noticed the person with the keyboard

[–]sebacote 0 points1 point ago

Looks lile William Hung

[–]Mekak 0 points1 point ago

Skinny William Hung?

[–]CallsYouGay4NoReason 1 point2 points ago

thats how you feel when your boyfriend is done with you on ass day.

[–]neilz4 0 points1 point ago

fuuuu this was me today.

[–]jp011235813 1 point2 points ago

This guy needs to apply to the ministry of silly walks

[–]MUTHWA 0 points1 point ago

QWOP

[–]caffinatedpikachu 0 points1 point ago

That does not look healthy...

[–]friedchicken101 0 points1 point ago

You're QWOPing

[–]pineapple_00 0 points1 point ago

Am I tripping or does that lady in the background have a qwerty keyboard?

[–]CrazySteve7875 0 points1 point ago

Who does he think he is, a small nation's sole representative at the Olympic Games?

[–]KARMAallovermyCHEST 0 points1 point ago

Why does the lady have a keyboard?

[–]alecmadman 0 points1 point ago

She's not even pressing the right keys.

[–]AcadianBacon 0 points1 point ago

I upvote because I did a leg work out that one time a couple years ago

[–]Count_Takeshi 0 points1 point ago

Octodad?

[–]OneArmedNoodler 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, fuck QWOP.

[–]YoungSerious 0 points1 point ago

Squats, box jumps, walking lunges with over head weight today. I couldn't get out of this chair if I tried.

[–]i_am_sam123 0 points1 point ago

QWOP IRL!

[–]Popsandchips 0 points1 point ago

Cosplay of the year.

[–]Garrickus 0 points1 point ago

There's always enough time for squats, but it makes the journey home take an hour longer.

[–]IAmTheCoach 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's imitating the QWOP running game to me.

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

[–]djcecil2 0 points1 point ago

I down vote because QWOP.

[–]EN2McDrunkernyou 0 points1 point ago

I think he's on his way to the Ministry of Silly Walks to develop it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

[–]Thecatlady94 0 points1 point ago

I can't even begin to understand what is actually happening there. Why the hell does that guy have a keyboard?

[–]excelcior 0 points1 point ago

Did a lab workout yesterday. Totally can relate to this.

[–]Nihilist_Ned 0 points1 point ago

One does not simply QWOP out of the gym

[–]ThineEnemy 0 points1 point ago

How did I miss this guy at Anime North?

[–]xxllamacornxx 0 points1 point ago

Why. Is. That. Person. Typing. On. A. Keyboard. That. Isn't. Plugged. Into. Anything?

EDIT: Nevermind. I'm stupid.

[–]TheGreatGumball 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody else notice that white woman who appears to be controlling that dude with that keyboard?

[–]digivolution 0 points1 point ago

How did he straight face that? I was laughing my ass off just watching this

[–]Atomicgardenhose 0 points1 point ago

QWOP!! its just like

[–]RollTides 0 points1 point ago

Yup, my gym is on a second level of a mini-mall. It's a near collapse every step I go down.

[–]MIXMASTERMITTENZ 1 point2 points ago

Qwop it with the puns

[–]jra312 -1 points0 points ago

Any idea what the fuck this guy is doing?

[–]jayco_88 0 points1 point ago

does that women have a computer keyboard in her hands?

[–]abl0ck0fch33s3 0 points1 point ago

Surely I can't be the only one who opened this and was expecting the gif of that girl with nervous problems who can only run

[–]JpSax -1 points0 points ago

he does an outstanding qwop

[–]blaine84 -1 points0 points ago

You mean you have someone behind you blogging about your workout with a full size keyboard on a really long cable?

[–]techsimian 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is with the guy holding a keyboard in the background?!

[–]uniquecannon 0 points1 point ago

You should have pressed W before hitting P

[–]TheHerbalGerbil -1 points0 points ago

Anime North FTW!

[–]DucksRow 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. that. game.

[–]SomeAsshole13 -1 points0 points ago

I don't know why, but he reminds me of the QWOP guy.

[–]bishman 1 point2 points ago

I just gotta say, that guy in the gif is doing an unbelievably good impression of qwop. Mad respect.

[–]GeneralEnt 0 points1 point ago

What is going on in this gif?

[–]Imjusthere2read 0 points1 point ago

Definitely how I felt after Tough Mudder

[–]smalltownofgods -1 points0 points ago

What is that guy in the background on his keyboard.

[–]Nina_2690 0 points1 point ago

Haha this happened to me this morning. It just wasn't that bad.

[–]Nikkihack 1 point2 points ago

Or trying to run in a dream.

[–]GaryKu 1 point2 points ago

That's how I walk to the bathroom after anal with my boyfriend.

Now that I think about it, it's probably a funny sight seeing both of us do it.

[–]Hellview152 0 points1 point ago

How I feel after a Lamb of God concert.

[–]thedesertfox25 0 points1 point ago

Or trying to pull your shirt off after an arm and chest workout. good luck even getting your arms past shoulder height

[–]waste-of-time17 0 points1 point ago

I hope I'm not the only one who wasted enough time to beat this game..

[–]brockdiamond 0 points1 point ago

What is the chick in the background typing about haha?

[–]eacrs 0 points1 point ago

Calf raises and manual cars are sworn enemies.

I hate that day because I really have no strength to hold the clutch in all the way.

[–]Labrey 0 points1 point ago

Rockin key-tar in the back ground

[–]opposing_critter 0 points1 point ago

I remember a gym I use to visit had stairs going up to the change rooms/showers etc, jelly legs while holding yourself steady plus dragging yourself up was a mission.

[–]SquareBottle 0 points1 point ago

I believe I just got my idea for what to be this halloween.

[–]Bahkrah 0 points1 point ago

Walking down stairs have never been more difficult.

[–]Cynical_Bastard_ -1 points0 points ago

Live-action QWOP?

[–]phreshkid -1 points0 points ago

QWOP so hard mothafuckas wanna find me

[–]illmtK -1 points0 points ago

Do you even squat bro? GTFO.

[–]joeprunz420 0 points1 point ago

I want to guess that this is a contest to see who can get the farthest in 2 steps..

[–]isitsarcasm 0 points1 point ago

guy with the keyboard in the back..LOL

[–]gon_zoh 1 point2 points ago

I want the story behind what the fuck hes doing.

[–]ResoL101 1 point2 points ago

QWOP rocks.

[–]justalright 0 points1 point ago

I came here to talk about the lady with the keyboard slung around her neck like a keytar. Anybody else interested in hypothesizing the relationship between these two occurrences?

[–]JoylessMedic 0 points1 point ago

I always walked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo after squats

[–]playboywillis 0 points1 point ago

Is that what the Asian kid who died playing Warcraft looked like when he realized he was in trouble????

[–]StoneLaquenta 0 points1 point ago

QWOP in real life.

[–]Mmmichelle92 0 points1 point ago

Try working out at the gym then having to ride your motorcycle home...xD

[–]rokkuranx 0 points1 point ago

I did leg work at the gym yesterday. Very intensive. I can not bend my knees whatsoever