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[–]cementpizza 2 points3 points ago

Is there a Mr...?

[–]daviator88 1 point2 points ago

What if he was the dean and had very particular methods of disciplining?

[–]GoldenMoe 0 points1 point ago

No joke there is a special ed teacher at my school called Mr. Raper, I'll try and find proof but it's school holidays in Australia, so it might not happen

[–]DidgeryDave21 2 points3 points ago

If I was a teacher, with this unfortunate name, I would dedicate myself to being the best teacher in existence, so when I finally get my anonymous reviews, some smart ass kids will write "Rape is fantastic!"

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 1 point2 points ago

That joke seemed rather forced.

[–]Springheeljac 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't consent to hearing it again.

[–]penguinkitten 0 points1 point ago

Which one is the OP?

[–]serafina32 -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]Quinn3333 0 points1 point ago

Repost Confirmed.

title comnts points age /r/
My friend had a rough year in kindergarten. 264coms 1331pts 3mos funny
Rape; teach me. 65coms 564pts 2mos WTF
I was looking through my old yearbooks when I spotted this... 47coms 813pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Manbox1080 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is that she is a kindergarden teacher

[–]bvarner28 1 point2 points ago

I see this two ways: she either took the last name of mr rape. Or her husbands last name was even worse causing her to stick with her own last name, perhaps marrying a mr pedophile wouldn't be very conductive when teaching a kindergarten class?

[–]Lachryman 0 points1 point ago

We went to the same school. What the fuck.

[–]lostinubersetzung 0 points1 point ago

Dude, Bette Midler?

[–]shaggietv4 0 points1 point ago

First name: Legitimate

[–]J_Logan_H 0 points1 point ago

we found a winner.

[–]Dark_Spliff 0 points1 point ago

Get some OC, thank you.

[–]toshi04 0 points1 point ago

[–]sofacrunch 0 points1 point ago

This looks legitimate.