First day of class and my professor gives out this assignment..Guess I'm gonna do fine this semester

Xurandor · 2012-09-24T22:14:59+00:00

The name of the course wouldn't be written as "Mass Communications", it would be "Comm [course designation number]: Mass Communication." Notice it isn't plural.

The professor's name isn't anywhere on the assignment. Not even someone in their first year of teaching would forget to put their own name on an assignment given to students.

There are so many spelling errors. No teacher (let alone a professor in communication studies) would let those errors go.

No teacher would put a grade on whether or not you appealed to anonymous strangers on the internet. What kind of karma is the class trying to accumulate? Link karma or comment karma? That requires 20 karma on each post. If it was comment karma you'd have a hard time seeing as you're already in the negatives.

That entire piece of paper smells like bullshit.

kehrk · 2012-09-24T22:39:12+00:00

This is the stupidest attempt at a fake document that I have ever seen.

I hate you. Really. I hate you.

scottkelly · 2012-09-24T21:14:29+00:00

What if I told you..... not everything on reddit is true.

singleserving- · 2012-09-24T21:58:42+00:00

1) Nothing ever didn't happen more than this.

2) If you got an assignment to browse Reddit on the first day of class (which is surely 3 weeks in the past, now, at any university on the planet), this would have been posted 1ms before the paper touched your hand.

3) Is that what you think a critical medial literacy course title should sound like?

4) Is that how you think a professor types?

chippie-o · 2012-09-24T22:07:37+00:00

bullshit

Minor grammar mistakes are huge evidence, and it's in the default font of Word.

/r/ladybonners guys, its a bad subedit

Edit:

Community for 57 Minutes

DeTyfus · 2012-09-24T20:55:03+00:00

Liar.

bijida · 2012-09-24T21:24:25+00:00

what school is this so I never send my children there

tyhntyhn · 2012-09-24T22:28:30+00:00

Like a professor would ever give an assignment like that, and not provide proper information, or even just a link to the website.

You already failed your fake assignment.

Stewmeat95 · 2012-09-24T20:50:49+00:00

Thats stupid as hell

Crawlerado · 2012-09-24T21:51:51+00:00

FAKE

Katarn717 · 2012-09-24T22:26:28+00:00

OP comments downvoted to oblivion. If the Internet has taught me anything, defending yourself too vehemently is an admission of guilt.

Bidoofboy · 2012-09-24T22:39:00+00:00

THIS IS FAKE YOU WEIRD CUNT

RUEZ69 · 2012-09-24T21:48:20+00:00

Wow, you pay for this?

LuckyDuck77 · 2012-09-24T21:53:17+00:00

...aaaaaaaaaaaand bullshit

Vimsefreet · 2012-09-24T22:24:29+00:00

Fake like a motherfucker.

Colby 2012.

pmal89 · 2012-09-24T21:16:39+00:00

Is this course taught by a 16 y/o, Ron-Paul voting, karma whoring atheist?

If it isn't, too bad...probably won't learn much about Reddit

hzj · 2012-09-24T22:07:55+00:00

Nothing never happened more than this

LCDreadout · 2012-09-24T21:54:00+00:00

If this is real, this assignment is written like shit. This person has formal training in Communications?

SmashThSilence · 2012-09-24T21:37:05+00:00

/r/ladybonners

TheRobotRabbit · 2012-09-24T21:37:48+00:00

If this is true, this is the worst-thought out communications assignment in academic history. I cannot think of a worse place to explore human communication than the internet.

And this is coming from someone that paid $40,000 to learn about comic books.

ISwearThisIsOriginal · 2012-09-24T22:36:52+00:00

Hold on. I need to take this call...

dweeksey · 2012-09-24T23:08:48+00:00

The reason for this assignment is because

Confirmed for fake

Cgillespie4 · 2012-09-24T22:52:01+00:00

I call bullshit.

ubrokemyphone · 2012-09-24T22:30:11+00:00

Fucking dumb. If a "professor" wrote that assignment, that school should be demolished. I could've sounded more legitimate in 9th grade.

halogrand · 2012-09-24T22:34:08+00:00

At this rate, you'll need a new username in order to get to that 200 Karma goal

starveling · 2012-09-24T22:17:57+00:00

I would drop the shit out of that class.

MidnightHoneydew · 2012-09-24T22:49:59+00:00

It's a shame OP got any karma with this bullshit.

For those who still have faith in the legitimacy of this post, just look at all the grammar errors, and the fact that there is no professor name, etc.

weezermc78 · 2012-09-24T22:55:56+00:00

Downvote everything OP posts from now on.

PeterKittens · 2012-09-24T22:57:14+00:00

Why is this getting upvotes? It's so retarded. EVERYONE DOWNVOTE IT!

the_word_smith · 2012-09-24T22:55:58+00:00

Your "professor" writes like a 5^th grade dropout.

I_Conquer · 2012-09-24T21:05:04+00:00

Googled "Bonner". No Disappoint.

jdepps113 · 2012-09-24T22:37:55+00:00

I love Reddit, but I have a feeling this class is bullshit. If this is your major, your major is also bullshit.

genkaisgosu · 2012-09-24T22:43:28+00:00

This post is so bad I think it gave me cancer.

themrawesome777 · 2012-09-24T22:46:10+00:00

I can actually smell the bullshit from here

soadzombi · 2012-09-24T23:58:14+00:00

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LIE, OP?!

Sven2774 · 2012-09-25T00:19:32+00:00

This has never happened. This has never happened harder than those "look what game I saved from being thrown away" posts on /r/gaming.

T-Luv · 2012-09-24T21:37:16+00:00

Be sure to let me in on all these new Karma trends. Tell me, is ice soap still good for a few upvotes?

MisterWonka · 2012-09-24T21:44:43+00:00

r/Ladybonners? I think he meant r/ladybonnets.

arcainic · 2012-09-24T22:24:44+00:00

He mispelled /r/ladyboners

digitalbender · 2012-09-24T22:29:42+00:00

I finished college years ago but I'm taking this assignment too.

ChaosBozz · 2012-09-24T22:33:29+00:00

What a load of shit.

Amarokshoegazer · 2012-09-24T22:35:47+00:00

Bull-fucking-shit.

homeless_man_jogging · 2012-09-24T22:37:48+00:00

Is your professor 18?

bomber991 · 2012-09-24T22:43:38+00:00

My wife has a mass communications degree and she hates reddit :(

lobster_ragefist · 2012-09-24T22:47:15+00:00

I'm really disappointed that /r/ladybonners is not a subreddit yet.

AxeManActual · 2012-09-24T22:53:36+00:00

OP if you want to feed us a shit sandwich and tell us it's hamburger, at least wrap it in bacon. Oh and learn to spell.

aud_nih · 2012-09-24T22:56:07+00:00

Prof needs to learn how to justify his text.

Joe3po · 2012-09-24T23:23:01+00:00

how long did it take you to type this up?

MafiamanJ15 · 2012-09-24T23:34:31+00:00

But what if, OP typed up this letter.../r/KarmaConspiracy.

G8torDontPlay · 2012-09-24T23:36:22+00:00

Well this one post did it. Class done.

roflocalypselol · 2012-09-25T00:16:47+00:00

Your 'professor' has terrible English.

eazye123 · 2012-09-24T22:01:00+00:00

Welcome, students...to Karma Whoring 101.

andrewsmith1986 · 2012-09-24T21:14:38+00:00

You want to fuck with him by acting like you are me?

I'll probably have 1200k karma by then so maybe you can get bonus points.

cideker · 2012-09-24T22:26:48+00:00

Downvote because I want you to fail

geometrix · 2012-09-24T21:06:58+00:00

Already working hard on the homework I see.

dyn4mo · 2012-09-24T22:24:33+00:00

Hey, do you get the points for posting this fake assignment?

Crystal_Cuckoo · 2012-09-24T22:31:52+00:00

So, what course/college?

girlnononono · 2012-09-24T22:35:47+00:00

Fake as Fuck

crookedmiddlefinger · 2012-09-24T22:36:52+00:00

Worst typeset ever.

bobby2525 · 2012-09-24T22:38:50+00:00

This seems like a troll. What class is this for? College or University?

I would expect the professor to at least post in the comments hopping on this karma.

Plus, if I were you paying for my education, I'd be pissed that a professor gave out this as an assignment to be marked and graded. What career or job could possibly come of this?

Purplegoatman · 2012-09-24T22:41:09+00:00

Obviously didn't happen, but nice try.

alex6678 · 2012-09-24T22:41:38+00:00

This isn't real. An English professor (presumably with a PhD wouldn't make an error regarding possessiveness. Person's*

AdaroTeiji · 2012-09-24T22:45:03+00:00

ladybonner?

literallyagooch · 2012-09-24T22:46:15+00:00

I would drop that class instantly.

HaqpaH · 2012-09-24T22:46:28+00:00

i wonder if he told them not to go to /r/spacedicks

spsprd · 2012-09-24T22:47:18+00:00

"...how great OF a website?????" If you are this person's student, you are due a tuition refund.

xXROFLxXxCOPTERXx · 2012-09-24T22:47:30+00:00

He did not say that r/Spacedicks is off limits. You know what to do.

JMMERCADO · 2012-09-24T22:47:48+00:00

Made me laugh.

atomatoisagoddamnveg · 2012-09-24T22:48:01+00:00

Shenanigans!

hnrqoliv182 · 2012-09-24T22:50:35+00:00

Seems like /r/spacedicks isn't off limits... wink wink

Ozzymandias · 2012-09-24T22:51:00+00:00

I am highly skeptical.

Tomatosaregood · 2012-09-24T22:51:32+00:00

Congratulations, you passed the assignment!

tehjorn · 2012-09-24T22:52:00+00:00

as a former educator and current student, the possibility of having other peoples votes count as a part of my grade would not fly with me.

mike808hawaii · 2012-09-24T22:52:02+00:00

Haha, OP has like -400 karma. You have a long way to go.

scy1192 · 2012-09-24T22:52:24+00:00

Well considering you're at -400 comment karma now, you'll have to get that up 600 by then instead of just 200.

kapy53 · 2012-09-24T22:52:27+00:00

The hivemind of reddit is the one thing holding it back

nope_nosir_never · 2012-09-24T22:52:32+00:00

Nope, no sir, never happened.

tehjorn · 2012-09-24T22:53:11+00:00

do we upvote him to show everybody he's an idiot or downvote him so nobody waste's any of their time?

mider-span · 2012-09-24T22:53:33+00:00

Bet this is the same college that offers courses in the Simpsons, the Beatles, Harry Potter, and gave that goofy looking lady a phd in texting. Fair trade though, a lifetime of debt to browse reddit.

truckturn3r · 2012-09-24T22:54:38+00:00

Wasn't going to. But, I logged in just to down vote you.

imagirl_umadbro · 2012-09-24T22:54:45+00:00

So believable...

charmlessman1 · 2012-09-24T22:55:09+00:00

I felt like I was having a stroke reading that page. The right hand side is slightly blurry and it was very confusing.

Also, fake.

JakeMeNow · 2012-09-24T22:55:20+00:00

Oh look you got your 40 karma.

Gnet20 · 2012-09-24T22:56:11+00:00

you got most of it done in this post good job. A+ sir!

turtle_km · 2012-09-24T22:57:07+00:00

Reading this as a 6 month redditor with 158 comment karma...shit.

zed_zed_top · 2012-09-24T22:58:26+00:00

Your school is a joke.

Gator17 · 2012-09-24T22:58:33+00:00

First day, and you've already got an A.

nrokreffefp · 2012-09-24T22:58:35+00:00

Does anyone else go into the profile of someone who submits this crap and downvote comments and submissions till they get tired?

Apogee15 · 2012-09-24T22:58:52+00:00

All i've got to say: Look at the mound of shit that comes out of the OP account.

The_Alex_ · 2012-09-24T22:59:41+00:00

I don't understand why we aren't all collectively trying to fail him out of the 200 Karma bit?

lolwutten · 2012-09-24T22:59:42+00:00

I want to chop your dick off for being such a pussy faggot

music_lover41 · 2012-09-24T22:59:56+00:00

i hate people who post fake shit like this. OP should hang head in shame

ArianFosterThePeople · 2012-09-24T23:00:05+00:00

This is the worst idea for an assignment I have ever heard. I would liken it to forcing students to watch Fox News and get high rated comments. Either way your prof is promoting bias and exposing you to mostly one-sided mediums. Not everyone can smell their own shit, but reddit's can fucking stink at times. Don't get me wrong, content is controlled much better than other sites, but check on the demographics of people controlling the votes of that content. Most of them are unfit to teach, therefore I consider the site to also be unfit to teach. Maybe if he turned it around to study pandering, sensationalism, and pack mentality that would make much more sense.

BatteriesInc · 2012-09-24T23:01:04+00:00

Congrats. You passed.

raymanwindar · 2012-09-24T23:01:38+00:00

Looks like I'd fail this class. I've been on reddit for over a year, and havent even reached 200 karma yet!

pwnyoface · 2012-09-24T23:01:57+00:00

bullshit is calling.

bury_caesar · 2012-09-24T23:02:22+00:00

If there were ever any doubt about whether or not to go into debt for that education...

gearhead454 · 2012-09-24T23:02:24+00:00

How old is OP?

drylube · 2012-09-24T23:03:24+00:00

this is so fake its beyond funny how theres over 600 upvotes

Relevant_Troll · 2012-09-24T23:03:29+00:00

I would be fucked... How could I show this account to a teacher

carpii · 2012-09-24T23:04:15+00:00

Why do people post so much made up BULLSHIT?

Dr_Bananas · 2012-09-24T23:08:31+00:00

Liar!

ZeroMP · 2012-09-24T23:08:50+00:00

So many spelling errors. This can't be real.

aterrorcatsandwich · 2012-09-24T23:10:03+00:00

200 Karma? Comment or link?!

khanfusion · 2012-09-24T23:10:26+00:00

He will be fired for being an irresponsible white person.

uglyfatbroketinycock · 2012-09-24T23:10:48+00:00

Fake and gay.

FIshbanana · 2012-09-24T23:11:25+00:00

Well, its been a over a year and I have yet to reach 200 karma. This is not a class for me, the expert lurker.

xknownotx · 2012-09-24T23:11:41+00:00

Well you just Karma whored yourself to the easiest A!

Stompedyourhousewith · 2012-09-24T23:11:52+00:00

i'm gonna downvote everything you do so you cant get that 200 karma!!!
Edit: Wow, looks like everyone beat me to it....

Not_Bruce_Lee · 2012-09-24T23:11:55+00:00

If this is a legitimate assignment... I think it's safe to say your grade is going to take hit at -548 comment karma...

Obejk_Ruimer · 2012-09-24T23:11:57+00:00

Reddit, thankyou for affirming that not everyone on Earth is a moron. Shittiest post ever. And one I would surely fail for lack of karma.

sirkablaam · 2012-09-24T23:12:45+00:00

Good luck, have fun and enjoy because you will be addicted after the first night and probably miss class, but that is a risk I am willing to take in order to show how great of a website Reddit is.

Nobody in real life really gives a fuck about reddit, or any other website for that matter, with the exception of Facebook probably.
A professor would really want people to miss class over reddit?

Either this is fake and you're a cunt, or your professor is an idiot and a cunt. I think you're the cunt.

Lnozell · 2012-09-24T23:13:06+00:00

On 4chan I saw someone giving out this paper, and wanting to see their faces when he gave it out. Small internet.

Why_so_Happy · 2012-09-24T23:13:11+00:00

I guess you're finished with your assignment then

Collin395 · 2012-09-24T23:13:40+00:00

Nothing has never not happened more than this.

hispters · 2012-09-24T23:14:07+00:00

Hey reddit, did you see this BULLSHIT paper I made today?

badgarok725 · 2012-09-24T23:15:29+00:00

so we all concur that this is fake, why does it have so many upvotes?

will_holmes · 2012-09-24T23:15:43+00:00

My /r/KarmaConspiracy sense is tingling.

sajfdkn · 2012-09-24T23:16:46+00:00

If I were in that class, I would spend all my time on /r/circlejerk pointing out obvious fakes like OP's.

Of course, that's purely hypothetical. I have an IQ above fifty, so I would never be in a Communications class.

NYChamp · 2012-09-24T23:18:14+00:00

Phoenix Online.

Knightgale · 2012-09-24T23:18:44+00:00

I had to blog about Reddit this semester..... :X I'd show you them but they're terrible :[

link3657 · 2012-09-24T23:19:20+00:00

How is this getting so many upvotes? It's so painfully fake. No "professor" would send out a document without their name, spelling errors, and such a weird grading standard. Good job OP, enjoy your faggotry.

funkyloki · 2012-09-24T23:19:33+00:00

I hope you weren't planning on passing this assignment with this account, because that ain't gonna happen, not since this post..

wrongstuff · 2012-09-24T23:19:49+00:00

Be funny creative...

ಠ_ಠ

YourProfessor · 2012-09-24T23:19:56+00:00

That's not true. I never gave that assignment out. You should probably read Chapter 1 and finish the real assignment I gave you.

foil-time · 2012-09-24T23:20:20+00:00

Ladybonners? Obviously this guy doesn't utilize Reddit instant spell-check.

udalan · 2012-09-24T23:21:12+00:00

Why do people lie about stuff like this?

notmylegalname · 2012-09-24T23:21:22+00:00

Did he specify what karma he is looking for?

wonderTetrahedron · 2012-09-24T23:21:27+00:00

comment karma = -595... not doing so well on a made up assignment.

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