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[–]TheForceiswithus 6 points7 points ago

It's obviously 'shopped. There's no such thing as a lightsaber with two colors on the same blade...

[–]toomuchpapertowel 0 points1 point ago

And besides, Obama's lightsaber is just straight blue anyway: http://imgur.com/r/photoshopbattles/8suFQ

[–]HOLYHELLOP 0 points1 point ago

darn it, i wanted to say that

[–]Ghille_In_The_Mist 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure... But, I think this might be photoshopped.

[–]Sir_Narwhal 2 points3 points ago

YES, MY CHILD.

[–]MaxFanatic 3 points4 points ago

Obama. Just. Got. Serious.

[–]hawksfan81 1 point2 points ago

Why is the lightsaber two colors?

[–]5K337Lord[S] 5 points6 points ago

It's 3, red, white and blue. 'Merica!

[–]hawksfan81 1 point2 points ago

No, it's definitely only two.

[–]5K337Lord[S] 1 point2 points ago

You're only looking at the edging, it's what's on the inside that counts

[–]hawksfan81 1 point2 points ago

Well, yeah, if you stare directly at plasma, it's going to look white. The colors of lightsabers are determined by the edging.

[–]5K337Lord[S] 1 point2 points ago

I really don't understand why you're arguing with me. There are literally 3 colors. If you're going to determine the color of the light saber by the edging then yes, it's red and blue. And as red and blue it means basically nothing, besides the political party colors. Which wouldn't make too much sense because Obama only belongs to one. Congratulations!

Also I'd like to point out that it's the crystal inside the lightsaber's hilt that determines the color, not the edging.

[–]hawksfan81 1 point2 points ago

You realize I'm messing with you, right?

[–]5K337Lord[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]hawksfan81 1 point2 points ago

1) Hawks are amazing. In fact, most birds of prey are.

2) The Blackhawks are awesome.

No matter what you are referring to, you are wrong.

[–]Pikart 1 point2 points ago

He is riding Aslan motherfuckers

[–]Dunkshot32 1 point2 points ago

I'd vote for him.

[–]nicko378 1 point2 points ago

See this is the kind of thing thats gonna get a guy elected

[–]ugenedc 1 point2 points ago

This Is awesome

[–]bo_jangles_mang 1 point2 points ago

I know what I'm sending to my republican roommate.

[–]pjguip1 1 point2 points ago

R-r-r-repost!

[–]Craig133Jones 0 points1 point ago

you didn't make that lightsaber...

[–]dddmcd77 1 point2 points ago

Fox news "Obama uses Lions in his Sith-Aligned war machine against humanity"

[–]SPARTAN_TOASTER -1 points0 points ago

man this would be so awesome if only obama was not in it

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

Now that's a president who can change something.

[–]Gmoddan 1 point2 points ago

[–]zupman86 0 points1 point ago

This is too amazing to be in /r/fuuny, it at least belongs in /r/pics

[–]hermangerman -2 points-1 points ago

Lying African on an African lion.

[–]kushiro07 -1 points0 points ago

Democracy is coming bitches !!

[–]MinnesotaMadMan86 -4 points-3 points ago

You forgot the turban on his head. Obama sucks

[–]karinkyd 0 points1 point ago

Ignorant, baseless and utterly irrelevant comment. You've hit the trifecta pal. (See you in November!)

[–]MinnesotaMadMan86 -3 points-2 points ago

Oh yea, this is a repost

[–]Vurapure -2 points-1 points ago

[–]JumpinJac -4 points-3 points ago

Suck it Mitt romney