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Well that must have sucked.. (imgur.com)

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[–]mike808hawaii 206 points207 points ago

I would have liked to see the kicker's reaction, too. Anyone have the source?

[–]FeelsLikeaNut 304 points305 points ago

Here ya go.

[–]mike808hawaii 29 points30 points ago

Thank you, sir.

Haha, that goal was also the one that advanced them in the tournament.

[–]Can_We_Be_Friends 20 points21 points ago

The stadium is completely empty... where's all that cheering coming from?!?!

[–]dacoobob 26 points27 points ago

Probably the other half of the stadium, it's better atmosphere for the fans to have one packed side rather than two half-empty sides.

[–]invalid_password 12 points13 points ago

And less machete fighting too.

[–]Curtor 104 points105 points ago

"Hey ref, that count?", '.. wait .. yea, you're good', "YeeeaaaaA!!!!"

[–]cpenoh 122 points123 points ago

I also watched the video.

[–]Wenfield42 23 points24 points ago

And now that you confirmed that this was from the video, I don't have to watch it.

[–]Sanity_prevails 45 points46 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/MROiu.gif

[–]revmitcz 9 points10 points ago

Obligatory video remix link (warning : song WILL get stuck in your head)

[–]Abatteries 12 points13 points ago

First the post made me laugh, and now you. The person in the stall next to me must be freaked out (I'm in a public restroom)

[–]ilikepie59 4 points5 points ago

Upvoted for that mental image.

[–]ShaunRW91 0 points1 point ago

Now you must be upvoted for announcing an upvote.

[–]AnarchoPanda 48 points49 points ago

I also gave you a upvote, now be happy and stop being an asshole.

[–]blooregard325i 5 points6 points ago

I can't watch youtube in this country, so I thank him. But not you. NO UPVOTE FOR YOU!

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

What

[–]BaconPit 10 points11 points ago

What did it say?

[–]Vermilionpulse 20 points21 points ago

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[–]karategeek6 9 points10 points ago

ICWYDT

[–]danrennt98 3 points4 points ago

I don't know wtf is up with this dude posting fucking pictures of pins in this bitches ass.

[–]boostedvolvo -1 points0 points ago

Ugh I reddit too much

[–]karategeek6 -4 points-3 points ago

ICWYDT

[–]nothinwittyhere 12 points13 points ago

Did they add the crowd sounds in or something? That stadium looks empty.

[–]Vinthian 8 points9 points ago

People sit on the sides if a stadium isn't crowded.

[–]Sonic343 6 points7 points ago

This, but I hear that's what they do for Mets games.

[–]Etheo 3 points4 points ago

Thirty-nine comments in and Reddit delivers. It never cease to amaze.

[–]LettersFromTheSky -1 points0 points ago

How come the stadium looks empty?

[–]carsonogin 0 points1 point ago

I watched that video. Saw world's dumbest cop as related video. Found out it was about a porn star, then was on freeones looking her up and fapping. WTF internet!

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

How the ref wasn't laughing hysterically I don't know.

[–]pike1868 -3 points-2 points ago

I would have liked to see...Canadians jumping appliances (nudge nudge)

[–]burkey0307 2 points3 points ago

the great canadian 'pliance jump.

[–]FalseAlarmEveryone -1 points0 points ago

Good thing nobody was there to give a shit.

[–]hawaiian0n -5 points-4 points ago

I like your username...

...subtle

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[–]Natrix1998 6 points7 points ago

Troll spotted. Putting up shields. Activating bullshit protector. I'm good.

[–]AJMcCoy612 91 points92 points ago

This guy is Khalid Askri, he made another big mistake which led to a goal in his next game and retired on the spot.

http://www.theoffside.com/africa/officially-the-worst-keeper-in-the-world.html

[–]grumpytoad 12 points13 points ago

YES, finally someone mentioned that! I was trying to find the other mistake but couldn`t. Thanks for posting!

[–]aeoz 4 points5 points ago

Retiring and letting your teammates, coaches, and country down in the middle of the game?

[–]sohnemann 2 points3 points ago

His third big mistake.

[–]Supercluster 0 points1 point ago

I think he is a cousin of Ali Al Habsi. Could be untrue though.

[–]aeoz 1 point2 points ago

Al Habsi is from Oman and this Askri guy is from Morocco so chances are low.

[–]Supercluster 0 points1 point ago

I read it on wikipedia but there is no citation. Probably made up...

[–]brickwall5 0 points1 point ago

Finding out he's from Morocco as a Moroccan who always has hope that the Moroccan national team can get back to the level that made them the first African team to make the World Cup Semifinals this is a big hit right in the feels.

Side note - bad keeper or not, he has the coolest name

[–]froglegsoup 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand. He must understand the persistence of objects. And he's a soccer player. So where did he think the ball went?

[–]jesusinabottle 26 points27 points ago

Hockey version.

[–]Brotherauron 10 points11 points ago

now for the exact opposite

[–]teusz16 3 points4 points ago

Now I'm confused.

[–]gnarsesh 1 point2 points ago

Puck spun hard off his pads.

[–]Shappie 0 points1 point ago

What actually happened in this video? What did the puck bounce off of? I know nothing of hockey.

[–]Crimms 0 points1 point ago

My guess is that the puck was hit high enough to bounce off the side of his right leg, somewhere just above the ankle.

[–]GI_jim_bob 1 point2 points ago

The puck ended up gliding on a crease in the ice made be the goalies skate.

[–]lost_trilogy 0 points1 point ago

I think he used his skate. You can see the quick blur of the puck from a slapshot and then the puck slows down and bounces away from the goal.

[–]Brotherauron 0 points1 point ago

It went through his 5 hole and it looks like he got a piece of it with his knee, and it had some serious spin on it, and kinda like English in pool, it spun out

[–]Jumped_On_That 6 points7 points ago

I love how it says "watch the puck," but I can't do that because it is a TINY little hockey puck, and that is exactly why I hate watching hockey anyways because I can't "watch the puck."

[–]jesusinabottle 2 points3 points ago

It's easy to learn. Don't actually follow the puck, follow the play.

[–]Elmo226 2 points3 points ago

Maybe if the network could add a big read streak behind it...

[–]GI_jim_bob 0 points1 point ago

i like you :)

[–]much_longer_username 0 points1 point ago

You know... people complain about that... and yet, it was the only time I watched hockey, because I could suddenly tell what the fuck was going on. It's fun to watch live, but 42" TVs were the stuff of legend back then, I thought I was badass for having a 27" CRT....

[–]Psomatic 0 points1 point ago

Look for the passing lanes and you can see the puck moving. My ex couldn't watch hockey on TV and it took about half a game to teach her to find the puck.

[–]zeonos 0 points1 point ago

which pixel was the puck?

[–]Creebs 8 points9 points ago

So you were watching "A League of Their Own" as well this evening? :)

[–]atred 5 points6 points ago

How about this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-IvKX0rCCw

[–]Kelderm2 60 points61 points ago

at least you waited a week

[–]ENKC 41 points42 points ago

This has been reposted for two years. Why stop now?

[–]supergamerz 75 points76 points ago

First time I have ever seen it.

[–]7253uy 4 points5 points ago

Same.

[–]AgamemnonV1 2 points3 points ago

"This is your first time seeing something I've seen? Here, have a downvote for your trouble."

The logic of everyone who downvoted you.

[–]WeAllLoveRed -1 points0 points ago

Sorry to say this, but I haven't seen it. Shudder.

[–]YouWantMyBacon 3 points4 points ago

I like the one where the keeper was doing cartwheels on the line, and when he got scored on, the PK taker celebrated with a cartwheel of his own.

[–]dartanum 4 points5 points ago

Hubris

[–]firebadmattgood 1 point2 points ago

crushed by it.

[–]yapzilla 1 point2 points ago

vaginal hubris?

[–]freecandy_van 30 points31 points ago

Former ref here, but admittedly stymied as to how the call would go. This is clearly kicks from the mark after regulation/overtime since the keeper did not even consider a rebound being kicked in. Big question, when is the play officially over? Is it when the ball comes to complete rest? I need to dust off my set of FIFA laws!

[–]hugies 84 points85 points ago

The play is over when the ball is at rest, out of play, or in the keepers possession.

[–]fancytalk 1 point2 points ago

Would the ref typically whistle in this situation? I saw a goal in a professional hockey game where a team scored after the play should have stopped (puck hit the netting above the glass and bounced back in the rink) but since the ref never blew the whistle the goal was upheld. Sucked for the team since the ref made an error but apparently the play is "technically" not over until the whistle, whatever actually happened on the ice.

I know stoppages are really different in soccer so maybe this doesn't apply, just curious if it might be a similar situation.

[–]baker781 2 points3 points ago

No, they can't whistle until the ball has stopped moving on its own accord, or goes over the line.

[–]hugies 0 points1 point ago

Or at least they shouldn't. I don't know what the situation would be if the ref did whistle though, possibly a retaken penalty?

[–]InsufferableTwat 4 points5 points ago

I don't see why this is has to be any more challenging than the keeper getting a touch on the ball and it going on off their glove. It's a goal. It's staggeringly obviously a goal. And that's the first time (in >30 years) I've ever heard anyone refer to a "play" in football... are you sure you're a ref in the right sport?!

[–]N8CCRG 15 points16 points ago

Well, those rules might not agree with the laws of nature. According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle, if it's completely at rest, then you don't know it's position (so it could be in the goal), but if you know it's position then you don't know if it's still moving.

[–]gnorty 27 points28 points ago

Nice try keeper.

[–]Torgle 10 points11 points ago

That's it folks, the game can never be played again. ESPN can start televising chess now.

[–]freecandy_van 10 points11 points ago

Well the Heisenberg uncertainty principle actually refers to the uncertainty (delta p times delta x <= hbar/2), not the value itself. Since the uncertainty in momentum when observed by our eyes is relatively large, your argument is invalid. QED

[–]wretcheddawn 1 point2 points ago

in quantum physics. In quantum soccer this would be relevant.

[–]Shadefox 0 points1 point ago

Just because the goal keeper touched the ball, does not mean it's out of play.

It has to either 'Stop', 'Be firmly within his grasp', or 'Out of play'.

Even when I played as a kid, one thing that was drilled into our heads about Goal Keeping was "That ball is NOT out of play until it is in your hands. If it isn't in your hands, it's a threat. You dive on that ball, you hold onto it with both hands, and you double, triple check to make sure it doesn't go over that line."

[–]JrtheWriter 4 points5 points ago

I kind of wish he just showboated and walked out the stadium. Went to his house and enjoyed celebratory beer and wings, only to turn on ESPN Deportes and find out he got cut and the ball went in.

[–]desquibnt 13 points14 points ago

I remember when this happened. The video went from /r/soccer to /r/sports and then was reposted half a dozen times to /r/funny. Then someone made a .gif and that went from /r/soccer to /r/sports and then was also reposted half a dozen times to /r/funny. And here we are again.

[–]VC61 21 points22 points ago

Have you ever seen this one before?

[–]raped_by_monkeys 9 points10 points ago

I would like to see the reaction of the player

[–]12LetterName 13 points14 points ago

Here ya go.

[–]greensy 7 points8 points ago

God, I remember back when this happened. It was posted and then re-posted and x-posted. And then once that was done somebody made a .gif and and sent it back around. And here we are again.

[–]teusz16 5 points6 points ago

Stahp. This is too creepy at midnight lol

[–]dookyface 2 points3 points ago

Have you ever seen this one before?

[–]Sexy_Rhino 2 points3 points ago

This is like the horror stories of people using protection but still getting pregnant on their honeymoon.

[–]Oppositesattract 2 points3 points ago

That would be like blowing a guy for sold out concert tickets and then finding out they're selling them at the door!

[–]rainytuesdays 1 point2 points ago

There’s no other way to complete that analogy because that’s the shittiest thing that could ever happen to you.

[–]humongous 0 points1 point ago

you're implying that girls don't like blowing ?

[–]rainytuesdays 0 points1 point ago

Its a joke from Aziz Ansari

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 5 points6 points ago

My brother has been a goalkeeper for 20 years, including Div 1 NCAA and semi-pro. He has never seen anything similar happen.

I played goalie in a rec league for 5 games before this happened to me. I blocked a penalty kick with my arm, and the ball spun back into the goal. It was torture, because I was on the ground from diving and could see the ball rolling back into the goal- but couldn't get over to stop it.

[–]iloveslowpoke -1 points0 points ago

Could that possibly because his tactic for stopping the ball is different from yours? For instance he might be better at placing his arm in the center of the ball(or in a position that decreases the chance/speed of spin) compared to you(since i'm guessing the ball popped up then rolled back on you in as in the video). I'm sure even the smallest change can result in a larger effect.

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 3 points4 points ago

I think it's more likely to just be bad luck. Although he probably does stop a lot more stuff with his hands, since he's actually good. I just threw myself in one direction and managed to get my forearm in front of it.

[–]suprasprode 0 points1 point ago

You have nowhere near the time to save a ball like that on a PK. you are in the air and have all of a couple tenths of a second. The ball is already spinning and coming quite fast...

[–]boughtitout 4 points5 points ago

I haven't seen this in forever! Thanks for reposting this. (Things redditors never say.)

[–]cleansanchez 1 point2 points ago

i wouldve liked the gif to have a few more frames so that cocky goalie could fall to his knees and cry.

[–]greensy 1 point2 points ago

He made another dumb mistake the very next game and retired out of shame on the spot if that satisfies you.

[–]cleansanchez 2 points3 points ago

THE GODS ARE SATISFIED

[–]KiNGofKiNG89 1 point2 points ago

Isnt there a time limit from when the ref says go until the ball is no good?

[–]iloveslowpoke 5 points6 points ago

Dead stop.

[–]KiNGofKiNG89 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, I havent played soccer since back in my HS days, I know there are major differences between HS and pro, but I always thought that the rule of seconds on PK stayed the same.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 1 point2 points ago

I don't know the rules of soccer so I ask this with all honesty. Did that count as a goal?

[–]SirAdrian0000 6 points7 points ago

Yes it did.

[–]slowbar1 1 point2 points ago

Yep. Even if it bounces off a member of the defending team, its a goal. These are refered to as own-goals.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 0 points1 point ago

That is too funny. Thanks for showing me that.

[–]Sharobob 0 points1 point ago

I don't think this one would count as an own-goal. If you get your hands on a shot (as the goalie) and it goes in, it still counts as the shooter's goal.

[–]pascalbrax 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes, even the Ref can be responsible of a goal.

[–]InsufferableTwat 0 points1 point ago

Not an own goal in the gif however. This was a penalty shoot out (you can tell even from the gif, because if it wasn't the striker could have scored on the rebound). The only people who can legally touch the ball are the striker and the goalie, and the striker claims the goal.

[–]Tsubix27 1 point2 points ago

There is a downvote joke in this

[–]MrIslander 0 points1 point ago

Do you have any idea how hard it is to stop a penalty kick? Insanely hard, and 99 time out of 100, that's a perfect save, I'm okay with him celebrating what turned out to be prematurely, because there's no way in hell he could've expected that to roll in.

[–]tylerrr18 0 points1 point ago

Thats how i feel about the packer game tonight... >:-|

[–]Scorpionfire12 0 points1 point ago

Bad luck Brian playing soccer.

[–]frntwprdood 0 points1 point ago

COCKY LITTLE FREAK

[–]zEaK47 0 points1 point ago

this happened in my country. That goal keeper had a lot of psychological problems after that! you can see him throw his shirt and rage quit in a match!

[–]jaynap1 0 points1 point ago

What, soccer? Yes. That sucks.

[–]sewell_186 0 points1 point ago

Don't know if the rule has been posted correctly yet but apparently if shouldn't have stood because in a penalty shoot out the penalty is over when the forward momentum of the ball ends. So a soon a the keeper stops it, the penalty should have been counted as saved

[–]iron_brew 0 points1 point ago

nooo nooo nooo ! I can hardly watch this

[–]theWolfPack 0 points1 point ago

no, physics, stahp

[–]xthearcher -4 points-3 points ago

so old

[–]che805 -1 points0 points ago

Can't tell what happened

[–]Asaoirc 2 points3 points ago

Kicker kicks ball during a overtime penalty shoot.

Goalie stops the ball from going in with his hand. Starts to walk away, thinking he's won.

The ball, still spinning, spins like a top over the goal line, thus scoring a goal.

[–]che805 1 point2 points ago

Haha that sucks for the goalie! Thanks for the explanation

[–]Uncompanionable -1 points0 points ago

Been posted 7000 times before, but it has a new caption so I'm obliged to upvote. I guess that's how this works, is it?

[–]Mozen 0 points1 point ago

EGO

[–]Thekaiser316 -1 points0 points ago

Wow i never seen this before. Tell me op did you make this yourself???

[–]redgroupclan -1 points0 points ago

I can't tell what's going on here...

[–]Soverata -1 points0 points ago

I remember watching that game! think it was the 2010 cup and its England's goalie but anyway i couldn't stop laughing after that

[–]Wetmelon -4 points-3 points ago

I've never seen so many fails in any other sport. So many arrogant fucktards in soccer.

[–]scotchirish -5 points-4 points ago

And what is happening here?

[–]AuntieEmm 9 points10 points ago

"Pride goeth before a fall."

[–]scotchirish 3 points4 points ago

so, did the goal count?

[–]bangonthedrums 6 points7 points ago

Yes

[–]zagreus9 -4 points-3 points ago

Bit shouldn't have

[–]bangonthedrums 2 points3 points ago

Why not? The ball was not in control of the keeper, he just knocked it away and it rolled back in - same idea if the keeper had hit it directly into the goal

[–]Surge72 3 points4 points ago

the keeper was not in control of the ball

ftfy

[–]TheSupaCritz 0 points1 point ago

Haha, exactly. The ball was quite in control of the keeper

[–]paptort 1 point2 points ago

The ball has assumed control of the keeper!

[–]ThisGuyDD -2 points-1 points ago

No.

The play was over when the ball stopped its movement towards the goal by the keeper initially stopping it. Its a kick in extra time and is different than a penalty kick because the play is just the one strike, and the one stop. After the ball is stopped the plays over so it could have rolled into the other goal and it wouldn't have changed the fact the ball was dead when the keeper stopped it.

[–]Snjolfur 1 point2 points ago

He didn't stop it, that's why the ball rolled into the goal...

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