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T-Rex High Heels (24.media.tumblr.com)

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[–]littlewondrousthings 502 points503 points ago

WTF as in, "Where the fuck can I buy these?"

[–]roboticinsides 120 points121 points ago

My girlfriend just said the same thing.

[–]eternalsunshine23 52 points53 points ago

Especially if they glow in the dark.

[–]UNEification 21 points22 points ago

These shoes + green dress + this mask = my new clubbing outfit.

[–]mitchy94 4 points5 points ago

Ok lady gaga... Don't forget to bring the dinosaur/alligator skin purse

[–]a_randy_sewer 12 points13 points ago

strippersupplies.com

(not a real link)

EDIT: Unrelated note, dinosaur.com takes you here: http://disneydvd.disney.go.com/dinosaurs-the-complete-third-and-fourth-seasons.html

[–]iPodLurker 28 points29 points ago

Why not? ಠ‿ಠ

[–]bonaducci 25 points26 points ago

jurassichoochie.com

(should be a real link)

[–]yellow_cake 11 points12 points ago

hoodratosaurus.com

[–]Neg_Karma_Vortex 1 point2 points ago

www.clownpenis.fart

[–]KeruxDikaios 1 point2 points ago

That was risky...

[–]shrubzilla 1 point2 points ago

may have reacted the same way..

[–]Plasticover 68 points69 points ago

I am a straight male who never wears heels and would buy these, just in case.....for science

[–]s-face 6 points7 points ago

I don't EVER wear heels and I'd wear these.

[–]throwawaynumberX 3 points4 points ago

they are cool except for the actual shoe part that looks like a tumor growing off of the dinosaur...not sure how it could be fixed, but to me that's off putting (maybe making the dinosaur more defined on the back?).

[–]littlewondrousthings 4 points5 points ago

I would not say no to a streamlined version. I need some practical lime green T-rex heels in my life.

[–]throwawaynumberX 0 points1 point ago

I'd be all over them if it wasn't for the whole tumor thing.

[–]TheOven 0 points1 point ago

This has got to be a Japanese thing right?

[–]nerdyangela 1 point2 points ago

no, seriously, where the fuck can we buy these? I came to reddit from ThinkGeek because I assumed you nerds would have the purchase link already. come on, GO! :)

[–]Etheo 151 points152 points ago

Saw title, expected different and was disappointed. Made one myself to save on depression pills.

[–]cosmickumara 5 points6 points ago

^ needs more upvotes.

[–]grimpoteuthis 6 points7 points ago

It was posted 20 minutes ago, give it time.

[–]cosmickumara 15 points16 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/yCbCV.gif

[–]supertoast43 13 points14 points ago

NO!!

[–]Sketchyourname 2 points3 points ago

http://imgur.com/lpWHs

[–]ghengiscunnilingus 2 points3 points ago

do me!

[–]Sketchyourname 1 point2 points ago

http://imgur.com/MgPGH

[–]skywlkr86 0 points1 point ago

Oh thank you so much!!!!!!!!!! I was definitely expecting this.

[–]The_Green_Cowboy 0 points1 point ago

Saw title, was disappointed. Came to comments to find this.

Thank you sir.

[–]maharito -1 points0 points ago

Yo Admins! Give this guy a custom title right now. "Hero of Reddit" right here.

[–]Ruks 0 points1 point ago

I am no longer disappointed.

You even got the shoe colour right.

[–]HendraVirus 0 points1 point ago

I was crossing my fingers for a little something like this

[–]taytayevans 103 points104 points ago

the dinosaur should also be in high heels.

[–]zebradrunk 49 points50 points ago

human high heels

[–]jacobc436 22 points23 points ago

which are wearing dinosoar heels which are wearing human hee. FUCK; HEEL-CEPTION

[–]THX_1139 2 points3 points ago

Which should then be in a tinier pair of T-Rex high heels.

[–]m0h3k4n 2 points3 points ago

Should be? Look again.

[–]PeskyCanadian 0 points1 point ago

I did. Now im sad.

[–]UNEification 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was just a part of the claw thing.

[–]FriENTS_F0r_Ev3r -2 points-1 points ago

Was thinking the same thing! Here, have an upvote for thinking the same thing.

[–]Melimbo12 111 points112 points ago

This is the first (probably only) time i've actually WANTED something that has featured on WTF

[–]Anaract 48 points49 points ago

probably because it doesn't really qualify as a /wtf post

[–]Melimbo12 1 point2 points ago

that's when you know it doesn't belong on WTF when you like/want it

[–]cjojojo -1 points0 points ago

Second time for me lol

[–]lexiann 26 points27 points ago

Where can I buy these?!

[–]Xedma[!] 19 points20 points ago

This needs to be on /r/shutupandtakemymoney

[–]londonbridge33 40 points41 points ago

Halt I am Reptar!!

[–]SubmittedToDigg 13 points14 points ago

Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!!

[–]Whoa_ShutItDown 11 points12 points ago

What do we do, when there's a kid on the ice?!

[–]mm0523 16 points17 points ago

I will marry the first woman I meet wearing these.

[–]Kevinik 9 points10 points ago

I will marry her if she starts dancing and singing "Walk the Dinosaur"

[–]dorkacon69 -2 points-1 points ago

What did I just watch?

[–]thesearewords 31 points32 points ago

Those aren't WTF, those are incredible.

[–]OgodHOWdisGEThere 38 points39 points ago

open the door...

[–]Bitrandombit 29 points30 points ago

get on the floor...

[–]books_and_tattoos 29 points30 points ago

everybody walk the dinosaur!

[–]UsernameNotFound404 9 points10 points ago

BOOM BOOM!

[–]MasterOfPaint 9 points10 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/uhKbH.png

[–]int3rwebz3 10 points11 points ago

Freaking sweet!

[–]rockpaperskissors 10 points11 points ago

im upvoting to find these later to buy

[–]THE_DINOSAUR_QUEEN 9 points10 points ago

PERFECT

[–]SeaMenOnTheRocks 8 points9 points ago

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

[–]lets_make_biscuits 7 points8 points ago

shut up and take my money! I would wear the fuck out of these.

[–]blackLe 5 points6 points ago

fuck you op

these are god tier

[–]creatureofchaos 5 points6 points ago

"Angela from Rugrats Works the Stage"...coming this Fall.

[–]teachmetosex 8 points9 points ago

Angelica*

[–]desenagrator 1 point2 points ago

Angelica.

[–]_SGP_ 0 points1 point ago

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory

[–]_SGP_ 0 points1 point ago

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory

[–]LOLDATSFUNNEHGUISE 4 points5 points ago

10/10 would bang for that alone.

[–]avantgardeaclue 5 points6 points ago

As someone who is tacky as fuck, I adore these.

[–]grimpoteuthis 0 points1 point ago

These would fit in my wardrobe perfectly.

[–]gagagita 3 points4 points ago

Something something "Walking With Dinosaurs".

[–]lolison 5 points6 points ago

They'd be like 20x cooler if the T-Rex was wearing high heels too.

[–]ireallylikedolphins 4 points5 points ago

And then everybody walked the dinosaur.

[–]kredman 2 points3 points ago

Do want!!!!

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot 2 points3 points ago

Want. So. Badly. Want.

[–]LadyoftheWood 2 points3 points ago

WANT

[–]tomahto33 0 points1 point ago

If I saw a stripper wearing those I would give her all my money.

[–]Prisonfishy 2 points3 points ago

/r/shutupandtakemymoney

[–]hamandjam 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. Came here expecting a long lost Marc Bolan Song.

[–]intoether 0 points1 point ago

9 out of 10. Would Wear

[–]Iheartmypleco 2 points3 points ago

damn, these make me wish I was a girl. You know what? it's fine, I don't need to be a girl for these.

[–]grimpoteuthis 2 points3 points ago

Work it.

[–]SciPirate 2 points3 points ago

I want these so hard. SO HARD!!!!

[–]QuasarsRcool 2 points3 points ago

Your idea of "wtf" is very shitty and wrong

[–]arieeberrie 1 point2 points ago

Where did you find these?

[–]miss_iss 1 point2 points ago

everyone only has this picture and no one knows where they came from!?

[–]Demonicgod 0 points1 point ago

Thats actually, really cool.

[–]russianwinters 1 point2 points ago

that is awesome as shit!!

[–]Sexy_Rhino 2 points3 points ago

Awesome. I am extra happy this wasn't another small arm joke.

[–]Magjay18 0 points1 point ago

A must have dino

[–]MooseCaca 0 points1 point ago

I need these on my feet!

[–]blade2000 1 point2 points ago

Take my money!

[–]interestinggg 0 points1 point ago

This is not what I expected.

[–]amishtek 0 points1 point ago

SJ?

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Those look like the greatest novelty shoes in existence. I'm gonna need a pair that lights up when I step. On second thought, just make light up sneakers that'll fit a woman's 10 or 11

[–]bigbear19 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting high heels designed for a T-rex

[–]anthonygiard -1 points0 points ago

Gaga Ooh Lala

[–]MisterxRager 0 points1 point ago

not gonna lie, these are fucking awesome

[–]dreamshark 1 point2 points ago

As a strait laced kind of fellow, I can only point out how badadd this could have been if the Dino was feathered: for science, genetically modified glow in the dark feathers on a sexy T-Rex, because we all know T-Rex was no loose skin lizard!

[–]Kevinik 1 point2 points ago

WALK THE DINOSAUR!!!

[–]GingerFresh 0 points1 point ago

Where do I buy these?

[–]CreamPieSatan 1 point2 points ago

ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney!

[–]mechanizedmouse 0 points1 point ago

Want.

[–]revfelix 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a T-Rex wearing heels.

[–]Stephiek 1 point2 points ago

I've had nightmares about this son of a bitch chasing me since childhood (I'm 28). I think I need these for mental health reasons.

[–]jermslice 1 point2 points ago

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

[–]horany 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't solve the "long legs, little arms" problem for the TRex.

[–]NoctGent 0 points1 point ago

"Hi. I don't know who you are, but I think I need to know you"

[–]lovegreen 1 point2 points ago

I bet you could make some crazy high heels with a 3d printer.

[–]doobiekiller 1 point2 points ago

Not gonna lie, I was picturing this

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/4753575/Slade.jpg

[–]p3n1s14nd 0 points1 point ago

I like dinosaurs, you like Dinosaurs, lets get this thing going. :)

[–]LamAndie 0 points1 point ago

first time to see this, totally terrific roarrrrr heels!

[–]LeLeLeSchlick 1 point2 points ago

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAURRRRRR

[–]blueredyellowbluered 0 points1 point ago

OP did you just jack this from TDW?

I would totally wear these heels with an LBD and look awesome.

[–]KeatingOrRoark 1 point2 points ago

CUte idea, poor execution.

[–]L4PU7A 0 points1 point ago

I only said WHAT THE FUCK because I thought I saw a vagina on the t-Rex.

[–]whiteout69 1 point2 points ago

Misread title as "T-Rex in High Heels" was slightly disappointed

[–]ishyaboy 0 points1 point ago

It looks like the poor little fella is bearing all of the human weight on his tiny little back and screaming in agony.

[–]stillcole 0 points1 point ago

I spent a lot of seconds looking for the t-rex to be wearing high heels before realizing he was high heels

[–]MyFriendsAreAllBacon 1 point2 points ago

I immediately thought "I hope it squeaks when she walks"

[–]Rontitties 0 points1 point ago

These would go perfectly with my short arms

[–]Bierce_Bash 1 point2 points ago

We need a subreddit for cool stuff.

[–]dev67 1 point2 points ago

I came expecting a T-Rex IN high heels... I left disappointed.

[–]Panda_Burrito -1 points0 points ago

For some reason I was expecting a T-rex wearing high heels.

[–]Fishstx -1 points0 points ago

I down vote for lack of wtf not the lack of awesome.

[–]Thunderbandit -1 points0 points ago

Looks like shes walking the dinosaur.

[–]Earlisaboss -1 points0 points ago

This is how to walk the dinosaur.

[–]ManniB -1 points0 points ago

Too bad those aren't extinct..

[–]Beeeeaaaars -1 points0 points ago

Now I wish I were a woman...

[–]docod44 -1 points0 points ago

I don't know what I expected

[–]a_talking_face -1 points0 points ago

Ross Geller would jizz in his pants if he saw these.

[–]panda_nectar -1 points0 points ago

Offering a $10 finder's fee.

[–]Allahakbarnanna -1 points0 points ago

Looks like SouthPark's elementary school nurse's head, you know, the side with the unborn fetus on it.

[–]iuseleinterwebz -1 points0 points ago

If I had a girlfriend, I'd buy these for her faster than Peter Griffin making a cutaway gag.

[–]yourenotmydad -1 points0 points ago

doesn't matter, has rex.

[–]theycallmeheisenberg -1 points0 points ago

these would probably be a bitch to walk in but DO WANT.

[–]Fajitasizzle -1 points0 points ago

I was hoping for a T-Rex in high heels...

[–]tracey_bee 0 points1 point ago

my boyfriend just said the same thing...

[–]sellby 0 points1 point ago

I find this awesome, but slightly disturbing.

[–]p3ncap 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read "T-Rex in High Heels"

[–]apollo87 1 point2 points ago

Why has no one addressed where we can actually buy these? I NEED these. Nudie photo to the first person who finds them!

[–]ditchwater_Sal 0 points1 point ago

I will also give nudie photos for the address!!

[–]Tarabelle 0 points1 point ago

How do I acquire these?

[–]fragilemind -1 points0 points ago

Man, you really got my hopes up.

[–]smasters908 -1 points0 points ago

I have a feeling I'm not in the right subreddit.

[–]Cult_of_Nosferatu -1 points0 points ago

Well...I'm gonna work on making a drag persona just so I can have these.

[–]mindtrapped 0 points1 point ago

Rex'd em? Nearly killed em!

[–]RandyDangle 0 points1 point ago

I bet Coco would love these. She posted some weird ass shit the other day on her fb page.

http://i.imgur.com/6Z9JU.png

[–]EvilAndPuissant 0 points1 point ago

It seems as though shoes like that would inevitably betray you.

[–]cmtsk8er 0 points1 point ago

I need these!

[–]thekillerbunny 0 points1 point ago

yes! i would be the COOLEST mom in town with those heels!

[–]burdd 0 points1 point ago

i must have them!

[–]Alexbell89 1 point2 points ago

Shut up and take my money!

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point ago

NEED NEED NEED. I would LOVE to wear these at work. Where can I buy them?!

[–]mariahx12 0 points1 point ago

holllly chit

[–]in_wonderland 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly I have a dinosaur heels shaped hole in my closet..

[–]patchsonic 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for a T-Rrex in high heels....

[–]UR_Face 0 points1 point ago

Dear Santa, this is the only thing I want for Christmas this year.

[–]attn2risky 0 points1 point ago

OMG I NEED THESE

[–]enkayh 0 points1 point ago

Not even close to WTF. Awesome actually.

[–]faradazerage 0 points1 point ago

i got overexcited when i read it "T-Rex wearing high heels"

[–]whosyourkittie 0 points1 point ago

Im in love.

[–]txboy 0 points1 point ago

Fashion is awesome.

[–]wombatsodome 0 points1 point ago

Dude I want a pair bad I don't care I'm male I would wears em

[–]ihavecrayons -1 points0 points ago

That looks hideous. Really.

[–]Nicombobula 1 point2 points ago

it looks like one of those eggs youd put into hot water and bam! 5 minutes later! dinosaur.

[–]dinosaurios 2 points3 points ago

Gurrrrl those went extinct ages ago

[–]milkman7880 2 points3 points ago

Lee fucking Newton http://i.imgur.com/Mh0gb.jpg

[–]thehanny 1 point2 points ago

wondering where I saw this today. I wonder how many redditors watch sourcefed/philly

[–]Emwahr 0 points1 point ago

Want want want

[–]Firerhea -2 points-1 points ago

Pretty sure I had the Jurassic Park toy this was based off of.

http://thegalleryofmonstertoys.com/90swing/trex.jpg

[–]squirrellevel 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought I was going to get a picture of Marc Bolan in drag?

[–]goaless 0 points1 point ago

why is this wtf? looks fucking awesome to me..

[–]penguin_bowties -4 points-3 points ago

The lighting in this picture suggests strip club

[–]Maghella 0 points1 point ago

BEAUTIFUL!!!

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