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[–]ZJustice 87 points88 points ago

I would have also accepted "utterly terrified cat"

[–]gotnotimeforthis 59 points60 points ago

Thanks Alex. I'll take Famous Potatoes for $200

[–]hogimusPrime 27 points28 points ago

This type of "potato, " common in many children's childhoods, has interchangeable face and body parts.

[–]jusksmit 36 points37 points ago

What is Mr. Potato Head?

I'll take Potent Potables for $800.

[–]BoringUsername1 15 points16 points ago

This beverage is white in nature and while made by many companies has been made most well known by Clorox.

[–]late_night_tacobell 23 points24 points ago

What is cow semen? I'll take Sudsy Spudsies for $1.

[–]Dandarya 8 points9 points ago

Dryer than Aladdin's foreskin, usually half full. What potato chip brand is described?

[–]SurleyToke 6 points7 points ago

What is Dick Cheney. Anal Bum Cover for $2000.

[–]silentflight 7 points8 points ago

Answer there... The Daily Double. pew pew. pew pew. peeewwwwwww.

[–]FootofOrion 0 points1 point ago

VIDEO DAILY DOUBLE! WHERE IS HOT PRESENTER LADY?

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[–]2ndaccount6969 4 points5 points ago

Not actually a imgur link FYI also NSFW.

[–]rockabillyplaid 213 points214 points ago

This seems really unsafe. Why do people let their pets run around all over them while they're driving?

[–]MestR 124 points125 points ago

Some people are pretty damn retarded that's why.

[–]robocop12 23 points24 points ago

Because fuck logic

[–]lolhenry 19 points20 points ago

It's okay to let natural selection take its course but don't take the cat and other people on the road down as well.

[–]IArgueWithAtheists 12 points13 points ago

It is unsafe, but I've done it.

Drove cross country with two cats. Initially had both leashed to the back of the hatchback so that they couldn't reach the front seats.

As an experiment, I unleashed them and drove some empty neighborhood streets to see what happened. One stayed in the back. The other climbed into my lap and fell asleep.

Continued to drive with a lap cat. No problems.

[–]Nymaz 19 points20 points ago

I did it once with my first cat when she was a kitten. The first thing she did was crawl up under the brake pedal. I lucked out and managed to get her out from under there, but realized if there was any sort of emergency I would be faced with an accident or squishing my cat. Never again.

[–]Apogee15 -3 points-2 points ago

Continued to drive with a lap cat. No problems.

I've done the same. It really isn't as unsafe as these people seem to think. It would depend on the cat, whether they would be calm in the car or freaking out running all over.

shrug

[–]mooble 11 points12 points ago

Regardless, were their to be an accident a loose cat would not help matters.

I realize that its hard to worry about something that barely ever happens, but its still not a good idea. Its like wearing a seat belt. 99% of the time it doesn't matter. When it does make a difference, it makes a large one.

[–]Rear_Admiral_Pants 5 points6 points ago

This one time I drove without a seatbelt and was totally fine.

[–]Fremdschaemer -1 points0 points ago

The other redditors who tried it couldn't make it today.

[–]Imanemu 1 point2 points ago

For me it's the issue of the safety of the animal. If you get hit, free agents in the car will go flying. My mom got rear ended by a car going 55 mph last year with our two dogs in the back. If they hadn't been in crates they would have gone through the front window.. The crates were decimated but the dogs were safe.

[–]davesfakeaccount -2 points-1 points ago

Yup, I do this often. If the cat is well behaved (most aren't) then it's quite safe. Safer than texting and driving anyway, and more people do that then drive with a cat on the loose.

[–]mowgles 7 points8 points ago

Besides the danger of your pet flying out onto the pavement in case of an accident.. I've seen two identical situations of people putting a loose cat into their car and the cat climbing up under the dashboard and getting stuck.

I don't get the logic behind it. It's unsafe and pretty damned negligent.

[–]rockabillyplaid 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't even thinking about the danger to the pet, more the distraction to the person driving the car.

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. Someone needed to say this.

[–]UnreachablePaul 3 points4 points ago

They are up for Darwin awards

[–]OutofSpec 0 points1 point ago

So I shouldn't go try this?

[–]Blepharospasm 4 points5 points ago

You know, sometimes I think this level of stupidity is so rare that it is a sight to behold when I see this. But then I realise that at least 1000 people thought this was funny, upvoted this, and a significant percentage of them have done something equally brainless.

[–]AfterGloww 5 points6 points ago

Just because we thought this was funny doesn't mean we're prone to the same stupid behavior.

[–]Blepharospasm -3 points-2 points ago

Oh, I agree. I just feel it is the law of the universe that if a 1000 people watch a man try and fist fight an polar bear, there is at least one other person who will try and one up him.

[–]Thundershrimp 1 point2 points ago

Pics?

[–]ThatJedi 0 points1 point ago

Meow, I see where you can get this inference, but most people aren't dumb enough to try this themselves. I like to think that meow-a-days we just like to sit back and watch people remove their stupidity from the gene-pool.

[–]thefigpucker -2 points-1 points ago

Exactly.

[–]blazingboom -1 points0 points ago

My roommate once told me take the cat with me in the car once. I thought he was joking, but guess people really do, go on ride with their cats.

[–]3825 61 points62 points ago

Please don't do this. That cat can't possibly survive a air bag deployment.

inb4 this girl is literally hitler

[–]highasdick 22 points23 points ago

I doubt the girl is likely to survive the airbag smashing the cat into her face at 120 mph.

[–]floreal999 2 points3 points ago

Cat first... Hitler? Who cares?

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

yea but this is reddit. they probably care more about the cat than about the girl.

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

I guess you could say that it will catapult.

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

Like Melissa would say, "jajaja"

[–]UNEification 1 point2 points ago

I would like to add that depending on the cat's reaction, movement, and if they block your line of vision... I feel like this is distracted driving. And I know the cat's face is funny, but if the driver's reaction time was delayed to do this then it does put the lives of others at risk.

[–]3825 1 point2 points ago

Yes, it is as bad as if not worse than texting while driving.

[–]UNEification 1 point2 points ago

Okay cool I was afraid I'd be the only one who thought this was dangerous.

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

sad thing about pictures that get this high exposure is that people will try to emulate it and even put it on reddit to say "reddit, how did I do?" or put it on facebook and say "Lyk tihs if yuo cri evreytim"

poor bastards

[–]jashlee 36 points37 points ago

I will never understand why people don't put their cat in cat carriers. What happens if someone hits you?

C'mon, people. It's dangerous to you and the cat.

And at the very least, dogs should have seatbelt harnesses.

[–]snowbirdie 18 points19 points ago

More like, the cat can easily get under your pedals and you can't break. It's also a distraction, and illegal. Stupid people cause other people to die and this is clearly not an intelligent driver who would take a self-incriminating photo.

[–]eightballart 9 points10 points ago

Seriously! If the cat gets scared (or bored) and decides that under your accelerator and/or brake pedal is a nice safe place to be, you're going to be in an accident. Or you SLAM on the brakes and the cat dies, either way is a shitty outcome.

[–]Penguin_Dreams 7 points8 points ago

Yep, this happened to me when I was young and retarded. About a couple hours in to a 7 hour road trip the cat decided he really didn't like being in the car and thought under the gas pedal would be a good place to hide. Of course this happened while going up a steep and wind-y mountain pass.

So the car slows down considerably because there's an 18 lb cat blocking the application of pedal to metal, there's a long line of angry people behind me and a bunch of large trucks in the slow lane, who were at this point going a bit faster than me. I'm trying not to swerve too much and either run into the trucks or fall off the side of the mountain but the floor of the car is kind of far away when you're also trying to see over the steering wheel. So I grab the cat by the tail, which was the only part of him I could reach, and discover that he's surprisingly strong. He's got a death grip on the carpet and he's not letting go. Nope. He likes it under the pedal and is blissfully unaware that we're all about to die.

I finally did manage to pry him off the carpet and we made it over the mountain pass without anyone getting injured or dead. He was none too happy about getting dragged around by the tail and being in the car at all. I spent the next 5 hours trying to keep him from getting back under there. It was not a pleasant trip. Folks, don't do this the hard way. Get a crate.

[–]tadowguy 6 points7 points ago

It's dangerous to everyone else on the road and pedestrians also.

[–]joshjje -2 points-1 points ago

Most definitely be safer for the driver, but im not so sure it would be safer for the pet, maybe a dog though since they are much heavier. If they are in a carrier, wont they just smash head first into the front of the cage anyways?

[–]jashlee 3 points4 points ago

Better the front of the cage than into the windshield, I feel. But yeah, it just makes me nervous seeing people with their cats out like that. I have 3 cats and I can guarantee I wouldn't come out alive without cages.

[–]rprebel 16 points17 points ago

[–]Idonotvolunteer 5 points6 points ago

That's what a cat looks like during its trip to the front page of Reddit.

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

I love you for this...I just laughed til I cried...thank you.

[–]besvr 2 points3 points ago

[–]Supapeach 0 points1 point ago

i thought i'd find a link to this somewhere in here. my favorite was the terminator themed one they did

[–]mucifous 25 points26 points ago

[–]hogimusPrime 6 points7 points ago

That is the second most regal looking cat I have ever seen.

[–]mucifous 22 points23 points ago

[–]hogimusPrime 4 points5 points ago

That is the second most despondent looking cat I have ever seen.

[–]mucifous -1 points0 points ago

I gotta see the first...

[–]the_trout 5 points6 points ago

Seriously. Life's way too short. Just relax and enjoy the ride.

[–]girlz0r 2 points3 points ago

You. I like you. And your cats are pretty swell.

[–]the_trout 6 points7 points ago

And take some time for a little camping and fishing.

[–]Fushigidane 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to alarm you but your cat changed colors at the end there. Might want to get that checked.

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

cats definitely don't go in the front seat, don't make his short life any shorter

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 15 points16 points ago

Let's all try and increase our chances of killing ourselves in the dumbest way possible! Maybe we can take out a few innocent bystanders while we're at it.

[–]NoDew 16 points17 points ago

It's kind of weird how people think utter terror is funny. I'm not even being sarcastic: look at how happy that woman is! Her cat's freaking the fuck out, probably panting from stress when not yowling. But the woman is like "haha, silly tibbles! you like car rides SOOOO much! mommy loves you."

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

mommy loves you.

oh gosh. that is word for word what my roommate says. At least we don't take Presley out on car rides just for the heck of it.

[–]jsophoto 53 points54 points ago

shameless.

title comnts points age /r/
My Friend Put His Cat on FB... TOONCES THE DRIVING CAT LIVES! 6coms 124pts 4dys funny
Awwww? More like Ahhhhhh! 15coms 329pts 2mos aww
Awwww? More like Ahhhhhh! 15coms 329pts 2mos aww

source: karmadecay

[–]quicksilver3121 3 points4 points ago

Jeeze, I posted the My Friend Put His Cat on FB post... I had no idea another friend of our mutual friend posted it 2 mos before.

[–]prinsith 2 points3 points ago

Lol, you know Aly?

[–]bo87 36 points37 points ago

[–]Cygnus_X1 -1 points0 points ago

Thanks. I'll be using this.

[–]prinsith 0 points1 point ago

This photo belongs to my cousin.

[–]MayTheFusBeWithYou 8 points9 points ago

For the love of fuck, get the HELL over this crap about posting about when something is a repost. If someone isn't claiming a pic is theirs when it isn't, what purpose does it serve? OHH THIS PIC HAS APPEARED BEFORE, NO ONE MUST EVER SEE IT AGAIN!

I hadn't seen this picture, and if the number of upvotes is indicative of anything, other people hadn't seen it either, or, if they had, they liked seeing it again enough to upvote it. Was every time you saw a picture on the internet the first time it was posted? Also the one 4 days ago had 124 upvotes (compared to this one which has 1076), who the fuck is going to see that if they don't sit and browse this sub all day. And the other ones were 2 months ago, practically a lifetime on Reddit.

If you've already seen it, just ignore it and move on.

[–]brianm314 1 point2 points ago

If the number of downvotes is indicative of anything, more people like the fact that he posts this, and, if they hadn't, they wouldn't like seeing it again enough to upvote it.

[–]snowbirdie -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't mind if people didn't lie and try to pass it off as their own.

[–]MayTheFusBeWithYou 5 points6 points ago

Where did OP do that?

[–]gordito93 -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, but this was 4 days ago. Normally I'd agree.

[–]MayTheFusBeWithYou 0 points1 point ago

4 days is quite long in Reddit terms, but even if it wasn't, it only got 124 upvotes - very few people would see it compared to this one, currently sitting on 1400+. If barely anyone sees it, so what if it was posted 4 days ago? And I ask again, was the first time you saw every picture on the internet the first time it was posted? I missed the one 4 days ago (because of the crappy upvotes).

I just fail to see how this report is harming anyone, or what purpose telling everyone it's a repost serves.

[–]AllThatJazz 9 points10 points ago

In other news: woman arrested due to a distracted driving incident, that led her and her cat to accidentally mow down a group of school children, after posting pics of her feline at the wheel on her facebook page.

[–]AventinusCam 8 points9 points ago

this is probably the bitch that smashed into the back of my car last week. why would anybody drive like that? fuuuuck.

[–]Ivaar 1 point2 points ago

My cat does this if I let her loose in the car too... She'll go up to every window and start meowing incessantly. Probably scared. I keep her in the box most of the time now when driving.

[–]FkYouFlipFlops 2 points3 points ago

TOONCES THE DRIVING CAT.

THE CAT WHO CAN DRIVE A CAR.

HE DRIVES AROUND, ALL OVER THE TOWN.

TOONCES THE DRIVING CAT.

[–]erikx213 -1 points0 points ago

WHY IS THIS NOT THE TOP COMMENT!?!?

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

because fuck safety, amirite?

[–]spoiled11 3 points4 points ago

Bat country reference somewhere.

[–]aukir -1 points0 points ago

WE CAN'T STAY HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!

[–]Circuitfire 1 point2 points ago

We can't stop here

[–]UnlessNothing 2 points3 points ago

One small crash or accident and that cat turns into whatever those ugly Canadian French fry things are on the front page.

[–]AsperaAstra 3 points4 points ago

It's called poutine, and its AMAZING.

[–]PurpleCapybara 0 points1 point ago

Tunces CAN drive a car. Just not very well...

[–]mesosorry 1 point2 points ago

Tunces NOOOOOO

[–]Puppyboy64 -1 points0 points ago

That's one mean pussy.

[–]eazy_flow_elbow -1 points0 points ago

Human, retrieve my dildo for me at once.

[–]goddangit -1 points0 points ago

GET OUTTA THE ROAD YA LUNATIC

[–]THEDumbasscus -1 points0 points ago

MEOW USE YOUR BLINKER MEOW ASSHOLE!!!

[–]g3n3p4rm3s4n -1 points0 points ago

Those tattoos.....

my eyes, the goggles do nothing.

[–]boldtu -1 points0 points ago

[–]ironsights -1 points0 points ago

AI laughed way too hard at this

[–]lpisme -1 points0 points ago

It's called a TURN SIGNAL ya friggin' jackass.

[–]FightingAmish 0 points1 point ago

Good old Toonces.

[–]random112432 -1 points0 points ago

Meowsy McDermont

[–]maebo121 -1 points0 points ago

(cat) Human. Human! HUMAN! HUMAN TAKE THE WHEEL BEFORE WE FUCKING DIE!

[–]girlscoutcookies -1 points0 points ago

Badass!!

[–]Jowgenz -1 points0 points ago

Every time I see something regarding road rage, it reminds me of this.

[–]Blainyrd -1 points0 points ago

HEY! HEY FUCK YOU! YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING TURN SIGNAL?!

[–]CrypticPhantasma -1 points0 points ago

[–]tinga14 1 point2 points ago

DO NOT MAKE THIS A MEME.

[–]erishun -1 points0 points ago

Fucking Apple Maps!

[–]this_is_your_dad 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD SO CUTE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE DOES IT LIVE INSIDE YOUR LONELY FUCKING HOUSE?

[–]You_hand_one_job 0 points1 point ago

More like 'scared for his or her life' cat! And well they should be, if the OP is the driver.... apparently they will stop at nothing to get karma. That includes shitty, clearly not what is going on (but not in a funny or in any way clever) titles. Yeah I said it.

inb4 the edit: shit I swear I had something for this

[–]Blast338 0 points1 point ago

The speed limit is 65!!! Not 30!! Jack ass!!!

[–]SkytheDrop 0 points1 point ago

Is that a girl?

[–]pandez 0 points1 point ago

OMG Toonces The Driving Cat? I haven't seen you since 1991 :D

[–]musicman1188 0 points1 point ago

Late '90's Pontiac Bonneville.

[–]Macho_man6 0 points1 point ago

It made me smile.

[–]besvr 0 points1 point ago

Toonces!

[–]NiZhoni 0 points1 point ago

Hrmmmhahammhrrmhrrrm... Catsss. X3

[–]Glass_of_Milk 0 points1 point ago

That lady had really bad teeth.

[–]TheMinister2811 2 points3 points ago

[–]KarlieRoo -2 points-1 points ago

GET OFF THE ROAD

[–]GeorgeAmberson -1 points0 points ago

Don't drive angry.

[–]Thereminz 1 point2 points ago

don't drive angry, don't drive angry

... not bad for a quadruped though

[–]wellhushmypuppies -2 points-1 points ago

that is so incredibly dangerous (and I'm just thinking about the cat here) and yet hysterical at the same time. oh, irony.

[–]hereticmoox -2 points-1 points ago

For people that think this is unsafe. It could be, but if there's two people in the car, the cat can be managed by the passenger. I've done this a couple of times and it's not even half as unsafe as smoking, using phone or having annoying kids in the back.

After a few times, the cat knows which place he can't go and usually sits around and sleeps on your lap/shoulder. Though I would never recommend letting a cat loose in the car without having a passenger to make sure that the cat doesn't go in dangerous areas.

[–]digitalscale 2 points3 points ago

Yes, because if the cat goes down by the pedals it will be no problem for a passenger to reach over and remove it, without distracting the driver. I mean it's not like the cat in the pic is already in a potentially dangerous place or anything is it?

[–]hereticmoox -2 points-1 points ago

It's not very hard to predict what the cat is going to do. If he's on your lap and looking down, the passenger needs to pick him up. You need to know your cat. They are very predictable.

[–]digitalscale 1 point2 points ago

You're a fucking idiot.

[–]hereticmoox -3 points-2 points ago

Ran out of points on your losing argument? I'm not saying it's for every cat or every person, but I know my cat and he would never do something unexpected.

Seriously, this isn't a constructive comment at all. Reddiquette.

[–]digitalscale 1 point2 points ago

You're right that was uncalled for, I apologise, but despite what you may believe, there is no way that you can always predict your cats behaviour. What if you have to brake or swerve suddenly for instance? Are you seriously telling me that you would know exactly how your cat would respond in a frightening situation? It's not a human. It is not rational. It responds instinctively. Having an animal loose in the front of a car is obviously an irresponsible thing to do, no matter how much you love it or believe you understand it. I'm amazed that you would disagree.

[–]hereticmoox -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah I understand that in an emergency situation, the cat might hide under the seat or directly under the pedals. But when I do have my cat with me, I'm always way more cautious (I'm already a cautious driver, never had a single accident). If I have to break quickly, I'm gonna have my foot on the brakes before he even has the chance to jump down.

The only thing that frightens me is that if I get in an accident, the cat has no protection and will most likely die. I only brought him twice in my car. The only reason that I let him loose is that when he's in a cage, he gets really scared, sweats buckets, meows until he collapses and overall just looks miserable.

I agree that this shouldn't be done unless everything else has been tried, I'm just saying that it's not as unsafe as it seems to be if you're very cautious and you know what you're doing.

[–]extremly_bored -3 points-2 points ago

You could attach a dildo to that cat

[–]Dillphil -3 points-2 points ago

That girl has bigger biceps than me

[–]prinsith -3 points-2 points ago

This is my cousin's picture. -________-

KARMA STEALER.

[–]lifebinder -2 points-1 points ago

"HEY HE CUT YOU OFF! Aren't you gonna do anything about it? Grow a backbone, already. What are you, a mouse or a man?...Either way its weird, honestly."

[–]Hyper1on -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't know cats could have tattoos...

[–]hohnsenhoff -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks for the post, it always makes my day :-)

[–]PBR_On_Ice -3 points-2 points ago

"HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"

[–]GuessWho_O -2 points-1 points ago

Meow didn't have to cuttt me offff..

[–]fancy-chips -2 points-1 points ago

"GET OFF THE ROAD MOTHER FUCKER!"

[–]JoePurdy 1 point2 points ago

Put your animal in a fucking box/cage when you drive asshole.

[–]saaerzern8 -2 points-1 points ago

That cat's facial expression indicates fear, not rage.

[–]rupertc 0 points1 point ago

can't stay here, this is bat country...

[–]Epocast 0 points1 point ago

Not helping the woman driver stereotype.

[–]sdre468 1 point2 points ago

I have a strange feeling that this will become a meme...

[–]digitalscale 1 point2 points ago

I fucking hope not.

[–]sdre468 1 point2 points ago

Yea but due to the immaturity of reddit lately and the fact that i just thought up of 3 different ways to use this while typing this sentence it does unfortunately have the meme characteristics but will probably just be overused and then hated like usual

[–]digitalscale 1 point2 points ago

Sad, but true.

[–]sdre468 1 point2 points ago

Yea, now remember new redditors take a lesson, never. Overuse. A. Fucking. Meme. Ever. Or I will find you

[–]digitalscale 1 point2 points ago

And I'll bring the pliers and a blow torch and then I'ma get medieval on your ass.

[–]wustl07 0 points1 point ago

If you drive like this, fuck you.

[–]thirdfounder -4 points-3 points ago

turns any car into a Jaguar.

[–]uglyfatbroketinycock -3 points-2 points ago

Faggot karma whore nigger.

[–]Bumrape -4 points-3 points ago

Did someone cat him off? (sorry).

[–]MoogyOne -1 points0 points ago

This is how accidents happen.

[–]iateyourbaby 0 points1 point ago

It scares the hell out of me to see people doing this, I once saw a guy with a German Sheppard on his lap while driving. I made sure to stay far, far away from him.

[–]SignoreReddit -2 points-1 points ago

That woman's teeth look like they haven't been brushed in....ever. Even with the blurriness I can see how yellow they are. Yuck!

[–]zxop55 -3 points-2 points ago

Needs more mustache.