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After fixing a girls computer (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Firate 218 points219 points ago

Reminds me of 6th grade. Hottest girl in the school was in my English class. We were working on typing up our essays when she accidentally deletes the whole thing. I turn around to her computer and proceed to Ctrl+Z and the essay comes back.

Her: "Oh my God I love you!"

Me: "Yay!" (What the fuck else do you say, thanks?)

[–]Obvious_Troll_Accoun 147 points148 points ago

I know....

[–]MeatIsMeaty 67 points68 points ago

Bitches love Han.

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 17 points18 points ago

And Han loves the bitches.

[–]hutchmcnugget 2 points3 points ago

And Han knows that.

FTFY

[–]samshank96 28 points29 points ago

I've said this to a girl who also liked star wars... aaaannnddd things have been going alright ever since.

[–]brokencode 29 points30 points ago

You say "I know." Then kiss.

[–]sjschmidt93 82 points83 points ago

Hottest girl in school was in 6th grade. l.o.l.

[–]WishIwasAsian 51 points52 points ago

Primary school in Aus only goes to grade 6.

[–]obsidianpanther 9 points10 points ago

False. Goes to grade 7 in some states.

[–]Delicaterapist 9 points10 points ago

Same for me in California.

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[–]dr_professor_patrick 1 point2 points ago

Looks like I'd be failing high school in Texas.

[–]fretsurfer12 -1 points0 points ago

Texan here, and my high school is hard...and before y'all say how college is harder, I've heard.

[–]FlyingPasta 4 points5 points ago

This guy's legit, he said "ya'll".

[–]Nerd_Swag 2 points3 points ago

Stereotyping. A lot of Texans don't say that, in fact, as a Texan, I can't stand saying it. A lot of Californians say that, as do a lot of other people.

[–]FlyingPasta 5 points6 points ago

Yeah... Never mind it, just a shitty attempt at humor.

[–]Nerd_Swag 3 points4 points ago

Nah, it's cool man. I actually thought it was funny. Now that I think about it, I came off as a bit harsh and I really had no reason to say anything. Have a good day, man.

[–]shhyguuy 0 points1 point ago

yeah high school is so hard

[–]fretsurfer12 2 points3 points ago

Did you read my comment? I get the point, I'm expecting higher education and life to be harder. I'm just saying that compared to lots of high schools in Texas, mine is an awesome, but challenging school

[–]bobbth 4 points5 points ago

not true, I didn't start highschool till grade 8

[–]Cheeze_wiz 2 points3 points ago

Hah, I had a mental list of the girls I wanted to feel up when I was in the 4th grade. Totally possible.

[–]Azr79 1 point2 points ago

got me too

[–]treepulse 21 points22 points ago

They're basically saying thank you. Say no problem, and continue reading reddit like a bauss.

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 3 points4 points ago

Why the fuck doesn't she say thank you then. If a girl tells me I love you in place of thank you I'm just gonna give her the stink eye, tell her yeah right and continue what I'm doing.

[–]IKILLPPLALOT 22 points23 points ago

Seems like the worst possible way to make friends ever.

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 7 points8 points ago

Well so be it.

[–]HandsomeNebulaoblivion 10 points11 points ago

"No problem!"

"Any time"

"You owe me a handjob."

"Lets fuck in the bathroom."

"I stick my dick in horses dicks

"I'm pretty tech savvy, if you need any help just ask."

"Just remember, if you ever delete your essay again, im here for you."

What I'm saying here is, anything except "yay" or "thanks"

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 11 points12 points ago

You should have aid, "sweet". I wonder how well that would have worked

[–]420neverforget 5 points6 points ago

should have

[–]mainsworth 3 points4 points ago

Definitely should of went with should have.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 1 point2 points ago

Thanks

[–]stealthismatt 10 points11 points ago

ctrl+z, helping men get stupid women since '95

[–]Lj27 3 points4 points ago

I didn't learn keyboard shortcuts till university You so smart

[–]HanSolo71 2 points3 points ago

You answer back with "Of course you do! Everyone loves me!"

[–]jyvhok 4 points5 points ago

did you come and start imagining life together for the both of you as well?

[–]slipperyotter 1 point2 points ago

I do. Every time. I certainly hope I'm not the only one.

[–]mus7ard 1 point2 points ago

"You're welcome" would probably be appropriate.

[–]magicsta 1 point2 points ago

Should have said, who doesn't?

[–]NoSarcasmHere 1 point2 points ago

I usually just laugh and jokingly say "love you too." Of course I'm sarcastic as hell and single, so I can get away with stuff like that.

[–]BobTheSpy 1 point2 points ago

I always respond with "I know." which I realized was kind of douchy.

[–]RecQuery 1 point2 points ago

Another option would be to to say "Doesn't everyone" or "Get in Line"

[–]Fleeting_Divinity 0 points1 point ago

She's obviously thankful, so you say "no problem".

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[–]hey_its_katie 15 points16 points ago

If he was in 6th grade at the time, it's perfectly understandable if he thought she was "hot." It's not like he's looking back now and thinks she's hot, he did at the time.

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[–]hey_its_katie 11 points12 points ago

Nope what? You didn't have a crush on anyone when you were in 6th grade? I remember my first crush in 5th grade and at the time he was "hot" to me. Guess I'm a pedophile for something I thought when I was 12 over a decade ago.

[–]gyro12 39 points40 points ago

Mine went like this:

Girl: "Hey, can you help me install Unigraphics on my laptop?"

Me: "Sure, let's meet in the cafe and I'll help you out."

Girl: "This is taking a really long time, want to go back to my room?"

Me: "Yeah, okay."

And then nothing happened. facepalm

Found out later that all her friends were expecting us to get together and were very surprised nothing happened.

[–]Catastek 33 points34 points ago

Sexually oblivious rhino?

[–]Yugiah 13 points14 points ago

Do it now! For the karma!

[–]Azr79 9 points10 points ago

And then nothing happened

Nooooooo are you fucking kidding!

[–]suicidemachine 5 points6 points ago

Not every invitation to come over is supposed to end up with both of you sleeping in the same bed. You watch porn too much.

[–]MrDaddy 5 points6 points ago

But every pizza delivery does end up with two people fucking on an ottoman.

[–]lemonbowl 1 point2 points ago

Man, I have no fucking clue what an ottoman is but this sentence brought me to tears

[–]meatman5805 1 point2 points ago

Its the piece of furniture you put your feet on when sitting on the couch.

[–]SUPERSMILEYMAN 0 points1 point ago

its the piece of furniture you fuck the pizza delivery guy on

FTFY

[–]xtravar 0 points1 point ago

Supposed to, no. Has the potential to, yes. With great power comes great responsibility.

[–]Kosley[S] 26 points27 points ago

Scenario: I work at the technology help desk at my university. It was just a random girl I've never met. After I said it she asked if she could have my babies and I politely said yes.

In actuality we both just blushed and she walked away, never to be seen again.

[–]stealthismatt 17 points18 points ago

Next time install a key logger and stalk her forever OR don't fix the problem so she has to come back.

[–]andos_ 7 points8 points ago

Or fix the problem but create another problem she'll get you to fix.

[–]Azr79 6 points7 points ago

yeh, this one cleverer, so this way she knows you're good at computing

[–]sccrstud92 4 points5 points ago

Make sure it's a problem that only you can fix. With your penis.

[–]vargstenen 2 points3 points ago

PORN MOVIE

[–]nkilian 134 points135 points ago

Start -> Run -> MSCONFIG

remove startup items. This is the single biggest and easiest thing to fix girls' computers. They most likely have 160 processes running on the computer.

worked like a charm in college.....

[–]orzof 69 points70 points ago

"Wait, why do you use AIM and MSN Messenger?"

"What? I don't use either of those."

[–]Chrischn89 103 points104 points ago

Start -> Run -> Away -> ASAP.exe

[–]rajohns08 49 points50 points ago

ok i'll admit it. i went to Start -> Run and typed Away before i got the joke.

[–]420neverforget 9 points10 points ago

I'm surprised nobody's posted something that would fuck up your system yet.

[–]m1a1tanksauce 7 points8 points ago

Start -> Run -> format c:/

[–]FlyingPasta 18 points19 points ago

c:

:/

[–]salizar 60 points61 points ago

That's step 1.

Step two is to search the c:\ drive for *.jpg, *.mp4, *.3gp, *.mpg *.avi and dump the results to the drive full of fix-it tools you brought while you complete your repair. If you have time, a data recovery program also typically pays dividends. I'd suggest doing this from a liveCD like ultimate boot CD however, to avoid any potential keyloggers etc. :)

Protip: There is ALWAYS naked self-shots or homemade porn. Always.

[–]Echidnae 13 points14 points ago

I'm not that tech-savvy, you mean even if you have 1 video and 2 self-shots... That damages the computer? I don't understand, you mean if there's too much of it?

[–]waynechang92 15 points16 points ago

Can't tell if you're serious or not. For the sake of this post, I'll assume you are.

The file extensions there are the most common image and video file types used. What he is basically doing is taking every image and video stored on the computer (and by running the data recovery program every image and video that has ever been stored there that hasn't been overwritten in the HDD) and transferring them to his own hard drive that he brought with his "fixit tools."

Basically he's talking about sneakily nabbing a girl's homemade porn without permission, even if it's been deleted, under the pretense of "fixing her computer." The files don't damage the computer, he's just perverted and horny.

Edit: He probably is actually speeding up her computer through other methods; this is something extra he's doing for what I'll assume is his own voyeuristic pleasure

[–]salizar 15 points16 points ago

Pretty sure it was a joke, as was my OP.

Or maybe we were both completely serious, I don't know. That is the joke, I suppose. If I were serious I'd go much further, talking about snagging her complete password list from firefox, for instance. Firefox/options/security/saved passwords/show passwords/YES. Expand window to show all (most people use one PW for everything). Hit the printscreen key. Open ms paint. ctrl+v. Save file as pw.jpg to the "fixit" drive. Total time elapsed, 10 seconds.

Seriously though, it's insane how insecure computers are :(. If you're attractive and your computer savvy "friend" wants to use it for a minute to look something up, think twice ;p.

[–]iDoiStuff 3 points4 points ago

or go to this URL in Chrome 

chrome://chrome/settings/passwords

It's actually scary as shit.. :(

[–]multiple_scorgasms 2 points3 points ago

Fuck. That.

[–]iDoiStuff 1 point2 points ago

I am considering putting a password on my computer. I am also slightly considering having all my history/saved passwords clear upon exit, but then I will have to type in like 20 credentials each time I fire up Chrome :(

I think Firefox/Chrome and other browsers should encrypt this information, and don't make it so easily accessible, or even at all.

[–]salizar 1 point2 points ago

It is rather hilarious isn't it. They go to all the trouble of starring out passwords etc and then provide a nice clean easy to access list of your credentials that could be accessed in seconds.

"Mind if I use your computer a sec, I need to look something up" > 10 seconds later > e-mailing .jpg to yourself that gives you total access to everything, including their facebook (helloooooo private album). Disturbing stuff. I stopped having firefox save my passwords a LOOOONG time ago.

[–]iDoiStuff 1 point2 points ago

I just don't get the point of this? You don't need to view it yourself because

1) Chrome/Firefox is remembering them and auto-filling them in anyways, thats the point of the list.

2) If you truly forget your password, and Chrome/Firefox is not auto-filling it in, you can click "Forgot Password?" on the website to reset it.

Your browser should not have this information accessible like this!

[–]salizar 1 point2 points ago

See, this thread has brought you newfound awareness of your computer's obviously significant security holes!

I have -no- idea why this information isn't hidden/encrypted. There's really no reason I can imagine for these web browsers to not only save passwords, but to keep them in an easy to access unprotected list.

[–]MrDaddy 1 point2 points ago

Mine looks fine.

Protip: if anybody gives me 20 seconds alone with their computer, that shit will belong to me.

[–]Echidnae 3 points4 points ago

Thank god, I'm not attractive!

[–]ShoutyMcHeadWoundMan 1 point2 points ago

Wow, just removed all my saved passwords from chrome.

[–]Echidnae 3 points4 points ago

I was serious, wow now I get it, what I didn't get was the reason for looking up the .jpeg and .avi and it was for his voyeurism. Ok, thanks!

[–]salizar 4 points5 points ago

So, about this video and two self shots....

;)

[–]trullette 1 point2 points ago

As a computer user and nothing more, thanks for this. I was lost.

[–]salizar 20 points21 points ago

Relax, I'm just "defragging" the computer and cleaning up the hard drive so it will run fast again. You just go sit over there while I work, I'll handle all this dirty virus stuff on here. I have to practically go FILE BY FILE, it's going to take awhile, if you want I can just do this at my house and bring you back the laptop tomorrow. No charge, seriously, I do this sort of thing for -fun-.

[–]glhanes 38 points39 points ago

Wow dude. You're like... the definition of a creep.

[–]salizar 19 points20 points ago

I gave you an upvote. I'm really not a creep, I'm just making a funny.

[–]QQexe 10 points11 points ago

suuuuuure you are.

[–]salizar 6 points7 points ago

I am, scouts honor!

Now about this computer you need help with. Lets take a look, I even brought some programs to help me fix it here on this 16gb jump drive I carry around for JUST such occasions.

[–]silenc3x 2 points3 points ago

The first bit was non-creep knowledge. The second bit regarding tips as to how to minimize detection was a sure sign of an experienced computer repair creeper.

[–]salizar 2 points3 points ago

I think most of us have seen a news special or two where they "expose" computer repairmen by putting key-logging software on computers they send in for repair. That's why I tacked on the end piece, I mean, no sense in being made an example of ;p.

[–]PastorPaul 9 points10 points ago

You are a genius.

[–]Tough_Mobile_Sprout 4 points5 points ago

Bring your own hard drive with malware/virus scanners and boot to a USB stick. Copy all the fix-it tools to their hard drive. Then just image the drive to the one you brought and say it's scanning it. Then after it's done kick off a bunch of malware scans, cleanup the startup items, remove browser toolbars, run sfc, kickoff a defrag and when your done she won't think twice about the image you took at the beginning.

Also depending on the imaging software you can recover deleted items at your leisure after you leave.

[–]salizar 3 points4 points ago

Yep, this guy, he knows his stuff.

[–]hitthehead 1 point2 points ago

Wow. This is making me very glad that I change my homemade porn file extensions to .txt

[–]salizar 1 point2 points ago

I don't think you're the type that needs a guy to fix your computer ;).

Either way, if you -really- want to hide them, better to put them in a true-crypt container or partition.

[–]xtravar 0 points1 point ago

Nobody wants to read your Twilight fan fiction anyway.

[–]Viral12 13 points14 points ago

My friend (guy) couldn't even start his computer in anything but safe mode. Not many processes running, I told him I would try something that would probably do nothing at all. CCleaner. Dl'ed it, ran it. Boom. Ran perfect. The day I fell in love with CCleaner for a second time. Miracle tool.

No idea how he clogged his registry up THAT bad. It deleted like half a gig...

[–]Lightfail 4 points5 points ago

*many processes

[–]Viral12 1 point2 points ago

Touche, was thinking of typing not much running, edited the sentence and forgot to change the word!

[–]BearsAreCool 1 point2 points ago

Just today my sister removed a little over a gig of gunk from her PC with CCleaner.

[–]Viral12 0 points1 point ago

I just ran it today for the first time in a month. 2.7 gigs, most of it was recycling bin though.

[–]stealthismatt 3 points4 points ago

One of my students has a Mac. She isn't mac savvy... or computer savvy. It's a bad time. I'm pretty Mac, PC, and some ubuntu literate but there just comes a point when someone is asking where the "start" menu is on her mac that makes me want to scream.

Some people don't deserve nice things.

[–]retrospectr3 1 point2 points ago

Did you also propose your love to them afterwards?

[–]hidden_munky 1 point2 points ago

who actually needs ANYTHING on startup these days?

Seriously! just delete it ALL except maybe googleupdater.exe

and

irapeyourhddwithmalware.exe

[–]workthr_owaway 95 points96 points ago

As a non-SAP, I can tell you that this is, in fact, the proper line. Just try not to get all sweaty and red-faced after delivery. Try a wink and chuckle.

[–]Kevinatorikablah 110 points111 points ago

Easy for you to say, do you have any idea what it looks like when a SAP tries to wink and chuckle casually at a girl?

[–]peeledeyeballs 64 points65 points ago

Ahyuck.

[–]TheOtherSideOfThings 14 points15 points ago

Do you have something in your eye, why is it twitching like that?

[–]Azr79 5 points6 points ago

god damn terrible shit and some disasters

[–]xtravar 4 points5 points ago

Just last week, I was told never to "make that face again" when I tried to wink.

[–]Kadmium 9 points10 points ago

I like to go with, "I love you too, but I think we should see other people."

[–]edave22 19 points20 points ago

Teach me your ways

[–]stealthismatt 12 points13 points ago

Alcohol young friend, alcohol.

[–]gabseas 17 points18 points ago

I'd prefer the answer "Hey, no problem :)". Sounds less weird...

[–]Jonny_Watts 19 points20 points ago

"I know."

[–]Teh_Hicks 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]DaemonDanton 7 points8 points ago

It confuses me that what you posted is a picture of someone who is not Han Solo.

[–]Teh_Hicks 2 points3 points ago

AHHH! I should have make that connection... I am bad and I should feel bad.

[–]kisses_and_nudity 9 points10 points ago

I feel like this is one of the few situations where a friendly pat on top of their head is acceptable.

"I love you too"

pat-pat

[–]Add4164 3 points4 points ago

it's not what you say, but how you say it

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. What else are you meant to say, in all honesty? "Thanks"?

[–]Herpdederperson 51 points52 points ago

Small chance this might actually turn out ok

[–]idk112345 0 points1 point ago

big chance the situation ends totally finde and probably with a laugh if you just have a shred of confidence in you.

[–]binogre 17 points18 points ago

The alternate punchline is "No problem Mom."

[–]sylveroxx 23 points24 points ago

I shit you not, this is exactly how my boyfriend and I first started talking. I said I needed my computer fixed and he said he wanted to have dinner with me. If there's any other girls like me out there, then there's a chance!

[–]bcl79 21 points22 points ago

My second year of college, a cute girl with her computer. Married her three years later and we're still happily married a decade later. Bottom line: always help an attractive girl when given the opportunity.

[–]jarrex999 25 points26 points ago

whoa whoa whoa. Don't ever suggest such a bold sentiment such as your last statement. I've been helping "friends" with their computers for almost a decade and you realize a few things: 1) a lot of "attractive girls" will use you for this trait if you don't spot them using you 2) People in general will "be-friend" you for this trait. To blindly say "Always help an attractive girl" you are suggesting the person becomes the bitch of their network of contacts.

[–]Jineric 13 points14 points ago

tl;dr?

[–]jarrex999 9 points10 points ago

Pretty much, yes.

[–]bcl79 6 points7 points ago

I guess I could have been a bit clearer. Your points are correct. I simply meant that if you're given a chance to get to know a girl you're attracted to better.... go for it! If it's a dead end, move on. You don't know unless you try. Otherwise, she might become your Susan Glenn. I was not saying you should let people take advantage of you.

[–]jarrex999 1 point2 points ago

Haha okay, yes then I agree with your clarification. It's all about knowing the person who is asking for help. There is a big difference between "You fixed my computer I love you!" and "You're always helping me out and that's only one reason why you're awesome".

[–]slow_reaction 1 point2 points ago

You can avoid #1 if you just say "I don't take cash." and force them to come up with something else. You can get a pretty good idea how they view you with their suggestion.

Suggesting that they make you dinner is always a good one.

[–]Svorax 1 point2 points ago

Wow that's a clever strategy. I'll keep that in mind.

[–]stealthismatt 1 point2 points ago

You sir, get an upvote. Here's a tip for the professional world, unless you are in the tech field, do not your employer know how tech savvy you are.

Otherwise, it's tech bitch time...

[–]phammmmm[!] 1 point2 points ago

You should be able to counter that by charging people. From my good friends though, they tend to just buy me drinks and food.

[–]mynameisNEO 28 points29 points ago

If you know your stuff, don't fix anybody's computer for free ever!! People will pay you for that shit! I wish I would have thought of this earlier in life.

[–]misingnoglic 44 points45 points ago

I feel like a douchebag for charging friends for something as simple as installing Avast antivirus though.

[–]nocdonkey 18 points19 points ago

you'll change your mind when those 'friends' call you every other weekend, and expect it free, all the time.

[–]misingnoglic 8 points9 points ago

They do, I used to have a list of all my friends on teamviewer so they could just run the app and I could help =]

[–]Tough_Mobile_Sprout 5 points6 points ago

It sounds like you need smarter friends.

Teach them to google and stop responding to their tech requests.

[–]twodollaz 2 points3 points ago

Technobro.

[–]mynameisNEO 0 points1 point ago

Now just think if you were to get paid even $10 every time that they asked for your help. Your time is worth something! This doesn't make you a bad friend either. Plenty of people who know nothing about computers will gladly pay you. IMHO, it will also make them feel less awkward about asking for your help.

[–]misingnoglic 0 points1 point ago

This is a big thing, in middle school I was offered money to jailbreak ipods and I never took it, if only I established then that my time was worth something.

[–]Azr79 0 points1 point ago

truest story on reddit

[–]slow_reaction 2 points3 points ago

I don't. I have shit to do.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Alternatively: fix their computer for free, get their passwords, and steal all their money.

[–]Azr79 1 point2 points ago

people don't wanna pay me, even though i'm damn good, so sometimes i say no.

[–]zipongj 6 points7 points ago

Say "shutup babay i know it" girls love pimps

[–]pete1729 6 points7 points ago

Said with the proper inflection, this is not awkward. Imagine David Niven saying it.

[–]harav 6 points7 points ago

3rd grade teacher: "Good job on your homework." me: "thanks grandpa." 3rd grade me doesn't know how to cope with the embarrassment. "Can I go to the bathroom?" Run out the door.

[–]derpina428 5 points6 points ago

This seems like a proper response to me.

[–]MenWhoStareAtG0ATSE 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for not making the top half Socially Awesome.

[–]german80 5 points6 points ago

"What did you say?"

"I said 'I love U2!' Achtung Baby is my jam!"

[–]PreLives015 6 points7 points ago

Hahahaha Ted Mosbey

[–]danrennt98 16 points17 points ago

I'll just show myself out

[–]kofman1750 2 points3 points ago

She is quite obviously thanking you, so the correct response would be to say "you're welcome", "no problem", or "anytime". Your response, "I love you too", would also work, but you would have to smile/use some form of facial feature or laugh to make sure she knows its a joke. In fact, doing that is actually preferable to the standard ways of saying you're welcome. Otherwise, you just seem weird.

[–]kutNpaste 1 point2 points ago

If this really happened, please, tell us what happened next.

[–]tomisamac 2 points3 points ago

DAE really understand what this is trying to convey? Hint: he found "that" folder.

[–]swan-ronson 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one that actually does this? Whenever a guy friend is like "THANK YOU OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU" I just say "Love you too" and carry on. The look on their faces though... priceless.

[–]iDoiStuff 2 points3 points ago

NO. You're a horrible person!

[–]swan-ronson 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much for the complemet I try to be the absolute BEST person I can be everyday. I'm sorry. That was bitchy. Here's an upvote.

[–]n1c0_ds 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one that HATES doing that?

I really, really love cleaning computers, but I just can't stand being treated like I just achieved a miracle. Nowadays, I just take the computer home for a day and fix it there so I don't have to get involved in one-sided technical talk.

[–]phammmmm[!] 2 points3 points ago

I did the opposite - I broke up with a girl while fixing her computer.

The bad part is, I underestimated how long it would take to finish and broke up with her during the repair. The next 30-45 mins was super awkward.

[–]reply_and_lose 1 point2 points ago

i can relate to that so much

its like you shoved a thin glass rod down my pee hole and karate chopped my dick.

[–]iDoiStuff 4 points5 points ago

wat

[–]learntofart 2 points3 points ago

Yup, this is definitely SAP. I felt that cringe right here

http://imgur.com/0rbji

[–]Zimfan 2 points3 points ago

i feels ya

[–]Devarot 1 point2 points ago

What else do you say when a girl is exclaiming "I love you' over and over for doing something for her. I said it back once, never again. Now I'm just like, :p you're welcome. Its like a bullet dodge and a bullet taken, every time.

[–]robertowjr 1 point2 points ago

Please share them with us! :)

[–]xSupernaut 1 point2 points ago

So, she got love-zoned?

[–]cAMM3H 1 point2 points ago

Yep, all the damn time.

[–]Xanexx 1 point2 points ago

Gave my hot girl free drugs and she said "I love you!" I responded with, "Yeah..." then 10 seconds of silence as I put them in a baggie.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

This is a fine response. She says love, you say love, done. No big.

[–]twodollaz 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit dude. I'm sorry.

[–]Aezen -1 points0 points ago

do u love her?

[–]DrAllanGrant -1 points0 points ago

fuck yeah easiest way to bang a chick

[–]ghengisjohn16 1 point2 points ago

Fucking. Cringe.

[–]Dinosaur_Monstertrux 1 point2 points ago

I always laugh at half of these memes, because there'd be nothing awkward about them if they were said with confidence and a smile/laugh/wink, plus a followup like "enjoy your computer!"...it's all in the context - if you immediately blush and look horrified, yeah it's awkward, but you can spin this easily.

[–]TheDude66 -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha that's unfortunate

[–]obsidianpanther 1 point2 points ago

What happens when the girl is an IT nerd like me and doesn't need help fixing her computer? D:

...fuuu... foreveralone.jpg q.q

[–]pointlesslyredundant -2 points-1 points ago

Wrong penguin sir.

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