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[–]EXSubmarines 99 points100 points ago

Is this the ending to The Dark Knight Rises?

[–]thatguysammo 7 points8 points ago

foreshadowing??

[–]Accipiter1138 4 points5 points ago

[–]2773625 2 points3 points ago

That was excellent

[–]Fuck_Arcade_Fire 3 points4 points ago

thedarkknightrisespart4.gif

[–]AngeloPappas 3 points4 points ago

Spolier alert

Yes.

[–]nermid 25 points26 points ago

I would pay more for a copy of Dark Knight Rises if it came with a menu option to play the clip of Adam West saying "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!" at the appropriate scene.

[–]skyman724 2 points3 points ago

I understood that re-

bullets

[–]DerpMatt 12 points13 points ago

Why is this?

I am driving home and I am fine.

But the second I step in the door after I get home from a trip, from work, etc BAM! Especially after a long drive. The second I walk through the door I have to go to the bathroom REALLY bad.

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 4 points5 points ago

You're conditioned to not piss in your car, so it's easier to hold it there. Once you step into your house, you mentally acknowledge you're in a place where you can go pee, so it starts pressuring you.

I do the same thing just stepping into my bathroom. I can sit in my house with that "I kinda gotta pee" feeling, and ignore it... then I'll step into the bathroom and as soon as I step in there I feel like I got 2 seconds to get to the toilet before I piss myself... even though I was just fine when I was outside the bathroom.

[–]_Raze_ 1 point2 points ago

I've often wondered about this, and my initial thoughts were somewhere along these lines... thanks for confirming!

[–]joshjje 0 points1 point ago

At least its not the other way around.

[–]PumpingFE 0 points1 point ago

Similar for me. Instead of it being when I get home, it's about 2 miles out from the house. I can feel it coming on. It's like my ass missed the house toilet.

[–]K_K_K_KARMABREAKER 5 points6 points ago

One thing i've learned from Reddit is that poop jokes=upvotes.

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 3 points4 points ago

So does a little NPH as well.

[–]sgtpppr 2 points3 points ago

And that more people here than I would've expected suffer from debilitating bowel issues.

[–]JuniperJupiter 9 points10 points ago

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

[–]milorymes -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad somebody said it.

[–]des_tree 4 points5 points ago

[–]skyman724 1 point2 points ago

ರ_ರ

[–]The_Director 0 points1 point ago

Not even doom music.

[–]ross5781 3 points4 points ago

Source????

[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

Adam West's Batman.

[–]mtbr311 3 points4 points ago

Do you suppose there were ever bombs that actually looked like this? I've always wondered that.

[–]lousku 0 points1 point ago

[–]ArcWrath 3 points4 points ago

There is a edit of this Gif where he is holding the key from Mario 2. Anyone have it?

[–]rooftopjones 2 points3 points ago

I think your body knows when you're close. I feel like I'm going to shit myself about 2 seconds before I get to the toilet.

[–]bigbootywoes 2 points3 points ago

the whole scene here is just a classic! The ducks man, look out for the ducks!

[–]MrCoolaidman 3 points4 points ago

I think this is closer to reality

[–]asksrandomquestionss 1 point2 points ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

[–]FelixR1991 1 point2 points ago

This is me going for my morning dump when there's no toiletpaper to be found...

[–]joshjje 1 point2 points ago

"I dunno guys, I just felt like taking two showers this morning."

[–]Caligrown710 0 points1 point ago

OMG I use to watch this movie when I was little at my grandparents house cuz my parents thought it was too violent. keep in mind there are animated punch and kapow effects. f*ckin hippies

[–]HiImTed 0 points1 point ago

lol gettin ready to drop a bomb

[–]scotchirish 0 points1 point ago

Fortunately the clip stopped before it showed Batman getting blown up.

[–]nermid 1 point2 points ago

Of course it did. If it hadn't, you would have seen him eject, parachute secretly into the city, quietly meet up with Catwoman, and fuck off to Barcelona to abandon his war on crime/battle for justice while simultaneously pretending to die so as to create a false image of heroic self-sacrifice?

Or am I thinking of the wrong Batman?

[–]ramesali786 1 point2 points ago

Not Barcelona...

[–]yellowcardmaster 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen this one in a bit... Nice

[–]skyman724 -1 points0 points ago

This is the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises Part 4: The Dark Knight Sinks.

[–]Cormophyte 0 points1 point ago

Went to Europe when I was 19. 10 day trip. Didn't....crap....once. Didn't feel the urge. Ate my face off the whole time. Got home, whooooooah nelly. True story.

[–]Heaney 0 points1 point ago

I drove around the US for all of June and a portion of July. The trip was amazing but one of my favorite afterthoughts is that I pooped in so many different states. My poop is all over the United States. The grossest was probably after eating In-N-Out Burger in CA. It was great.

[–]jzr1991 0 points1 point ago

This was better with the title "The Dark Knight Rises ending leaked" or whatever it was when I first saw it.

[–]HighDefHotDog 0 points1 point ago

As a truck driver, this is how I end every day.

[–]bartbart 0 points1 point ago

Looks surprisingly like the end of The Dark Knight Rises.

[–]alfiekong 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Link! (Zelda)

[–]SmokinDatStuff 0 points1 point ago

Oh lord... this was the movie with the aerosol can that made sharks explode, isn't it?

[–]Kamige 0 points1 point ago

i just cant seem to get rid of a bomb today...

[–]JeremyR22 0 points1 point ago

Long drive? Why not Lisa Nowak solution?

[–]gatorblu 0 points1 point ago

It took me roughly 36 hours or so to get back to the states from India, and I abhor public bathrooms for dropping a deuce. I really think that getting back to my apartment, walking in the door, and heading straight to my bathroom was the best feeling ever.

[–]TrolLCD 0 points1 point ago

Exact same thing after watching a movie

[–]bitter_vet 0 points1 point ago

One time I didn't make it home, and had to stop and use a gas station bathroom on Staten Island of all places. God dammit, butt.

[–]HiddenCon98 0 points1 point ago

Some days you can't just get rid of a bomb

[–]worthyexpress 0 points1 point ago

hahah fantastic!

[–]nighterfighter 0 points1 point ago

It's actually Link in disguise.

[–]Surfing_Turtle 0 points1 point ago

Osama Bin Laden,"That's my boy!"

[–]JIbberjoo 0 points1 point ago

This one was good, i was laughing pretty damn hard.

[–]Iable-A 0 points1 point ago

Jiminy zilikers batman! That dump went kaboom! Kapow! Newt!

[–]Irma_Gerd 1 point2 points ago

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[–]aveygt 0 points1 point ago

[–]flowgod 0 points1 point ago

some days you just cant get rid of a bomb.

[–]MinecraftHardon -2 points-1 points ago

I hate riding in a car with someone else on a road trip. After I use the bathroom before I leave, I don't have an issue going 8 or 9 hours without stopping for a pee break.