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[–]LeazZ 299 points300 points ago

As I opened the image, a piece of fuzz was floating in front of my face, so I blew it away. My wife comes in asking why I was blowing at the picture of a shirtless Hugh Jackman.

[–]TheDudeWhoKnocks 182 points183 points ago

"Because he's too hot!"

[–]beergoggles69 16 points17 points ago

[–]rmehranfar 12 points13 points ago

You should get caught doing that again tomorrow only with this super-high resolution version. Then she'll really be confused.

[–]TheMagicStik 10 points11 points ago

His hair floated through the screen :O so manly!

[–]ORYG1N 1 point2 points ago

HAha, this is perfect. THanks for the lol.

[–]CuteGodlessKittens 97 points98 points ago

Everyone, come and see how good I look!

[–]FreeDirt 182 points183 points ago

[–]carsontl 9 points10 points ago

Chooooosen one!!!

[–]McG4rn4gle 23 points24 points ago

That was the riskiest click I'm up for tonight.

[–]scottay2hottay 148 points149 points ago

He is jacked, man.

[–]SKULLFUCK_SKRILLEXES 171 points172 points ago

huge-jacked-man

[–]FreeDirt 164 points165 points ago

[–]JasonoftheOregonauts 26 points27 points ago

His veins have veins!

[–]Kain987 14 points15 points ago

If there's one thing women love, it's a vascular man.

[–]unifin 15 points16 points ago

Big McLarge Huge!

[–]Solobear 5 points6 points ago

Gruff Steakchin

[–]bkelly 5 points6 points ago

Butch Deadlift

[–]CantWearHats 3 points4 points ago

Bob Johnson! Oh wait.

[–]brownhouse 6 points7 points ago

Buff Hardback

[–]FakeJoker 3 points4 points ago

Good guy redditors, always setting up other redditors with a good pun and some karma.

[–]raging_asshole 11 points12 points ago

I feel like I could literally wash clothes on those abs.

[–]fabtastik 38 points39 points ago

Everyone in this thread

Daaaaamn....

No homo.

[–]youexhibitionist 9 points10 points ago

Yes homo

[–]InterstellarPancake 15 points16 points ago

Much homo...

EXTREEEME HOMO!

[–]OompaLoompa4Life 4 points5 points ago

I am not sure what that would be. Is it the homo equivalent of a bro screaming about pussy off of a balcony? Because I hear that a lot and its annoying.

[–]panic_switch 2 points3 points ago

[–]TomServoHere 3 points4 points ago

This is one for /r/ladybonners

[–]Sergeantfuzzyboots 8 points9 points ago

bonners?

[–]ComingUpMilhouse 2 points3 points ago

For the lazy: /r/LadyBoners

[–]larkaen 76 points77 points ago

Photographer: Rob Liefeld

[–]greiger 57 points58 points ago

Not enough pouches, body too well proportioned... couldn't have had anything to do with Rob.

[–]FluffRule 3 points4 points ago

Awesome follow-up, thanks!

[–]1of7billion 17 points18 points ago

Also his feet don't looks like doritos... probably.

[–]zombieCyborg 6 points7 points ago

The Liefeld was known to sometimes just not draw feet. Seems like that's whats going on in this photo. His legs just disappear.

[–]Tronus 5 points6 points ago

I've read that article before. Reading again the second time was just as satisfying.

[–]HarryMcFann 65 points66 points ago

Good God that man is fit/photoshoped

[–]dont_get_it 10 points11 points ago

This is him playing the same character 10 frickin' years ago:

http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/loganfights.jpg

Draw your own conclusions re: definition.

[–]reddelicious77 42 points43 points ago

no kidding... his abs are practically as big, if not bigger than his pecs.

I'm no scientician, but me thinks this photo's been doctored.

(of course, since it's a professionally shot then there's no reason to believe it hasn't been "enhanced".)

edit: yes, Jackman's ripped, but I think they really focused on doctoring his abs to the point of almost being ridiculous. Hey, I could be wrong - I can a respect a man (especially at his age) who is so dedicated to being in excellent shape.

[–]KEGEL_reminder 33 points34 points ago

its a press shot, of course its been doctored. But that's not to say he's not absolutely shredded anyways, there's numerous interviews where he talks about his workout schedule and diet for these movies.

[–]Bazing1980 15 points16 points ago

I've also seen interviews where his stuntmen and fight coordinators frequently speak about how incredibly athletic he is.

[–]the_dirt 7 points8 points ago

True, there was an article out about a month ago confirming he consulted The Rock on how to build muscle. It was after filming les miserables.

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[–]Blueberry_H3AD 2 points3 points ago

Yeah but his wrists are quite thin...

[–]P10_WRC 35 points36 points ago

that's because he doesn't have to masturbate as much as us since he has bitches lined up to suck his cock all day long

[–]spaceman2121 2 points3 points ago

He's always been pretty ripped. This may be enhanced, but he already has the foundation for it.

I'm pretty sure no amount of photoshopping will give me abs like that.

[–]E-Step 39 points40 points ago

I'm pretty sure no amount of photoshopping will give me abs like that.

Relevant: http://i.imgur.com/TLhRt.jpg

[–]doc_dickcutter 3 points4 points ago

Not to mention dehydrated.

[–]aizxy 39 points40 points ago

Shooped! I can tell by my jealousy :(

[–]stevent12x 17 points18 points ago

If you look closely, you can see that the claws are photoshopped.

[–]JoeyBragg 42 points43 points ago

I hope this is better than X:Men Origins. That's not hard to do though.

[–]greiger 15 points16 points ago

Should be, they got Christopher McQuarrie to write it.

[–]slim_callous 8 points9 points ago

Also James Mangold....have you seen his credits?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003506/

[–]Daibakuha 10 points11 points ago

3:10 to Yuma, interest level rising...

[–]ClumsyOne 12 points13 points ago

Really? I liked Origins.

[–]Superjuden 147 points148 points ago

You're probably thinking of First Class.

[–]ClumsyOne 102 points103 points ago

Yes, I am. My bad. Thank you!

[–]spongemonster 62 points63 points ago

That said, Hugh's cameo in origins First Class was nice.

edit.

[–]laddergoat89 36 points37 points ago

Again, you mean First Class.

[–]spongemonster 10 points11 points ago

Thanks, was a brain fart.

[–]GoddamnDiplomat 80 points81 points ago

Go fuck yourself.

[–]Boxford 36 points37 points ago

That one guy who hasn't seen First Class downvoted you.

[–]Cptn_Hook 4 points5 points ago

Hands down, the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. Just flawlessly executed.

[–]Naedlus 4 points5 points ago

How many times have you seen it? The first time, I thought it was a good popcorn movie... the second time, all I could do was find flaws.

[–]ClumsyOne 6 points7 points ago

I haven't seen it at all, actually. I got my X-Men movies mixed up. The one I really enjoyed was First Class.

[–]CantBelieveItsButter 7 points8 points ago

those terribly rendered claws ;_;

[–]Naedlus 2 points3 points ago

Those were the first thing on my second viewing which started getting my hackles up about the movie... the poor writing, the character development, everything else just became so much harder to sit past and enjoy when you aren't wondering about what will happen next, but rather wondering how they managed to make it seem palatable the first time through.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 7 points8 points ago

Damn. Now I feel like an asshole for not working out today.

[–]Cupcake_Royalty 7 points8 points ago

Woman love a vascular man.

[–]oogaFilms[S] 25 points26 points ago

He's ripped. And veiny.

[–]basedom 49 points50 points ago

and adamantiummy

[–]GreenK 24 points25 points ago

moar like adamanti-YUMMY, m i rite?!?!

[–]Get_This 29 points30 points ago

And less beefy than X Men Origins : Wolverine. They're probably trying to make him look less stocky and more agile. Looking no less handsome, though. Dude drew the jackpot in the genetics lottery.

[–]Daibakuha 4 points5 points ago

Considering the nature of the story they're adapting, it's no wonder he's less bulky.

[–]danvasquez29 4 points5 points ago

go on...

[–]Daibakuha 3 points4 points ago

Well, according to loose rumors (and this picture pretty much confirms it) he'll be be going to Japan. So it looks like this movie may explore some of the more samurai elements to Wolverine's character.

[–]you_been_mangoed 3 points4 points ago

His arms are a road map! :D

[–]oogaFilms[S] 12 points13 points ago

A roadmap to Pec-tropolis?

[–]infinnity 2 points3 points ago

If there's anything women love, Brian, it's a vascular man!

[–]bamf123 7 points8 points ago

Compare this to how he looked in the first X-Men film. Such a massive difference.

[–]caamando 12 points13 points ago

Over ten years of weightlifting for various wolverine roles.

[–]kylepm 2 points3 points ago

Right, plus he was cast at kind of the last minute, so he didn't have a lot of time to prepare. Dougray Scott was apparently the first choice but he was busy playing a villain in one of the MI movies.

[–]darthsnakeeyes 5 points6 points ago

Great. He just needs to grow -1.5 feet, add some bulk and hair, and we can get closer to this.

[–]omarcomin123 2 points3 points ago

Hahahaha i failed to notice when you said minus 1.5. Confused as hell. Danzig is tight though

[–]Prem1x 13 points14 points ago

I think I just turned gay.

[–]Moomooshaboo 4 points5 points ago

So I'm looking at this picture REALLY close, cause it looks like something is wrong with his belly button, right? Then the guy from engineering walks in "Hey moomo... oh. I can come back." I'm all "No dude, it's just a picture of Hugh Jackman." Him: "Who?" Me: "Wolverine?" Him: "Oh. Ok then."

[–]PaleBluDot 3 points4 points ago

Ah, photoshop abs.

[–]girafa 7 points8 points ago

Alt source- this was posted from the Wolverine Twitter Account

[–]llamas_yodel 3 points4 points ago

Shrink wrapped

[–]Doom_Muffin 2 points3 points ago

My eyes. My eyes are caressing him!

[–]AngryP1xel 2 points3 points ago

He goes "snikt snikt" and I go schlick schlick.

[–]GoMrJoe 6 points7 points ago

So I'm basically the only person in the world who thought Origins was all right? Not amazing but I don't think it's the Batman & Robin everyone makes it out to be.

[–]b1gnickdigger 5 points6 points ago

I liked it until he got his adamantium and they handed the movie over to Michael Bay.

I liked the characters and their interactions before that though.

[–]iamhusband 10 points11 points ago

Eh, never really enjoyed Jackman as Wolverine. He's too lean. Wolverine needs to be like 5'6" and 220lbs, not 6'2".

[–]Tbone1989 10 points11 points ago

He's [supposed to be] 5'3'' and his weight is 190lb ->300lb after the adamantium is implanted.

[–]ngregge 34 points35 points ago

Need to get De Vito in the role

[–]Psirix 34 points35 points ago

HEY MAGNETO! YOU GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL.

[–]damngurl 6 points7 points ago

Would watch.

[–]Ahesterd 3 points4 points ago

To me, the only big problem with Jackman as Wolverine was his height. He's always nailed the personality down well enough that I was willing to look past the height thing.

[–]wreckjames 19 points20 points ago

agreed. he is so completely unlike wolverine. wolverine is hairy, unattractive, and short. he is not a hunk.

[–]I-am_Batman 75 points76 points ago

that works for comics,not for movies

[–]amalgamatedchaos 6 points7 points ago

Perhaps, but a younger Jack Nicholson would have been ideal.

Edit: Have redditors not seen the movie Wolf?

[–]polar_rejection 7 points8 points ago

Jack Nicholson was 57 when he starred in Wolf.

[–]RoboftheNorth 4 points5 points ago

[–]Ultra-ChronicMonstah 14 points15 points ago

Christian Bale is very much unlike Batman, but he's still hailed as one of the best. In all reality, Jackman did the best he could and pulled it off well. He's naturally a skinny dude, so there's no way he could have managed to build his weight up to match the comic book Wolverine. And as for unattractive... well he's only meant to be 'ugly' because that's his character. In all reality, Jackman's face very much suits Wolverine when he's grown his facial hair.

The problem I have with Jackman's Wolverine isn't his fault; it's the writers. Wolverine isn't meant to be a weary rebel with a heart of gold, at least not how I've grown to know him. He's meant to be a violent sociopath that's frankly distrusted by the X-Men and always feels like he's one step away from straight up murdering everyone there. Apart from that he's incredibly intelligent and somehow manages to pull off stealth when needed, despite his size and reputation. Jackman's Wolverine... is too clean, in terms of personality. He's too relaxed, choosing brooding over ass kicking. He needs to do something gory once in a while, to remind people how, deep down, he's an animal, as his name suggests.

[–]themadfool 4 points5 points ago

this. i think jackman could be a great wolverine. but they need to make him as such. no this HQ pretty boy crap

[–]YuenglingDrinker 2 points3 points ago

Steroids

[–]matty0289 2 points3 points ago

Most likely.

[–]chuhnk 0 points1 point ago

So it looks like since Darren Aronofsky dropped out of the film Hugh Jackman decided he didn't need to dedicate the time to getting over 200lbs. Fair enough.

[–]IceBlueAngel 0 points1 point ago

While it is hard to tell from the angle, the claws look so much better! They look to be about half the width of the ones from Origins. And brown pants=brown and orange costume?

[–]willowwhisper 0 points1 point ago

... The kinky things I would want him to do to me... Oh my...

[–]SMB73 0 points1 point ago

I really hope they don't alter the story too much from what Frank Miller wrote. That last film was a real catastrophe.

[–]EnormousKaleidoscope 1 point2 points ago

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

That is all.

[–]Vietnom 1 point2 points ago

I thought aronofsky was doing this?

[–]jocularferret 0 points1 point ago

uh-oh... somebody better warn /r/ladyboners.

[–]edude45 0 points1 point ago

Looks like steve blackman from the wwf

[–]Zorbick 0 points1 point ago

This image is more painting than photograph.

[–]MuhhPhukka 0 points1 point ago

Hughe Jack'dman

[–]bricardo -1 points0 points ago

I wonder if they photoshopped this image. The suspense is murderous.

[–]totallynotsquidward 0 points1 point ago

I agree with the fine folks over at /r/comicbooks , Wolverine is more stocky than cut. He's that bulky kind of muscular, not carved out of stone variety. Not that this isn't super impressive.

[–]RFGuy 0 points1 point ago

"Tense all muscles, but keep face like you were lying on a sofa"

[–]MastahRiz 0 points1 point ago

I want his life

[–]Icouldbeanyone 1 point2 points ago

They're making a new one? I hope they tone down the cheesy-ness of his CGI claws from Wolverin: Origins.

[–]chisellyD 0 points1 point ago

I don't see his legs.

[–]HermanTheKid 1 point2 points ago

This is actually a set picture of him portraying Jean Valjean. The new Les Mis is going to KICK ASS!

[–]sasquatch606 0 points1 point ago

HGH?

[–]afihavok 1 point2 points ago

"look at how vascular i am"

[–]OneEyedMasa 0 points1 point ago

What's the general premise for the movie?

I haven't really been following it that much.

[–]munguia319 -1 points0 points ago

Freaking instagram

[–]gentleman_brown 0 points1 point ago

"He's like a piece of iron"--Ivan Drago

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 0 points1 point ago

Also starring Patrick Swayze, C Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, and Jennifer Gray.

[–]ViraZ 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I thought that his left arm had tattoos on it but I realized it was his veins. Then I wondered if wolverine could even get a tattoo. Would his healing factor just push the ink out or heal over the ink really quickly?

[–]pooponagoose 0 points1 point ago

Psh, he needs more abs.

[–]WhiteN01se 0 points1 point ago

He is so attractively ripped.

[–]DrSweetles 0 points1 point ago

Man, he's let himself go a bit.

[–]bonix 1 point2 points ago

So is this going to be a sequel to a prequel? Starting to smell like Scorpion King in here!

[–]Matix992 0 points1 point ago

Fuck legs, I'm Wolverine!

[–]spideyt 1 point2 points ago

DAE immediately think of that Fight Club promo picture of Brad Pitt?

[–]FisherKing22 0 points1 point ago

Jesus.

[–]Deconstruction_Z 0 points1 point ago

Motherfucker gets more ripped every time

[–]checkraptor 0 points1 point ago

Those abs look like they are about to punch someone in the face

[–]superdooperuberpoopr 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no.

[–]eatmyshortsken 0 points1 point ago

It...it looks like every other "Hugh Jackman as Wolverine" photo.

[–]the_mullet_fondler 0 points1 point ago

I recall the similar marketing image they used for Wolverine: Origins wasn't photoshopped at all, and he was quite proud of the fact. I wonder if the same is for here.. if so he looks pretty damn ripped for a 43 year old

[–]Wild2098 1 point2 points ago

What is in the background?

[–]court12b 0 points1 point ago

I guess I'm the only one who saw Tyler Durden with claws.

[–]BackToTheBasic 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or do his muscles not look as hugh?

[–]neoblackdragon -1 points0 points ago

Hopefully that actually give him and the stunt guys actual claws this time around. There was not reason to cgi those claws in Origins for the majority of those scenes.

[–]thebbman 0 points1 point ago

Comes complete with your choice of airbrushed veins or abs! Buy yours today!

[–]throw-this 0 points1 point ago

7 hours too late. Thought I found reddit gold. I was wrong and I feel bad.

[–]FrontRowSteve 0 points1 point ago

Veins, shadow, striking pose.

Those cliches...

[–]libertyordeath11 0 points1 point ago

And he can sing!

[–]emmiduck 0 points1 point ago

JEEZUS. How does one man have so many abs?!?

[–]SpyHunter 0 points1 point ago

X-post from /r/LadyBoners

[–]stagfury 1 point2 points ago

Nowadays, whenever I see him as Wolverine I can't stop thinking about the clusterfuck that is Origins and poor Deadpool.

[–]wakejedi 0 points1 point ago

I need to go to the qym...

[–]its_all_downhill 0 points1 point ago

Beast mode engaged

[–]northernwinds 0 points1 point ago

Thank you thank you thank you. This is the motivation I was looking for to drop the next 30 lbs to get me to my goal weight (and of course, start packing on some muscle :)

[–]thegentile 0 points1 point ago

i don't get it. did you guys not see the other movies where he looked the same?

[–]NByrns 0 points1 point ago

Geez, hit the gym guy.

[–]KevSaysGoOsu 0 points1 point ago

This role has defined Hugh Jackman's career.

[–]ambc63 0 points1 point ago

hugh jackman is seriously gifted but we all need to remember; he gets paid 15-20 million in advance, and begins working out and doesnt have to do anything else until filming starts 6 months later, with a personal chef, trainer, etc etc.

[–]indecentbob -1 points0 points ago

Hugh Jackedman

[–]NoahScape 0 points1 point ago

I want this movie to be good so badly.

[–]robertluke -1 points0 points ago

So this is what Hugh Jackman looks like as Wolverine!

[–]unhappymagicplayer 0 points1 point ago

Look at the veins on that sum' a bitch.

[–]mr_ice_cream_man187 0 points1 point ago

it's that damn Wolverine, he's so hot right now!

[–]moondizzlepie 0 points1 point ago

Someone get the duct tape, cuz this guy is ripped.

[–]negasomething 0 points1 point ago

Not enough hair on that shaved pussy.

[–]cocoram 0 points1 point ago

His pecs look like abs O_o

[–]freerdj 0 points1 point ago

Old Man Logan, please.

[–]wh288205 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if the quality of my phone sucks, but where are his feet?

[–]BaconStripsandFishin 0 points1 point ago

Let the Google searches for "Hugh Jackman Wolverine workout" begin...

[–]keisuke999 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was in pretty good shape... til now.

[–]viralkat 0 points1 point ago

x-post to /r/ladyboners pls

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

yeah, that's not photoshopped at all

[–]wepa 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or it looks like he doesn't have legs below the knee?

[–]rigatti 0 points1 point ago

Huge Jackedman.

[–]hoopla993 0 points1 point ago

Oh goodie! Another movie about the X-Man!

[–]TestesTestes 0 points1 point ago

I will actually watch this one.

[–]Syltarex 0 points1 point ago

I feel great too. Look how vascular I am, look at how my veins are poppin'.

edit: dammit, beat to the punch

[–]lunarover 0 points1 point ago

THE Wolverine

[–]sairyn 0 points1 point ago

Uh.. where are his feet?

[–]TheMostShady 1 point2 points ago

how may times are they going to fuck this franchise up

[–]titlethisaparadox 0 points1 point ago

Just...yes please. r/LadyBoners.

[–]Bootyndabeach 0 points1 point ago

Haven't we seen him as Wolverine like 4 times already?

[–]CancerousAction 0 points1 point ago

The thing is, it's a movie about a comic. So to the people saying that it is photoshopped a little, of course it is. Whatever it takes to make him more like the character.

[–]cheesehelmet -1 points0 points ago

That nigga be ripped.

[–]slowturtleboy 1 point2 points ago

another wolverine movie?

[–]saracir1 0 points1 point ago

Belongs in /r/LadyBoners

[–]FineAxel 0 points1 point ago

Why can't they make him a damn Wolverine costume?!

[–]mrpizza531 0 points1 point ago

I'm having the most awkward boner right now... And I think I know why

[–]iAmericA45 0 points1 point ago

Hugh Jacked, man.

[–]madsociety 0 points1 point ago

you mean jack hughman

[–]blizake 0 points1 point ago

Check the difference in his wrists

[–]ThePoopfish 0 points1 point ago

Wait, is this from "origins", or is there a whole new movie coming out because the first one didn't actually happen?

[–]JJJthe4TH 0 points1 point ago

This picture is giving me a clue and its right over there. I think im gonna go check it out

[–]es-335 0 points1 point ago

This is one guy comfortable with taking his shirt off.

[–]julesasner-dt 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: for as ripped and good looking as hugh jackman is, his wife is in bad shape and not very attractive. GG hugh jackman. I personally would be superficial to stay with her when tons of hot chicks be trying to get with my dailey.