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[–]AstralVoid 9 points10 points ago

wtf is wrong with the shape of her head?

[–]TacosForMe 12 points13 points ago

It's the predator, but in ghetto form.

[–]cold_fire149 3 points4 points ago

her?

edit - Well I'll be damned.

[–]WillBlaze 2 points3 points ago

Ok this is like the third time I've seen him called a her.

What makes you think that is a woman? I'm almost positive that is a guy.

[–]masshole4life 0 points1 point ago

boobs, bra, feminine hands. also, purple hair thingy, but that one isn't a sure shot unless combined with the presence of boobs. when there are boobs, i generally default to female even if i suspect the person is currently sporting a penis.

[–]Icouldshitallday 0 points1 point ago

My first thought is... a lot.

[–]deja-vu-comment 102 points103 points ago

Once at a Burger King I saw a middle aged black woman come into the store. She immediately went up to the till and began arguing about, from what I could gather, the price of the 50 cent ice cream cone. While the man was distracted, her 4 kids came running in with an empty 2 liter milk bottle in each hand. They filled all of them up, ran out of the store, and the woman just stopped arguing and left.

Legendary

.

[–]The_Dirty_Carl 12 points13 points ago

I fucking hate people.

[–]L15t3r0f5m3g 3 points4 points ago

Been seeing you around lately. Good effort put into a novelty account.

[–]ExplainsYourJoke 22 points23 points ago

But when trapped_in_reddit did it, he was literally Hitler.

[–]UkuleleNoGood 5 points6 points ago

The twist: deja_va_comment is really Trapped_In_Reddit.

Truth? Maybe. Interesting? Possibly. A twist? I'm no Shymalan.

[–]justifiesactions 4 points5 points ago

twist: you are Shymalan

[–]joshguerette 2 points3 points ago

I can never seem to commit to mine, takes a lot of work indeed.

[–]xelerated1 -1 points0 points ago

Gee, I wonder where learned to steal ๏_๏

[–]MrTeddybear 1 point2 points ago

I think you accidentally a word there friend.

[–]Ca1amity 1 point2 points ago

It was stolen

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[–]LivingSaladDays 5 points6 points ago

He's describing the situation go white-knight somewhere else.

[–]discharge -1 points0 points ago

Wait, was the lady black or white? this is very pertinent to my understanding of this story.

[–]Mcdumbly 74 points75 points ago

Frutopia: it's like catnip but for black people.

[–]kainotna 7 points8 points ago

I motherfucking love Frutopia. Too bad it's no longer in existence. :(

[–]CrowKaneII 3 points4 points ago

Nu uh! They still have it at McDonalds. Right??

[–]dreamendDischarger 3 points4 points ago

It's still around in Canada. According to Wikipedia, some of the flavours were also redone as Minute Maid brand flavours.

I admit I haven't bothered actually looking for it lately just because I now find it too sweet.

[–]kainotna 0 points1 point ago

In Kindergarten, that stuff was the shit. The gym had a fruitopia machine in the top and they were $1 and it was AWESOME.

[–]sonarx 0 points1 point ago

Dude the multi flavor machines at BK and Wendy's has it and krystals!

[–]littlehighlittlelow 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I giggled when I read this.. only to later nod in agreement?

[–]Kytopia 1 point2 points ago

God damnit i loved it so much i mixed it with kyle for an ultimate runescape username.. stuck with it since

[–]nothinwittyhere 2 points3 points ago

Nah. The only reason he's getting it is because they were out of grape soda.

[–]The_Grim_Sleaper 1 point2 points ago

don't you know that it is "purple drink?" not grape soda

[–]imnotmarvin 10 points11 points ago

And you know if someone said something to him he'd be indignant. I hate that shit. Get caught doing something you know you shouldn't be doing and then get mad at the people that catch you.

[–]LoveOfProfit 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was a woman. >.> Isn't that a boob?

[–]felixtre 20 points21 points ago

shit tyrone! get it together!

[–]canthidecomments -1 points0 points ago

Orange drank, motherfucka. Do you speak it?

[–]xSupernaut 10 points11 points ago

Welcome to Detroit...

[–]rebelbrain 1 point2 points ago

lol I'm from Detroit and that's funny!

[–]xSupernaut 2 points3 points ago

I am too. Unfortunately.

[–]Caboose119z 1 point2 points ago

So are you guys from Detroit in the same way I'm from Detroit ie. 30 minutes from Detroit. Seeing as how you have internet and speak English I'm guessing so.

[–]xSupernaut 0 points1 point ago

Kinda. I live right off 9 Mile in Warren, so only like 5 minutes away, but it gives me automatic Internet Badass Points if I say I live in Detroit.

I actually just got back from Detroit a few minutes ago, had to go to Target.

[–]Caboose119z 2 points3 points ago

funny considering you were a target buh dum tiss

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

[–]xSupernaut 0 points1 point ago

It's okay, my uncle is black. That means I can joke like that, I think.

[–]modernwitch 0 points1 point ago

Actually, this was in Atlanta. I know, since i took the picture.

[–]xSupernaut 0 points1 point ago

Cool. It was a joke.

[–]modernwitch 1 point2 points ago

Oh, just informing anyone who might want to know:) Op decided to repost my picture, and many are asking the place of occurrence.

[–]mfter 4 points5 points ago

I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of Fanta. What I said was: Give me ALL the Fanta you have. You know what, just let me do it.

[–]zeta3232 4 points5 points ago

Recently I was on north las Vegas, the really bad neighborhood to be around we went to Wendy's, and they keep the soda machine inside the register side.

[–]SgtMac02 6 points7 points ago

I thought that was standard at Wendy's. I can't think of the last Wendy's I went to that had the machine customer side.

[–]BOS13 0 points1 point ago

The Wendy's in my area has them where customers can get to it. It's in a college town, maybe that makes a difference?

[–]zeta3232 -2 points-1 points ago

Really? I am pretty sure in nice neighborhood's they are out side.

[–]TheeCandyMan 6 points7 points ago

I live in a nice neighborhood and they still have them register side.

[–]zeta3232 0 points1 point ago

.... You are right, that sucks.

[–]SgtMac02 0 points1 point ago

I have lived in both types of places and visited many more. I still can't remember ever having seen them customer-side.

[–]radler470 7 points8 points ago

Fills vs. Re-fills.

[–]ericishere 1 point2 points ago

Of course its orange soda.

[–]whats_the_deal22 9 points10 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]superpastaaisle 19 points20 points ago

Black people.

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

[–]matthewtheninja 6 points7 points ago

Is that Lil Wayne?

[–]codesign 1 point2 points ago

The turn to skateboarding has been hard on him. :( I'm sure when Lil Wayng goes back to rap though he'll be fillin up on Cristal, or maybe at first, Cristal Lite.

[–]Dark_Green_Blanket 4 points5 points ago

I saw a guy do this with a backpack at a Taco Bell in Atlanta. He was shirtless and wearing shredded jeans. He filled the backpack about halfway with ice, then started filling it with soda. After awhile someone said "hey man thats.. don't do that" and he laughed and walked out. His jeans must have been shredded because he was carrying around those huge balls.

[–]firefae83 3 points4 points ago

A backpack? It didn't leak through the material or the zipper?

[–]Dark_Green_Blanket 9 points10 points ago

I mean I'd assume so, but I don't think it was high on the list of that guy's priorities. From the looks of it, his next stop was to buy crack and then drink out of the backpack.

[–]Quov 2 points3 points ago

It very well may have been a backpack with drink compartment.

Like this.

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

Oh, neat.

[–]system_limbic 0 points1 point ago

A Hammock of Cake

[–]TERRYbyte 6 points7 points ago

She missed the orange drank...

[–]iburnchildren 8 points9 points ago

I think that's a guy.

[–]Hrodrik 2 points3 points ago

She sure found the meth, though.

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

I would do that if I had the nerve and wasn't such a pushover. "Hey, stop that." "Okay.." :(

[–]demon1255 2 points3 points ago

Predator, what are you doing?

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Dammit Lil' Wayne, you can afford to pay full price!

[–]jdaar 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sir_not_sir 2 points3 points ago

The Fruitopia Strawberry-Passionfruit is worth it. Not all McDonald's carries it. Once you find it, take what you can get.

[–]SEGnosis 0 points1 point ago

There was no sign.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]Durpadoo -1 points0 points ago

Niggers.

[–]TheForceiswithus -1 points0 points ago

[–]coolkid647 -3 points-2 points ago

This would have been top comment on r/4chan

[–]insomniacl 0 points1 point ago

Total value: $0.34

[–]ForeverGreen11 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody else see anything wrong with his arm?

[–]Chewie316 1 point2 points ago

really Dr. Pepper on a coke machine? isn't that a pepsi product?

[–]entwithadayjob 3 points4 points ago

Nope, it's independent. The Dr Pepper Snapple Group

[–]SplinterMuffins -1 points0 points ago

side boob.

[–]makepizzaallday 1 point2 points ago

i've seen this guy at the taco bell in my town

[–]monkiebars 0 points1 point ago

WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?

[–]nobody2000 -1 points0 points ago

But that's not purple nor is it drank!!!

[–]TheForceiswithus 1 point2 points ago

[–]Absle 0 points1 point ago

I'm 93.743% sure that that's sweet tea that he's taking.

[–]MegaJiXiang 1 point2 points ago

I really think this is a woman. Why is everyone saying it is a guy? Is it really a guy? Does it even matter?

[–]fractals_ -1 points0 points ago

It's a wonderful restaurant!

[–]AaronHolland44 -1 points0 points ago

I did this at burgerking. I can no longer go to burgerking.

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

I don't blame him at all. Frutopia is the shit and I miss it immensely.

[–]BrettZfuture 0 points1 point ago

Ratchet

[–]I_will_fix_this 1 point2 points ago

to be fair you have to fill it before you refill it. If he is filling it for the first time then he should be charged.

I have no friends.

[–]Provenzer0 0 points1 point ago

Ghetto like a mofo

[–]beetjuice2012 0 points1 point ago

Orange drink....lolz

[–]tjm731 0 points1 point ago

Who loves orange soda????

[–]SgtSausage 0 points1 point ago

I got a Fruitopia cap!

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

KEL LOOOOOOVVES ORANGE SODAAAAA

[–]Firien 0 points1 point ago

What, did they run out of Kool-Aid?

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

[–]steve2166 0 points1 point ago

and that is why we wont install those in my pizza shop

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

It's douche bags like these that ruin it for the rest of us.

[–]dubdubdubdot 0 points1 point ago

Aw hell naw, nigga takin all the grape flava.

[–]modernwitch 0 points1 point ago

Dat feel when someone reposts your OC . :/

[–]Mikes_friend_Tyler 0 points1 point ago

Lil Wayne?

[–]TheOvulator 0 points1 point ago

Repost ಠ_ಠ

[–]061342 1 point2 points ago

Thus why you can't get free refills in most parts of Chicago.

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

[–]negativekarmawh0r3 -1 points0 points ago

gotta stock up on the orange drank...too bad they didn't have purple drank.

[–]TheForceiswithus -1 points0 points ago

[–]HiImTed -1 points0 points ago

I wonder though, what would they do if you bought a soda, and proceeded to do this? Would they complain you're filling a jug? Could you just then fill the cup, and then pour the contents into the jug?

Either way, the dude is clearly poor as shit to be doing this, which garners my sympathies. If the manager complained I'd stand up and proclaim myself to be a lawyer and defend his actions as legal under the first amendment or some bs

[–]SgtMac02 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I was thinking about that too. Buy one small drink. Fill it and pour the cup into the jug. Refill the cup. Repeat until full. Thus technically obeying the rules.

[–]Quov 0 points1 point ago

If this becomes a common occurrence, odds are the restaurant would take measures to combat it by moving the machine behind the counter. This is why a lot of places no longer sauce packets and other things like that where people can grab them. At least in area's where this is a problem.

[–]kainotna 1 point2 points ago

Hey, wait as a second. As another commenter pointed out, there's Frutopia in that there machine....

How fucking old is this picture?

[–]techandchess 0 points1 point ago

Fruitopia is still around outside of america. Still on tap here in canada.

[–]kainotna 0 points1 point ago

I thought I read an article a few months back about Fruitopia being discontinued.. Now I have to go order some...

[–]I_get_up_again 1 point2 points ago

When I managed a pizza restaurant, old white women and young black women would come in and get ice water, empty sugar and lemon juice packets into it, and enjoy a free lemonade.

[–]dirtyword -3 points-2 points ago

I'm actually a little surprised at the amount of racism in this comment thread.

[–]D-Skel 4 points5 points ago

I guess it's bad that I find this thread to be rather tame compared to others I've seen.

[–]imnotmarvin 2 points3 points ago

You were expecting more?

[–]dirtyword 0 points1 point ago

No

[–]ImAmazing 1 point2 points ago

You must be new.

[–]Armagetiton 2 points3 points ago

I'm not. Reddit is full of hypocrites that'll start a witch hunt when someone they don't like makes a few racist jokes, then make the same jokes a day later.

[–]SnifflyWhale -3 points-2 points ago

This is reddit. Reddit hates and will make fun of anyone who isn't white, straight, a man, middle class or above, or physically able.

[–]4realthistime -4 points-3 points ago

Ain't shit I saw an old white guy come in with a fucking cooler to take to his buddies to work, ice cold sprite for that crew that day.

[–]newyork2012 1 point2 points ago

what'

[–]4realthistime -2 points-1 points ago

I mean a black person with a cooler... better?

[–]TheForceiswithus -1 points0 points ago

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

Where is justsaysblackpeople when you need him?

[–]N1gger_fggt -5 points-4 points ago

Fucking niggers

[–]TheForceiswithus -1 points0 points ago

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 -2 points-1 points ago

'aint nooone can stop tyrone hurr in 'merica!

[–]insaneacorn -1 points0 points ago

[–]WhatDafuqIsThis -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't realize that Busta Rhymes was that broke... damn.

[–]sidewaysvoter -2 points-1 points ago

Kel sure loves his orange soda. He do he do he doo-oooooo!

[–]supercali45 -2 points-1 points ago

red drankkk

[–]notmaryrose -2 points-1 points ago

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda

[–]girlysogr00vy 0 points1 point ago

I'm mostly just surprised this isn't grape soda...

[–]TheForceiswithus -1 points0 points ago

[–]69Liters -3 points-2 points ago

There was a news story a while back about a guy that got charged with a felony (3rd strike) because he used a Burger King water cup to serve himself Coke.