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all 131 comments

[–]mrcassette 249 points250 points ago

cause everyone kept mentioning but nobody could be bothered but you...

edit : now with added lip

[–]bayyorker 42 points43 points ago

Miley's face is the stuff of nightmares.

[–]frenzyboard 15 points16 points ago

Haaaaaaaay sexy lady!

[–]OGBrownboy 5 points6 points ago

Miley looks like grumpy cat

[–]xdanknastyx 12 points13 points ago

And the winner is....

[–]nathan42100 7 points8 points ago

So now the trick is to photoshop after-effects bikes into the music video

[–]dickbaggery 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, where have I seen these moves before?? Oh YEAH..

[–]hardturdbutthurt 0 points1 point ago

[–]samisbond 205 points206 points ago

[–]narcolepticGOAT 58 points59 points ago

There is something very wrong with that bike...

[–]itsmoist 23 points24 points ago

Very clever

[–]dr_women 12 points13 points ago

You just made me cry shit out of my eyes.

[–]Cadmium_Mellow 7 points8 points ago

You might want to get that checked out.

[–]Mozzarella_FoxFire 5 points6 points ago

That is a heavily modified bike.

[–]daedric_influence 64 points65 points ago

[–]SoGnar92 1 point2 points ago

[–]mrcassette 215 points216 points ago

[–]A_plural_singularity 40 points41 points ago

You win for being the only Photoshop right now. Please wait four to six weeks for you complementary box of cat shaped chocolate covered bacon turtles.

[–]Cygnus_X1 20 points21 points ago

It's amazing, the thread has over 500 upvotes and only one photoshop

[–]mrcassette 19 points20 points ago

and a terrible 2 minute job at that...

[–]masturbateToSleep 10 points11 points ago

That was so funny I fell off my dinosaur

[–]dlovin 146 points147 points ago

The one of Andy Dick just looks like Andy Dick wandering around after too much party time.

[–]SerialRappist 34 points35 points ago

It looks like hes coming in for a landing to do more partying.

[–]vinegarstrokes420 8 points9 points ago

haha yes, looks like he rounded a corner and is like "oh shit! paparazzi!"

[–]FuckingBand 2 points3 points ago

I was going to pretty much say that. Andy Dick just looks like drunk/high Andy Dick.

[–]Chad_Brochill_17 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm wondering why Andy Dick is considered a celebrity.

[–]therealxris 18 points19 points ago

Because he's been in a bunch of movies and TV shows. Which is why most celebrities are considered such.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004873/

[–]klobbermang 4 points5 points ago

He was pretty big in the mid to late 90s, and being bad at handling drugs only makes you more famous.

[–]LoLmaonade7 2 points3 points ago

I recently watched the Pam Anderson roast on Comedy Central and everyone was calling him gay. I watched his show a few times and had no idea he was.

[–]foggianism 188 points189 points ago

They look like they are dancing Gangnam Style.

[–]Sheep_Goes_Baa 33 points34 points ago

Would do this if I didn't have classes in 10 minutes.

[–]KyroDCK 61 points62 points ago

Dude skip class, who needs to learn? This is the mean streets of photoshop battles

[–]whatthehelpp 58 points59 points ago

I know. PHOTOSHOP YOURSELF A DEGREE ASSHOLE.

How do you think I have a Phd ?

[–]Cygnus_X1 20 points21 points ago

This is why nobody checks Phds in journalism: It's harder to learn how to photoshop one.

[–]digdog303 8 points9 points ago

I literally just listened to you.

[–]Cygnus_X1 7 points8 points ago

After class, I expect a celebrity Gangnam dance off.

[–]Don2k12 3 points4 points ago

There's always time for Gangnam style.

[–]SeriousJack 6 points7 points ago

Crap... I thought I'd manage to spend a whole day without this ringing in a corner of my head.

[–]Infin1ty 1 point2 points ago

As soon as I saw the first picture, the song started blaring in my head. There's no escaping it!

[–]jimaug87 -1 points0 points ago

HAHA! I've never heard it so I can't be afflicted.

[–]OtherShit 0 points1 point ago

I thought they were all lifting a leg to allow for optimal flatulence decibels

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

They look like they're improving Gangnam Style. Seriously, who rides a horse with their wrists crossed like that? It looks like they got confused about whether they were miming riding a horse, or playing the drums poorly.

[–]toss_reply -1 points0 points ago

Or like draeni with some of the weird leg positions, but great idea anyhow.

[–]Anaphase 48 points49 points ago

The comment-to-actual-Photoshopped-image ratio in this thread is severally severely disappointing.

and I'm only making it worse...

[–]Anaphase 45 points46 points ago

EDIT: Well, I suck at Photoshop so I couldn't make a funny image. But here's a cutout of Brad Pitt I made before giving up.

[–]missPANK 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure you mean "severely." Unless you were disappointed multiple times.

[–]Anaphase 1 point2 points ago

Ah, yes. Thanks, I was typing too fast I guess.

[–]ujelly_fish 58 points59 points ago

[–]LoLmaonade7 5 points6 points ago

That's some skill. Vince Vaughn desperately needs a nap. But all the time.

[–]I3aisden 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is just the original photo..

[–]I3aisden 0 points1 point ago

[–]pieguyfly 0 points1 point ago

Dude that's just a simple un-crop. Child's play.

[–]Literal_LOL 0 points1 point ago

WOOOOOSSSHHHH

[–]Slayner 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, it kinda looks shopped, like his feet are in the air a little, it seems like if you look closely he's sorta in the air. Although that could just be because I already saw the cutout. Either way, I BELIEVE!

[–]GeoKeo 60 points61 points ago

I think that's enough ketchup http://imgur.com/fAO3Z

[–]itsmoist 8 points9 points ago

Needs more ketchup

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[–]dirtyword 24 points25 points ago

No wonder Jake Gyllenhaal is biking so seriously, he really needs to lose a lot of weight ... in his left knee.

[–]Phate18 5 points6 points ago

That is freaky.

[–]twogunsalute 4 points5 points ago

So that's who the cock in the lycra is

[–]Eilif 1 point2 points ago

Original picture. Someone made an interesting choice when photoshopping the bike out, haha.

[–]havebrain 25 points26 points ago

Can we do this? Themed battles? i.e. Doctor who and sonic screwdriver, bill murray smoking cigarettes... You can use any photo, but the subject has to be the same.

[–]humortogo[M] 26 points27 points ago

We had themed battles before, it was a success but unfortunately not everyone had access to stock images and cutouts.

We are considering giving it another shot though. And maybe this time we will try and provide resources for what to work with.

[–]kramzag 22 points23 points ago

This is the first time Einstein and Andy Dick have ever been on a same list.

[–]spencebiro 2 points3 points ago

Looks like someone doesn't know about the patch tool.

[–]melotrippy 14 points15 points ago

inb4 someone photoshops them on bikes.

[–]LetMeResearchThat4U 0 points1 point ago

Even worse someone simply posted the origionals!

[–]ujelly_fish 0 points1 point ago

Heh. Heh.

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 3 points4 points ago

Something about this is fucking hysterical. They all look so confused. "Why am I levitating? This is not natural. I'm not supposed to do this."

[–]cuppincayk 8 points9 points ago

These are cool, but I'm not sure that this equates to a battle. Also, I believe in the rules it states no albums. You're supposed to use a single photo that the community plays with.

[–]jhaluska 7 points8 points ago

6 Celebrities and Andy Dick.

[–]vinegarstrokes420 4 points5 points ago

I love how upset Vince Vaughn looks and how Brad Pitt is the only celeb who can bike and still look cool

[–]jesus_swept 0 points1 point ago

Vince Vaughn looks like he his literally shitting himself. He looks like he's taking a dump, is what I'm trying to say.

[–]ShahpEleven 3 points4 points ago

Andy Dick wasn't on a bike. He just snorted a bag of coke.

[–]digdog303 3 points4 points ago

As someone who makes the work commute on a bicycle, and as a solid [6.8] I appreciate this posting you have made.

[–]ivanalbright 2 points3 points ago

not fair, why do celebrities get invisible bikes?

[–]everetthiller 1 point2 points ago

Very nice

[–]SaentFu 1 point2 points ago

Jake Gyllenhaal's knee looks pretty swollen there..

[–]classicman 2 points3 points ago

Andy Dick looks normal.

[–]P00KIEPIE 1 point2 points ago

All I saw was jake gylenhall

[–]keith_weaver 2 points3 points ago

This is actually pretty amusing to me. The one of Andy Dick looks like an everyday thing for him though.

[–]Mr0Mike0 2 points3 points ago

Uh... I thought this was r/photoshopbattles.

I'll see myself out...

[–]Frankfusion 1 point2 points ago

The one with Andy Dick wasn't photoshoped.

[–]Ominaeo 1 point2 points ago

The only one that looks like he's having fun is Einstein.

[–]kavorka2 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the Andy Dick one isn't photoshopped, he was just on a bender

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago

...the internet is a weird place. I mean...someone sat there...thought of this and then proceeded to photoshop the fuck out of a bunch of pics.

rule 1865456?

[–]HarryLillis 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear, if Andy Dick was anywhere near me with a Bicycle I think I'd fear for my life. Well, I think any man of reasonable sense fears for their life in the company of Andy Dick. I'd compliment him on that episode of Star Trek: Voyager and then high tail it out of there.

[–]mcknicker 1 point2 points ago

It's funny because the last picture never even contained a bike. Andy Dick can levitate at will by directing concentrated streams of ass-hattery. And cocaine.

[–]weber134 1 point2 points ago

PLEASE! somebody add star wars speeder-bikes onto the Einstein one at least.

[–]fran13r 0 points1 point ago

Although i know that celebrity doesn't mean "rich and stupid" i can't help but cringe when i see Einstein in a celebrity list.

Then again, he is in fact a celebrity, and there's nothing wrong with that, in fact, its amazing, i think it may be just the fact that he and Andy Dick are on the same list, and that annoys me.

[–]jessejacksome 1 point2 points ago

Andy Dick just looks drunk normal.

[–]Aleksander73 0 points1 point ago

Why does only one person have a helmet on?

[–]BClydeBatty 1 point2 points ago

Here's hoping we see another picture soon of Andy Dick being crushed by an invisible truck.

[–]whodeybluedevil 1 point2 points ago

oppa gangnam style!

[–]Glueyfeathers 0 points1 point ago

This weirdly is one of my recurring dreams at night time, I seem to be flying through the air but not just randomly floating - I have to propel myself either by swimming though the air or pedalling like this. It's quite peaceful :)

[–]JerryTehGamer 0 points1 point ago

Everyday I'm shuffling...

[–]WINZOW 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that think the girl at the top... I think she's Hanna Montana but I'm not sure... Has a face in a perpetual state of herp a derp.

[–]imgary 0 points1 point ago

I declare that we have run out of stupid things to do on the internet. Who has this kind of free time? It is funny though.

[–]PulseAmplification 0 points1 point ago

The best part is Andy Dick doesn't look out of place.

[–]Rflkt 0 points1 point ago

lol, it looks like Einstein is about to fly away

[–]crichton101 0 points1 point ago

Andy Dick just looks drunk, so I'm not 100% sure if that pic is even doctored.

[–]pure_nonsense 0 points1 point ago

Andy Dick looks like... Well, Andy Dick!

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

Is that Brad Pitt with a moleskine sketchbook and a mofugging cigar riding a bike? That picture, in itself, is awesome.

[–]DanHam117 0 points1 point ago

The Woody Allen one at the end has to be my favorite

[–]dexter0 1 point2 points ago

[–]clyspe 1 point2 points ago

Does this count as a celebrity? Original

His legs are kind of derpy, too much depth of field on the screenshot and the bike was also big

[–]charnbarn -2 points-1 points ago

this is too good. it should be it's own subreddit...

[–]KennyLovesYou 1 point2 points ago

Dammit. Brad Pitt still looks so fucking suave. The dude exudes suave. Everyone else looks kind of awkward. Andy Dick looks like ... andy dick. Brad Pitt. Fuck that guy, he's awesome.

[–]lostmygravitas 0 points1 point ago

Wearing a disheveled plain white shirt and plain black pants....he still looks cooler than I do in my best clothes. Asshole.

[–]vfxDan -5 points-4 points ago

All pretty poor shop jobs

[–]mrcassette 116 points117 points ago

[–]Anaphase 5 points6 points ago

I lol'd. You did your job.

[–]galileofan 0 points1 point ago

Crane technique. If do right, no can defense.

[–]technoSurrealist 0 points1 point ago

no that's awesome

[–]haveigotaboxforyou 15 points16 points ago

I disagree - sure they aren't perfect, but they aren't at all bad! They aren't so bad that it detracts from the joke, you have to look closely to find any issues.

[–]WhipIash 1 point2 points ago

I'm amazed they could replace the missing foot so well O.o

[–]brosciencealert -1 points0 points ago

I like to think that Andy Dick just walks like that normally.

[–]msmls -1 points0 points ago

they look like they're all giving double jumping.handjobs to two invisible men.

[–]plobster -1 points0 points ago

Why hasn't a collage been made yet?

[–]XxcontaminatexX 0 points1 point ago

Man Britney Spears still looks good huh

[–]bassblair11 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I have the same shoes as Vince Vaughn.

[–]spacemanspiff30 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Holy Taco was still around

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

Now someone just needs to remove those stupid fucking watermarks.

[–]caffeineTX 0 points1 point ago

Someone line them up so it looks like they are doing soulja boy in sync.

[–]jshan87 -1 points0 points ago

this made me laugh more than it should have

[–]observemedia -2 points-1 points ago

Crank dat soldier boy!

[–]alphasci 20 points21 points ago

no