When ever I see a "Do Not Enter" sign

SecondToNone · 2012-09-24T15:26:37+00:00

I see keep out signs as suggestions more than actual orders. Like “dry clean only.”

dontbthatguy · 2012-09-24T15:15:39+00:00

I like "THIS DOOR IS ALARMED." With the question of "what startled it?" written underneath it.

drunk_otter · 2012-09-24T14:24:51+00:00

Huh - I always just try and enter the sign, because fuck them.

_Mattman_ · 2012-09-24T16:38:09+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
KEEP OUT	14^coms	758^pts	1^mo	funny
The Simpsons has the best security	1^com	8^pts	16^dys	funny
I always knew that this show was genius...	0^coms	11^pts	11^mos	funny
keep out or enter	10^coms	256^pts	1^yr	reddit.com
This whole subreddit.	31^coms	1343^pts	25^dys	firstworldanarchists
KEEP OUT!	70^coms	522^pts	1^yr	funny
I'm a sign, not a cop	139^coms	1059^pts	1^yr	pics
I'm a Sign	69^coms	1390^pts	3^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

Imasignnotacop · 2012-09-24T16:27:04+00:00

Finally, my user name is relevant

alderno · 2012-09-24T15:04:32+00:00

This reminds me of the time I was hanging out with this girl that I really really liked. We were pretty young, but I can remember it like it was yesterday. My dad used to be involved in our local government, so it's safe to say I was able to pull that card to get lucky with the ladies.

Anyway, I was always a little bit of a trouble maker. My dad tried to keep close watch on me. He even hired somebody in his security team, Rowan, just to look after me. Rowan was good at reporting back to him, but he was also kind of old and pretty easy to fool. I was able to sneak around without him realizing it.

Anyway, this girl that I used to play around with a lot liked to wrestle around a little bit. I was at that awkward age, so she used to always get the better of me. Even though she was always pinning me, it was still pretty hot, cause I'd have this beautiful girl on top of me. So one day we were wrestling around and I decided I wanted to show off a little bit and take her to an area much like what was probably behind the sign in the picture I'm commenting on.

I was pretty much warned to never ever enter that area, but it was too tempting. The girl and I got the slip on Rowan and headed straight into the big "Do Not Enter" zone of my life. We weren't even there for two minutes before I came across my Uncle. My uncle never really liked my dad or me. I didn't understand it, but I was young back then.

Anyway, it turns out the place wasn't that great. We got chased around by a couple retards, but we made it back home.. That's when life got really crazy. I watched my dad die right in front of me, then these two stoners took me in. I lived with them for the better part of my pubescent years, worry free. Eventually I found my way back to my old home, overthrew my uncle, married my childhood sweetheart, and became King of Pride Rock.

basedom · 2012-09-24T15:48:38+00:00

Upvote this man, or don't.. I'm just a comment

Anhedonique · 2012-09-24T16:38:04+00:00

whenever I see a repost

NotaMethAddict · 2012-09-24T15:12:19+00:00

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Savantism · 2012-09-24T16:29:04+00:00

I've never seen this one posted before... /sarcasm

ehstone8 · 2012-09-24T15:58:36+00:00

Those signs exists primarily to rid the place of liability if you do something stupid and hurt yourself while inside

Nikken6 · 2012-09-24T16:13:06+00:00

If discordianism was tobacco, this would smell a lot like my awesome cigar-munching dog.

jpiglet · 2012-09-24T16:28:17+00:00

I look forward to the news article about how you died driving down a freeway off ramp.

ToaklandFaders · 2012-09-24T16:31:32+00:00

It's gonna be Lisa Simpson right? Yup.

rokyrakoon103 · 2012-09-24T16:42:18+00:00

When I see a sign like that, I enter the shop and let the owner know they are seriously underestimating the usefullness of the door... like by a hundred percent.

g3n3p4rm3s4n · 2012-09-24T16:42:49+00:00

SWEET FUCKING REPOST WOOOOO!!!!

Cheapshades97 · 2012-09-24T16:43:02+00:00

This spotted in canada

Harrison426 · 2012-09-24T17:02:07+00:00

I think this is the episode where they go to the museum...

Lisa: Have you ever seen such exquisite ushabtis? Homer: Eh, not this exquisite.

A quote my cousin and I have said since we were young and I always find it funny.

Also, Crackton. Hahaha

egosumFidius · 2012-09-24T17:25:10+00:00

"Road Closed" read the sign that my high school government teach saw blocking where they were building the 805 back in the '70s. He wanted to see the construction so he walked passed it to take a look. A cop caught him and cited him for trespassing or something like that (he told us this story in 1997). He went to court to dispute the ticket, arguing that "Road Closed" does not mean "Do not enter" and the judge threw out the case.

everest84 · 2012-09-24T17:49:42+00:00

even these?

darthmangini · 2012-09-24T17:55:48+00:00

When I see Do Not Enter, I think of the Beavis and Butthead where they are watching an Ernest movie and Ernest reads the sign as "Donut Entry." Ernest then walks through the door and falls out of the statue of liberty's nose.

Vee_Vee · 2012-09-24T18:25:43+00:00

How the fuck has anyone not seen this? It's on the front page every day?

mamanakis · 2012-09-24T18:38:40+00:00

Or the sign that says

      NO ENTRANCE

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

I read that to mean only authorized personnel are prohibited; everyone else come right in.

yesukai · 2012-09-24T19:59:38+00:00

Exactly. There is no authority without force. Unless there's someone there with a club and ~~cattle prod~~ taser, then the rules are just polite suggestions.

davidaimes · 2012-09-24T20:04:33+00:00

The sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside.

mattattaque · 2012-09-24T20:38:33+00:00

I wonder if this is what the kid who jumped two fences to get his head hacked off by a roller coaster thought too.

Athene_Wins · 2012-09-24T21:28:14+00:00

Careful if you're in florida bro. Shot to the head, execution style for that shit.

Entrarchy · 2012-09-24T22:33:41+00:00

/r/urbanexploration for more.

Nighthawk6857 · 2012-09-24T23:09:14+00:00

It must be a Canadian sign.

sideflanker · 2012-09-24T23:19:58+00:00

I'm a doctor, not a comedian.

sfcjohn · 2012-09-25T01:27:03+00:00

I do this all the time. I once walked into the inner workings of a hospital by doing this. There was access to a whole bunch of stuff I didn't know how to work or manipulate at the time but I think I could have shut off the water system to the entire dental clinic. Do not enter or personnel only signs to me mean walk the fuck in and pretend to know some shit you don't. I do this all the time at work with IT but I actually know some shit. If I make a request to IT and I don't have what I need, I walk into their office and stand over them till they do it. Inside joke for the last four letters of the last sentence.

zenofire · 2012-09-24T15:38:55+00:00

/r/firstworldanarchists

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-24T13:55:13+00:00

Lisa: Oh, we can't touch it, dad! It's behind a velvet rope! [feeling the rope] A velvet rope..

leahyrain · 2012-09-24T15:02:36+00:00

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ThisFreaknGuy · 2012-09-24T15:30:35+00:00

Whenever I see a stop sign in the middle of nowhere

Athrowawayiuse · 2012-09-24T15:35:32+00:00

Watch out now, are you suppose to be some bad ass? Maybe the sign is there for your safety. What happens if you do enter somewhere that says do not enter and just fall for hours into a huge pit? Not very bad ass now huh?

TheFeshy · 2012-09-24T15:43:06+00:00

"Signs are declarative not imperative" has been a motto of mine.

It gets me in trouble sometimes... but mostly with my wife who gets annoyed that I will disregard signs.

RubeusShagrid · 2012-09-24T15:44:31+00:00

ANTI CLIMBING PAINT IN USE

CrazyNeon99 · 2012-09-24T18:22:55+00:00

That's the only Simpsons I've ever seen

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