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[–]Squalor- 63 points64 points ago

Yahoo! Answers: Where trolls troll trolls trolling trolls.

[–]intelligent_bubba 48 points49 points ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

[–]Squalor- 9 points10 points ago

People had been down-voting you probably because they are unsure of your reference.

Here's the Wikipedia article apropos this grammatically correct sentence.

[–]Marsha_Brady 4 points5 points ago

I am so confused right now. I had to stop reading the article after they put the punctuation in. It made my brain hurt.

[–]sssssahdontknow 1 point2 points ago

Iknowright? Here is another example from Wikipedia:

"James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher."

[–]boneritus 2 points3 points ago

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga?

[–]nlemanski15 1 point2 points ago

Im 200% nigga!

[–]lettheflowgo 2 points3 points ago

I don't think most people understand this reference. It's a full grammatically correct sentence.

[–]Homletmoo 2 points3 points ago

Whilst that is also grammatically correct, I prefer

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

for full effect.

[–]MxM111 1 point2 points ago

Police police police police police.

[–]jakfischer -3 points-2 points ago

louisiana_hot_sauce.png

[–]GregoryDouglasW 18 points19 points ago

For this person, everything is definitely not going to be okay

[–]Fapworth 4 points5 points ago

If they're not then its a Darwin award.

[–]Journalisto 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately, the Darwin award doesn't come with money like the Nobel peace prize.

[–]Nallenbot 13 points14 points ago

Nothing has ever not happened more than this did not happen.

[–]RichardCupidIV 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, I'm calling bullshit on this dog shit.

[–]Jode36 38 points39 points ago

Good thing they clarified. For a minute there I thought this person was a total idiot.

[–]Tittycats 7 points8 points ago

clearly trolling for attention

[–]sofer6 -2 points-1 points ago

if that's true then he knows his trollling, and i approve of that

[–]magicbullets 2 points3 points ago

A couple of days usually makes everything ok. Panic over.

[–]sweetiet1180 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of American pie when Stiffler eats the dog turd. Except Stiffler did it on purpose, and this guy left shit on his counter for more than a minute. I just, I don't understand.

[–]tuxdreamerx 10 points11 points ago

Shit would never make it near my counter, especially if I am the one cleaning it up.

[–]sweetiet1180 8 points9 points ago

Right? Why would it not immediately go in the trash? I don't care what meds you're taking, shit doesn't not look like melted chocolate. What do you think you're eating, feces flavored hershey bars?

[–]tuxdreamerx 4 points5 points ago

It sure as hell doesn't smell like melted chocolate either!

[–]mutilatedrabbit 0 points1 point ago

sure as shit*

[–]tuxdreamerx 0 points1 point ago

How did I miss that?

[–]Mannzutier 2 points3 points ago

I always love stories that contain the sentence "i left the poop on the counter for a couple days". The fact that it starts with "so i don't look like an idiot" makes it that more special.

[–]ProbablyFaded 2 points3 points ago

Too tired to put it in the trash? How far away is the trashcan from the, presumably, kitchen counter? I have far greater concerns for OP than eating days old feces. We need more info! OP deliver

[–]TheLargeMan -1 points0 points ago

I'm confused...who doesn't like soft served chocolate?

[–]awesomeck 1 point2 points ago

Is that guy a troll I really can't tell.. stupidity cannot be underestimated

[–]silversleuther -1 points0 points ago

This person will vote one day, and that makes me sad...

[–]goldy_knows_why 1 point2 points ago

That guy is talking pure shit.

[–]ilikeapples2 0 points1 point ago

What goes in, has to come out one way or the other.

[–]mjr4189 0 points1 point ago

enjoy e. coli...

[–]sapper2345 0 points1 point ago

One girl one napkin

[–]Barrylicious 1 point2 points ago

Can we just call a moratorium on Yahoo Answers posts on reddit? They're universally terrible.

[–]capnsouth 0 points1 point ago

Well that's a shitty way to start the day.

[–]with_whimsy 0 points1 point ago

...Yes, I often leave my melted chocolate on the counter wrapped in Kleenex.

[–]KindaRationalDebater 0 points1 point ago

Shit happens.

[–]tggadcox 0 points1 point ago

Wat

[–]Yusho 0 points1 point ago

I can see why this person is on antidepressants...

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

Look, like, and idiot? Is that like stop, drop, and roll?

[–]toothl3ss 0 points1 point ago

Speaking from personal experience; brushing one's teeth ten times is not enough to get rid of the taste of dog shit...

[–]LB54TG -2 points-1 points ago

and should be "an"

grammer nazi out.

EDIT: and i never thought it'd happen to me .. .

you win toddaway!

[–]toddaway 6 points7 points ago

*grammar

[–]Jr_VP_of_Bravery -3 points-2 points ago

Take this garbage off of here please, mods.

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