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[–]Phuck_Nugget 368 points369 points ago

He hung himself after that.

[–]Sanity_prevails 82 points83 points ago

If he was hung, his wife may have been more accepting

[–]ContentEnt 14 points15 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]Squalor- 128 points129 points ago

hanged*

[–]I_kick_puppies 47 points48 points ago

I learnt that "hanged" is the proper past tense for death by hanging. But I don't think I've ever heard anyone use the word "hanged", pretty much every time I hear it, I hear "hung". I'm starting to wonder if I have been lied to :(

[–]k4kuz0 100 points101 points ago

When people say it "wrong" enough times, it eventually becomes right.

[–]joshjje 20 points21 points ago

Yeah, that happens a lot.

[–]Soggy_Pronoun 10 points11 points ago

Literally

[–]Chazzey_dude 4 points5 points ago

Blatantly obviously.

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[–]mehugz 15 points16 points ago

alot?

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 30 points31 points ago

Recent conversation with walmart clerk: Her: How are you doing today?

Me: I am well, thanks

Her: You mean, you're good?

Me: I am doing well, yes.

Her: ... you mean good?

Me: ... sigh I am good cringe

[–]TheDarkHorse83 20 points21 points ago

Scumbag Redditor, screwing with Lit graduates at their place of employment.

[–]Fyreswing 4 points5 points ago

Haaaaaaaaaa

That's not nice.

:P

[–]fer_d 29 points30 points ago

walmart. we're grammer go to dye.

Edit: TIL to spell Grammer. Thanks acekrn

[–]acekrn 10 points11 points ago

Whatevss, lern 2 grammer azzwhole.

[–]I_Like_To_Play_Cards 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was just a term of endearment for his grandmother.

[–]solidcopy 0 points1 point ago

When you pay with a credit card at Walmart it displays "WAITING ON CUSTOMER INPUT" on the little pin pad and on the cash register. I scream in my head "IT'S WAITING FOR, NOT WAITING ON!" every time. I hate going to Walmart.

[–]omen004 1 point2 points ago

oh god I have a few friends who still mix "where" and "were" and don't even know about "we're" I suspect.

[–]poptart2nd 54 points55 points ago

nuh uh, superman does good. you need to learn your grammar, son.

[–]Ravek 7 points8 points ago

Me: I'm fabulous

[–]bigleaguechewbacca 2 points3 points ago

walmart's right. "good" is an adjective, "well" is an adverb. "I am good", good modifies the noun "I". "I am doing well", well modifies doing.

[–]ju2tin 10 points11 points ago

No, well can be an adjective, as the opposite of sick or unwell.

[–]digitalaudioshop 3 points4 points ago

But the question was how he was doing. Thus, his modifier should target "doing" and not himself. She was asking for the quality of his person.

[–]ianp622 1 point2 points ago

But he can't respond with "I am well" then, he would have to say, "I am doing well."

[–]digitalaudioshop 0 points1 point ago

True. He made an error the first time. His second response was correct, but she still tried to correct it. But I think this still answers the question of whether it is the appropriate response to her question. His initial error doesn't make "good" the appropriate response to her question.

Edit: I love this stuff. Don't you?

[–]Comeh 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, I forgot about the word well.

/goes off to get hung...hanged...

[–]wiz3n 0 points1 point ago

whynotboth.jpg

[–]FoozleMoozle -1 points0 points ago

She wanted to make sure you were doing good deeds! She doesn't care if you present state of being is in a good state!

[–]Swimbo 1 point2 points ago

It's actually not incorrect to say that you are good, as it can also describe your state of health.

Not knowing what it means to say that you are well is pretty sad though.

[–]jakquezz 1 point2 points ago

Even though it may sound bad, I feel like the people that say "I am well" come off sounding super elitist for some odd reason. I've got nothing against proper grammar but that's the one phrase that sounds like that to me.

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 0 points1 point ago

I have no argument there. But I physically can't say it without cringing. And I don't go around correcting people (except my dad, seriously I corrected him for a year before he heard it enough to change). If people heard it more, it wouldn't be so 'elitist' sounding, as you say.

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    [–]DevilsHandyman 2 points3 points ago

    Ain't that right!

    [–]2_cents 3 points4 points ago

    I wonder if that is how snuck came about? Or if both snuck and sneaked were acceptable from the get go?

    [–]Sanitary_Lumpkin 1 point2 points ago

    Like "nucular"

    [–]UncleEggma 2 points3 points ago

    Which is why it's pretty much pointless to correct grammar in cases where meaning is not misconstrued...

    [–]spacecadet06 1 point2 points ago

    This has literally turned the world literally into a useless steaming pile of shit of a word. Literally now apparently means what it means and the exact opposite of what it means.

    [–]Durpadoo 0 points1 point ago

    No, everyone just continues being wrong. It's still not right.

    [–]GameBeaten 0 points1 point ago

    Kind of like how people call the grocery store Lucky "Lucky's." That irritates the hell out of me. Nowhere on that sign is there an apostrophe or an S.

    [–]Stygeros 3 points4 points ago

    To quote A Song Of Ice and Fire (no Spoilers):

    "...until they hung him"

    "hanged, your father was not a wall carpet."

    [–]Squalor- 6 points7 points ago

    "Hanged" is the proper past tense and past participle of the word "hang" when used in the instance of human death.

    In Old English, there were two different words for "hanging something" and "hanging someone to death." As such, two different past tense forms emerged.

    [–]Kaiju_Hamster 1 point2 points ago

    If I remember correctly, it's a vestige of the legal system? Whereas the term "Hang" and "Hanged" was used in the language of the law to refer specifically to executions.

    Shit this'd be more convincing with a source. >_>

    [–]dreamingwetly 1 point2 points ago

    Have you ever actually kicked a puppy? I'm not judging, it's just that I would rather kick a human being than a puppy.

    [–]I_kick_puppies 1 point2 points ago

    Haha. No I haven't actually kicked a puppy. I just though it was a funny name that would make people giggle when they see it. I had to sign up for something for a class at school, and there was a field that asked for "hobbies". So I entered my hobbies and also entered "kicking puppies".

    I received an email from my professor saying he laughed when he read that, but wanted to make sure I didn't really kick puppies. That's just the origin of my name

    [–]dangerous_beans -1 points0 points ago

    I like how everyone is still commenting on "hung vs hanged," yet no one has pointed out your use of "learnt" instead of "learned."

    [–]thomycat 0 points1 point ago

    you are correct actually. hung is used for objects like painting etc..

    [–]Hrodrik 0 points1 point ago

    You never heard "hanged"? Shiiiiiiiit.

    [–]webslingga 1 point2 points ago

    not that many people get hanged anymore

    [–]duBiYou -2 points-1 points ago

    Learned*

    [–]McBiff 4 points5 points ago

    Both are correct.

    [–]I_kick_puppies 2 points3 points ago

    I've always used learnt, and was told it was correct. I think learned is used mostly in American English while learnt is more British. I'm not sure though. I did have to google it to make sure learnt was actually a word because everyone I know use "learned".

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        [–]chuggles 0 points1 point ago

        Phuck_Nugget hung himself after that.

        [–]dodecahedonist 0 points1 point ago

        Hanged, he is not a wall carpet.

        [–]skidoo22 0 points1 point ago

        Recalling the boat scene in "The Princess Bride" is the only way I can consistently remember this. Anybody want a peanut?

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          [–]Hypnotoad2966 2 points3 points ago

          Hanged, he wasn't a tapestry.

          [–]ham5 0 points1 point ago

          Correction: seppuku

          [–]TepesX 0 points1 point ago

          I thought he was Hung.

          [–]Menderr 24 points25 points ago

          Why was someone filming that?

          [–]kharanos 60 points61 points ago

          Maybe the parents noticed their child will do that if someone leaned in to kiss her and thinks of it as a funny thing, so the father left a camera recording the mother acting like their baby ?

          [–]Smokalotapotamus 52 points53 points ago

          I think this is much more likely. The baby doesn't like daddy's scruffy kisses for whatever reason, so the mom plays along to make a funny video.

          That's what I believe is happening and I'm sticking with it so that I don't go cry in the shower for a few hours.

          [–]Cpt3020 10 points11 points ago

          Or they are a month away from finalizing those divorce papers.

          [–]Well_fuck_you_then 28 points29 points ago

          The man knew this would happen so he let the camera roll while he filmed himself being rejected.

          [–]palpablescalpel 24 points25 points ago

          The woman is clearly acting for the benefit of the joke. They both knew the kid would do it, so they set it up for the mom to do it too.

          [–]dawgiesman1 3 points4 points ago

          Twice.

          [–]RugerRedhawk 3 points4 points ago

          Obviously set up, kids reactions to stuff like this are predictable, so they thought up a funny clip to make.

          [–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

          Have you never seen America's Funniest Home Videos?

          [–]Childs_Play 0 points1 point ago

          Because it was acted.

          [–]jmpherso 84 points85 points ago

          Holy shit, do you people not understand? I'm positive this is being filmed because the wife is intentionally copying off of the kid. "SAD RELATIONSHIP SHE'S DEGRADING HIM". And you're single and alone and trying to find something wrong with the gif of a relationship. Let's re-assess.

          Edit : Coming from long term relationship experience, you don't always need to be in your partners face. If Game of Thrones was on, and some crazy twist was just being verbally explained, and your SO ducked in for some face time, you'd probably say "SHHHH OFF ME", and unless your SO is OAG, they'd b all like "lol k" and your relationship would continue as planned.

          Seems more like single forever alone reddit users have dreams of snuggling and kissing and hugging their SOs 24/7 while they all enjoy the exact same hobbies and interests and want no time apart. Thats totally real life.

          [–]newBreed 23 points24 points ago

          I have a kid around that age and she copies everything my wife and I do. I would love to get video of something like this happening. This video is meant to be funny, people on Reddit get worked up over the most ridiculous stuff.

          [–]tuutruk 9 points10 points ago

          Did you just call me ridiculous? Well... fuck you too.

          And you know what? Based on how you've worded that comment, I've concluded that you're a wife-beater. You son of a bitch.

          [–]newBreed 1 point2 points ago

          Took me a good minute to figure out what the heck I did to offend you, and then you were getting upvoted for it!

          Well played.

          [–]jmpherso 3 points4 points ago

          Agreed. I think it's more or less hitting a lot of resdit users in their lonely feels. Most people with a wife and kid would probably find this cute. I do.

          [–]RugerRedhawk 37 points38 points ago

          Seriously, some of these comments are off the wall.

          [–]ihavecrayons 5 points6 points ago

          I was looking for this comment, honestly it seemed so simple from the Gif. Why would they be recording it?

          [–]joeldavis 0 points1 point ago

          Clearly there is no more to this video, otherwise we would see it. We don't see it, therefore this is all there is. QED.

          [–]jmpherso 1 point2 points ago

          Oh their probably is. Probably a husband, wife, and child interacting totally normally.

          [–]TheJulie 0 points1 point ago

          I think the problem is that the gif loops so perfectly that if you catch it at the wrong time, it looks like the mother rebuffs first, and then the kid does, and gives it a completely different context. That's what happened to me; then I reopened it, saw it the other way around, and it all clicked.

          [–]joeldavis 0 points1 point ago

          I think the problem is that the gif loops so perfectly that if you catch it at the wrong time, it looks like the mother rebuffs first,

          I think you're the one that has it reversed, the mother is the first one in the animation. Here is the GIF with each frame shown separately in order.

          [–]jmpherso 5 points6 points ago

          Right, because the order he kisses them in matters. The point is : why the hell would he record this? Because he's being neglected and wants proof? That's totally normal. Or, maybe, the much more likely case, his daughter has a funny habit so he set up a camera to record it because he thinks it's cute.

          [–]hulkman 0 points1 point ago

          while i agree with everything you're saying, a kiss on the cheek takes less time to shoo someone away.

          of course, if they want to suck my face while i watch Doctor Who, then it's a different story.

          [–]Mercuryblade18 0 points1 point ago

          I'm not going to make out with my fiance during a game of thrones episode but shrugging her off because she's going in for a cheek kiss is all kinds of rude.

          [–]I_RAPE_SMALL_PUPPIES 0 points1 point ago

          except when it is snuggle time and your SO does this exact thing. every FUCKING time, she just backs away, like Lucy and Charlie goddamn Brown.

          Sorry, my Feels got out of hand.

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            [–]kingphilco 11 points12 points ago

            Repost

            Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

            title comnts points age /r/
            Nope? What about you? Nope? Okay.. 38coms 1258pts 18dys gifs

            It's only been 18 days man, 18 days.

            [–]fap_happy 12 points13 points ago

            Some of these comments...jesus, you people realize this is a joke, right? I really hate how so many people on here act like relationship experts, and are so quick to take up arms against nothing.

            [–]ifoundthetao 123 points124 points ago

            Ugh.. that stuff sucks. Reminds me of Ed Helm's character in The Hangover (Stu), when he goes in to kiss his lady before he leaves to Vegas.

            It's childish manipulation of degrading the other party, like: "Yes, I know you hold value to me; however, I value you much less. So much less, in fact, that I'm going to deny that we're on relative ground. I won't even compromise and allow you to display affection to me. You're not worthy of that."

            I think kids are calling it "negging" now-a-days. Or something to that tune. Anyway, from what I can tell, it stems from insecurities, which become selfish attitudes. When the selfish attitude is catered to, that gives life to ungratefulness, and over time a sense of entitlement.

            On the other side of that equation, you can see someone who either has issues with self-esteem, or has misplaced virtues. The whole, "I'm not going to give up, no matter how bad they treat me. They can be loved into changing", road can lead to the exact same destination as the "This is the best I can do, and I'm lucky to have her" road does.

            Both are unhealthy at their ends. The change can come, though, from proper boundaries and responses. Such as, "Hey, that type of behavior is not acceptable in front of our daughter. If you're uncomfortable expressing affection talk to me about it. But I'm not going to have my daughter think it's okay to spurn her father's affections." Or something along those lines.

            tl;dr Don't allow yourself to get degraded. You are worth more than that.

            [–]EatingRiceKrispies 24 points25 points ago

            I'm pretty sure that the mom is just doing it in imitation of the kid, and the kid probably just wants to be left alone because she's watching a show.

            [–]uk2knerf 122 points123 points ago

            Relax bro, its probably something the baby does, and the mom copied it for the joke.

            [–]Squidfist 43 points44 points ago

            Your comment has less words, and therefor less credibility. I think that's how this works.

            [–]uk2knerf 9 points10 points ago

            Well fuck. I hate typing though so, oh well.

            [–]Squidfist 7 points8 points ago

            That's ok, try puncing your keyboard after making a point so people will be fooled into thinking you have a case to backup any statement.

            [–]uk2knerf 15 points16 points ago

            Will do in the future. ,gvkhgcrx,jgvjgvkhgfkhtfkhgckhgvkhgvkhgvkhgfkhgckhgckhgckgkgvkjgvkjgiycutdxjfcitciytciytciytckhtckhgvkgvkgvkhgcfckhgckhgckhgvkhgvkhgkhgvihgcitciytciytciytciytciytciytciytc

            [–]eebovipe 7 points8 points ago

            Well said!

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              [–]FarTooLong 0 points1 point ago

              Fewer* words, actually. When you're referring to the discrete number of something, it's fewer. When you're referring to the general amount of something, it's less. For example, "your comment has fewer words (number of words)." And "You're sack of rice has less rice than mine".

              [–]tommybread 15 points16 points ago

              It's almost certainly this.

              [–]bad_situation 0 points1 point ago

              You take your terrorist rationality and GIT OUT

              [–]uk2knerf 0 points1 point ago

              read that as, terrorist nationality... and was like, how could he possibly know im part arab?

              [–]bad_situation 0 points1 point ago

              Aw no man, that's profiling.

              [–]Frankocean2 -1 points0 points ago

              You can even see how she starts to smile at the end.

              [–]ifoundthetao -3 points-2 points ago

              NEVAR!

              [–]ihavecrayons 8 points9 points ago

              Or maybe the mom planned to copy the daughter since you know there was a camera set up pointing at them to record it all.

              [–]xander1026 4 points5 points ago

              Or she could be copying the video, or it could be something completely different.

              For instance, I hate being surprise kissed on the neck/shoulder by someone with stubble; it's like a nails-on-chalkboard feeling (I also cut out all of my tags; I'm pretty sensitive). So, if someone filmed a SO trying to kiss me on the neck/shoulder (or even going for my face, if I'm not expecting it), you'd probably see a weird skittish shying away, and if I were concentrating on something, possibly a surprised push- away. It would look really bad. But my SOs know this, and they can say something like "Hey, can I get a hug/kiss?" and I will gladly do so.

              So, you know, perspectives. Also, I'm still assuming that this was planned and being funny.

              [–]stanfan114 38 points39 points ago

              Or maybe she was concentrating on something with her daughter and did not want to be disturbed. Maybe he had been smooching them for 10 minutes trying to get that reaction (why else have the camera there).

              Maybe he did not know them at all.

              You are assuming a lot here.

              [–]ifoundthetao 10 points11 points ago

              Just to claify, I said: "This reminds me of Stu from The Hangover"

              I then built the premise from that chick's behavioral patterns on the gif.

              I wasn't saying, "From brief moment in time, I'm able to accurately tell their relational history." But more of a PSA: If you find yourself in a situation where you're being degraded, rejected on a regular basis, you should examine what's happening and see how to fix the situation, or get out of it.

              There are lots of ways that people "exchange power" in relationships, and reapportioning your estimation of someone else's worth, based on physical interaction, is one of the currencies.

              Just to reiterate: The gif given is a silly/cute gif, of a toddler. That being said: there are PLENTY of people who are in relationships where the interaction between the adults is the norm. That's not cool, and mostly to what I was referring to.

              [–]Magrias 9 points10 points ago

              Surprisingly satisfying, thankyou for informing the masses.

              [–]benmanns 11 points12 points ago

              relevant xkcd

              [–]doxadoo 7 points8 points ago

              Seems like you have some issues. This is just family play. I feel like your feelings got hurt at one point.... let it go man.

              [–]RugerRedhawk 7 points8 points ago

              Sometimes little kids just don't want to be kissed. My son pretty much hates it. It has nothing to do with his mother or sister or whatever, he just doesn't like it. I think it's a funny coincidence that they both did this the same way.

              [–]invader-dave 3 points4 points ago

              I've never heard of negging in this context. Negging is something that you do in order to disqualify yourself as a potential suitor to someone that you may be trying to win the affections of. You do this to subvert the social shielding that may pop up as a result of the other party becoming aware of your intentions. But to neg someone that you've apparently already won over and apparently had a kid with....nah, that's just kinda being a bitch. Not to mention that fact that the child has obviously observed this behavior to the extent that she mimics it perfectly! A little sad to see really...

              [–]sfurules -3 points-2 points ago

              This is what I came on here to say. This isn't funny, it's a problem and made me feel bad.

              The only thing I can think that might be a justification is that they are both so into whatever is going on that they don't realize what they are doing when they move. It's more like "Please don't block my view" instead of "don't kiss me".

              One can hope

              [–]HotMessMan 0 points1 point ago

              As someone who was in this situation before and for how spot on you are , TO THE TOP I SAY!

              [–]TheDarkHorse83 2 points3 points ago

              Who would downvote a man, even if he is a hot mess, for having been in that situation?

              [–]spacellama11 0 points1 point ago

              I just assumed they did it on purpose for a joke and posted it on the internet. Your points are certainly valid though, if this is legitimate.

              [–]sinnaechoi 2 points3 points ago

              You sound like the victim of a bunch of shitty relationships. Don't read so deeply into a purposely filmed, obviously staged joke video.

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                [–]Pollywaffle 57 points58 points ago

                A few days later "why don't you ever show me any affection?! You don't love me!".

                [–]SquirtisMayfield 59 points60 points ago

                And then she shits her pants and cries simultaneously.

                [–]Felipe_O 39 points40 points ago

                whats the toddler do?

                [–]Shakuro 0 points1 point ago

                thatsthejoke.jpg

                [–]WillBlaze 1 point2 points ago

                Don't know if serious or...

                [–]RoyallyTenenbaumed 0 points1 point ago

                The old reddit switcheroo!

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                  [–]dvBeko 6 points7 points ago

                  Wow, cheer up people, it's meant to be funny, IIRC the guy is a redditor and I clearly remember the wife trying not to laugh in the video, can't remember the context.

                  [–]Renmauzuo 13 points14 points ago

                  Man, and as it loops he just keeps trying and keeps getting rejected. Saddest loop ever.

                  [–]timberwolfe 1 point2 points ago

                  It is pretty well looped though

                  [–]liberalis 3 points4 points ago

                  Plot twist, they don't even know the guy. Just swatting away a random serial kissing stranger.

                  [–]Darth_Monkey 24 points25 points ago

                  What a champ! He keeps trying even after all the rejections. I had this open for five minutes straight and he never stop trying to get a kiss. Now that's determination!

                  [–]SmokeyDBear 17 points18 points ago

                  It's just like on reddit how people keep making jokes based on the idea that looping gifs are some sort of live stream. They keep making them and making them and people keep upvoting no matter how old the joke gets.

                  [–]wezdog1 5 points6 points ago

                  And i still giggle every time.

                  [–]SmokeyDBear 1 point2 points ago

                  Yeah, so did I

                  [–]taylikes 1 point2 points ago

                  I bet you're fun at parties.

                  [–]FledglingZombie 9 points10 points ago

                  It's like a party where one guy follows you around the whole night telling you the same joke over and over again but wording it slightly different each time.

                  [–]manoaboi 3 points4 points ago

                  Ugh, I just imagined how horrible a reddit-themed party would be.

                  [–]spork_it 14 points15 points ago

                  "I have no time for your nonsense, man. I am too busy being a woman."

                  [–]Bobiego 0 points1 point ago

                  Must be so nice to come home after a hard day of work and find his loving family ...

                  [–]random314 8 points9 points ago

                  I usually just grab my wife's head with both my hands and force the kiss through the line of slaps.

                  [–]Crashmo 5 points6 points ago

                  Usually while screaming "WORTH IT!"

                  [–]billin 0 points1 point ago

                  I bet after all the slapping and kissing you look like this.

                  [–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

                  So you're saying random314 is a lesbian? Nice.

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                    [–]JKR93 5 points6 points ago

                    I was expecting porn.

                    [–]Homeles 4 points5 points ago

                    ಠ_ಠ

                    [–]Jazz-Man 1 point2 points ago

                    ಠvಠ

                    Oh man, that's a disgusting face. I'm sorry I typed that... almost.

                    [–]gentoos 1 point2 points ago

                    It looks like a disapproving owl.

                    [–]SmokeyDBear -1 points0 points ago

                    I'm sure that for someone it is.

                    [–]DtheK -1 points0 points ago

                    under funny? It'd be "WTF" then man

                    [–]porkboi 8 points9 points ago

                    looks like a shitty relationship

                    [–]gtinmia 2 points3 points ago

                    Exact same response in my house with my wife and son.

                    [–]mihaiminda 1 point2 points ago

                    Ok, I'm guessing this is fake. The camera was planted right on them and it has to be planned in some way. Is there a context to this?

                    [–]zombiej3sus 4 points5 points ago

                    Oh man, so sad.

                    [–]leophir -1 points0 points ago

                    If this happen to me I set the world on fire.

                    [–]laicnani 0 points1 point ago

                    Were this to happen to me, I would set the world on fire.

                    [–]corrects_you_again -1 points0 points ago

                    *If this happened to me I would set the world on fire.

                    or

                    *If this happens to me I'll set the world on fire.

                    [–]neonwookie 6 points7 points ago

                    *If this happens to me I'll set the world on fire.

                    [–]AATroop 6 points7 points ago

                    Thanks for that. corrects_you_again sucks dick at correcting people.

                    [–]Earthmars 2 points3 points ago

                    This is exactly how me and my two year old daughter are with my boyfriend. Except my daughter will yell things at him as an excuse for not letting him kiss her. "I'm watching cars!" "I'm coloring!" "I'm playing blocks!"

                    [–]rhommel -1 points0 points ago

                    i can relate :)

                    [–]NotVerySmarts -1 points0 points ago

                    Don't be buggin' me when Sabado Gigante is on...

                    [–]StorminMorManBearPig 0 points1 point ago

                    L for love!

                    [–]Ducey1984 1 point2 points ago

                    They are watching Hello Kitty

                    [–]ziggytherage 0 points1 point ago

                    Probably watching Fighting Seizure Robots.

                    [–]NorthernLightss 0 points1 point ago

                    SWERVE

                    [–]strineGreen 0 points1 point ago

                    Also like daughter like father, when its feeding time

                    [–]awkwardsheepskins 0 points1 point ago

                    He's probably blowing air out of his puckered lips as a joke. And this isn't the first time he's done it.

                    [–]Bob_Dedication 1 point2 points ago

                    As so often seems to be the case: Posted on /r/funny, but it made me /r/sad.

                    [–]housebroken 0 points1 point ago

                    That's sad.

                    [–]Lureuy 0 points1 point ago

                    :(

                    [–]zeta3232 -1 points0 points ago

                    I wouldn't like to be that guy.

                    [–]bestideayet 0 points1 point ago

                    Looks like my Saturday night! (sans the baby)

                    [–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

                    This is why you shouldn't try to kiss your wife while she's giving birth to a toddler.

                    [–]lythandas 0 points1 point ago

                    Poor guy...

                    [–]FlaviaTitus 0 points1 point ago

                    Another software engineer.

                    [–]Singhilarity 0 points1 point ago

                    Just wanted to comment that this gif loops impeccably... and that it is one of life's small, but great, pleasures.

                    [–]wantcake 0 points1 point ago

                    my mother was always like that to my dad, and now my sister is like that to her boyfriend.

                    [–]Airrowathia 0 points1 point ago

                    This .gif loops so perfectly!

                    [–]ichigo2862 -1 points0 points ago

                    welcome to /r/DeadBedrooms

                    [–]cindreiaishere 0 points1 point ago

                    Bitch, Sesame Street is on.

                    [–]MAYhien 0 points1 point ago

                    She resembles Sandra Oh.

                    [–]poonJavi39 0 points1 point ago

                    He sent them to N Korea to be retaught in the ways of treating a mans.

                    [–]Jbordz 0 points1 point ago

                    repost

                    [–]FastFordGT500 0 points1 point ago

                    what a bunch of ass holes. all he wants is love. fuck people that don't like to be loved

                    [–]lepasse -1 points0 points ago

                    I do this to my husband way too much. :/

                    [–]goaless 13 points14 points ago

                    Please stop doing it..

                    [–]aperturo 6 points7 points ago

                    no kidding...as a husband, that sort of thing would be pretty hurtful.

                    [–]lepasse 10 points11 points ago

                    I'm trying. In my defense, I'm 9 months pregnant and spend all day with our very clingy 2 year old. By the time he gets home from work, I am exhausted and tired of being touched. It's definitely not his fault, though.

                    [–]CajunSioux 5 points6 points ago

                    I just wanted to offer a little support to you here. I'm aware how hard it is to be pregnant with a toddler and be ALONE all day with a clingy child. but please try to remember that he is being left out all day, as much as you are being exhausted. Try a hug when he walks in the door, and TELL HIM that you are feeling "over-touched and tired" ask if he can give you some "chill out" or "recuperation" time.

                    It's going to be harder for a while once the baby is born, can't lie to you. But my experience is, that if you TALK to your spouse, it can really ease things for all of you.

                    My kids are teenagers now, and I still remember that time with a mixture of "gee, I'm glad THAT'S over!", and fondness.

                    Good luck to all of you!

                    [–]lepasse 4 points5 points ago

                    Thank you. You've actually brought me to tears! Granted, it's not hard to bring me to tears right now, but anyway.

                    I feel like most of the responses I've gotten have been from people who simply do not understand and have not been in this stage of a family's life before. It's so hard. Our children's need are so immediate and demanding, so by the time we've given them everything they need, we have very little of ourselves to give to each other. I know that if we work hard to remain connected, this will just be a phase in our marriage, and eventually we'll get back to something more intimate and easy. I also know that if we let it spiral out of control, we will end up in a sexless marriage. It's something that we discuss a lot, and frequently check-up on each other. In spite of the fact that I am incredibly uncomfortable right now, I have tried my best to maintain a sex life. I do it for him and for the sake of our marriage. I just can't always give him the level of intimacy that he wants right now.

                    [–]CajunSioux 1 point2 points ago

                    You're welcome! ;)

                    It's OKAY to feel the way,that you do, as long as you don't shut him out (emotionally, as well). Your marriage can (and WILL) survive sexless periods for all sorts of reasons. (births, illnesses, surgeries, etc.) The trick is--never let it become permanant. Always reassure one another that although you are not quite up for sex right now, if you WERE, he would be the guy! Remind him that you love him out loud. Guys are way more insecure than we want to believe (not sure if that is bc we have been taught to expect strength from them?) and need validation as much as we.

                    And your point about "having nothing left to give one another" is very well understood (by me, anyway). It sounds tired and cliché, but sometimes a walk alone for 10-15 minutes or a hot soak (after baby is born--otherwise WARM) in the tub in the dark helps to give you back some sense of "self".

                    It's going to be fine. (hugs) I would love to hear from you, just to know how you are doing.

                    [–]lepasse 1 point2 points ago

                    Thanks again. :)

                    I cried some more from reading your response, and the less than helpful response from cockywocky below. But I've had a realization! My husband would absolutely NOT agree with any of the comments about our marriage being doomed, or me being a dick, etc. That's all that really matters. We are deeply in love and very connected. I understand his need for affection, and he understands my need for space. Sometimes, we both fail to respect each other's wishes. But we talk about it, we know what it is, and we know that it won't destroy us.

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                      [–]Soggy_Pronoun 2 points3 points ago

                      It hurts A LOT more than you realize. He's probably just trying to show you, no matter how you look or feel he still loves you and a kiss is a quick way to do that. At the very least tell him what's going on, that constant rejection can tear a person up inside and leave them angry and bitter....trust me. Especially if you require him to give affection when you want it.

                      [–]lepasse -1 points0 points ago

                      I know you're right. He is a very loving husband, and he makes significant effort to let me know that I am loved and appreciated. I'm sure it hurts him. We do talk about it a lot, and I believe he understands why I have a hard time accepting affection. Also, I don't really do what the woman in the gif is doing. I just turn my head so that he kisses my cheek instead of my lips. I know that's probably still hurtful, but at least I'm not actively pushing him away, right?

                      [–]Soggy_Pronoun 0 points1 point ago

                      Loads better, compromise is always nice. You don't really want to kiss, but you'll sacrifice that and let him get a small one in so he isn't completely rejected.

                      [–]Level_32_Mage -3 points-2 points ago

                      No, fuck that. It's a dick thing to do.

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                        [–]cycophuk 8 points9 points ago

                        Sounds like you won't be too surprised when he leaves or cheats on you then.

                        [–]michaelcool -1 points0 points ago

                        "i got the green card and the kid now piss off"

                        [–]fudsak -1 points0 points ago

                        Submitted 18 days ago:

                        http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/zf7d1/nope_what_about_you_nope_okay/

                        Don't upvote this post, just downvote the OP.

                        edit: This isn't even the original post, see keeplosingpassword's comment.

                        [–]keepslosingpassword 5 points6 points ago

                        OP here. You linked a repost.
                        Here is the original Youtube video
                        And my failed attempt to put it on reddit.

                        [–]corbs132 -1 points0 points ago

                        18 days ago might as well have been months ago. There are new people on this site every day, give them a chance to see content too.

                        [–]tyr02 1 point2 points ago

                        Or people like me, who just happened to miss it the first time around. The up-vote system is there for a reason.

                        [–]fudsak -1 points0 points ago

                        You're right! I'm going to save everything in r/videos, r/gifs, and r/funny and post it in 3 weeks, thanks for the advice.

                        Terrible excuse for reposting.

                        [–]corbs132 0 points1 point ago

                        You don't have to upvote, but why downvote it?

                        [–]pkennedy451 0 points1 point ago

                        I wasn't sure he was going to actually get the kiss in the end, but man that was worth the wait. I didn't know GIF's could last that long.

                        [–]keepslosingpassword 1 point2 points ago

                        Hmmm seems like I've made it to the front page of /r/funny twice with out realizing it. Well my side face at least.
                        More side face!.

                        [–]SuperHerb -2 points-1 points ago

                        If my wife ever does that, she will wake up divorced.

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