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[–]firsttimecubicle 44 points45 points ago

I like this one (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/UqJKJ.jpg

[–]Blee10 19 points20 points ago

That's the closest Miz will ever get to growing a mustache.

[–]LegaleseFalcon 1 point2 points ago

He sort of has a goatee these days. Kind of looks pre-pubescent but he's trying.

[–]KingZuul 0 points1 point ago

REALLY?

[–]Fr4t 17 points18 points ago

The mustache is photshopped. Still funny though.

[–]Jackdaws7 1 point2 points ago

Glad someone beat me to it. Again. And always forever. I lose at reddit.

[–]Fr4t 6 points7 points ago

Karma is pointless. Go, succeed in life. Find happiness. And have a great day, friend.

[–]imnotmarvin 1 point2 points ago

"You must pay the rent!"

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

Snidley Whiplash ended his criminal career (after Dudley Doright finally captured him) and began a new one as an MMA fighter.

[–]GarMc 1 point2 points ago

This is wrestling, not MMA.

[–]SeeknSnipe 0 points1 point ago

Actucally it's WWE

[–]GarMc 0 points1 point ago

Which is wrestling.

Scripted wrestling, yes, but I figure I don't really have to explain that.

[–]Irma_Gerd 1 point2 points ago

"No, see, it says wrestling in the name but it's really SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. It's totally not wrestling. It's TV, like Breaking Bad or House. Not wrestling. Nope. No wrestling here." - Linda McMahon's Spokesman

[–]JaysonBlaze 0 points1 point ago

CM Punk would say different. And he will say it a lot

[–]BorshinBorshin 2 points3 points ago

At first, I thought this was a play on the words "beat the clock," since it looked as if he was punching the clock. But nope....Mustache.

[–]wherestheorangesoda 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a proper gentleman defending his wife's honor. He also looks like an angry lover.

[–]your_dickless_cousin 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of a drinking game where everyone in the room draws a mustache and tapes it to the TV during a movie or TV show. If a character walks into the mustache and pauses at the right place for more than a second, the person who drew that mustache takes a shot. If it is an animal or mythical creature, they take two shots.

[–]dotheanimaldance 0 points1 point ago

Choke out...like a sir.

[–]Hezkezl 1 point2 points ago

I hate to be 'that guy'.. but Santino doesn't really have a mustache tattoo there :\ It would be AWESOME if he did though (see what I did there?)

Picture's a fake.

[–]Wuped 0 points1 point ago

(see what I did there?)

I've been trying to figure out what you did there for 3 minutes, enlighten me please.

[–]Hezkezl 0 points1 point ago

AWESOME = Miz (the guy who has him in a headlock)'s catch phrase. "I'M THE MIZ AND I'M AAAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME"

<.<

[–]djsmith89 1 point2 points ago

Jeremy Renner?

[–]strallweat 0 points1 point ago

[–]how_about_pancakes 0 points1 point ago

Winning like a sir. Also, those eyes...those haunting eyes.

[–]slackeyed 0 points1 point ago

title comnts points age /r/
Like a sir. 1com 28pts 3mos funny
Well good sir, I do say this is a fine day for a sparring match. 116coms 1453pts 3mos funny
His chokehold was so manly he instantly grew a moustache. 31coms 1140pts 1mo PerfectTiming

[–]Mathiesen 0 points1 point ago

I like how your username spells "ballsweat" in english.

[–]cerealkiller155 0 points1 point ago

Dr. Ned is going to beat you up!

[–]nojoda1 0 points1 point ago

Fakest tattoo ever

[–]DrascaL 0 points1 point ago

This is from reddit user CWMonkey's website, wrestlingwithtext.

The Wrestler applying the headlock is The Miz, and the other wrestler is Santino marella.

Yes, the mustache is photoshopped.

[–]newyork2012 0 points1 point ago

the miz is a douche

[–]Melrenee 0 points1 point ago

I need that tattooo >.<

[–]RzK -1 points0 points ago

That mustache is more real than wrestling

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

I think that deserves a visit from an old friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

[–]miss-sawa 0 points1 point ago

That's the most fucked up muscle build I have seen in a while.

[–]BromarE115 0 points1 point ago

Pinning people to the ground like a sir

[–]aaron_bit_7 0 points1 point ago

I uhh... thought it said beat the cock... oops...

[–]Wizzyp00 1 point2 points ago

Take a drink.

[–]Nighthawk6857 0 points1 point ago

Put a mustache on the TV and when it a lines with someone, drink.

[–]RJhasCresteds 0 points1 point ago

Oh Santino

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Sweaty man drama just got a little fancier

[–]MobyDank 0 points1 point ago

beat the cock

[–]riskyriv 0 points1 point ago

His armpit looks like a vagina

[–]illmoney 0 points1 point ago

It's such a trip having seen him when he was on the real world and now he's an actual wrestler.

[–]LBigSancho 0 points1 point ago

drink

[–]ASnakeHuntingPrey 0 points1 point ago

Slither Hissssss Slither

[–]Manbox1080 -2 points-1 points ago

Fighting like a sir

[–]Southern_Gent 0 points1 point ago

Excuse me Santino, I mustache you a question

[–]Ensivion -2 points-1 points ago

Why does professional wrestling always look like one step from rough gay sex? I mean... never mind continue, I will watch from here.

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[–]DYKTMM 5 points6 points ago

You're not trying hard enough.