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Tom Hanks and the Emmy Mobile (24.media.tumblr.com)

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[–]Teslanaut 183 points184 points ago

He should weld them to the sides of his wheels so he can chariot other people's cars.

[–]mike413 38 points39 points ago

Unless they have even taller awards on their wheels...

[–]michaelzelen 62 points63 points ago

the aria award is what you want

[–]Tashre 7 points8 points ago

I had one. It was alright.

[–]SChavles 1 point2 points ago

I actually loved that phone even though it got sluggish

[–]Tashre 1 point2 points ago

I liked it, but it was a little too small for my large hands.

[–]Monst3rr 2 points3 points ago

that's what she said

[–]richieg7777 368 points369 points ago

Tom Hanks is the embodiment or epitome of a good guy. He uses his humor and acting for good, and has a crazy amount of roles that shaped my childhood, adult hood and probably future. He always makes me laugh but he can make me cry and get angry too. I'll upvote this motherfucker no matter what he does.

[–]david622 195 points196 points ago

This Just In:

Tom Hanks rapes and murders richieg7777's mom. Twice.

[–]richieg7777 321 points322 points ago

Oh, Tom! That's alright. I bet she had fun.

[–]PancakeTune 92 points93 points ago

Man, this got really fucking dark.

[–]Mexi_Cant 120 points121 points ago

Shut the fuck up PancakeTune nobody invited you.

[–]bigblackboots 37 points38 points ago

Whatever, i invited him.

[–]TrayvonMartin 39 points40 points ago

Why wasn't I invited??

[–]SlashSarcasm 68 points69 points ago

You had your 15 minutes don't get greedy

[–]tha_dood 15 points16 points ago

Tell that to shitty_watercolour

[–]Jromanorum 3 points4 points ago

http://www.hiyoooo.com/

[–]TBS96 21 points22 points ago

Because you're dead.

[–]bigblackboots 5 points6 points ago

come on in bro, would you let Tom Hanks bang your mom?

[–]BiGEyE-6 16 points17 points ago

Of course, it's Tom fuckin' Hanks. Hell I'd let him bang me ... FULL HOMO.

[–]bigblackboots 5 points6 points ago

What's dark, she had fun. I bet Tom hanks is pretty loving in bed too, lots of oral, etc.

[–]Osiris32 5 points6 points ago

And who says it's dark, I bet he's willing to leave the lights on.

[–]OPsEvilTwin_S_ 3 points4 points ago

Dude, Tom Hanks is gonna father your half brother!

[–]Kruse 4 points5 points ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[–]brokenguitarstring 3 points4 points ago

It was actually just one time. The second time, richieg7777's mom was on top.

[–]david622 0 points1 point ago

that one gave me a hearty chuckle

[–]joeblessyou 1 point2 points ago

murders and rapes

FTFY

[–]scottyhood 1 point2 points ago

Oh no! At least he didn't murder her three times!

[–]ubernood 20 points21 points ago

I want Tom Hanks to adopt me and be my dad. Even though I'm 25.....And even though my actual dad is still alive. I think he'd understand.

[–]Osiris32 23 points24 points ago

I'm okay with two dads. Fuck, I'd be okay with Tom Hanks marrying my dad.

Hey, look at that, I just made the ultimate argument in support of gay marriage. "Don't you want your dad to be able to marry Tom Hanks?"

[–]askylitcity 1 point2 points ago

20 years old here, dad still kicking, I would relocate immediately.

[–]ShoeBomber87 5 points6 points ago

i met him while working, he was polite and chatted with us for a bit. He wasnt snotty or shoved his fame in our face, he treated us like human beings. Im more of a fan than i ever was for that experiance. Bruce springstein however is a douchbag or was wasted.

[–]Genmaken 3 points4 points ago

I'm always suspicious when someone appears to be so nice. Is it genuine? Is he part of some cult or society with a dubious agenda?

I've enjoyed most of his work but I'm a bit annoyed that he always plays a nice guy.

Road to Perdition is one of my favourites because it's a bit of departure for him.

[–]voltaek 214 points215 points ago

Cringe

But.. but the paint!

Oh, right, it's Tom fucking Hanks.

[–]ooo0ooo 107 points108 points ago

I'm sure the bottom is matted, it's not a Grammy after all.

[–]MrNixon79 35 points36 points ago

the tape! that car's finish is kaput. i'm sure it isn't a problem to Thom Hanks though.

[–]feureau 21 points22 points ago

That is not permanent tape, either way, it's transparent. It's not an Oscar committee red tape after all

[–]camp_anawanna 23 points24 points ago

What is this "permanent tape" you speak of?

[–]ThatWolf 9 points10 points ago

3M VHB Tape :D

[–]videogameexpert 2 points3 points ago

Mwahaha, that's the good stuff. "Did you use Bondo on my car?" "No mam, I'd never do such a thing."

[–]mindspork 12 points13 points ago

I'm sure somebody there had gaffers tape.

That shit won't move.

[–]TheBlackestManAlive 11 points12 points ago

Isn't it designed to not destroy the object it adheres to?

edit: English needed more bettering.

[–]JOKasten 8 points9 points ago

It is indeed designed not to destroy what it adheres to. It's incredible stuff.

[–]alphazero924 0 points1 point ago

It's also meant to come up with nary a mark left behind.

[–]PhillOS 5 points6 points ago

by the looks of that front light it's just a Lincoln Town Car..

[–]hatyn 1 point2 points ago

so its just a cab

[–]ThePorcelainPunisher 0 points1 point ago

Ding ding ding! It's his limo, you can see the Lincoln hood ornament in front of the emmy award too

[–]cmd_iii 2 points3 points ago

Probably a rental. All the more reason....

[–]Sadonyoriik -1 points0 points ago

That's disappointing that no one got your "kaput" reference. Although you may have just been using the word in a normal way and I'm just assuming it's a reference, since it is Tom Hanks.

[–]itsmuddy 0 points1 point ago

All I thought of when I read it but wasn't sure if it was on purpose.

[–]cwolfe 6 points7 points ago

They have felt bottoms... giggity. Got three at home. Drive a shitty car so I could probably do this as well but I would be afraid of hurting the emmy because I am not Tom Freaking Hanks.

edit- Misspelled Tom because I am a moron

[–]patboone 0 points1 point ago

You must take an epic self-pic with them!

[–]cwolfe 1 point2 points ago

will do when I get home.

[–]patboone 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! I had a friend (who's since past away) that was as session musician. He had some of the most amazing Grammy Awards that spanned over 40 years of hits. Dang those awards are so cool looking in a humble home!

[–]cwolfe 2 points3 points ago

Here they are

[–]patboone 1 point2 points ago

OP delivers! Congratulations on being recognized for your fine work! I've one three "photographer of the year" awards for my state, but that's nothing compared to Emmies!

[–]cwolfe 0 points1 point ago

They sit on top of my book shelf in my apartment and most people don't notice them for a long time then there are some pretty nice double takes. Grammy's seem cooler to me but I suppose I am the graphics equivalent of a session musician.

[–]pugwalker 1 point2 points ago

it is padded, my grandpa won a few of them

[–]Xet 6 points7 points ago

I'd imagine such awards would have a felt bottom if you know what I mean.

[–]ChaosMotor 6 points7 points ago

I felt your bottom.

[–]lv2program 4 points5 points ago

I felt your svelte bottom

[–]ChaosMotor 2 points3 points ago

I smelt your svelte felt bottom.

[–]sgtakase 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]wpiman 2 points3 points ago

You are assuming that he will take the Emmy off at some point?

[–]BigSlowTarget 3 points4 points ago

I believe this is actually the factory approved method of attaching an Emmy to the car by Tom Hanks. The entire vehicle is later repainted with help from advertising execs suffering from acute FAEBGSEG syndrome (free advertising and expected bonus generated shit-eating grin).

[–]Genmaken 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone at home Google "Tom fucking Hanks" and post a picture here?

[–]voltaek 4 points5 points ago

Last time on 'Reddit'..

[–]KayGood 64 points65 points ago

If my dog could ever speak, I'd want him to talk just like Tom Hanks.

[–]MeccIt 10 points11 points ago

FYI - toys for characters Tom Hanks played are not voiced by him, but by his brother - so if you buy a Toy Story Woody, you're listening to Jim Hanks...

Proof:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LNptl7bjRhI

edit - fixed link

[–]bennylava28 2 points3 points ago

TIL

[–]ElWaffles 8 points9 points ago

And tell knock knock jokes like Tom Hanks.

[–]awgg919 11 points12 points ago

Go fuck yourself.

[–]Lavender_Man 4 points5 points ago

yes please

[–]johnsmcjohn 12 points13 points ago

I'd want my dog to talk just like Sam Elliott. That way every night I could ask him what he wants to eat and he could say "beef. It's what's for dinner."

[–]Crossthebreeze 0 points1 point ago

Why would you not want your dog to speak like Ron Swanson?

[–]CommentsAndShit 7 points8 points ago

Because then we'd have another Colby situation.

[–]chetlol 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what this Colby shit is referring to, but seeing some of the stuff it's apparently associated with, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

[–]Qwirk 2 points3 points ago

Tom Hanks from Forrest Gump specifically. I would start to wonder if the dog were smarter than it actually was.

[–]Nizzler 0 points1 point ago

Wilson!!!!

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 0 points1 point ago

If my dog suddenly started speaking, I'd have to put him down. He knows too much.

[–]chrishamer09 33 points34 points ago

Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom! That's all I have to say about that.

[–]cat_handcuffs 9 points10 points ago

Some nights, Jenny sneaked out and come on over to my house, just 'cause she said she was scared. Of what? I don't know, but I think it was her grandma's dog. He was a mean dog.

[–]Frankeh 2 points3 points ago

I haven't watched that film in maybe 8 years. Ima give it another watch now.

[–]MrXBob 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for making me want to watch the movie again for the third time this year!

[–]karmaslave01 2 points3 points ago

Psh only three times? I watch that shit every time it comes on TV. It's on at least twice a month. Love me Forrest Gump.

[–]MattyHchrist 23 points24 points ago

I missed the Emmys what he did he win for?

[–]kuphinit 24 points25 points ago

Outstanding Miniseries or Movie, for HBO's 'Game Change.' The Sarah Palin movie which starred Julianne Moore as Palin - who also won for Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie for her portrayal as Palin.

[–]b1ackcat 10 points11 points ago

Did you see it? It was so fucking good. Almost made me feel bad for McCain, until I remembered the way he voted on that rape bill awhile back. I know I'm biased as a democrat, but I'm always going to hold that against him.

The movie did an amazing job of portraying the campaign, though, and was extremely entertaining even if you're not that into politics.

edit: MyFootonFire is right. Politics shouldn't have been pulled in. I'm leaving the post as-is for the sake of clarity, but that was my bad for injecting my thoughts on McCains political stance into a thread about a movie.

[–]MyFootonFire 14 points15 points ago

And suddenly politics...

[–]goodguysteve 4 points5 points ago

So how about them Red Sox?

[–]eyereport 4 points5 points ago

I voted against them because I don't like their stance on cap and trade.

[–]staanje 0 points1 point ago

what about red sox?

[–]JulesVerneFJ -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry, I have nothing to add to the discussion, I only left this comment so I can watch the Game Change later :)

[–]ReverendVoice 44 points45 points ago

Everything.

"Best song goes to..." -- "TOM HANKS FOR 'HUMMING IN THE SHOWER AFTER A GREAT BREAKFAST!"

"And the winner for the best screenplay goes to.." -- "TOM HANKS!!! This is his first award for 'That interesting idea I wrote on a cocktail napkin', but his 34th award tonight."

edit: I a word

[–]SuperJordan 44 points45 points ago

If it has Tom Hanks, I will upvote.

[–]douko 0 points1 point ago

Which movie is this from?

[–]MrFeelBadButtHurt 4 points5 points ago

You've Got Mail. Bro chick flicks will get you laid bro. (watches alone and enjoys it)

[–]Ninjatertl -2 points-1 points ago

I dunno about chick flick... it is pretty flawless on its own merit.

[–]JakeCameraAction 1 point2 points ago

It's a romantic comedy. Chick flick is the tearjerker type movie you'd see on lifetime.

You've Got Mail is a good film.

[–]ObliviousAmbiguity 5 points6 points ago

Those guys in the back: "Come on Mr. Hanks, that's not even your car."

[–]Nomikos 3 points4 points ago

Wouldn't you like to come back to your car like this?

[–]frothy_cunt 26 points27 points ago

I somehow love this man more and more every time I see him

[–]Newshoe 13 points14 points ago

It's a way for him to give T.HANKS to the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

[–]leftover_leak 1 point2 points ago

Just lurking around Tom Hanks' car in the parking lot.

[–]JackDurden 3 points4 points ago

Just curious, any guesses on what type of car that is??

[–]PhillOS 8 points9 points ago

its 100% a Lincoln Town Car

SOURCE

notice the line running down the center part of the hood, as well as the light.

[–]el_teacheroo 6 points7 points ago

My apologies, you were right : http://www.whosay.com/TomHanks/videos/228783

[–]el_teacheroo 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sold, it's definitely a Lincoln, but the Town Car is missing that ridge in the front

[–]doublen00b -5 points-4 points ago

Bmw

[–]clickity-click -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure why the downvotes. 7 series was my car-guy gut instinct.

[–]phone_scissors_pen 5 points6 points ago

If you think that hood was made by BMW and you call yourself a car guy, you have some soul searching to do.

[–]doublen00b -1 points0 points ago

looks close enough to this http://www.autopictu.com/imgs/9143-bmw-x5-48-is/8/

[–]doublen00b 0 points1 point ago

Then show us what it is. I showed you what I thought it was. The lines are similar and it even has a wrapping head light.

[–]unusual_mind 3 points4 points ago

i love him , i think they should allow same-sex marriage , ill take my chance and propose

[–]ohhaither 3 points4 points ago

Tom Hanks is awesome too bad this is his son.

[–]retrospects 6 points7 points ago

But Colin makes up for it right!!

[–]FlatBot 3 points4 points ago

Wow. I never heard of this guy before. He has achieved the pinnacle of douchebaggery.

It's hard to find words to express how deeply awful this video is.

[–]I_Should_B_Working 2 points3 points ago

Damn that made me cringe. Too bad his demographic has never even heard of the clothing or jewelry he was wearing.

[–]phdfeelgood -1 points0 points ago

Thought it was a Colin parody video at first. Thank you for this.

[–]MeLdArmy 1 point2 points ago

hahaha I honestly needed a good laugh today. That song needs more cowbell.

[–]MilargoNetwork 6 points7 points ago

Tom Hanks is fucking cool, man.

[–]racer_24_4evr 2 points3 points ago

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na EMMY!

[–]muckman6702 1 point2 points ago

Good Guy Tom Hanks let my friend hold this Emmy for the picture with him (within a few minutes of this picture) FB showed me so.

[–]xampl9 1 point2 points ago

You know how the President has the US flag on a little pole up on the front of his car?

In Hollywood, this is the same thing.

[–]Frankfusion 0 points1 point ago

Did he win for something?

[–]Frankfusion 0 points1 point ago

What did he win for?

[–]eyereport 3 points4 points ago

Best red velvet cake. He almost got disqualified for putting walnut bits in the frosting, but the judges let it slide because, like, he's Tom Hanks, right?

[–]trex1024 0 points1 point ago

I laughed. Have an upvote sir.

[–]brokenguitarstring 0 points1 point ago

Best Actor, Castaway.

He also won Best Supporting Actor in that movie.

[–]chefmcduck 1 point2 points ago

Just watched Big on Saturday night. Tom Hanks ranks in the top few celebrities I actually want to meet to say thanks.

[–]itorres1490 1 point2 points ago

I personally would have gone for the duct tape.

[–]ryanadanderson 1 point2 points ago

I was going to do this with a trophy I got for getting 2nd in my division in a 5k. There were 4 people in my division...

[–]eyereport 2 points3 points ago

Have I ever told you how proud of you I am?

[–]ryanadanderson 0 points1 point ago

No, how proud of me are you?

[–]eyereport 1 point2 points ago

I think it's better if I just say it with a hug.

[–]pblack09 1 point2 points ago

This is something I would expect Stephen Colbert to do.

[–]tattybojan9les 0 points1 point ago

It's all fine and dandy until he hits a red light... Then its a free Emmy up for grabs...

[–]brianpepinski 0 points1 point ago

I hope he drove around with that on the hood

[–]evilseed 0 points1 point ago

look at that. a man in a suit, for him an emmy, for him visual cover, for him in a parkinglot, gluing an emmy to a car, and all the word wants to know about it. this is fame

[–]AJfromLA 0 points1 point ago

All he wanna do is ride around shinin'....

[–]adnan252 0 points1 point ago

Wait, what did he get this emmy for?

[–]Ibby238 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck are posts being reposted the same day the original is posted? literally 4 hours later, you posted this.

[–]punk1984 0 points1 point ago

God damn it, I love that man.

[–]eatmorepossum 0 points1 point ago

This just showed up on my tv on Entertainment Tonight exactly as i was looking at it.

[–]MirreTHEBANANA -2 points-1 points ago

His a P.I.M.P now. Gettin them bitches wet!

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