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[–]Save_TheWorld 40 points41 points ago

That's actually terrifying.

[–]Kubaker1 2 points3 points ago

[–]StoneColdSteveMango 2 points3 points ago

I would guess Hillary is the stern villan, Bill is just trying to save Gotham and get some BJ's.

[–]iamstephen 52 points53 points ago

Actually, it's Billary

[–]jugglist 4 points5 points ago

Looks like Ellen DeGeneres.

[–]brianwholivesnearby -1 points0 points ago

came here to say this

[–]lala989 61 points62 points ago

Is that Sloth from The Goonies?

[–]thumbscrews 11 points12 points ago

More like Jason Vorhees minus the mask.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 4 points5 points ago

[–]Turtley 6 points7 points ago

OH, SHIT! HELP ME! HELP! HAAAAALP!

[–]unguidedCDN87 0 points1 point ago

This looks kind of familiar

[–]Damnskipp 2 points3 points ago

"Hey I have a great comment idea let me pos- fuck" - me, all the time

[–]tryk48s 1 point2 points ago

Sloth if he played bass in Flock of Seagulls

[–]leveldrummer 1 point2 points ago

pretty sure its skrillex's mom, or dad, or whatever.

[–]kravitzz -2 points-1 points ago

Not cool.

[–]leveldrummer -1 points0 points ago

why not? they have the same hair cut.

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood -3 points-2 points ago

Sadly that is still more attractive than Hillary Clinton now days

[–]pyjamaparts 8 points9 points ago

Is noone else getting the Paul McCartney vibe?

[–]philkensebben18-1 10 points11 points ago

Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?

There he is!

[–]russlawl 2 points3 points ago

Balls.

[–]redisforever 2 points3 points ago

Knew what was coming before I clicked, laughed just the same.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat -1 points0 points ago

[–]imeanthat 0 points1 point ago

Yes, you read my mind.

[–]pathoszero 16 points17 points ago

looks like Hillary is have a stroke

[–]jherbz 12 points13 points ago

looks like you forgot to comple a word.

[–]Welshie95 4 points5 points ago

That's because he is have a stroke.

[–]ShahpEleven 0 points1 point ago

HA! looks like you had a strrrrrrrrrrr

[–]winzippy 26 points27 points ago

I like how you don't have to photoshop the suit because they both own the same one.

[–]m1ss1l3 13 points14 points ago

that must save a ton of money.

Edit: spam link below don't click

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[–]zeekar 7 points8 points ago

spam. do not click.

[–]scurious33 6 points7 points ago

i see Ellen Degeneres...

[–]mhallgren5 0 points1 point ago

exactly my first though!

[–]SweatyMoose 7 points8 points ago

Genius.

[–]ebaulylod 10 points11 points ago

It's an older code, but it checks out sir.

[–]jazzykicks 0 points1 point ago

What a child like smile they have!

[–]yellowpeel 2 points3 points ago

Quasimodo?

[–]derekreleford 2 points3 points ago

Bill is the hotter side.

[–]aiden904 0 points1 point ago

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[–]phaeton_didnt_quit 2 points3 points ago

was chelsea not sufficient?

[–]tow38 5 points6 points ago

that is an insult to real hillbillys

[–]GnomishInsanity 2 points3 points ago

As a real hillbilly, I agree.

[–]9212 0 points1 point ago

Appalachian or Ozark?

[–]hypurpelue 3 points4 points ago

That is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

[–]FluxPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

Looks a little stroke-y on the right. :/

[–]GuitarGuru253 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a stroke victim

[–]Ahrimanix 0 points1 point ago

IT Lives

[–]enamelprotection 0 points1 point ago

I genuinely thought that was Donald Trump until I clicked on it.

[–]juma606 1 point2 points ago

Looks like she had a stroke.

[–]MarkoSeke 0 points1 point ago

Looks just like an average hillbilly...

[–]tamurlane6 1 point2 points ago

for some godawful reason, it makes me think of Paul McCartney

[–]BradMagnum -1 points0 points ago

Hillbilly 2012!!

[–]panjialang 0 points1 point ago

Billary 2016!

[–]islandfreak 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else reminded of Harvey Dent?

[–]Chrisixx 0 points1 point ago

Yeah thanks, it's not like I wanted to sleep tonight.

[–]bpr2102 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the terminator to be honest

[–]Pigtroll -1 points0 points ago

Difficult to masturbate to, but achievable. The trick is to only stare at one of the eyes at a time. Staring at both of them kinda freaks you out and you gotta start over.

[–]kaharz 0 points1 point ago

I'll never have to explain the Uncanny Valley concept again. I can show the person this picture.

[–]Fr4t 0 points1 point ago

[–]Unknown_Artist 0 points1 point ago

[–]i_fuck_kittens_hard 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Kroz_McD 0 points1 point ago

HEY YOUU GUUYS!!

[–]unitofpermeability 0 points1 point ago

Ahh wow, never thought of that, so obvious

[–]holybanana 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Owen Wilson

[–]MyNameIsNotJeff 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at that way more than I should have.

[–]playerIII 1 point2 points ago

It is like Two Face but you loose every time.

[–]wiqqido 0 points1 point ago

that is so mean, leave chelsea alone!!!!

[–]spiderspeedo -1 points0 points ago

hilllary billary cock the mouse ran up the crotch intern got some, hill got none hillary billary cock

[–]sfein85 0 points1 point ago

Hillary has always been very handsome.

[–]Colbaire 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not captioning this as "Cannot be unseen" and posting to r/WTF

[–]nice_mongoose 0 points1 point ago

Hill Bill: Vol 2

[–]Bag_of_dicks_yo 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly what Hillary would look like with Bells Palsy.

[–]kurt8081 0 points1 point ago

Hey slenderman in the background isn't wearing his suit!

[–]katerinarose 0 points1 point ago

Ellen Degeneres?

[–]kinglupid 0 points1 point ago

creepy

[–]rooster_cogburn1010 0 points1 point ago

Clinton's...c'mon...Clinton's...STAHP!!!

[–]strik3r2k8 0 points1 point ago

Now masturbation is sex, masturbation and rape all at the same time..

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point ago

She's strokin'.

[–]Scripes 0 points1 point ago

So disturbing.

[–]sorryjzargo 0 points1 point ago

That just might be the most terrifying thing I have seen in the past month...

[–]mica720 0 points1 point ago

Jay leno?

[–]namanama101 0 points1 point ago

I see Disneys, The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

[–]petekill 0 points1 point ago

So here in Arkansas they recently renamed the Little Rock National Airport to the Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport. So naturally, everyone immediately started calling it the Hillbilly Airport. They had to have seen that one coming.

[–]JadoJodo 1 point2 points ago

Chelsea?

[–]kingmance 0 points1 point ago

1996 called...it wants it's joke back

[–]OrnateFreak 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a blonde Adam Scott (Ben from Parks and Rec) to me...

[–]mastertje 0 points1 point ago

I'm very sorry to say, but he looks like Stephen Fry. An alright chap.

[–]peon2 0 points1 point ago

It took me about 15 seconds to realize that the face was half Hillary, half Bill...I thought it was just Hillary in a suit.

[–]mywillie 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious

[–]jake1295 0 points1 point ago

As an Arkansan I resent this. Still an up vote for creativity

[–]Gizoogle 0 points1 point ago

"Head or tail?"

[–]scoobysmokes 0 points1 point ago

it looks like ellen!

[–]mean_burrito 0 points1 point ago

[–]Daeluin 0 points1 point ago

It's like some Lovecraftian horror.

[–]edub3920 0 points1 point ago

It's creepy how real it looks O_O

[–]zestyhol3 0 points1 point ago

that is some scary ass shit

[–]bortsteve 0 points1 point ago

Never seen Bill look more Masculine.

[–]MusicWhip 0 points1 point ago

genius

[–]styx13 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see Lindsey Graham?

[–]Kelfox 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a naked Slenderman in the background.

[–]XepherX 0 points1 point ago

Billary Clinton

[–]cleverlyyours 0 points1 point ago

Thumbnail looks like Ellen DeGeneres.

[–]no_frills_attached 0 points1 point ago

Hilldog! Woof woof woof!

[–]BlackFeign 0 points1 point ago

So that's where they got the idea for Quasimoto

[–]conundrum4u2 0 points1 point ago

So, that would make Chelsea the product of hillbillies!

[–]Indexee 0 points1 point ago

This will be used for non-humorous political purposes in 2016 when Hillary runs for president.

[–]794613825 0 points1 point ago

What has been seen... ._.

[–]cindreiaishere 0 points1 point ago

I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

[–]alyssa1213 0 points1 point ago

Slender man in the background

[–]SnyderScuzz 1 point2 points ago

I'm like a moth to the flame. Can't look away no matter how hard I tried and it didn't get any funnier the longer I stared.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

the more honey you get the stronger you become?

[–]Pumpernickell 1 point2 points ago

Billary. is much better.

[–]el_pinata 1 point2 points ago

I'll take "Jokes older than the Internet" for $1000, Alex. That's a bonafide blast from the past.

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[–]Gabaloo 0 points1 point ago

What is this... I don't even...who?

[–]room2716 0 points1 point ago

And you're the only one who will ever see it.

[–]kyleighbo0 0 points1 point ago

That is disgusting.

[–]touriste 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Harvey Dent..

[–]Trinitykill 2 points3 points ago

B: "we need to get some respect for our campaign"

H: "Fear! That's how we get respect, show them all how we do things"

B: "we should be fair though, this is a place of justice after all"

H: "Screw justice! Kill the cat!"

[–]hooly -2 points-1 points ago

don't you mean hillwilliam?