Atheistzilla. Thought this belonged here. Sorry if repost.

CosmicToaster · 2012-09-24T04:35:22+00:00

Christian Bale visited shooting victims, Atheist Bale did not.

All tied up 1-1

JohnJay721 · 2012-09-24T01:03:39+00:00

Actually, his original name in Japanese was Gojira

radeky · 2012-09-24T05:17:15+00:00

This is just stupid.

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-24T01:03:47+00:00

Sorry if this is a repost, but you have to admit it's sorta funny.

tyrannischgott · 2012-09-24T03:47:19+00:00

Don't apologize for reposts. Those of us who don't spend every waking moment on Reddit are happy to see them, since for us it may be the first time.

superpastaaisle · 2012-09-24T04:27:06+00:00

Hey atheists, how come you can't spell atheist without theist?

Checkmate, athetits.

PENGUINS_SNORT_COKE · 2012-09-24T04:31:28+00:00

How come the score between christians and atheists is always 1 - 0

Cakeflourz · 2012-09-24T05:30:50+00:00

From Wikipedia:

"Gojira (ゴジラ?) is a portmanteau of the Japanese words: gorira (ゴリラ?, "gorilla"), and kujira (鯨（クジラ）?, "whale"), which is fitting because in one planning stage, Godzilla was described as "a cross between a gorilla and a whale",[3] alluding to his size, power and aquatic origin." ...

"The Japanese pronunciation of the name is [ɡodʑiɽa] ( listen); the Anglicized form is /ɡɒdˈzɪlə/, with the first syllable pronounced like the word "god", and the rest rhyming with "gorilla". When Godzilla was created (and Japanese-to-English transliteration was less familiar), it is likely that the kana representing the second syllable was misinterpreted[citation needed] as [dzi]; in the Hepburn romanization system, Godzilla's name would have been rendered as "Gojira", whereas in the Kunrei romanization system it would have been rendered as "Gozira"."

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itsme0 · 2012-09-24T01:08:07+00:00

I've actually never seen the original godzilla, only the... late 90s(?) remake.

jingks · 2012-09-24T05:10:54+00:00

Playing devil's advocate, what would be a proper ridiculous response?

"Because only God could create such an awesome creature."

"If evolution is so great, why doesn't Atheistzilla exist?"

Bebebemusic · 2012-09-24T05:24:38+00:00

This is stolen from 4chan. http://imgur.com/gallery/ALfR6

I_conTroll_you · 2012-09-24T04:03:17+00:00

TIL if you are an atheist, and you repost, all is forgiven. Holy shit, reposts are sins in atheism! Confess your reposts and ye shall be redeemed!

zoltek · 2012-09-24T03:10:28+00:00

It's all good OP. I at least didn't snort my drink all over the keyboard.

Lowbacca1977 · 2012-09-24T03:42:01+00:00

What stops them from pointing out that Japan isn't exactly full of good Christians? And they don't exactly have a problem with non-believers suffering. Biblically speaking.

Inferno8 · 2012-09-24T04:28:19+00:00

Cause Japan is Buddhist, which means they worship the devil!

CleverCider · 2012-09-24T04:39:13+00:00

Silly atheists, it's because Tokyo is a haven for Godless perverts getting what they deserved like Sodom and Gomorrah.

ClankOnTheCob · 2012-09-24T04:45:03+00:00

Sure... You didn't know it was a repost, I hear ya...

Ceigee · 2012-09-24T05:16:01+00:00

Well God is a figure in Christianity. So the more proper remark would be Flying Spaghetti monsterzilla since FSM (mockery or not) to Atheism is what God is to Christianity.

alittler · 2012-09-24T05:20:25+00:00

What the cuss?

DoctorPaxton · 2012-09-24T05:24:20+00:00

hi ryan. <3 u

Ndoor · 2012-09-24T05:32:31+00:00

Because Atheistzilla is made up and Godzilla is real!

sadperson90 · 2012-09-24T05:37:11+00:00

This is one of the very few "funny" posts on /r/atheism that was actually funny.

Laggyzaki · 2012-09-24T06:13:29+00:00

With all the "Atheism: 1, Religion: 0" posts I'm always left wondering, who keeps resetting the score?

blkbox · 2012-09-24T06:18:15+00:00

One logic to rule them all.

bumblerattack · 2012-09-24T06:42:50+00:00

I know reposts are good sometimes, but I see this way too often.

ntongh2o · 2012-09-24T06:48:30+00:00

Saw this on /r/circlejerk a while back.

1ceyou · 2012-09-24T06:51:26+00:00

Saying sorry if repost when you know its a repost...damn you.

Ryuubu · 2012-09-24T06:56:56+00:00

Fun fact: in the Godzilla lore, the American Godzilla is referred to as Zilla be abuse it doesn't deserve God in its name.

Zilla is beaten by the original Godzilla in under 10 seconds in the movie Godzilla 2000.

steakmeout · 2012-09-24T05:42:35+00:00

This subreddit is such absolute shit. While you're all busy sharing memes and circlejerking the world is discussing a law for committing Blasphemy and yet you still continue to share childish memes and circlejerk. You're a bunch of fucking morons.

meantamrajean · 2012-09-24T01:58:37+00:00

Repost but up vote anyway because its just so damn funny

meantamrajean · 2012-09-24T01:59:02+00:00

Repost but up vote anyway because its just so damn funny

Mack488 · 2012-09-24T02:25:40+00:00

Wat....

Tonialb007 · 2012-09-24T00:59:09+00:00

Repost, but I will forgive you since you are a new redditor.

IHateRyanStealy · 2012-09-24T03:37:21+00:00

If you're not sure if it's a repost, why don't you search for it you dumb fuck? You atheists pretend to be smarter than everyone else, but act way more ignorant here than any religious person I know. FUCK YOU ALL!

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Singaya · 2012-09-24T03:44:31+00:00

Upvoted as worthwhile repost. Sadly, its really funny 'cause it's so true.


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