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[–]Bloody_Panda 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for two reasons: 1- it's so true. 2- that made my vote #69.

[–]EyeoftheKing 2 points3 points ago

Oh man, that feel.

[–]SenatorCrabHat -1 points0 points ago

But think of this. I don't know how many books you have at your local library, but even if there were only five thousand there, and you read one a day, it would take you about 13 years and 8 months to finish them all. There are so many books to read and so many more to traumatize you that the emotional damage you would sustain, were it condensed, would destroy chuck norris. (i don't say kill because one cannot kill him, merely destroy him, he re-atomizes in a different location in the universe after being reborn in the death of a star) ((also fuck him for being a douch but he is a good example))

[–]is_is 1 point2 points ago

You're trying too hard.

[–]n-space 0 points1 point ago

When I first read the Bachman books (a book that contains four Stephen King novels originally published under a pseudonym), after each of the first three I was so blown away (and somewhat traumatized) that I couldn't just go onto the next one. But then (after a good break) I did, and I was blown away again...