this post was submitted on
883 points (52% like it)
9,147 up votes 8,264 down votes

funny

subscribe2,486,407 readers

5,676 users here now

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 120 comments

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 100 points101 points ago

I'm surprised the title wasn't "Oh, YouTube.."

[–]JakJakAttacks 114 points115 points ago

[–]eyeoutthere 22 points23 points ago

Perfection.

[–]RaVNzCRoFT 16 points17 points ago

[–]Teleportingsocks 4 points5 points ago

Beautiful.

[–]Proposition_Joe 11 points12 points ago

Reddit, I found this le gem on youtube. /r/videos didn't give it much love. What does r/funny think?

[–]DeathWalrus 1 point2 points ago

Careful, we wouldn't want to over-jerk now, would we?

[–]Lusty_Falmer_Maid 0 points1 point ago

There's a pressure leak in the circlejerk pipes, Joe. You're going to have to go clean up the cum. Wear a hazmat suit.

[–]stb14808 64 points65 points ago

This is the type of joke I would make in the 7th grade, and I'd maybe get a chuckle or two. What the fuck is up with Reddit's content lately?

[–]NotaMethAddict 50 points51 points ago

7th graders are posting it.

[–]Squirrels_eat_bacon 12 points13 points ago

[–]Lowilru 6 points7 points ago

Those two ARE AWESOME

[–]stb14808 9 points10 points ago

This is my fear. Although we're not allowed to accuse people of "being twelve years old" without getting downvotes nowadays.

EDIT: And oh snap you're famous. At least in my book. I have such a boner.

[–]Homeschooled316 0 points1 point ago

People always whine about how much better reddit will get when school starts back. Then literally the day school starts back is when people start showing reddit to the friends they haven't seen in awhile and the quality of every default subreddit suffers horribly. The two hit the hardest, in my opinion, are /r/atheism and /r/funny.

Maybe being on reddit so long has deadened my sense of humor, and maybe that's a bad thing, but the posts nevertheless have a weaker filter during the beginning of a school year.

[–]Putnam14 3 points4 points ago

Kyle.

[–]shitty-photoshopper 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, that is my name.

[–]fishboner 0 points1 point ago

School holidays here, influx of summer will be progressing for the next 3 weeks.

[–]TotalBiscuit 11 points12 points ago

Reddit is pretty fucking racist, this is nothing new. Was it yesterday or the day before an entire thread filled with nothing but people saying nigger was upvoted to the frontpage with the title "click for melon"?

[–]batmanmilktruck 4 points5 points ago

reddit is able to joke about racism against all people, but white males.

[–]bobbieluvsya 5 points6 points ago

Well, yeah, didn't you know that young straight white atheist males are the most discriminated-against group in all of history? Why, I heard that one got called a creep once for following a woman around when she was walking home alone late at night! The hardships!

[–]Jamesd88 -1 points0 points ago

*racism against all people, but white male atheists. FTFY

[–]Colostomy -1 points0 points ago

That's Reddit's way of thinking. Repetition does things. It eventually makes something funny, or it eventually causes something to cease offensiveness. In this case, Tom Cruise is hilarious, and we stopped black people being offended by the things white people do. We did it Reddit!

[–]grabassin -1 points0 points ago

lol "lately"

[–]Thotaz -4 points-3 points ago

You thought of jew jokes in 7th grade? I didn't even know that there was this money stereotype before I saw it on reddit. (which is about a year ago)

[–]HomerJunior 0 points1 point ago

7th grade

Answered your own question, I think.

[–]bcarle 9 points10 points ago

Does no one else find the weird video description about drinking and driving across three states more notable than this terrible joke?

[–]PlausibleTheoryGuy 4 points5 points ago

Indeed. I saw that as well. After some rooting around here is what I found out: Turns out, as the guy was building the pyramid, a drunk driver (who had DUI's in three separate states) ended up crashing into the the guys building. I assume that the destruction of the pyramid (seen at the end of the video) was caused by the shaking of the building. Hence the cautionary "Don't drink and drive..." line. Pretty unfortunate set of circumstances methinks.

[–]MyKillK 0 points1 point ago

So a guy's serious attempt at setting the world record for largest penny pyramid was foiled by someone crashing into his building and making it fall down? That is fucking hilarious!!

[–]slenderwin -1 points0 points ago

I don't even see the joke...where is the anti-semitism introduced? I see no mention of jew or Jews.

[–]firefae83 1 point2 points ago

The comment in the red box.

[–]slenderwin 1 point2 points ago

You must think I'm an absolute moron... Haha. I never saw that part of the image! On my screen it was only down to the description.

[–]firefae83 1 point2 points ago

Happens to the best of us.

[–]bcarle 1 point2 points ago

Haha I didn't respond to you because I thought I must be missing the point of YOUR joke. This is what happens when the point of the image is near the margins!

[–]A_Principals_Ransom 4 points5 points ago

I'm actually more interested in the penny pyramid

[–]Shawn_of_the_Redd 98 points99 points ago

No, it's just casual racism masquerading as humor.

[–]clawgoose 2 points3 points ago

This comment reminded me of this

[–]guynumberthree 2 points3 points ago

Thank god this was the top comment when I came here. I was about to feel like I had to post a rant, and no one wants to see that.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]six_six_twelve 17 points18 points ago

Just call it bigotry then.

[–]oldmoneey 6 points7 points ago

It kind of is, actually.

Source: Actual Jews.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Kaghuros 3 points4 points ago

Ironically geneticists consider Jews to be an ethnic group, thereby invalidating what social scientists believe.

[–]ToplessPianist -4 points-3 points ago

Trololol

Social Scientists have their own group of race-expert-academics, none of whom agree on the "definition" of race, or its discrete differences from things like ingrained culture, genetic predispositions, and ethnicity.

Source: I took some social science classes. Thems be some bullshits.

[–]funkydo -4 points-3 points ago

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]funkydo -2 points-1 points ago

You may have to repeat that; it does not make sense in the conversation.

Not to poke fun but:

  1. "Jews are not a race."

  2. "Actually there are no races."

  3. "Well, although races are not genetic, there are races as social constructs based on ethnicity stemming from geographical position."

[–]cwumed 5 points6 points ago

Casual racism doesn't have to masquerade as humor, it IS humor. Calm down, white knight.

[–]Shawn_of_the_Redd 3 points4 points ago

Casual racism doesn't have to masquerade as humor, it IS humor. Calm down, white knight.

Apparently being not-a-bad-person and continuing to act that way once I get on the internet makes me a white knight. Ok.

[–]beaverteeth92 1 point2 points ago

I'm Jewish, attended a Yeshiva for 11 years, and laughed my ass off.

[–]Plippet 10 points11 points ago

Now we wait for KarmaDecay.

[–]JediMasterSam 7 points8 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oh YouTube...[comment] 101coms 765pts 4mos funny
:O 2coms 59pts 3mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]MattBonn 7 points8 points ago

I'm drunk and tried to click the play button... wow.

[–]goober5 13 points14 points ago

lmao anti-semitism

[–]6KILLS6 3 points4 points ago

I never found Abe Lincoln to be that attractive. Certainly not enough to fap to.

[–]Pirates_Arr_us 1 point2 points ago

Now Teddy Roosevelt there was a strapping, rugged President. A man's man. Carried a big stick and shit.

hmmm....now that I look at the picture closer, he did bear an uncanny resemblance to Robin Williams.

[–]ericfine 8 points9 points ago

I'm Jewish and I find pennies to be a nuisance when they get in my gold pouch.

[–]issicus 5 points6 points ago

[–]Magom 1 point2 points ago

Worst title ever.

[–]Flemtality 2 points3 points ago

That guy isn't Jewish, he just said that so people wouldn't cry about 'racism'.

[–]Pups_the_Jew 3 points4 points ago

I'm Jewish, and this was 10 minutes of hardcore porn.

[–]CommentsOnOccasion 1 point2 points ago

That qualifies as hardcore?

[–]Kaghuros 1 point2 points ago

Autoerotic asphyxiation and penetration? Yes I would think so.

[–]CommentsOnOccasion 1 point2 points ago

I do that on my own in my bedroom.

[–]Nemokles 2 points3 points ago

Yes, you can do hardcore porn in your own bedroom.

"Hardcore pornography refers to still photography or video footage that contains explicit depictions of sexual acts, such as vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation or extreme fetish acts."

Ever done penetration? It's hardcore in porn-terms.

[–]wr80 0 points1 point ago

It was actually 9 minutes and 34 seconds

[–]ssmeek 0 points1 point ago

"Metalcoin porn"

[–]dultraslow 1 point2 points ago

or..Hardcoin porn perhaps. Tongue twister tho it will never stick

[–]bay123451 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read the description? It makes no sense.

[–]superpastaaisle 0 points1 point ago

Did it evoke strong emotions of building the pyramids of Egypt?

[–]funkydo 0 points1 point ago

Oh I just realized I can downvote it.

[–]ToplessPianist 0 points1 point ago

This was my first attempt at the world's largest penny pyramid. All i can say is don't drink and drive, at least not across three states.

I found that much funnier than the casually anti-semitic quip.

[–]Doug1eFresh 1 point2 points ago

this is what reddit is upvoting these days...... for shame

[–]SPARTAN_TOASTER -4 points-3 points ago

what you laugh at or up-vote does not reflect how mature you are, just how much of snob you are.

[–]Loopbot75 0 points1 point ago

BRAZZERS!

[–]FireThestral 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if Exodus joke, or money joke...

[–]Dvdrummer360 0 points1 point ago

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

My cousins are Jewish so that makes me half Jewish. I remember watching that video and it gave me a boner.

Myth confirmed.

Source: Jews

[–]youngjheezy -1 points0 points ago

I'm jewish and I don't like ovens and mustaches AMA.

[–]ThePoonHunter 0 points1 point ago

That video was lame. He didn't even finish.

[–]Herr_Derpington 0 points1 point ago

His dog destroyed his efforts, so he gave up.

[–]narutonamikaze28 -1 points0 points ago

I don't get it..

[–]danielkuzmin 4 points5 points ago

Jewish people are stereotyped to like money. In many jokes they refuse to let go of mere pennies.

[–]enrag3dj3w 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this.

Source: check user name.

[–]gkx 0 points1 point ago

I like how nobody's getting the whole "pyramid" thing.

inb4 Jews didn't build the pyramids. I know.

[–]haga0348 0 points1 point ago

I'm Jewish too and it was painful for me to watch as it reminded me of the work my ancestors had to do as slaves in Egypt.

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

Took me a minute to get that joke. Ha! Touche.

[–]Lillipout 0 points1 point ago

I also like money.

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

HA! The movie Idiocracy: "I like money."

[–]chad1312 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]a-train16 -1 points0 points ago

This picture is older then my 10 year old fart i stored in my cupboard

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]MyKillK -1 points0 points ago

Want some cheese with your whine?

[–]firefae83 -5 points-4 points ago

People can get picked on for anything, not just race. If race is the only thing they can find to pick on you about, it means there's no visible flaw in you as a person.

[–]superscott -1 points0 points ago

This is like the fifth fucking time I've seen this post

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]thebreadtruck 2 points3 points ago

Racists are like comedians to ^ those folks.

[–]fanmix87 -1 points0 points ago

[–]iam_accidentprone -2 points-1 points ago

There was atcually only 9:34 of it not 10 minutes I just had to say that haha