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[–]breunor 2 points3 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10bdjj/he_had_a_dream_now_he_keeps_you_clean/ apparently this has existed over and over and over again...

[–]RICH_LITTLE 1 point2 points ago

Clean that ass, clean that ass, thank gawd almighty.

[–]brohouzer 1 point2 points ago

Mother of God...

[–]ChristinaCojocari -1 points0 points ago

Ahahaha!

[–]Iliketrains 0 points1 point ago

"I have a dream that one day this nation will live out the true meaning of being clean!"

[–]phillar93 0 points1 point ago

I got my friend of these for Christmas a few years ago after we had an argument in which he described MLK as a "terrorist." He looked like he wanted to slap me with it, but was greatly amused by the pun.

[–]yeathl 4 points5 points ago

Why do you have a friend that thinks MLK was a terrorist? What is wrong with your firends?!?!?!

Nice move with the loofah though. )

[–]JasonParkest 0 points1 point ago

Of-course it does. Its only been on reddit for the last 2 weeks every few hours. You probably saw it.

[–]Juan_Carlos_DLM 0 points1 point ago

So Mike Tyson has gotten into the cooking business, eh?

[–]Iwontdie 0 points1 point ago

Then, you go to clean your balls and feel like a dick

[–]why_knot_now 0 points1 point ago

never thought of a loofah as 'ball friendly'

[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

Cleanliness is next to godliness...

[–]remote_production 0 points1 point ago

"I really should have approvals on this kind of thing" - MLK, 2006

[–]draxxil 0 points1 point ago

No!

[–]CaptainTeach 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean "so this still exists"

[–]znelson710 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Pope Soap on a Rope